Chelea: (sobbing hysterically) I hate those *bleep*s!

Catherine: -_-; Alrighty on with the next chapie before she cuts out the bleeps. ^_^;

Chelea: I HATE YOU VASH THE STAMPEDE!!! AND YOUR *BLEEP*IN BROTHER!!!

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Star dragged Dusty and Vash across the desert. She stopped on the porch? Of the gun-ho guns place. Star and Dusty knocked on the door. Zazie opened the door and said, "Hi ^.^"

"Hewwo!" Star said, "Hope ya know that I'm not here ta dance ^_^;"

From inside could be heard a loud banging and:

"Keket get out of that room now!"

"No!"

"I said now!"

"And I said no! Go away!"

"Keket Gunslinger!"

"I know my name Legato Bluesummers!"

Star, Vash and Dusty blinks a few times.

"Keket's mad at me for invitin' you guys…" Zazie sighed. "I think Legato is too, but he hasn't said anything…"

"Ok..." Star said sneaking up behind Legato and covering his eyes, "Hi!"

"Hi Star…" he said. "Keket get out here now!"

"No! For the tenth time no!"

Star takes out her gun and blasts the door open and walks away.

Keket growled. She was, surprisingly, wearing a black dress. She had her jet-black hair pulled into a bun.

"Ra! Don't you people ever knock?!"

"I've been knocking for the last half hour…" Legato said. "And when did you start wearing dresses?"

"Noneya." Keket walked past them into the living room.

"Doesn't she have a bad attitude..." Vash said.

"You bet I do!" came Keket's voice from the living room.

"You have no idea…" Legato sighed. "Try living with her…"

"I heard that!"

"Poor ya Legato." Star said.

Legato shook his head, then followed Keket into the living room.

Vash grumbled about bein' here. Star tugged him by the ear into the livin' room.

Dusty shrugged and pogoed after everyone.

Keket shook her head at the pink streamers Knives was putting along the wall. "You people must like tormenting me…"

"It's fun!" Knives said happily.

Keket started twitching as he dangled a piece of the streamers on her head.

Zazie got out a hat with everyone's name in it, "Alrighty! Here's the people who are goin' to be dancin' together for the first slow dance."

Everyone blinked.

"Ok!" Zazie said pullin' names out of the hat, "First, Knives and Dusty! Next, Keket and (dum dum dum) Vash! Last, Legato and Star."

Keket's face paled. Then after shouting random swear words, chased Zazie around the house again.

"Don't blame me! Blame the hat!" he yelled.

"You're the one who drew the names!" Keket shouted.

"Stop ya yellin'!" Knives said.

"I won't!" Keket yelled.

Knives threw a bottle at Keket hitting her right in the head.

Keket stopped chasing Zazie and turned to face Knives, her eyes glowing white. "You didn't just do that…"

"Your right I didn't." Knives said.

Keket's eyes narrowed. "You did… Now you shall pay!"

Dusty leaned toward Star and whispered, "She scares me…"

Star nods and says, "Me too."

Legato used his mind to make Keket do the Chicken Dance.

Keket glared at them all. She then turned Star's, Dusty's, and Knives' hair pink and made Legato do the Boot Scootin' Boogie.

Star growled and turned their hair color back and stopped Legato from doin' what he was doin'.

"Let's just dance..." Star said about to reach for her gun.

Keket crossed her arms. "I don't dance…"

"Nor do I but we Have to." Star said.

"I don't have to do anything…" Keket said. "And Legato you can't pull that stunt again cause I blocked you."

"What ever Keket, I'm the DJ!" Zazie said running to the DJ table.

Vash grabbed Keket by the arm and dragged her onto the dance floor. "C'mon butthead! Let's dance!"

"Unhand me!" Keket shouted trying to run away.

Knives and Dusty started dancin' when the music started. Star and Legato just looked at each other. Star sighed and said, "Well might as well get this over with..."

"Yeah…" Legato said.

Star put her hands on Legato's shoulders and Legato put his hands on Star's hips and they started to slow dance.

Keket glared at Vash.

Vash put his hands on Keket's hips to keep her from running away. Keket sighed and put her hands on his shoulders.

Star only looked at the ground not lookin' anywhere else. Legato was taller than Star so he just looked over her.

Star sighed.

There was a loud slapping sound. Everyone looked over at Vash and Keket. Vash had a red hand print on his face and Keket was looking extremely PO'd.

Star gave out a laugh. Dusty just kept lookin' at Vash and Keket about to laugh, and Knives and Legato was in their own little dream world.

When the song ended, Zazie said into the microphone, "Now it's time for Spin the Bottle!"

Keket's face got red with anger. "You like tormenting me don't you, you little brat!"

She would have chased him again if it wasn't for Vash still keeping her from running any where.

Star snuck a kiss to Legato before she went and sat down.

Keket took a step forward, but Vash was still holding her in place. She grinned sadistically and slapped him again. She walked over and sat down between Legato and Star.

Star gave a silent growl and sat there.

Everyone else joined them, with Dusty and Knives sitting next to each other.

Keket smirked and started singing: "Dusty and Knives sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

Dusty and Knives glared at her.

"My God… The wench can spell…" Legato said.

"My Ra! What is that on your face?" Keket slapped Legato. "Whoops… Thought I saw a bug…"

"Time to split these two up." Star said pushing Keket over to Vash and sitting next to Legato, "Wait let me change that..."

Star pushed Keket over between Knives and Dusty, "There that's better." She sat next to Legato.

"Oh no you don't." Keket said standing up and shoving Star aside. "I can read your mind. I ain't stupid."

Legato opened his mouth to say something but Keket gave him a death glare.

Star grinned and said, "I can look in your mind and see a little monkey running around in your head! And it's saying 'I LOVE LEGATO!!!'"

Keket smirked. "Are you sure the name is 'Legato' and not 'Kek'?"

"I'm not stupid." Star said picking up Keket and throwing her out the window then sitting down next to Legato.

Keket flew back into the room, folding her black wings as she landed. She then kicked Star in the back of the head.

Star held the back of her head and sobbed.

Legato stood up and sat down between them. "Children play nice…"

Keket looked at him. "Don't gimme that crap Mr. I've killed more people than I can count."

Star still sat there and cried.

"Okay I guess I'll go first." Zazie said, spinning the bottle in the center of the circle. It landed on a cactus.

"When did a cactus become a player in the game?" Star said resting her head on Legato's shoulder about to fall asleep.

Keket hummed innocently and looked at the ceiling.

Dusty looked at Keket. "Keket did it…"

"No? Really?" Keket rolled her eyes. "You humans are soo under-developed…"

"You gotta problem with humans?" Dusty asked defensively.

"Actually," Keket grinned sadistically, "yes I do."

Star yawned, "Ok just kiss the cactus." Star said closing her eyes.

Zazie looked at Star with a hurt look. "Do I hafta?"

"Yes! Now kiss the damn cactus!" Keket said.

Legato elbowed Keket in the ribs and the cactus turned back into Vash.

"Ow! What was that for?!" Keket said grabbing her side.

Vash blinked a few times and said, "What happened??????????"

Keket rubbed her side. "Nothin'…"

Zazie looked at Vash and said, "I'M NOT KISSING HIM!!!!!"

Keket gave him her trademark sadistic grin. "You gotta 'lil dude."

Star yawned again and said, "He can take a Chicken…"

"Star you're an angel!" Zazie said, looking like he was going to hug her.

"Thanks I am a angel ^.^" Star said smiling.

Keket muttered something under her breath.

"My turn I guess…" Vash said spinning the bottle and it landing on… Keket.

Keket hit her knees. "OH RA! WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN ME?!?!"

Star held back the laugh and Vash just blinked, "I'll take a Chicken before I get hit…"

"Good choice…" Keket said, glaring at the ceiling. "My turn…"

She spun it and it landed on Legato. Keket started twitching madly. "Oh Ra, what did I ever do to deserve this…?"

"TAKE A CHICKEN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!" Star yelled then covered her mouth.

"I never back down from anything…" Keket said, still twitching.

"Keket, your scarin' me more than you did before." Dusty said.

Keket turned to face Dusty, eyes glowing white again. "Good…" she hissed, still twitching.

Dusty sweat dropped.

"And Star," Keket turned her attention back to Star, "STOP THINKING ABOUT ME TAKIN' A CHICKEN! It's getting' annoying… over and over and over…"

Star looked out into space, "Now who said I was thinkin' about you takin' a chicken… I was thinkin' about the animal chicken."

"Sure…" Keket said giving her sarcastic thumbs up. Her eyes changed back to amber. She leaned closer to Legato, and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"No!" Zazie shouted. "That's not a kiss!"

Keket groaned. "Ra, you have forsaken me! For the fourth time tonight…"

Star had fallen asleep with her head on Legato's shoulder.

Keket sighed, but then gave yet another sadistically evil grin. "Well, if I must do this… stand up Legato."

"No…" Legato said, "I know what your up to." Legato points to Star.

"No I'm not. It's just a lot easier to kiss someone who's not sitting down." Keket said, still twitching a little.

Legato sighed and nudged Star to lay on Vash's shoulder. He stood up as Keket walked closer to him.

Star put out her foot to trip Keket.

Keket kicked her in the shin with a very pointed boot.

"Ouch what did I do!!!" Star whined, "Ya little person you broke my leg."

"Good…" Keket smirked. She leaned in and kissed Legato quickly. Then she started twitching madly again.

Star smirked, "The little monkey is saying again, 'I LOVE LEGATO!!!'"

"I… do not… like… that… bastard… So get… that… thought… out of… your head…" Keket said, still twitching.

"Now it's screaming. 'I'm lying!!!'" Star laughed.

"I'm… gonna… block you… in a minute… if… you don't… stop sayin'… things… like that…" Keket growled.

"Person, I'm the Goddess of Love I can tell from your face." Star said.

"Oh really?…Wanna… put… Love against… Darkness…?" Keket asked, eyes getting white again.

"Lets try Lightness against Darkness and see who wins." Growled Star.

Legato stepped in between them. "Children! I said no fighting!"

"Call me… a child again… and I'll… send you… to… Ammit…" Keket said glaring at him.

"Bite me Legato." Star said glaring at Keket.

Legato sighed and walked over to Keket. He picked her up and tossed her over his left shoulder.

"Put… me… down…!" Keket yelled.

Legato walked over to a chair and sat Keket in it. He tied her to it with rope that just so happened to be lying on the floor next to it.

"Not… again…" Keket said.

Legato then dragged the chair back to the circle and sat back down between Star and Keket.

"Legato just take your turn." Star said sighing.

Legato nodded and spun the bottle. It landed on… Star!

Star blinked.

"Your welcome Star…" Keket muttered.

Star sweat dropped at Keket.

"Goddess powers… rock…" Keket said unenthusiastically.

"Shall I set you on fire…" Star said.

"Please do… I… want to… die…" Keket smirked.

Star hits Keket a few times, "Stop twitching."

"I… can't…" Keket said.

Star sweat dropped again.

"Are you two gonna kiss or what?" Dusty said impatiently.

Star pointed to Legato, "Ask him he could take a Chicken."

Keket stared at the ceiling.

"Stand up, Star." Legato said looking at her.

Star sighed and stood up.

Legato leaned forward and kissed her quickly.

Star blinked and plopped down on the ground. Then spun the bottle… It landed on… Knives. Star sighed and hurried and kissed him before they got into a talkative mood again.

Knives spun the bottle and it landed on… Dusty! (big surprise…:P)

They both blushed.

Keket snickered and started singing this "Kissing Song" again.

Dusty picked up the bottle and threw it at Keket.

"Ow! Filthy… human…" Keket said, STILL twitching.

"Stop twitching!" Star said shooting a rubber bullet at Keket.

"Hey! Leave me… alone! I'm the… one who's… tied to the… chair!" Keket growled.

Knives leaned over and kissed Dusty. Dusty and Knives both blushed.

"Well since Dusty broke the bottle," Keket said, "now what?"

Star walked out side and picked up some snow and walked back in, "SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!" Star said throwing the snow at Keket.

Legato untied Keket as she grinned again. "It's on Star!" she laughed.

Star clung to Legato, "HELP!!!"

Keket grinned VERY sadistically. "I SHALL AVENGE EVERY THING YOU PEOPLE HAVE DONE TO ME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

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Chelea: I thought that was *bleep*in funny if I do say so myself…

Catherine: Yea me too… ^.^ But the monkey is still saying, 'I LOVE LEGATO!!!'

(Keket walks in and shoots Chelea and Catherine in the leg then walks out)

Catherine: (shall act like knives) MY LEG IT HURTS, DID YOU REALLY SHOOT ME!!! DID YOU ACTUALLY SHOOT ME!!!!! (laughs and heals leg out of person magic)

Chelea: (twitches in pain) I think… it's cause I… stole… her name… (heals self but continues twitching)

Catherine: (throws everyone that is twitchin' to the man eatin' monkeys) R&R ^o^

Chelea: AHHH!!!! (has demon minions kill monkeys) (huggles demon minions)