Xyza: Hello! Long time no see!
PS: Hi people!
Mcw: Hello all!
Xyza: Sorry for the delay I promise to update more frequently.
PS: We stopped because of SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
Xyza: I HATE SCHOOL!!!!!!!
Mcw: Me too
Xyza: Anyway let's get this fic on the road. Presenting Darkdemoncat
Darkdemoncat: Hello people!!!!!!! ^_^
Xyza: She is one of my best buds so I hope everyone will accept her warmly ^_^
DEDICATIONS:
This is to Richard and Geo. You guys are great! Keep up your good work guys, specially with the funny stuff ^_^
This is also to Elsiey. This is for you my fav author. Keep up the good work and have a great year.^_^
And to my muses Mycherrywolf,Paopu-sky and Darkdemoncat. Thanks guys for your undying support. ^_^
Ddc (darkdemoncat) : Xyza does not own anything
Xyza: Here we go!
CHAPTER 5: LOST IN THE WILDERNESS!!
Ryou: Guys! What is our rule?
Marik and Bakura: * in a dull tone * No sending people to the shadow realm. We know we know.
Malik: I don't get the point you guys are actually listening to him?!
Bakura: Why? What's the matter with that?
Malik: Nothing it's just that he's a wimp that's all
Bakura: Hey don't you dare talk to my hikari like that
Marik: My light does have a point about that
Bakura: Ok that's it you guys are asking for it
Malik, Marik and Bakura: * fighting in a cloud of dust *
Ray: Are they always like that?
Ryou: Well sometimes…………. Actually yeah they are always like that
Yami: Man! I wish I brought my camera this is totally a camera moment!
After 2 hours
Tyson: Don't you think we should break the fight
Kai: To think of it………. their fight is getting out of hand
Max: Let's just break it up
Yami: No way!! Why should you!!?
Ray: Come on they have been fighting for some time
Max: They might die
Yami: So I don't see the point in worrying about that
All: O_O
Yami: Fine already break it up then * murmuring * killjoys
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~meanwhile~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sora: So what do we do now?
Tristan: Let's think of something to talk about
Joey: Like?
Tristan: I dunno
Tea: Why don't we get to know each other more ^_^
Everyone: * silenced *
Tea: I'll start. Do you know that I value friendship more than anything in the world and that if something happens to one of you I wouldn't know what to do. Friendship is about giving , loving, caring, understanding and trusting one another and that blah blah blah blah…………………………..
Joey: * whispering * Hey guys let's say we get rid of her
Sora: * whispering * I agree her friendship thing is getting to my head. Ouch my head is aching
(PS: That Tea will pay for making Sora's head hurt)
Tristan: * whispering * Why don't we knock her out and throw her someplace far away
Duke: What are all of you doing?
Tea: Oh Hi Duke! How are you?
Duke: Ok I guess
Tea: Good for you! ^_^ Anyway where was I…. Oh yeah I love you guys! Did you know that? I'm sure you do!
Duke: * joining the operation Tea get out * Why don't we tell her to just go away and never go near us.
Tristan: Like hat will work
Sora: Actually it might work
Joey: Ya she does trust us doesn't she
Duke: We'll just tell her we have this disease and want her to stay away from us for her safety
Sora: Ya that's sure to work
Tristan: Fine we'll do it your way then Duke
Joey: Let's do this
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami: Aww man!! The show's over!!
Marik: Ouch my arm hurts!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Oh yeah well I have a BLACK EYE!!!!!
Malik: I beat you both I have a big bruise because of your punch * points to Bakura *
Bakura: Not my fault that happened
Max: I think they're going to fight each other again
Tyson: Are they really like that?
Ryou: What you saw ain't half of it
Ray: No way!!!!!
Ryou: Wait until you see Yami getting involved
Bakura: That's it you want to fight again Min controller boy
Malik: Don't you dare call me that albino
Bakura: I'm not PALE LOOKING hear me!!!!!!!!
All: ahem
Bakura: Fine I am but I am still the best looking!!!!!!!
Yami: Cool!!! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Malik: The pharaoh is behind this
Yami: Am not
Malik: Are too you want us to fight and kill each other don't you
Yami: OF COURSE NOT!!!!!......................FINE I ADMIT!!!!
Bakura: Aha YOU ARE DEAD MEAT PHARAOH!!!!!!!!!!
Malik, Bakura, Yami: * in a cloud of dust fighting each other *
Kai: We'll never find our way out of here
Ray: You can say that again
Ryou: How come you're not in the fight?
Marik: Who me?
Ryou: Ya you I mean your hikari is in there how come you're not?
Marik: I'm just waiting for the Pharaoh to be weak and then I'll hit him so that the last blow is mine MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ryou: Should have seen that coming
~~~~~~~~~~~~meanwhile~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sora: * cough cough *
Tea: What's wrong?
Joey: Tea I'm afraid we have caught a rare disease
Tristan: That's why we want you to get away from us
Tea: For how long?
Duke: FOREVER!!!!!!!!!
Tea: I'll stay to take care of you people
All of them: NO JUST STAY AWAY FROM US FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duke: We meant to say that we don't want to get the same disease right guys?
All guys: YA Tea just stay away forever
Tea: Ok but promise me you guys will live
All guys: Ya ya ya already JUST GO!!!!!!
Tea: K bye ^_^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~meanwhile~~~~~~~~~~~~
super perky girl: ^_^ Hello!
All: Ummm Hi
Super perky girl: ^_^ Are you guys lost?
Kai: Oh I don't know * sarcastic *
Super perky girl: ^_^ If you guys need help I'm your girl
Bakura: Could you stop smiling
Super preky girl: ^_^
Malik: STOP SMILING DAMNIT!!!!
Super perky girl: ^_^
Yami: I have an idea
Marik: What is it?
Yami: You'll see. Hey!
Super perky girl: ^_^ Yes?
Yami: Your whole family died by being scourged to death
Super perky girl: ^_^ really?? ^_^
All: What the!!!??
Super perky girl: ^_____________________^
Marik: I have an idea
All: What is it??
Marik: Watch. YOU F***ING GIRL SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND STOP YOUR DAMN SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!
Super perky girl: ^_^ That wasn't nice
Malik: I'll handle this amateurs.
Bakura: What can you do about this?
Malik: Watch and learn. OH MY GOSH!!!
Super perky girl: ^_^ Why what is it?? ^_^
Malik: YOUR SHIRT IS SOOO OUT OF FASHION!!!!!!!!!
Super perky girl: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I HAD A HARD TIME LOOKING FOR THESE CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!
All: O_O
Malik: Told ya
Tyson: No way dude!
Max: That was
Ray: unbelievable
Kai: Way beyond unbelievable
Ryou: Impossible
Marik: I'm
Yami: Speechless
Bakura: How did you?
Malik: Simple girls dig their outfits you know
Super perky girl: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! * EXPLODED*
Malik: That was uncalled for
Ryou: Let us all give a moment of peace…….
Everyone: WHO CARES!!!!!!
Ddc: Will they be able to find camp?
Mcw: Will Tea ever die?
PS: Will the yamis and Malik stop fighting?
Richard and geo: Will all these questions end?
Elsiey: Find out next time on
Everyone: INSANITY THE FIRST!!!!!!!!! R&R