The True Axis of Evil Take Over the World!
By Hayabusa Will (TheNameIsWill@AOL.Com)
Chapter Two-Meetings
"Well, here we are" Mewtwo floated down outside of a huge stadium, letting Pikachu down. "You can go off to the stands"
"Pika" Pikachu nodded. The mischievous grin crossed his face again as he watched Mewtwo float away.
"And here I am..." Tidus crept into the stadium. He wasn't a villain, and knew that if a hero such as himself were discovered, he would be bound to a bloody pulp. "Wow! Every villain is here!" He whispered to himself. He looked around at all of them. "There's Bowser! And Dr. Eggman! Mewtwo, Ganondorf Dragmire, Sephiroth, Andross, Ramirez, Kefka Palazzo, Seymour Guado, Dr. Neo Cortex, M.Bison, Ghaleon, Shadow the Hedgehog, Wario...Sonic the Hedgehog?" Asked Tidus aloud, as Sonic was close enough to hear. "What are you doing here?"
"Some hooker made a crack about me being the fastest thing on two feet, so I ripped her in half like a phone book" Replied a rather grumpy Sonic. Tidus stared shocked as Sonic walked into the stadium.
"Raiden is here!" Announced Raiden aloud. He looked to the left to see the martial artist Akuma. "What?" Akuma gave him a swift punch to the gut, causing him to fall to his knees. "Ow..."
"Well, I gotta start somewhere" Tidus began running, as did Pikachu and Raiden. The three collided and fell over. A shocked expression came over Tidus' face as he looked over at the two yellow-haired people he collided with. "Raiden? Pikachu? What are you two doing here? Did you rip hookers in half too?" He asked.
"I wish" Replied Raiden. "I don't got that kind of money, though. I'm sick of stupid Snake treating me like crap, so I'm gonna get a bunch of villains to join me in taking over the world"
"What a coincidence, that's what I was gonna do" Tidus replied.
"Pika pi" Pikachu added.
"Hm, when I think about it, I can't understand what Pikachu says. Here, take my conveniently-placed Pokémon-to-English translator" Tidus reached into his pocket and placed a small device around Pikachu's neck.
"Thanks" Pikachu spoke in English. "I, too, was going to plan that. My stupid trainer Red put me against a Marowak, and I got beaten. And then I got jumped by a bunch of the Super Smash Brothers. I can't take it anymore!"
"Well, Yuna cheated on me with some guy that's not even from our game" Tidus growled. "It's not right. As if that wasn't enough, Auron got drunk and nearly killed me!"
"Snake kicked me out just for sleeping. What an ass" Raiden growled. "Well, I'm gonna go talk to the villains over there"
"I'll be over there" Pikachu pointed forward.
"And I'll go the remaining way" Tidus started walking to the right. "Good luck, hope to see you in the taking over the world battlefield. Wait, that isn't villain talk. I mean, rar, I'm gonna keeel you. Har har har har...OW! I got bit by a mosquito..."
Humming to himself, Raiden stepped into the section with Ganondorf, Bowser and Wario. "Attention guys! How would you like to help me, Raiden, in my newly found quest to take over the world?"
Not too far away, Pikachu was speaking to Kefka, Dr. Cortex and Shadow. "Hey, I'm Pikachu and I'm a Pokémon. And I'm gonna take over the world with my cuteness and electricity. And I want to recruit villains like you to help me. How about it?"
"Hey, there!" Tidus called to Sephiroth, Dr. Eggman and M.Bison. "I'm taking over the world. And you guys are the greatest villains, and I think you should help. Who's with me?"
With that, nine voices suddenly rang out one word. "HEROES!"
"Oh crap" Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu said in unison from their seperate locations.
"Let's get him!" Bowser announced. He dashed after Raiden. Raiden gasped and began to run as Bowser, Ganondorf and Wario gave chase. Crossing their path was Tidus, who was being chased by Sephiroth, Dr. Eggman and M.Bison. Going the opposite way was Pikachu, who was frantically trying to escape Kefka, Cortex and Shadow.
"AH!" Raiden leapt into the parking lot, jumping on top of the cars. He took a jump to the right, landing on a red one. "Wow, these villains sure have great taste in cars! An SUV? This must be Bison's..."
"YAH!" Bowser screamed as he leapt on Raiden, crushing him and smashing the windshield. He got up, gripping Raiden painfully by his hair. He threw Raiden over to the right, where Wario and Ganondorf were waiting with batons. The two began to beat him over the head with them.
"OW! AH! NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!" Screamed Raiden. He then gave a louder yell at the top of his lungs, followed by more screaming speech. "ALL RIGHT GO BACK TO THE FACE! GO BACK TO THE FACE!"
"Heh heh heh" Chuckled Kefka as he rounded on Pikachu. Shadow was behind him, and Dr. Cortex was above, ready to dive at any command. "Do you know what we do to cute rodents like you?"
Pikachu gave a sigh, as he knew what was going to come. "You mail them to Abu Dhabi?"
The three gasped. "Why no!" Kefka said, apparently appalled. "We were going to bring you with us for some tea and crumpets!" Pikachu gave a sigh of relief. Kefka looked to Shadow and Dr. Cortex, who nodded and smirked. "But, now that you mention it..."
"No...no...NO!" Pikachu yelled as the villains rounded on him.
Tidus was easily outrunning the slow-and-fat Bison and Eggman, while Sephiroth wasn't very mobile himself, with a long cloak holding him back. "You can't get me! Neener neener neener!" Tidus teased, doing a little taunt.
Out of breath, the three stopped and began shaking their fists. "Curse you, Tidus Tiduson!" Yelled Dr. Eggman. He looked to the other two. "Shake harder, fools!"
"Heh heh, once again, my outrunning you proves I am superior in strength, speed and above all, intellect!" He stopped and began to dance while singing. "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!" Tidus stopped dancing and opened his eyes, to see the three standing near him. "Uh...oh crap"
Sephiroth and Bison grabbed hold of Tidus by his arms as Dr. Eggman went behind him. "I always wanted to do this in school. Usually it was done to me" Dr. Eggman grinned and pulled up Tidus' boxers from inside his shorts.
"AH!" Screamed Tidus loudly. "THAT BURNS! BADLY!"
"Let's see how you like THIS!" Added Eggman, pulling on Tidus' smiley face boxers even harder.
"YAHHH!" Tidus continued. "Stop! Please! I'll do anything!"
"Anything? Well, then let's see you endure THIS!" Eggman yelled, pulling for a harder third tug. Tidus' screams were attracting attention.
"This is too evil, even for us" Bison quickly said. "We should stop"
"But I'm not done being mean yet. Let's put him on the flag pole" Eggman said.
"Good plan" Sephiroth walked over and pulled down the string on the flagpole. He then put Tidus on it, leaving him hanging by his smiley-face boxers on it.
"This is the single worst day of my life...except for that Family Guy-esque field trip..."
FLASHBACK
Tidus was only ten, and at the Blitzball Hall of Fame. He then turned to the teacher. "Teacher, why did the team lose?"
"Because your touch yourself at night" Replied the teacher bluntly.
PRESENT
"So horrible..." Tidus sighed, while still hanging on the flagpole.
"NOOOO!" Raiden cried as Ganondorf gave him a hard toss. Raiden bounced against the flagpole, shaking it and causing Tidus even more pain. He hit the floor, and the bulky Nintendo villains jumped on Raiden, pummeling him for a few seconds more.
"I got him!" Bowser called, grabbing Raiden by the arms. Ganondorf and Wario went forward and began to hit Raiden with harsh punches to the stomach. Raiden groaned as the powerful fists hit him. Ganondorf nailed a massive kick to the stomach, and that was the signal that he had about enough. Bowser let him go and smashed him in the back with a massive head butt, launching him a few feet away. Raiden slapped the ground-face down, groaning.
A box then dropped next to Raiden, with something moving inside, followed by a struggling voice. 'TO ABUDHABI' was written in black letters across the front.
"And that takes care of that" Kefka said fondly with a smirk.
"I believe you mentioned tea and crumpets, Mr. Palazzo" Dr. Cortex pointed as he and the rest of the villain crew dispersed.
"Someone help...help..." Tidus groaned. "I'm in pain...underwear WAY too far up butt...stuck on a flag pole. I am not a flag..."
"Shut up!" Yelled Raiden. He coughed loudly, blood dribbling down his chin. "You're not the only one here who got the Smackdown put on him. Ugh...why did they jump US?! See, we're always the targets for these things!"
"Pika! Pika!" Pikachu yelled in a muffled voice from inside the box.
"Hey Raiden, get my sword and pull Pika...ow...chu free" Tidus called. "It's over there" He pointed a few feet away from Raiden, where his sword was.
"Oh fine, fine..." With some difficulty due to the beating, Raiden pulled himself up and grabbed the sword. He walked over and held it about the box. "Okay, Pikachu, I'll let you go now"
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Tidus yelled. "AH! Ow...still burns. You'll kill him. Just slip it under the top and very carefully cut to open it"
Raiden looked agitatedly up at Tidus. "Well, thank you Mr. Rule-Giving Guy" Raiden thought to himself about making better insults while he cut Pikachu free as Tidus had instructed.
"Pika" Pikachu leapt out of the box and landed on his feet, then picked up his translator, which had apparently fallen off him in the process of being stuffed in the box.
"Okay Pikachu, let's go" Raiden said, nodding to the mouse Pokémon.
"Alrighty then" Pikachu replied, and the two walked off, walked off into the setting sun. Two lone hombres, with nothing but the road ahead of them...
"HEY! YOU DIDN'T GET ME DOWN!" Screamed Tidus.
"Oh for Pete's sake, can't he ever help himself?" Pikachu asked.
Raiden put a hand on his chin. "I could go for some sake. What say we go get some sake after we let down the yellow-haired guy?"
"You have yellow hair too!" Tidus yelled. "And the correct word is blonde!"
"Yes, but the author is calling us yellow-haired so he can use the said term to describe Pikachu as well" Raiden replied. He looked to see that Tidus and Pikachu were looking at him strangely. "Me and the author are poker buddies. We take his friends Ryan and Jeff to the cleaners"
"Well, let me down already, this wedgie burns like you would not bel--" He stopped and looked to the two he was talking to. "Well, I think you might believe it"
Raiden and Pikachu walked over and put their hands on the line, pulling it down slowly to bring Tidus down. They unhooked Tidus by his face-face boxers and let him down. "Well, now what?" Asked Pikachu as the three regrouped.
"Let's go get that sake" Raiden suggested.
"I've had enough sake for today..." Grumbled Tidus, thinking back to Auron's drunken rage. "I say that we go watch some hentai Anime"
"Ahahaha!" Laughed three voices. The yellow-haired heroes turned their heads to look over to see Revolver Ocelot, Seymour Guado and Mewtwo there, laughing at them.
"What do you three want?" Snapped Raiden.
"You fools actually thought anyone was going to join you?" Seymour asked. "How pathetic. What's pathetic more is your reasoning"
"Yes" Mewtwo nodded. "Pikachu, you are one of the weaker Pokémon. You expect to be strong?" Pikachu barred his small, sharp teeth at hearing this.
"And Raiden, you're one of the worst agents in any agency in the history of agents" Ocelot chuckled. "And you're angry about Solid Snake giving you the boot? Give me a break" Raiden gripped a tight fist with his right hand, picking up a gun with the left.
"And Tidus...you are the most pathetic of all" Seymour laughed. "You expect to not be attacked in a drunken rage? Especially since you're...you? That makes me laugh. And you're angry about Yuna with the Final Fantasy 8 guy. Please. Yuna's like the village bicycle. Everyone's had a ride!" The three villains broke out into laughter at this.
"ERRR!" Tidus was shaking, teeth gripped tightly and his eyes filled with an extreme fury. Raiden and Pikachu took a step back, as they realized that Tidus was so angry he would've been foaming at the mouth if his teeth weren't gritted. "DIE!"
In one swift motion, Tidus grabbed his sword from the ground and leapt on Seymour, thrusting it down several times before he knew what was even happening. "DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!"
"Aren't you two gonna stop him?" Raiden asked.
"Eh" Mewtwo and Ocelot shrugged.
"Tidus! Tidus!" Pikachu yelled, trying to pull Tidus back by the knee. "I think he's dead now"
Tidus turned around. "I know, but hitting him after he can't fight back makes me feel like a big man" He went back to what he was doing. "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!"
"We just took out one of your own, you think you can take us now?!" Yelled Raiden.
"Oh please. Hey everyone, these pansy heroes think they can take us!" Ocelot called. Out from the stadium came what must have been the rest of the thirty-two competing villains, each of them looking to the three with either amusement, anger or a mixture of both.
Sephiroth held out his sword. "So, you think you can defeat all of us? Let's see about that!"
"YAAAAAAAH!" Screamed the villains, running forward at the three yellow-haired heroes.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Was the war cry of the said heroes, as they dashed against the villains, hopelessly outnumbered and out equipped against them.
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PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER
It's time for them to prove their worth! Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu are alone to face against Sephiroth, Bowser, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, Dr. Eggman, Dr. Cortex and every other villain who came to fight! The three pick up an ally, but are still hopelessly outnumbered against thirty-one villains! Do they even stand a chance anymore?!
By Hayabusa Will (TheNameIsWill@AOL.Com)
Chapter Two-Meetings
"Well, here we are" Mewtwo floated down outside of a huge stadium, letting Pikachu down. "You can go off to the stands"
"Pika" Pikachu nodded. The mischievous grin crossed his face again as he watched Mewtwo float away.
"And here I am..." Tidus crept into the stadium. He wasn't a villain, and knew that if a hero such as himself were discovered, he would be bound to a bloody pulp. "Wow! Every villain is here!" He whispered to himself. He looked around at all of them. "There's Bowser! And Dr. Eggman! Mewtwo, Ganondorf Dragmire, Sephiroth, Andross, Ramirez, Kefka Palazzo, Seymour Guado, Dr. Neo Cortex, M.Bison, Ghaleon, Shadow the Hedgehog, Wario...Sonic the Hedgehog?" Asked Tidus aloud, as Sonic was close enough to hear. "What are you doing here?"
"Some hooker made a crack about me being the fastest thing on two feet, so I ripped her in half like a phone book" Replied a rather grumpy Sonic. Tidus stared shocked as Sonic walked into the stadium.
"Raiden is here!" Announced Raiden aloud. He looked to the left to see the martial artist Akuma. "What?" Akuma gave him a swift punch to the gut, causing him to fall to his knees. "Ow..."
"Well, I gotta start somewhere" Tidus began running, as did Pikachu and Raiden. The three collided and fell over. A shocked expression came over Tidus' face as he looked over at the two yellow-haired people he collided with. "Raiden? Pikachu? What are you two doing here? Did you rip hookers in half too?" He asked.
"I wish" Replied Raiden. "I don't got that kind of money, though. I'm sick of stupid Snake treating me like crap, so I'm gonna get a bunch of villains to join me in taking over the world"
"What a coincidence, that's what I was gonna do" Tidus replied.
"Pika pi" Pikachu added.
"Hm, when I think about it, I can't understand what Pikachu says. Here, take my conveniently-placed Pokémon-to-English translator" Tidus reached into his pocket and placed a small device around Pikachu's neck.
"Thanks" Pikachu spoke in English. "I, too, was going to plan that. My stupid trainer Red put me against a Marowak, and I got beaten. And then I got jumped by a bunch of the Super Smash Brothers. I can't take it anymore!"
"Well, Yuna cheated on me with some guy that's not even from our game" Tidus growled. "It's not right. As if that wasn't enough, Auron got drunk and nearly killed me!"
"Snake kicked me out just for sleeping. What an ass" Raiden growled. "Well, I'm gonna go talk to the villains over there"
"I'll be over there" Pikachu pointed forward.
"And I'll go the remaining way" Tidus started walking to the right. "Good luck, hope to see you in the taking over the world battlefield. Wait, that isn't villain talk. I mean, rar, I'm gonna keeel you. Har har har har...OW! I got bit by a mosquito..."
Humming to himself, Raiden stepped into the section with Ganondorf, Bowser and Wario. "Attention guys! How would you like to help me, Raiden, in my newly found quest to take over the world?"
Not too far away, Pikachu was speaking to Kefka, Dr. Cortex and Shadow. "Hey, I'm Pikachu and I'm a Pokémon. And I'm gonna take over the world with my cuteness and electricity. And I want to recruit villains like you to help me. How about it?"
"Hey, there!" Tidus called to Sephiroth, Dr. Eggman and M.Bison. "I'm taking over the world. And you guys are the greatest villains, and I think you should help. Who's with me?"
With that, nine voices suddenly rang out one word. "HEROES!"
"Oh crap" Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu said in unison from their seperate locations.
"Let's get him!" Bowser announced. He dashed after Raiden. Raiden gasped and began to run as Bowser, Ganondorf and Wario gave chase. Crossing their path was Tidus, who was being chased by Sephiroth, Dr. Eggman and M.Bison. Going the opposite way was Pikachu, who was frantically trying to escape Kefka, Cortex and Shadow.
"AH!" Raiden leapt into the parking lot, jumping on top of the cars. He took a jump to the right, landing on a red one. "Wow, these villains sure have great taste in cars! An SUV? This must be Bison's..."
"YAH!" Bowser screamed as he leapt on Raiden, crushing him and smashing the windshield. He got up, gripping Raiden painfully by his hair. He threw Raiden over to the right, where Wario and Ganondorf were waiting with batons. The two began to beat him over the head with them.
"OW! AH! NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!" Screamed Raiden. He then gave a louder yell at the top of his lungs, followed by more screaming speech. "ALL RIGHT GO BACK TO THE FACE! GO BACK TO THE FACE!"
"Heh heh heh" Chuckled Kefka as he rounded on Pikachu. Shadow was behind him, and Dr. Cortex was above, ready to dive at any command. "Do you know what we do to cute rodents like you?"
Pikachu gave a sigh, as he knew what was going to come. "You mail them to Abu Dhabi?"
The three gasped. "Why no!" Kefka said, apparently appalled. "We were going to bring you with us for some tea and crumpets!" Pikachu gave a sigh of relief. Kefka looked to Shadow and Dr. Cortex, who nodded and smirked. "But, now that you mention it..."
"No...no...NO!" Pikachu yelled as the villains rounded on him.
Tidus was easily outrunning the slow-and-fat Bison and Eggman, while Sephiroth wasn't very mobile himself, with a long cloak holding him back. "You can't get me! Neener neener neener!" Tidus teased, doing a little taunt.
Out of breath, the three stopped and began shaking their fists. "Curse you, Tidus Tiduson!" Yelled Dr. Eggman. He looked to the other two. "Shake harder, fools!"
"Heh heh, once again, my outrunning you proves I am superior in strength, speed and above all, intellect!" He stopped and began to dance while singing. "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!" Tidus stopped dancing and opened his eyes, to see the three standing near him. "Uh...oh crap"
Sephiroth and Bison grabbed hold of Tidus by his arms as Dr. Eggman went behind him. "I always wanted to do this in school. Usually it was done to me" Dr. Eggman grinned and pulled up Tidus' boxers from inside his shorts.
"AH!" Screamed Tidus loudly. "THAT BURNS! BADLY!"
"Let's see how you like THIS!" Added Eggman, pulling on Tidus' smiley face boxers even harder.
"YAHHH!" Tidus continued. "Stop! Please! I'll do anything!"
"Anything? Well, then let's see you endure THIS!" Eggman yelled, pulling for a harder third tug. Tidus' screams were attracting attention.
"This is too evil, even for us" Bison quickly said. "We should stop"
"But I'm not done being mean yet. Let's put him on the flag pole" Eggman said.
"Good plan" Sephiroth walked over and pulled down the string on the flagpole. He then put Tidus on it, leaving him hanging by his smiley-face boxers on it.
"This is the single worst day of my life...except for that Family Guy-esque field trip..."
FLASHBACK
Tidus was only ten, and at the Blitzball Hall of Fame. He then turned to the teacher. "Teacher, why did the team lose?"
"Because your touch yourself at night" Replied the teacher bluntly.
PRESENT
"So horrible..." Tidus sighed, while still hanging on the flagpole.
"NOOOO!" Raiden cried as Ganondorf gave him a hard toss. Raiden bounced against the flagpole, shaking it and causing Tidus even more pain. He hit the floor, and the bulky Nintendo villains jumped on Raiden, pummeling him for a few seconds more.
"I got him!" Bowser called, grabbing Raiden by the arms. Ganondorf and Wario went forward and began to hit Raiden with harsh punches to the stomach. Raiden groaned as the powerful fists hit him. Ganondorf nailed a massive kick to the stomach, and that was the signal that he had about enough. Bowser let him go and smashed him in the back with a massive head butt, launching him a few feet away. Raiden slapped the ground-face down, groaning.
A box then dropped next to Raiden, with something moving inside, followed by a struggling voice. 'TO ABUDHABI' was written in black letters across the front.
"And that takes care of that" Kefka said fondly with a smirk.
"I believe you mentioned tea and crumpets, Mr. Palazzo" Dr. Cortex pointed as he and the rest of the villain crew dispersed.
"Someone help...help..." Tidus groaned. "I'm in pain...underwear WAY too far up butt...stuck on a flag pole. I am not a flag..."
"Shut up!" Yelled Raiden. He coughed loudly, blood dribbling down his chin. "You're not the only one here who got the Smackdown put on him. Ugh...why did they jump US?! See, we're always the targets for these things!"
"Pika! Pika!" Pikachu yelled in a muffled voice from inside the box.
"Hey Raiden, get my sword and pull Pika...ow...chu free" Tidus called. "It's over there" He pointed a few feet away from Raiden, where his sword was.
"Oh fine, fine..." With some difficulty due to the beating, Raiden pulled himself up and grabbed the sword. He walked over and held it about the box. "Okay, Pikachu, I'll let you go now"
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Tidus yelled. "AH! Ow...still burns. You'll kill him. Just slip it under the top and very carefully cut to open it"
Raiden looked agitatedly up at Tidus. "Well, thank you Mr. Rule-Giving Guy" Raiden thought to himself about making better insults while he cut Pikachu free as Tidus had instructed.
"Pika" Pikachu leapt out of the box and landed on his feet, then picked up his translator, which had apparently fallen off him in the process of being stuffed in the box.
"Okay Pikachu, let's go" Raiden said, nodding to the mouse Pokémon.
"Alrighty then" Pikachu replied, and the two walked off, walked off into the setting sun. Two lone hombres, with nothing but the road ahead of them...
"HEY! YOU DIDN'T GET ME DOWN!" Screamed Tidus.
"Oh for Pete's sake, can't he ever help himself?" Pikachu asked.
Raiden put a hand on his chin. "I could go for some sake. What say we go get some sake after we let down the yellow-haired guy?"
"You have yellow hair too!" Tidus yelled. "And the correct word is blonde!"
"Yes, but the author is calling us yellow-haired so he can use the said term to describe Pikachu as well" Raiden replied. He looked to see that Tidus and Pikachu were looking at him strangely. "Me and the author are poker buddies. We take his friends Ryan and Jeff to the cleaners"
"Well, let me down already, this wedgie burns like you would not bel--" He stopped and looked to the two he was talking to. "Well, I think you might believe it"
Raiden and Pikachu walked over and put their hands on the line, pulling it down slowly to bring Tidus down. They unhooked Tidus by his face-face boxers and let him down. "Well, now what?" Asked Pikachu as the three regrouped.
"Let's go get that sake" Raiden suggested.
"I've had enough sake for today..." Grumbled Tidus, thinking back to Auron's drunken rage. "I say that we go watch some hentai Anime"
"Ahahaha!" Laughed three voices. The yellow-haired heroes turned their heads to look over to see Revolver Ocelot, Seymour Guado and Mewtwo there, laughing at them.
"What do you three want?" Snapped Raiden.
"You fools actually thought anyone was going to join you?" Seymour asked. "How pathetic. What's pathetic more is your reasoning"
"Yes" Mewtwo nodded. "Pikachu, you are one of the weaker Pokémon. You expect to be strong?" Pikachu barred his small, sharp teeth at hearing this.
"And Raiden, you're one of the worst agents in any agency in the history of agents" Ocelot chuckled. "And you're angry about Solid Snake giving you the boot? Give me a break" Raiden gripped a tight fist with his right hand, picking up a gun with the left.
"And Tidus...you are the most pathetic of all" Seymour laughed. "You expect to not be attacked in a drunken rage? Especially since you're...you? That makes me laugh. And you're angry about Yuna with the Final Fantasy 8 guy. Please. Yuna's like the village bicycle. Everyone's had a ride!" The three villains broke out into laughter at this.
"ERRR!" Tidus was shaking, teeth gripped tightly and his eyes filled with an extreme fury. Raiden and Pikachu took a step back, as they realized that Tidus was so angry he would've been foaming at the mouth if his teeth weren't gritted. "DIE!"
In one swift motion, Tidus grabbed his sword from the ground and leapt on Seymour, thrusting it down several times before he knew what was even happening. "DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!"
"Aren't you two gonna stop him?" Raiden asked.
"Eh" Mewtwo and Ocelot shrugged.
"Tidus! Tidus!" Pikachu yelled, trying to pull Tidus back by the knee. "I think he's dead now"
Tidus turned around. "I know, but hitting him after he can't fight back makes me feel like a big man" He went back to what he was doing. "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!"
"We just took out one of your own, you think you can take us now?!" Yelled Raiden.
"Oh please. Hey everyone, these pansy heroes think they can take us!" Ocelot called. Out from the stadium came what must have been the rest of the thirty-two competing villains, each of them looking to the three with either amusement, anger or a mixture of both.
Sephiroth held out his sword. "So, you think you can defeat all of us? Let's see about that!"
"YAAAAAAAH!" Screamed the villains, running forward at the three yellow-haired heroes.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Was the war cry of the said heroes, as they dashed against the villains, hopelessly outnumbered and out equipped against them.
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PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER
It's time for them to prove their worth! Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu are alone to face against Sephiroth, Bowser, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, Dr. Eggman, Dr. Cortex and every other villain who came to fight! The three pick up an ally, but are still hopelessly outnumbered against thirty-one villains! Do they even stand a chance anymore?!