Ok, after getting opinions from my test readers, I have decided to go back
to script form, it was just annoying the heck out of me (CH.3 format).
Script form is so much easier to write in and adds for nice. . . . . .
stuff. Sooo. . . on with the fic!
P.S. Read EVER AUTHOR NOTE in every chapter and yes this all takes place after Episode 26 assuming that Shinji still finds out that he isn't worthless and wants to live, but instrumentality has not happened yet.
The last we left off was. . .
Children: Whaaaat?
Misato: Yes. (Irritated) Ryoshima dropped some napalm on it.
Everyone stares menacingly at him. . .
Ryoshima: Oops, heh heh, um, sorry?
Well being Shinji he understands, and well, being Asuka, she doesn't.
Asuka: (picks up lead pipe) Die!
Ryoshima: Wahhh!!
Suddenly Commander Ikari walks in. . .
Ikari: Hi guys! . . . I mean, you will moved to a location closer to NERV Ms. Katsuragi. The address is 1800 Eva Lane. Rei, you will also live with them also.
Rei: That sounds like fun
Ikari: By the way, Rei, you are no longer needed to pilot Eva-00 because I have made a new Rei, her name is Rei III. So yeah. . . you aren't going to pilot anymore.
Everyone: O_O
Rei: Ok, now I can sort out my personal life. ^_^
Ikari: (walks off to meet with SEELE)
Misato: Well, let's go then.
Another Dark Room. . .
SEELE and Ikari appear
SEELE 1: NERV is going bankrupt Ikari.
Ikari: Duh
SEELE 3: Don't insult us Ikari!
Ikari: You guys are a bunch of fat and lazy pansies, and you over there need a serious nose job
There is a faint whimper. . .
Ikari: Ha Ha Ha, anyway fine. Maybe I'll go rob some banks or steal money from the government or something. Yeah, that's it. . . yeah.
SEELE 1: Good, then this meeting is over.
Ikari: Wait, did I ever tell you that you look like one of those cylons off of BattleStar Galactica (A/N Yep, you guessed it, don't own it neither)
SEELE 1: No, I don't.
Ikari: Yes, you do.
SEELE: Don't
Ikari: Do
SEELE 1: Don't!
Ikari: Do!
Ikari lunges across the table and rips off his visor and he also rips
off his face in the process.
Ikari: See?
SEELE 1: Ok, your right, give me my face back!
Ikari: ok, goodbye then.
The meeting ends. . .
Ikari: Bunch of freaks, oh no! I'm late for my cooking class!
Currently on 1800 EVA Lane. . . (Yea, I'm not creative on names)
Asuka: It only figures that Misato gets the biggest room.
Shinji: (Under his breath) duh
Rei: This is a nice house.
Pen Pen: Wark!
Shinji: OMG, Pen Pen! Where have you been this whole time?
Pen Pen: well you see, I decided to go to Disney Land in America, and I just got back.
Everyone: What did you say?!
Pen Pen: Wark?
Misato: That's what I thought.
Ryoshima: I'm going to my room now, computer here I come!
Shinji: SDAT!
Rei: Dolls! (A/N I know it doesn't fit)
Asuka: Music!
Misato: Beer!
Pen Pen: Wark!
They have fun, naturally. Their house has 5 bathrooms, 10 bedrooms, and a 3 room kitchen (Shinji was happy with this). It also has a small hot spring, billiard room, and pool. (A/N I have to make these miserable people happy don't I?)
Misato: Gee, this is a nice house
Shinji: I can't believe my own dad got us this house.
Ryoshima: Hey Shinji!
Shinji: Yeah?
Ryoshima: Wanna watch the Matrix Trilogy with me?
Shinji: Do I!
Asuka: Hey, I want to watch too!
Rei: me too!
The night goes by with gunshots and karate move sound effects. . .
Morning 0700 Hours
Shinji: Breakfast!
Asuka, Rei, Misato: Coming!
Ryoshima: This looks good, very good.
Shinji: Thank you
Misato: YYYeeeaaahhh!!
Shinji: First one already?
Misato: Yep, finished in 1.3 seconds.
Shinji: Wow, that's a record
They all finished breakfast, and they do their. . . stuff. Use your
imagination here people.
Ritsuko: Finally! My greatest accomplishment has been completed.
MAGI, EVA-00, 01, 02: Ahem
Ritsuko: Oh, yah, one of my greatest.
MAGI, EVA-00, 01, 02: That's better
Ritsuko: I gotta tell Misato and the kids to come over and see this!
Ring. . . Ring. . . Ring. . .
Misato: Hello? Yeah, yeah I'm not busy right now, uh-huh, ok we'll be right over! Come on kids, Ritsuko wants to show us something at NERV.
Children: Coming
When they get to NERV . . .
Misato: Well, what is it?
Ritsuko: It's my, "Bring things from movies into real life machine." It does exactly what its called.
Shinji: Can we try it out?
Ritsuko: I'm afraid not, it still has to be tested
Shinji: awwww
Meanwhile in a friggin huge office. . .
Ikari: Hey, cool, I finally found my ghostbusters DVD! I gotta find a TV!
Back to the group. . .
Ritsuko: Now, lets go have some lunch and leave my machine where anyone can use it and cause chaos with it.
Rei: Sounds good to me!
As they leave they don't notice Gendo walk in. . .
Ikari: Cool! A huge TV screen! (Pops in DVD)
As the ghostbusters songs starts up Gendo jumps up and starts singing
along (A/N I don't know the words, but you guys have heard it). After
the song was over Gendo turned the sound on the TV back on and started
watching the movie. After it was over he left to stare at people and
make them cry. Then a beam shot out of the TV into Tokyo-3 and there
was a loud roar.
Hyuga: It's an angel!! All pilots report to your Evas.
All the children get dressed and sprint to their Evas. . .
Misato: Is everyone ready for launch?
Shinji: Yes
Rei III: Yes
Asuka: Let's kick it's butt
Ryoshima: Yeah sure ya betcha (A/n I've always wanted to use that line ^_^)
Misato: Evangelion move out!
The Evas are sent rocketing to the surface. . .
Asuka: Where is it?
Shinji: Wait, I think I saw it.
Ikari: (In control room) No!! It can't be! It's him!
Ritsuko and Misato: It's who!?
Ikari: My worst nightmare. . . It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.
Ritsuko: Wait a minute, did you watch your movie on my invention?
Ikari: You mean that big TV screen thing?
Ritsuko: -_-; Yes
Ikari: heh heh heh, yes
Ritsuko: (Head grows extremely large like on other animes) You idiot!!!
Ikari: (whimpering) sorry
Meanwhile on the surface. . .
Asuka: So, it's just a big marshmallow, easy.
Shinji: No Asuka! Wait!
Too late, Asuka charges forward and slices the angel in half, but it
comes back together and traps her inside.
Asuka: Ahh!! Help me!
Shinji: I'm coming!
Shinji rips the thing apart, again, and rescued Asuka. Then he
unloaded his rifle ammo into it a spit in the remains.
Asuka: (in awe) You saved me, finally you aren't spineless!
Shinji: (To himself) Alright! She finally is nice to me!
Ryoshima: Ok, you kids can talk later, we have to destroy this thing.
As soon as he said that, 3 giant proton packs(A/N weapon used on the
Ghostbusters) appeared on the Evas backs.
Ritsuko: Use these!
Shinji: um, ok.
Asuka, Shinji, Rei, and Ryoshima (A/N his is propped on his Eva) fired them at the core an top of its head an it went silent.
Ryoshima: We came. . .
Asuka: We saw. . .
Shinji: We kicked it's ass!
Rei III: . . .
Back in the control room people were cheering and Gendo didn't die (Darn).
Ikari: I have an idea! Since, NERV is going bankrupt we can cut up the angel and we can sale smores to people and get money!! Bwahhahaha!!
Everyone: O_O;
Ritsuko: That's sounds like an ok idea since it's just made of marshmallow.
Rei II: Smores!!
Misato: Well kids, let's go home after you get changed.
Ikari: If you would excuse me, I have a meeting with SEELE.
Here we go again. . .
Ikari: Yes, the angel was defeated successfully and we are using it to gain profits for NERV.
SEELE 1: Very good Ikari, we are pleased with your results, you are dismissed.
Ikari: yes (Fades out)
SEELE 1: These children prove a problem.
SEELE 5: Yes, but since the new dummy plug system was a success with the Area 51 incident we should need them anymore.
SEELE 1: Indeed
SEELE 3: Are you suggesting that we eliminate the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 6th children chairman Keel?!
SEELE 1: Yes, I have been over it and it should make no difference in our plans.
SEELE 3: I see.
SEELE 1: We are nearing the completion, we cannot give up, this meeting is over.
All fade. . .
At the Katsuragi household. . .
Shinji: Whew I'm tired.
Asuka: Yeah, me too. I'm gonna go watch TV for awhile.
Shinji: ok.
While Shinji went to start to make dinner, he heard a TV commercial advertising NERV brand smores (A/N Gosh that was fast! ^_^).
Ikari: (on commercial) Eat NERV brand smores now!! I know where you live!!
Guy that reads stuff on products: NERV brand smores, marshmallow made entirely from the Stay Puft Marshmallow angel (end commercial).
Asuka: Well, that was stupid!
Ryoshima: (yelling) Hey Shinji! No offense man, but I think your dad escaped from the looney bin!
Shinji: None taken! Dinner is ready!
As they all eat Shinji's head suddenly snaps up, with an alarmed look on his face, he hurriedly walks out of the kitchen.
Misato: Shinji, what wrong?
Shinji: Get back, ninjas are coming.
Misato: Ninjas?
*BOOM* the front door suddenly has a huge dent in it, *BOOM* then another. *CRASH* finally the doors gives way and 3 ninjas walk in the doorway and stand.
(A/N Hey wait a minute, I've seen this movie!)
Shinji: Hi ya fellas
Ninja 2: It's him
Ninja 3: The third
Ninja 2: Do we proceed?
Ninja 3: Yes
Ninja 2: He is still
Ninja 1: Only a child.
The first ninja throws a roundhouse kick that Shinji dodges with ease, and he brings a second one at Shinji's head which he blocks. Then the ninja starts throwing punches at him and Shinji put one arm behind his back and started block the punches with his other arm. The punches get quicker until the ninja blocks Shinji's punch.
Shinji: (Pause in fighting) Hmm. . . .
He punches the first ninja in the face while the other two run forward to attack. The second and third ninjas punch at the same time while Shinji blocks both and punches the first ninja again sending him out of the house and into the street . He then rebounds himself off of the hallway wall and kicks the second ninja into the street. Just when Shinji turns around to face the third ninja, he gets punched into the street with the other ninjas while the other joins the fight.
Shinji: Time to finish this.
Shinji kicks the second ninja into the side of a house and the ninja becomes unconscious. Meanwhile up in the house. . .
Misato: Wow I never knew Shinji could fight like that!
Asuka: Me too! I think that I will be nicer to the baka since he's finally grown a spine.
Ryoshima: (thinking)Okkaayy, No more Matrix for Shinji.
Back to the fighting. . .
Now the second and third ninjas are unconscious and the first remains. The ninja punched, Shinji sidestepped. The ninja punched again and Shinji sidestepped again. The ninja punched again and Shinji leaned back at an impossible angle and leaped behind the ninja and kick him into a street lamp. Shinji tied the ninjas up with their belts and flung them into the sky never to be heard from again. Then he looked around and then squatted down in slow motion and jumped in the air.
Shinji: Yeah!!!
Then he walked inside the house.
Ryoshima: And I half expected him to fly away.
Okay done with chapter 4, hope you enjoyed. The plot will begin to make more sense from here on, I swear. Please review!
P.S. Read EVER AUTHOR NOTE in every chapter and yes this all takes place after Episode 26 assuming that Shinji still finds out that he isn't worthless and wants to live, but instrumentality has not happened yet.
The last we left off was. . .
Children: Whaaaat?
Misato: Yes. (Irritated) Ryoshima dropped some napalm on it.
Everyone stares menacingly at him. . .
Ryoshima: Oops, heh heh, um, sorry?
Well being Shinji he understands, and well, being Asuka, she doesn't.
Asuka: (picks up lead pipe) Die!
Ryoshima: Wahhh!!
Suddenly Commander Ikari walks in. . .
Ikari: Hi guys! . . . I mean, you will moved to a location closer to NERV Ms. Katsuragi. The address is 1800 Eva Lane. Rei, you will also live with them also.
Rei: That sounds like fun
Ikari: By the way, Rei, you are no longer needed to pilot Eva-00 because I have made a new Rei, her name is Rei III. So yeah. . . you aren't going to pilot anymore.
Everyone: O_O
Rei: Ok, now I can sort out my personal life. ^_^
Ikari: (walks off to meet with SEELE)
Misato: Well, let's go then.
Another Dark Room. . .
SEELE and Ikari appear
SEELE 1: NERV is going bankrupt Ikari.
Ikari: Duh
SEELE 3: Don't insult us Ikari!
Ikari: You guys are a bunch of fat and lazy pansies, and you over there need a serious nose job
There is a faint whimper. . .
Ikari: Ha Ha Ha, anyway fine. Maybe I'll go rob some banks or steal money from the government or something. Yeah, that's it. . . yeah.
SEELE 1: Good, then this meeting is over.
Ikari: Wait, did I ever tell you that you look like one of those cylons off of BattleStar Galactica (A/N Yep, you guessed it, don't own it neither)
SEELE 1: No, I don't.
Ikari: Yes, you do.
SEELE: Don't
Ikari: Do
SEELE 1: Don't!
Ikari: Do!
Ikari lunges across the table and rips off his visor and he also rips
off his face in the process.
Ikari: See?
SEELE 1: Ok, your right, give me my face back!
Ikari: ok, goodbye then.
The meeting ends. . .
Ikari: Bunch of freaks, oh no! I'm late for my cooking class!
Currently on 1800 EVA Lane. . . (Yea, I'm not creative on names)
Asuka: It only figures that Misato gets the biggest room.
Shinji: (Under his breath) duh
Rei: This is a nice house.
Pen Pen: Wark!
Shinji: OMG, Pen Pen! Where have you been this whole time?
Pen Pen: well you see, I decided to go to Disney Land in America, and I just got back.
Everyone: What did you say?!
Pen Pen: Wark?
Misato: That's what I thought.
Ryoshima: I'm going to my room now, computer here I come!
Shinji: SDAT!
Rei: Dolls! (A/N I know it doesn't fit)
Asuka: Music!
Misato: Beer!
Pen Pen: Wark!
They have fun, naturally. Their house has 5 bathrooms, 10 bedrooms, and a 3 room kitchen (Shinji was happy with this). It also has a small hot spring, billiard room, and pool. (A/N I have to make these miserable people happy don't I?)
Misato: Gee, this is a nice house
Shinji: I can't believe my own dad got us this house.
Ryoshima: Hey Shinji!
Shinji: Yeah?
Ryoshima: Wanna watch the Matrix Trilogy with me?
Shinji: Do I!
Asuka: Hey, I want to watch too!
Rei: me too!
The night goes by with gunshots and karate move sound effects. . .
Morning 0700 Hours
Shinji: Breakfast!
Asuka, Rei, Misato: Coming!
Ryoshima: This looks good, very good.
Shinji: Thank you
Misato: YYYeeeaaahhh!!
Shinji: First one already?
Misato: Yep, finished in 1.3 seconds.
Shinji: Wow, that's a record
They all finished breakfast, and they do their. . . stuff. Use your
imagination here people.
Ritsuko: Finally! My greatest accomplishment has been completed.
MAGI, EVA-00, 01, 02: Ahem
Ritsuko: Oh, yah, one of my greatest.
MAGI, EVA-00, 01, 02: That's better
Ritsuko: I gotta tell Misato and the kids to come over and see this!
Ring. . . Ring. . . Ring. . .
Misato: Hello? Yeah, yeah I'm not busy right now, uh-huh, ok we'll be right over! Come on kids, Ritsuko wants to show us something at NERV.
Children: Coming
When they get to NERV . . .
Misato: Well, what is it?
Ritsuko: It's my, "Bring things from movies into real life machine." It does exactly what its called.
Shinji: Can we try it out?
Ritsuko: I'm afraid not, it still has to be tested
Shinji: awwww
Meanwhile in a friggin huge office. . .
Ikari: Hey, cool, I finally found my ghostbusters DVD! I gotta find a TV!
Back to the group. . .
Ritsuko: Now, lets go have some lunch and leave my machine where anyone can use it and cause chaos with it.
Rei: Sounds good to me!
As they leave they don't notice Gendo walk in. . .
Ikari: Cool! A huge TV screen! (Pops in DVD)
As the ghostbusters songs starts up Gendo jumps up and starts singing
along (A/N I don't know the words, but you guys have heard it). After
the song was over Gendo turned the sound on the TV back on and started
watching the movie. After it was over he left to stare at people and
make them cry. Then a beam shot out of the TV into Tokyo-3 and there
was a loud roar.
Hyuga: It's an angel!! All pilots report to your Evas.
All the children get dressed and sprint to their Evas. . .
Misato: Is everyone ready for launch?
Shinji: Yes
Rei III: Yes
Asuka: Let's kick it's butt
Ryoshima: Yeah sure ya betcha (A/n I've always wanted to use that line ^_^)
Misato: Evangelion move out!
The Evas are sent rocketing to the surface. . .
Asuka: Where is it?
Shinji: Wait, I think I saw it.
Ikari: (In control room) No!! It can't be! It's him!
Ritsuko and Misato: It's who!?
Ikari: My worst nightmare. . . It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.
Ritsuko: Wait a minute, did you watch your movie on my invention?
Ikari: You mean that big TV screen thing?
Ritsuko: -_-; Yes
Ikari: heh heh heh, yes
Ritsuko: (Head grows extremely large like on other animes) You idiot!!!
Ikari: (whimpering) sorry
Meanwhile on the surface. . .
Asuka: So, it's just a big marshmallow, easy.
Shinji: No Asuka! Wait!
Too late, Asuka charges forward and slices the angel in half, but it
comes back together and traps her inside.
Asuka: Ahh!! Help me!
Shinji: I'm coming!
Shinji rips the thing apart, again, and rescued Asuka. Then he
unloaded his rifle ammo into it a spit in the remains.
Asuka: (in awe) You saved me, finally you aren't spineless!
Shinji: (To himself) Alright! She finally is nice to me!
Ryoshima: Ok, you kids can talk later, we have to destroy this thing.
As soon as he said that, 3 giant proton packs(A/N weapon used on the
Ghostbusters) appeared on the Evas backs.
Ritsuko: Use these!
Shinji: um, ok.
Asuka, Shinji, Rei, and Ryoshima (A/N his is propped on his Eva) fired them at the core an top of its head an it went silent.
Ryoshima: We came. . .
Asuka: We saw. . .
Shinji: We kicked it's ass!
Rei III: . . .
Back in the control room people were cheering and Gendo didn't die (Darn).
Ikari: I have an idea! Since, NERV is going bankrupt we can cut up the angel and we can sale smores to people and get money!! Bwahhahaha!!
Everyone: O_O;
Ritsuko: That's sounds like an ok idea since it's just made of marshmallow.
Rei II: Smores!!
Misato: Well kids, let's go home after you get changed.
Ikari: If you would excuse me, I have a meeting with SEELE.
Here we go again. . .
Ikari: Yes, the angel was defeated successfully and we are using it to gain profits for NERV.
SEELE 1: Very good Ikari, we are pleased with your results, you are dismissed.
Ikari: yes (Fades out)
SEELE 1: These children prove a problem.
SEELE 5: Yes, but since the new dummy plug system was a success with the Area 51 incident we should need them anymore.
SEELE 1: Indeed
SEELE 3: Are you suggesting that we eliminate the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 6th children chairman Keel?!
SEELE 1: Yes, I have been over it and it should make no difference in our plans.
SEELE 3: I see.
SEELE 1: We are nearing the completion, we cannot give up, this meeting is over.
All fade. . .
At the Katsuragi household. . .
Shinji: Whew I'm tired.
Asuka: Yeah, me too. I'm gonna go watch TV for awhile.
Shinji: ok.
While Shinji went to start to make dinner, he heard a TV commercial advertising NERV brand smores (A/N Gosh that was fast! ^_^).
Ikari: (on commercial) Eat NERV brand smores now!! I know where you live!!
Guy that reads stuff on products: NERV brand smores, marshmallow made entirely from the Stay Puft Marshmallow angel (end commercial).
Asuka: Well, that was stupid!
Ryoshima: (yelling) Hey Shinji! No offense man, but I think your dad escaped from the looney bin!
Shinji: None taken! Dinner is ready!
As they all eat Shinji's head suddenly snaps up, with an alarmed look on his face, he hurriedly walks out of the kitchen.
Misato: Shinji, what wrong?
Shinji: Get back, ninjas are coming.
Misato: Ninjas?
*BOOM* the front door suddenly has a huge dent in it, *BOOM* then another. *CRASH* finally the doors gives way and 3 ninjas walk in the doorway and stand.
(A/N Hey wait a minute, I've seen this movie!)
Shinji: Hi ya fellas
Ninja 2: It's him
Ninja 3: The third
Ninja 2: Do we proceed?
Ninja 3: Yes
Ninja 2: He is still
Ninja 1: Only a child.
The first ninja throws a roundhouse kick that Shinji dodges with ease, and he brings a second one at Shinji's head which he blocks. Then the ninja starts throwing punches at him and Shinji put one arm behind his back and started block the punches with his other arm. The punches get quicker until the ninja blocks Shinji's punch.
Shinji: (Pause in fighting) Hmm. . . .
He punches the first ninja in the face while the other two run forward to attack. The second and third ninjas punch at the same time while Shinji blocks both and punches the first ninja again sending him out of the house and into the street . He then rebounds himself off of the hallway wall and kicks the second ninja into the street. Just when Shinji turns around to face the third ninja, he gets punched into the street with the other ninjas while the other joins the fight.
Shinji: Time to finish this.
Shinji kicks the second ninja into the side of a house and the ninja becomes unconscious. Meanwhile up in the house. . .
Misato: Wow I never knew Shinji could fight like that!
Asuka: Me too! I think that I will be nicer to the baka since he's finally grown a spine.
Ryoshima: (thinking)Okkaayy, No more Matrix for Shinji.
Back to the fighting. . .
Now the second and third ninjas are unconscious and the first remains. The ninja punched, Shinji sidestepped. The ninja punched again and Shinji sidestepped again. The ninja punched again and Shinji leaned back at an impossible angle and leaped behind the ninja and kick him into a street lamp. Shinji tied the ninjas up with their belts and flung them into the sky never to be heard from again. Then he looked around and then squatted down in slow motion and jumped in the air.
Shinji: Yeah!!!
Then he walked inside the house.
Ryoshima: And I half expected him to fly away.
Okay done with chapter 4, hope you enjoyed. The plot will begin to make more sense from here on, I swear. Please review!