Ok, this chapter will go out of the previous format it was in and is
now in a new one. The reason behind this is because it was getting on
people's nerves, especially mine. So, here's the story! ^_^ "
"Welcome home!" said Misato. "Finally! I'm starving, now we can eat!" Asuka said somewhere in the apartment. "You haven't eaten yet?" "Baka-Shinji wouldn't let us eat until you and pilot boy got home." "Hey, I do have a name" "Shut up!" "Yes M'am!" While Ryoshima and Asuka where fighting, Misato went to check on Shinji. She found him sitting in a chair with an ice pack on his head,"OWWWWWW." When they all got settled down for dinner, Ryoshima found out they were having, "Hot Dogs and French Fries?" "What's wrong? Is there some bad about the way it looks?" asked Shinji. "No, it's not that. I just wasn't expecting to have American food." "Well, I thought it would be a sort of welcoming present to you" said Shinji. "Wow, thanks man! No one has ever cooked me a present before. that didn't sound right but oh well," said Ryoshima. "Lets just eat already, geez," said Asuka. "Asuka, I think you need anger management classes," said Misato jokingly while on her 3rd beer. "*snicker* *snicker*" "What you YOU two laughing at?!" screamed Asuka. "EEP! Nothing! Nothing at all!," the two boys said really fast. "Hmph." "By the way, where am I going to sleep?" said Ryoshima with a mouthful of food. "You can bunk with Shinji, I'm sure he won't mind," said Misato. "It's no problem, it will be fun," said Shinji. "Heh, thanks man."
As it neared 22:00 (10:00) there was one problem.
"SCHOOL?!?! I have to go to school tomorrow? But tomorrow is Thursday, why can't I just start on Monday?" said Ryoshima. "Just because," said an annoyed Misato. "Crap"
The next day.
"First day of school huh?" said Shinji. "Here, yeah, but I hate school a lot and I never pay attention" "Well, you will do good then, because no one listens in our class, all sensei talks about is 2nd Impact and as soon as he starts everyone falls asleep or plays around with their computers." "We get computers there?!" said Ryoshima excited. "Yeah, I just usually talk to my friends or surf the web," said Shinji in a bored voice. "Heh, maybe he will become a stooge today," said Asuka with a playful tone to her voice. "Heh, maybe he will become a stooge today," said Ryoshima in a girlish voice. "I'm going to kill you!" *POW* Ryoshima got knocked up in the upper stratosphere.
Shinji: O_O; (to himself) ok lets not make this girl really mad.
"That'll take care of him," said Asuka, satisfied with herself. "ummm, yep, sure did," said Shinji, wide-eyed (duh).
At school.
"Today class, there is a new exchange student joining us from America. you may enter Mr. Kensuo.ahem, you may ENTER Mr. Kensuo. YOU MAY ENTER MR. KENSUO!!! *SLAM* Ryoshima just fell through the roof at Mach 1 speed and made a crater in the floor. "Hi, uhhh nice to meet everyone, my name is Kensuo, Ryoshima and I am not dead."
Class: O_O
"Anyway, about myself, I am an Eva pilot trained by the United States Airforce. I have experience in black ops. and was trained by the Navy Seals. I have to warn anyone that wants to beat me up because I can kill a person 59 different ways with a spork. Serveral boys got scared. The rest of the class was like, O_O. "Thank you Mr. Kensuo, take a seat by Mr. Ikari," said the old fossil. "Now lets begin today's lecture" "You're not going to wear the salmon suit again are you?" "No, I will be wearing a barney suit"
Class: O_O; AHHHHH, NOOOOOO!!!!
When the lecture began everyone slept or got on their computer, Ryoshima was setting his up to work correctly and stuff when he got invited to a chat room titled Join, "Oh well, nothing else to do." When he joined he was immediately asked.
H4ck3r: What's your Eva like?
RKEP: It's a plane, new design, really cool. Also, it's black and red.
H4ck3r: Why wasn't I able to find out anything about it until yesterday when I was told about it?
RKEP: That's probably because the documents weren't kept on PC, they were too important to be put on a computer and let someone out side of Nerv find out about it. I did see you try to hack into the Area 51 computer banks, Kensuke Aida. You may be good, but I'm better.
H4ck3r: !!! How did u know my name?
RKEP: After you tried to hack in, I follow your signal and got the address to your house and, well, the rest is history. Luckily no one else knew you tried to get in.
H4ck3r: Thanks for not turning me in.
RKEP: No problem.
Shin-01 Joined the conversation Jock joined the conversation
Shin-01: Hey guys
RKEP: Hey
H4ck3r: Hey
Jock: Yo
Shin-01: What's up
RKEP: The sky, but nuthin much
Jock: What's up with Rei? She hasn't acted normal since yesterday.
*Riiinnnngggg*
Shin-01: Crap, I'll tell you at lunch
Shin-01, Jock, and H4ck3r signed off
RKEP: Oh boy
RKEP signed off
At lunch.
"Well you see, when we went to the airport, Misato was driving," said Shinji. "Ahhhh," said Toji and Kensuke. "Anyway, she drove faster than normal and we cleared a 2 mile traffic jam when Misato drove up this ramp at 150 MPH, then we almost hit a Nerv VTOL when we were in the air after it airlifted someone *hehehe* that was in a car wreck near our school. After that she hasn't been the same." "Well, she's coming this way," observed Kensuke. "Hi guys!" said Rei. There was a collective "hi". "Rei?" asked Shinji. "Yes?" "Why are you opening up to people more since yesterday?" "Well I thought I should explore life more now, because I almost lost mine during that ride," said Rei in a cheerful tone. "ohhhh," said the group. "See ya!" said Rei. There was a collective "bye" as she left. "My father isn't going to be happy with Rei now," thought Shinji.
Coincidentally at that very moment, Gendo was talking with Fuyutsuki. "What has happened to Rei? She has been acting strangely since yesterday," stated Gendo. "Maybe she just has changed," said Fuyutsuki. "Even so, this will ruin my plans, activate another Rei and download he personality and memory into the brain." "Yes sir" This ladies and gentlemen is where Rei III is born, while there is still a Rei II. "Excellent," murmured Gendo, while Fuyutsuki was making faces at him behind his back.
After School.
"Man what a day," Said Ryoshima, "Does your teacher usually wear suits like that?" "No, he has never done that before, it's really confusing," said Shinji. "You forgot creepy!" yelled Asuka from the TV room. Just as soon as she finished her sentence the angel alarms went off. "crap," muttered Shinji.
At NERV.
They all get into their plug suits and each get to their Evangelions. "Ready?" asked Misato. "Hai," all four pilots said. "Alright, Evangelion launch!" The three humanoid Evas were launched up the elevator shoots, while the 305 was turned vertical ways and launched straight up. When they reached the surface there was the angel, it had no arms and was all like a blob thing. Asuka was grossed out and Shinji was on the verge of puking, and Rei was like, "Yuck!" Ryoshima was averting his eyes while trying not to crash." When the angel had enough waiting he decided to muck up Shinji's Eva. He took a deep breath and blew snot lokking stuff all over unit 01. Shinji didn't stand a chance, he flew was covered. Asuka started laughing at Shinji's misfortune when she got mucked too. "Yaaaaaaaahhh!!!" Screamed Asuka as she raced towards it with her prog knife drawn. She started slashing it everywhere, "Where the heck is the core?" The angel wasn't being hurt which is probably why it didn't raise it's AT field, but then it did and Asuka was flung away. Rei decided to get serious and started attacking the angel with her own prog knife, she almost got it down, but it used its AT field to fling her in the air also. "I'll try it," said shinji. "wait," said Ryoshima. "what" "I can probably get rid of that sludge with some new kind of napalm the US just developed. "Ok try it" "here goes nothing" Ryoshima leveled off and dropped to napalm, there was a fiery haze then as it cleared enough sludge was gone so that the core was visible. "Go Shinji now!" "Ok!" Shinji ran forward in his Eva and thrust his prog knife in the angel. 20 seconds later the pilots heard in their coms, "Target has become silent, good work"
Back at NERV.
"Good job Shinji," said Ryoshima and Rei. "lucky lucky lucky," was all Asuka said. "heh heh, thanks guys." "I have some bad news guys," said Misato. "What is it?" asked Shinji. "During the angel attack, our apartment got destroyed" "WHHHHAAAATTTT!?!?!?!"
(A/N Cliffhanger, sorry for the shortage of this update, writer's block. I know there wasn't much action in this one but I have some action planned, just can't implement it yet, lol. I had to have Shinji, Rei, and Asuka fail at defeating the angel so that I could show everyone Unit 305's weapon. Just so everyone knows, I am not bashing and of the children, maybe Gendo and the SEELE guys will get made fun of (possibly the teacher too). Next chapter, where will our heroes live? What will they do? Also don't worry Pen-Pen fans, he's ok. ^_^ " Stay tuned for Ch. 4!!! Review please!
"Welcome home!" said Misato. "Finally! I'm starving, now we can eat!" Asuka said somewhere in the apartment. "You haven't eaten yet?" "Baka-Shinji wouldn't let us eat until you and pilot boy got home." "Hey, I do have a name" "Shut up!" "Yes M'am!" While Ryoshima and Asuka where fighting, Misato went to check on Shinji. She found him sitting in a chair with an ice pack on his head,"OWWWWWW." When they all got settled down for dinner, Ryoshima found out they were having, "Hot Dogs and French Fries?" "What's wrong? Is there some bad about the way it looks?" asked Shinji. "No, it's not that. I just wasn't expecting to have American food." "Well, I thought it would be a sort of welcoming present to you" said Shinji. "Wow, thanks man! No one has ever cooked me a present before. that didn't sound right but oh well," said Ryoshima. "Lets just eat already, geez," said Asuka. "Asuka, I think you need anger management classes," said Misato jokingly while on her 3rd beer. "*snicker* *snicker*" "What you YOU two laughing at?!" screamed Asuka. "EEP! Nothing! Nothing at all!," the two boys said really fast. "Hmph." "By the way, where am I going to sleep?" said Ryoshima with a mouthful of food. "You can bunk with Shinji, I'm sure he won't mind," said Misato. "It's no problem, it will be fun," said Shinji. "Heh, thanks man."
As it neared 22:00 (10:00) there was one problem.
"SCHOOL?!?! I have to go to school tomorrow? But tomorrow is Thursday, why can't I just start on Monday?" said Ryoshima. "Just because," said an annoyed Misato. "Crap"
The next day.
"First day of school huh?" said Shinji. "Here, yeah, but I hate school a lot and I never pay attention" "Well, you will do good then, because no one listens in our class, all sensei talks about is 2nd Impact and as soon as he starts everyone falls asleep or plays around with their computers." "We get computers there?!" said Ryoshima excited. "Yeah, I just usually talk to my friends or surf the web," said Shinji in a bored voice. "Heh, maybe he will become a stooge today," said Asuka with a playful tone to her voice. "Heh, maybe he will become a stooge today," said Ryoshima in a girlish voice. "I'm going to kill you!" *POW* Ryoshima got knocked up in the upper stratosphere.
Shinji: O_O; (to himself) ok lets not make this girl really mad.
"That'll take care of him," said Asuka, satisfied with herself. "ummm, yep, sure did," said Shinji, wide-eyed (duh).
At school.
"Today class, there is a new exchange student joining us from America. you may enter Mr. Kensuo.ahem, you may ENTER Mr. Kensuo. YOU MAY ENTER MR. KENSUO!!! *SLAM* Ryoshima just fell through the roof at Mach 1 speed and made a crater in the floor. "Hi, uhhh nice to meet everyone, my name is Kensuo, Ryoshima and I am not dead."
Class: O_O
"Anyway, about myself, I am an Eva pilot trained by the United States Airforce. I have experience in black ops. and was trained by the Navy Seals. I have to warn anyone that wants to beat me up because I can kill a person 59 different ways with a spork. Serveral boys got scared. The rest of the class was like, O_O. "Thank you Mr. Kensuo, take a seat by Mr. Ikari," said the old fossil. "Now lets begin today's lecture" "You're not going to wear the salmon suit again are you?" "No, I will be wearing a barney suit"
Class: O_O; AHHHHH, NOOOOOO!!!!
When the lecture began everyone slept or got on their computer, Ryoshima was setting his up to work correctly and stuff when he got invited to a chat room titled Join, "Oh well, nothing else to do." When he joined he was immediately asked.
H4ck3r: What's your Eva like?
RKEP: It's a plane, new design, really cool. Also, it's black and red.
H4ck3r: Why wasn't I able to find out anything about it until yesterday when I was told about it?
RKEP: That's probably because the documents weren't kept on PC, they were too important to be put on a computer and let someone out side of Nerv find out about it. I did see you try to hack into the Area 51 computer banks, Kensuke Aida. You may be good, but I'm better.
H4ck3r: !!! How did u know my name?
RKEP: After you tried to hack in, I follow your signal and got the address to your house and, well, the rest is history. Luckily no one else knew you tried to get in.
H4ck3r: Thanks for not turning me in.
RKEP: No problem.
Shin-01 Joined the conversation Jock joined the conversation
Shin-01: Hey guys
RKEP: Hey
H4ck3r: Hey
Jock: Yo
Shin-01: What's up
RKEP: The sky, but nuthin much
Jock: What's up with Rei? She hasn't acted normal since yesterday.
*Riiinnnngggg*
Shin-01: Crap, I'll tell you at lunch
Shin-01, Jock, and H4ck3r signed off
RKEP: Oh boy
RKEP signed off
At lunch.
"Well you see, when we went to the airport, Misato was driving," said Shinji. "Ahhhh," said Toji and Kensuke. "Anyway, she drove faster than normal and we cleared a 2 mile traffic jam when Misato drove up this ramp at 150 MPH, then we almost hit a Nerv VTOL when we were in the air after it airlifted someone *hehehe* that was in a car wreck near our school. After that she hasn't been the same." "Well, she's coming this way," observed Kensuke. "Hi guys!" said Rei. There was a collective "hi". "Rei?" asked Shinji. "Yes?" "Why are you opening up to people more since yesterday?" "Well I thought I should explore life more now, because I almost lost mine during that ride," said Rei in a cheerful tone. "ohhhh," said the group. "See ya!" said Rei. There was a collective "bye" as she left. "My father isn't going to be happy with Rei now," thought Shinji.
Coincidentally at that very moment, Gendo was talking with Fuyutsuki. "What has happened to Rei? She has been acting strangely since yesterday," stated Gendo. "Maybe she just has changed," said Fuyutsuki. "Even so, this will ruin my plans, activate another Rei and download he personality and memory into the brain." "Yes sir" This ladies and gentlemen is where Rei III is born, while there is still a Rei II. "Excellent," murmured Gendo, while Fuyutsuki was making faces at him behind his back.
After School.
"Man what a day," Said Ryoshima, "Does your teacher usually wear suits like that?" "No, he has never done that before, it's really confusing," said Shinji. "You forgot creepy!" yelled Asuka from the TV room. Just as soon as she finished her sentence the angel alarms went off. "crap," muttered Shinji.
At NERV.
They all get into their plug suits and each get to their Evangelions. "Ready?" asked Misato. "Hai," all four pilots said. "Alright, Evangelion launch!" The three humanoid Evas were launched up the elevator shoots, while the 305 was turned vertical ways and launched straight up. When they reached the surface there was the angel, it had no arms and was all like a blob thing. Asuka was grossed out and Shinji was on the verge of puking, and Rei was like, "Yuck!" Ryoshima was averting his eyes while trying not to crash." When the angel had enough waiting he decided to muck up Shinji's Eva. He took a deep breath and blew snot lokking stuff all over unit 01. Shinji didn't stand a chance, he flew was covered. Asuka started laughing at Shinji's misfortune when she got mucked too. "Yaaaaaaaahhh!!!" Screamed Asuka as she raced towards it with her prog knife drawn. She started slashing it everywhere, "Where the heck is the core?" The angel wasn't being hurt which is probably why it didn't raise it's AT field, but then it did and Asuka was flung away. Rei decided to get serious and started attacking the angel with her own prog knife, she almost got it down, but it used its AT field to fling her in the air also. "I'll try it," said shinji. "wait," said Ryoshima. "what" "I can probably get rid of that sludge with some new kind of napalm the US just developed. "Ok try it" "here goes nothing" Ryoshima leveled off and dropped to napalm, there was a fiery haze then as it cleared enough sludge was gone so that the core was visible. "Go Shinji now!" "Ok!" Shinji ran forward in his Eva and thrust his prog knife in the angel. 20 seconds later the pilots heard in their coms, "Target has become silent, good work"
Back at NERV.
"Good job Shinji," said Ryoshima and Rei. "lucky lucky lucky," was all Asuka said. "heh heh, thanks guys." "I have some bad news guys," said Misato. "What is it?" asked Shinji. "During the angel attack, our apartment got destroyed" "WHHHHAAAATTTT!?!?!?!"
(A/N Cliffhanger, sorry for the shortage of this update, writer's block. I know there wasn't much action in this one but I have some action planned, just can't implement it yet, lol. I had to have Shinji, Rei, and Asuka fail at defeating the angel so that I could show everyone Unit 305's weapon. Just so everyone knows, I am not bashing and of the children, maybe Gendo and the SEELE guys will get made fun of (possibly the teacher too). Next chapter, where will our heroes live? What will they do? Also don't worry Pen-Pen fans, he's ok. ^_^ " Stay tuned for Ch. 4!!! Review please!