The last we left our intrepid heroes was at school waiting for the
car ride of their life.
Shinji: Too bad Toji and Kensuke couldn't come.
Asuka: Ha, who want those stooges along anyway?
Shinji: *under his breath* me. . . Where can she be?
Asuka: Probably off d- Asuka wasn't able to finish her sentence when Misato Parallel
parked her car at 120 MPH. At this time Asuka and Shinji were both shaking as the got
into the car, but Rei was still emotionless, except this time she was really thinking if she
should walk to the airport. She jumped in the front seat anyway and they sped off.
Misato was driving like a maniac, so she was having a normal day.
Misato: So kids, how was your day?
Asuka and Shinji: Fin-OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT!!!
Rei: It was most satisfactory
Misato: That's nice
As they went down the street there was a huge traffic jam and Misato started
whining. While Shinji and Asuka were thanking God they were going to slow down.
Then Misato spotted a makeshift ramp on the sidewalk from construction work.
Misato: Yeeehaaa!!!
Children: AHHHHHHH!!!!! (Yes folks, even Rei is screaming)
They cleared the 2 mile long traffic jam, and sped toward the airport. Asuka was
clutching her chest, Shinji was unconscious, and Rei, well, she looked like crap.
Misato: What's wrong Rei?
Rei: @_@
Misato: Hmm, okay!
They finally end their ride of doom and arrive at the Tokyo-3 airport.
(A/N I really don't know if there is a Tokyo-3 Airport in the series)
The four stand there for what seems like hours, well, ok, one is still unconscious,
one is saying how much of a spineless wimp the unconscious one is, one is wondering
around muttering something about 'flying', and the last one is bored to death. Also there are NERV personnel around and stuff, doing Nerv things.
Misato: Man, when is he going to get here?
Asuka: When he gets here, that's when
Shinji: *is suddenly conscious* *Where am I mommy? *wap* owww
Asuka: Baka!! What does the 6th look like? Tell me!
Misato: *Hands Asuka bio on 6th child* Here.
Asuka's POV: 6th Child, lt. Kensuo, Ryoshima
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Green/brown (A/N my eye color by the way)
Height: 168 cm
Weight: 115 lbs.
(A/N The other Info would be boring to read, let's move on)
He doesn't look like a stooge, but appearances can be deceiving.
Suddenly in the distance they hear a roaring of engines. They see an odd looking
plane coming in to land.
Asuka: What in the heck is that thing?
Misato: You will see soon enough.
As the 'plane' taxied up to them and stopped, they were able to read "USAF" and
right under it was "F-305E".
Shinji: Misato, what does the E stand for on this plane?
Misato: First of all Shinji my boy this isn't a plane; second the 'E' stands for Evangelion.
Apparently, Evangelion is the magic word, because as soon as she said it, the entry plug popped out and the hatch opened pouring LCL onto the ground. Out emerged
the very mad, the very tired, and the very sad 6th Child, lt. Kensuo, Ryoshima.
Ryoshima: Hi kids
Shinji: H-hi
Asuka: Whatever
Rei: I want to fly, I want to fly, I want to fly in the car again
Everyone: O_O;
Ryoshima: Is she going to be ok?
Misato: Uhh, yeah, sure, whatever
Ryoshima: oookkayy
Misato: (to herself) Commander Ikari isn't going to be happy with this.
A moment of silence, except for Rei.
Ryoshima: Well, I am going to go get some food because I am very hungry.
Asuka: No really.
Ryoshima: yes, really.
This got Asuka mad, very mad. This is where poor Ryoshima gets his first slap on the face.
At the eating place.
Ryoshima: Man was I hungry!
Shinji: Yeah, but did you have to eat the plastic fork?
Ryoshima: I what?!
Later that day at Nerv.
Ritsuko: Well, you seem to be okay, except the fork in your stomach.
Ryoshima: ok, can we not discuss that?
Ritsuko: Fine
One stomach pumping later.
Ryoshima: Thanks Doc.
Ritsuko: No problem, just don't get really hungry again.
Ryoshima heads to the commander's office. This will go well.
*knock* *knock*
Ikari: Enter
Ryoshima: *enters and salutes* sir!
Ikari: There is no need for that, pilot Kensuo.
Ryoshima: yes sir.
Ikari: You will be assigned living quarters immediately
Just after he finished his sentence Misato bursts in.
Misato: He can stay at my place!! (This will come into play later, nothing perverted mind
you)
Ikari: Good, because I was going to assign him to some cardboard box in some alley.
Ryoshima: O_O
Misato: Now that is settled, let's go.
Ryoshima: uhhh, ok. . . Wait one second, Commander?
Ikari: yes?
Ryoshima: Why do you wear those glasses and put your hands in front of your face in a menacing way?
Ikari: It's for show and chicks dig the glasses
Ryoshima: -_-;
5 minutes later, 1 building destroyed, and 50 traffic laws broken they get to Misato's
apartment.
Ryoshima: So, Pilots Ikari and Sohryu live with you as well?
Misato: Yes they certainly do!
Ryoshima: (Crap not her again) Isn't it going to be a little packed?
Misato: nonsense, there will be plenty of room.
When Misato unlocked the door, Ryoshima said something that sounded oddly
Like, "And so it begins."
And so it does begin. That's the end of Chapter 2, whew that was fast, 2 in one night! I will eventually have all the pilots living in the same place; I have some ideas, mwwahhahahaha!!! I am going to move out of script format so Ch.3 will be written differently ( thx for the tip Brassmonki!). Stay tuned for Chapter 3!!
Shinji: Too bad Toji and Kensuke couldn't come.
Asuka: Ha, who want those stooges along anyway?
Shinji: *under his breath* me. . . Where can she be?
Asuka: Probably off d- Asuka wasn't able to finish her sentence when Misato Parallel
parked her car at 120 MPH. At this time Asuka and Shinji were both shaking as the got
into the car, but Rei was still emotionless, except this time she was really thinking if she
should walk to the airport. She jumped in the front seat anyway and they sped off.
Misato was driving like a maniac, so she was having a normal day.
Misato: So kids, how was your day?
Asuka and Shinji: Fin-OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT!!!
Rei: It was most satisfactory
Misato: That's nice
As they went down the street there was a huge traffic jam and Misato started
whining. While Shinji and Asuka were thanking God they were going to slow down.
Then Misato spotted a makeshift ramp on the sidewalk from construction work.
Misato: Yeeehaaa!!!
Children: AHHHHHHH!!!!! (Yes folks, even Rei is screaming)
They cleared the 2 mile long traffic jam, and sped toward the airport. Asuka was
clutching her chest, Shinji was unconscious, and Rei, well, she looked like crap.
Misato: What's wrong Rei?
Rei: @_@
Misato: Hmm, okay!
They finally end their ride of doom and arrive at the Tokyo-3 airport.
(A/N I really don't know if there is a Tokyo-3 Airport in the series)
The four stand there for what seems like hours, well, ok, one is still unconscious,
one is saying how much of a spineless wimp the unconscious one is, one is wondering
around muttering something about 'flying', and the last one is bored to death. Also there are NERV personnel around and stuff, doing Nerv things.
Misato: Man, when is he going to get here?
Asuka: When he gets here, that's when
Shinji: *is suddenly conscious* *Where am I mommy? *wap* owww
Asuka: Baka!! What does the 6th look like? Tell me!
Misato: *Hands Asuka bio on 6th child* Here.
Asuka's POV: 6th Child, lt. Kensuo, Ryoshima
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Green/brown (A/N my eye color by the way)
Height: 168 cm
Weight: 115 lbs.
(A/N The other Info would be boring to read, let's move on)
He doesn't look like a stooge, but appearances can be deceiving.
Suddenly in the distance they hear a roaring of engines. They see an odd looking
plane coming in to land.
Asuka: What in the heck is that thing?
Misato: You will see soon enough.
As the 'plane' taxied up to them and stopped, they were able to read "USAF" and
right under it was "F-305E".
Shinji: Misato, what does the E stand for on this plane?
Misato: First of all Shinji my boy this isn't a plane; second the 'E' stands for Evangelion.
Apparently, Evangelion is the magic word, because as soon as she said it, the entry plug popped out and the hatch opened pouring LCL onto the ground. Out emerged
the very mad, the very tired, and the very sad 6th Child, lt. Kensuo, Ryoshima.
Ryoshima: Hi kids
Shinji: H-hi
Asuka: Whatever
Rei: I want to fly, I want to fly, I want to fly in the car again
Everyone: O_O;
Ryoshima: Is she going to be ok?
Misato: Uhh, yeah, sure, whatever
Ryoshima: oookkayy
Misato: (to herself) Commander Ikari isn't going to be happy with this.
A moment of silence, except for Rei.
Ryoshima: Well, I am going to go get some food because I am very hungry.
Asuka: No really.
Ryoshima: yes, really.
This got Asuka mad, very mad. This is where poor Ryoshima gets his first slap on the face.
At the eating place.
Ryoshima: Man was I hungry!
Shinji: Yeah, but did you have to eat the plastic fork?
Ryoshima: I what?!
Later that day at Nerv.
Ritsuko: Well, you seem to be okay, except the fork in your stomach.
Ryoshima: ok, can we not discuss that?
Ritsuko: Fine
One stomach pumping later.
Ryoshima: Thanks Doc.
Ritsuko: No problem, just don't get really hungry again.
Ryoshima heads to the commander's office. This will go well.
*knock* *knock*
Ikari: Enter
Ryoshima: *enters and salutes* sir!
Ikari: There is no need for that, pilot Kensuo.
Ryoshima: yes sir.
Ikari: You will be assigned living quarters immediately
Just after he finished his sentence Misato bursts in.
Misato: He can stay at my place!! (This will come into play later, nothing perverted mind
you)
Ikari: Good, because I was going to assign him to some cardboard box in some alley.
Ryoshima: O_O
Misato: Now that is settled, let's go.
Ryoshima: uhhh, ok. . . Wait one second, Commander?
Ikari: yes?
Ryoshima: Why do you wear those glasses and put your hands in front of your face in a menacing way?
Ikari: It's for show and chicks dig the glasses
Ryoshima: -_-;
5 minutes later, 1 building destroyed, and 50 traffic laws broken they get to Misato's
apartment.
Ryoshima: So, Pilots Ikari and Sohryu live with you as well?
Misato: Yes they certainly do!
Ryoshima: (Crap not her again) Isn't it going to be a little packed?
Misato: nonsense, there will be plenty of room.
When Misato unlocked the door, Ryoshima said something that sounded oddly
Like, "And so it begins."
And so it does begin. That's the end of Chapter 2, whew that was fast, 2 in one night! I will eventually have all the pilots living in the same place; I have some ideas, mwwahhahahaha!!! I am going to move out of script format so Ch.3 will be written differently ( thx for the tip Brassmonki!). Stay tuned for Chapter 3!!