The True Axis of Evil Take Over the World!
By Hayabusa Will (TheNameIsWill@AOL.Com)
Chapter Three-The True Axis of Evil!
"Time you three go down once and for ALL!" Sephiroth yelled, thrusting his sword at Pikachu. Pikachu took a quick leap out of the way and sent a Thundershock up the sword. "Yow!" Screamed Sephiroth, dropping the sword. "You shocked me! And I think you broke my nail..."
"GOT YA!" Tidus leapt in with a kick to Sephiroth's face. He fell over and Tidus landed, just as Raiden passed by in a run. He pulled a gun in each hand and began opening fire on the villains, knocking several of them down and out and bleeding them badly.
"Psycho Crushor!" Yelled M.Bison, flying through the air horizontally, surrounded by a cloud of purple energy. Tidus leapt into the air and threw a Blitzball, stopping the attack though not doing much damage. Bison turned angrily to Tidus, leaving Pikachu an opportunity to use a Flip Kick. Bison was knocked into the air, where Raiden was able to shoot him down.
However, Bowser came at Raiden and hit him with a heatbutt. Tidus hit the ground soon after, Dr. Cortex's laser blasts being the source of impact. Pikachu was being hit by Shadow the Hedgehog's Light Dash. The extreme speed was enough to badly hurt Pikachu with a tackle. Pikachu lifted himself to his feet and swung his tail, smashing Shadow across the face along with sparks to boot. Shadow fell to the ground with a quick thump, and Pikachu dashed over to Tidus, helping him up.
"Thanks" Tidus said, able to get up with Pikachu pulling on his arm. He looked up and noticed the towering alligator known as King K. Rool approaching. "EAT THIS!" Tidus swung his sword, hitting K.Rool and knocking him to the ground with a scream. "Come on guys!" Tidus yelled, holding his sword into the air. "Let's take these villains to school once for all!"
"YEAH!" Yelled Raiden and Pikachu as they got up. "YAHHHH!" The three screamed, running into the group of charging villains.
"Well, you gotta admit, they just wanted it more..." Tidus found himself saying a while later, an ice pack on his head.
"Oh come on, you can't sit around feeling sorry for yourselves!" Raiden yelled. "We three need to get back in there and fight!"
"Sit around? You're laying down because you can't even stand up!" Pikachu yelled. He sat down and sighed. "Face it, we lost. It's over"
Tidus sighed sadly. "Well, I guess that's it. We endured all of this so long and we're gonna have to keep on enduring it, because we can't even beat a bunch of sorry villains who lose every time..."
Tidus looked down as Pikachu took out a conveniently placed mini-guitar and began strumming it, while Raiden pulled some drumsticks out of his pack and started tapping them on the sidewalk. Tidus began to sing. "No one knows what it's like, to be the bad man...to be the sad man..."
"Behind blue eyes..." Vocalized Raiden and Pikachu.
"And no one knows what it's like, to be hated...to be faded...to telling only lies" Pikachu went into a deeper part of the songs. "But my dreeeeams...they're aren't as empty. As my conscience seems to be. I have hours...only lonely. But love is vengence...that's never free" He turned away, choking back tears before going on. "No one knows what it's like...to feel these feelings...like I do! And I blame you! No one bites back as hard...on their anger...none of my pain woe can show through..."
Raiden began speaking in a semi-robotic voice. "Discover...L-I-M-P"
"YOU SUCK!" Yelled Sora, passing by.
"DIE!" Tidus leapt on Sora immediately, punching sounds and beating ensued.
"Should we stop him?" Asked Pikachu. Raiden only shrugged.
"LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE BEING A FOOTBALL!" Tidus yelled, throw him. "FORE!" He picked up Pikachu's guitar and whacked Sora with it, sending him flying. Tidus then leapt into the air, grabbing Sora by the head and stuffing him through a loop in a streetlight. He landed on his feet. "WHAT NOW, PUNK?!"
"Tidus, you just beat up a young boy!" Raiden yelled. "You should be ashamed of yourself! So what if he can beat up Ansem and Sephiroth! It's still a young boy, and we pick on him only because we lose to villains and--!" Raiden stopped talking, looking as though sudden inspiration hit him. He stood up. "What are we saying?! We can do this! We need to organize...an army! Tidus, you can get Wakka and Rikku and Auron and Yu--" Raiden stopped to realize what Tidus was talking about. "Yu--r friends Lulu and Kalahari! And Pikachu, you can get a bunch of Pokémon! And I'll get a bunch of FOXHOUND agents!"
"Or...we can go back and beat the crap out of them!" Tidus yelled "I got an idea. Here's what we do:"
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"And that's my idea!"
"You didn't say anything" Raiden pointed out. "You just said 'Here's what we do:', and then 'And that's my idea!'"
"Okay, okay, I don't HAVE an idea" Tidus snapped. He turned away. "I just wish I didn't have to deal with this. I always have to deal with it..." Tidus clenched his fists, starting to shake.
"It's not fair, we always have to deal with this..." Raiden put his hands on the sidewalk, gasping. "NO! NO! THIS ISN'T RIGHT! WE WON'T BE PUSHED AROUND BY VILLAINS ANYMORE!"
Sparks started blasting all around Pikachu's body. "WE'LL SHOW THEM WHO ARE YELLOW HAIRED SISSIES!"
"AHHHH!" They all screamed. A huge aura of gold energy appeared around them as their already-yellow hair flared up like an inferno of flames. Their pupils became teal and their muscles bulged.
"Wow! We're Super Saiyans!" Tidus excitedly said. He got a serious look on his face mixed with a grin. "Let us go kick some villain arse!"
"Telegram" A guy in a uniform dashed up. "Note from the author: You musn't use Dragonball Z-related things, otherwise I might be sued signed the author"
"Oh for Pete's sake..." Pikachu grumbled as he powered down from the Super Saiyan stage, as did Tidus and Raiden. "What do we do now?"
"Let's go back, and now that we're enraged, KICK THEIR FANNIES!" Raiden yelled, thrusting a finger into the air.
"RIGHT ON!" Tidus and Pikachu yelled. The three ran back to the tournament.
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BACK AT THE TOURNAMENT...
"And the winner is Sephiroth!" The announcement rang through the stadium as Sephiroth stood with sword in hand, Kefka sprawled on the floor nearby.
"DIE!" Several bullets came into the ring. Raiden was the source, he standing on the balcony with Tidus and Pikachu. The three grinned and leapt down, while Raiden continued to shoot.
Kefka was shot down easily, being hurt from his match, but Sephiroth managed to move away and only take a few. Tidus came from behind and choked Sephiroth while Pikachu attacked with a Thunderbolt. Raiden shot at Sephiroth with more accuracy now that he was being held by Tidus. The bullets and electricity hurt Sephiroth badly while he had trouble breathing. Tidus dropped Sephiroth and lifted Jecht's sword into the air, impaling his stomach. Sephiroth fell over and Tidus pulled out his sword.
The three took position in the ring. Tidus pointed his sword and spoke loudly. "Listen up! We may have lost last time, but we're gonna beat you all this time! Now--" He was attacked from behind by Ganondorf, who began pummeling him. The villains poured into the ring and with their numbers, easily overtook the three of them and took an advantage.
"What do we do?!" Raiden gasped while being strangled by King K. Rool.
"Pika...CHUUU!" Pikachu yelled, shooting electricity enough to fry King Dedede, though quickly after hit by a Psychic blast from Mewtwo.
Tidus was fighting his best, holding off Wario, Shadow and Sigma at once with his sword techniques, but not doing much. "We may not win...and we can't power up to Super Saiyan...YAHH!" And, he then went Super Saiyan, as did Raiden and Pikachu. "Hey, we're Super Saiyans again!"
"The author says you can do it just because he can't think of any other way for you guys to win" The telegram guy said.
"Let's get 'em" Tidus said with a grin. The other two nodded and took off.
"EAT THIS!" Screamed Raiden, flying at M.Bison and kicking him in the face. Bison was launched into the martial artist known as Geese Howard, who flew at Majora's mask in front of Ganondorf. They all went flying into a section of the crowd, which collapsed.
"I'll show YOU ALL NOW!" Tidus ran at Wario. Punch! Kick! Punch! Kick! Kick again! Punch kick kick kick punch punch punch kick punch kick...etc. Wario was down on the ground in seconds. Shadow came speeding at Tidus quickly, who shot a blast of energy that launched Shadow into the air. He then turned and kicked Sigma in the face and grabbed him for a Piledriver, in time to smack Wario with a punch and kick Shadow into the air as he came back down.
Pikachu flew at Mewtwo and hit him with a Thunderpunch, then followed it with a kick and a full body slam. Mewtwo hit the ground, and Pikachu picked him up, leapt into the air and tossed him into the ground hard, making a dent. He blasted an electricity-energy mix attack at Bowser, who was running at him, then sent a larger one at Andross.
Raiden held up his gun and charged it with his own energy, blasting the incoming Dr. Neo Cortex and sending him flying, then turned to stomp on Sephiroth's face as he tried to get up. The forces of Luca Blight and Ghaleon came running from behind Raiden. Tidus came in with a slash of his sword to stop them both from doing anything.
One by one, the three of them crushed the villains in their Super Saiyan forms, then powered down. They grinned as they saw the horrified villains, too beat up to do anything, at their mercy.
"Listen up you panty wastes!" Yelled Pikachu. "You're under our control now!"
"Rah!" Added Tidus and Raiden.
"You will do as we say, until we say otherwise!"
"Rah!"
"And you will start by creating an army of robots and koopas and junk!"
"Rah!"
"Yes, sirs!" The villains replied.
The three began to laugh evilly. "We did it" Tidus said. "We beat the villains and now they have no choice but to create a super army. What shall we call ourselves?"
"I'm partial to the Powerpuff Girls" Raiden replied.
The two stared at him until Tidus slapped him in the head. "We need something MANLY...because people don't seem to think so of us"
"We need something DARK...to show how dark we can be!" Pikachu said.
"The Mandarks?" Asked Raiden. "No wait, wait...I got it...THE TRUE AXIS OF EVIL!"
"Right!" Agreed Pikachu and Tidus. The two laughed evilly in their evil victory of evilness. They had become the True Axis of Evil. And now there was nothing to stop them...or was there?
No. There wasn't.
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PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER
Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu, or as they are now known, The True Axis of Evil, have beaten every villain and will soon have a super-army of mindless thingies that plague every game. Can anything stop them from taking over the world? Maybe. And that maybe is a group of HEROES! Nah, not really. See the conquest of The True Axis of Evil next time!
By Hayabusa Will (TheNameIsWill@AOL.Com)
Chapter Three-The True Axis of Evil!
"Time you three go down once and for ALL!" Sephiroth yelled, thrusting his sword at Pikachu. Pikachu took a quick leap out of the way and sent a Thundershock up the sword. "Yow!" Screamed Sephiroth, dropping the sword. "You shocked me! And I think you broke my nail..."
"GOT YA!" Tidus leapt in with a kick to Sephiroth's face. He fell over and Tidus landed, just as Raiden passed by in a run. He pulled a gun in each hand and began opening fire on the villains, knocking several of them down and out and bleeding them badly.
"Psycho Crushor!" Yelled M.Bison, flying through the air horizontally, surrounded by a cloud of purple energy. Tidus leapt into the air and threw a Blitzball, stopping the attack though not doing much damage. Bison turned angrily to Tidus, leaving Pikachu an opportunity to use a Flip Kick. Bison was knocked into the air, where Raiden was able to shoot him down.
However, Bowser came at Raiden and hit him with a heatbutt. Tidus hit the ground soon after, Dr. Cortex's laser blasts being the source of impact. Pikachu was being hit by Shadow the Hedgehog's Light Dash. The extreme speed was enough to badly hurt Pikachu with a tackle. Pikachu lifted himself to his feet and swung his tail, smashing Shadow across the face along with sparks to boot. Shadow fell to the ground with a quick thump, and Pikachu dashed over to Tidus, helping him up.
"Thanks" Tidus said, able to get up with Pikachu pulling on his arm. He looked up and noticed the towering alligator known as King K. Rool approaching. "EAT THIS!" Tidus swung his sword, hitting K.Rool and knocking him to the ground with a scream. "Come on guys!" Tidus yelled, holding his sword into the air. "Let's take these villains to school once for all!"
"YEAH!" Yelled Raiden and Pikachu as they got up. "YAHHHH!" The three screamed, running into the group of charging villains.
"Well, you gotta admit, they just wanted it more..." Tidus found himself saying a while later, an ice pack on his head.
"Oh come on, you can't sit around feeling sorry for yourselves!" Raiden yelled. "We three need to get back in there and fight!"
"Sit around? You're laying down because you can't even stand up!" Pikachu yelled. He sat down and sighed. "Face it, we lost. It's over"
Tidus sighed sadly. "Well, I guess that's it. We endured all of this so long and we're gonna have to keep on enduring it, because we can't even beat a bunch of sorry villains who lose every time..."
Tidus looked down as Pikachu took out a conveniently placed mini-guitar and began strumming it, while Raiden pulled some drumsticks out of his pack and started tapping them on the sidewalk. Tidus began to sing. "No one knows what it's like, to be the bad man...to be the sad man..."
"Behind blue eyes..." Vocalized Raiden and Pikachu.
"And no one knows what it's like, to be hated...to be faded...to telling only lies" Pikachu went into a deeper part of the songs. "But my dreeeeams...they're aren't as empty. As my conscience seems to be. I have hours...only lonely. But love is vengence...that's never free" He turned away, choking back tears before going on. "No one knows what it's like...to feel these feelings...like I do! And I blame you! No one bites back as hard...on their anger...none of my pain woe can show through..."
Raiden began speaking in a semi-robotic voice. "Discover...L-I-M-P"
"YOU SUCK!" Yelled Sora, passing by.
"DIE!" Tidus leapt on Sora immediately, punching sounds and beating ensued.
"Should we stop him?" Asked Pikachu. Raiden only shrugged.
"LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE BEING A FOOTBALL!" Tidus yelled, throw him. "FORE!" He picked up Pikachu's guitar and whacked Sora with it, sending him flying. Tidus then leapt into the air, grabbing Sora by the head and stuffing him through a loop in a streetlight. He landed on his feet. "WHAT NOW, PUNK?!"
"Tidus, you just beat up a young boy!" Raiden yelled. "You should be ashamed of yourself! So what if he can beat up Ansem and Sephiroth! It's still a young boy, and we pick on him only because we lose to villains and--!" Raiden stopped talking, looking as though sudden inspiration hit him. He stood up. "What are we saying?! We can do this! We need to organize...an army! Tidus, you can get Wakka and Rikku and Auron and Yu--" Raiden stopped to realize what Tidus was talking about. "Yu--r friends Lulu and Kalahari! And Pikachu, you can get a bunch of Pokémon! And I'll get a bunch of FOXHOUND agents!"
"Or...we can go back and beat the crap out of them!" Tidus yelled "I got an idea. Here's what we do:"
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"And that's my idea!"
"You didn't say anything" Raiden pointed out. "You just said 'Here's what we do:', and then 'And that's my idea!'"
"Okay, okay, I don't HAVE an idea" Tidus snapped. He turned away. "I just wish I didn't have to deal with this. I always have to deal with it..." Tidus clenched his fists, starting to shake.
"It's not fair, we always have to deal with this..." Raiden put his hands on the sidewalk, gasping. "NO! NO! THIS ISN'T RIGHT! WE WON'T BE PUSHED AROUND BY VILLAINS ANYMORE!"
Sparks started blasting all around Pikachu's body. "WE'LL SHOW THEM WHO ARE YELLOW HAIRED SISSIES!"
"AHHHH!" They all screamed. A huge aura of gold energy appeared around them as their already-yellow hair flared up like an inferno of flames. Their pupils became teal and their muscles bulged.
"Wow! We're Super Saiyans!" Tidus excitedly said. He got a serious look on his face mixed with a grin. "Let us go kick some villain arse!"
"Telegram" A guy in a uniform dashed up. "Note from the author: You musn't use Dragonball Z-related things, otherwise I might be sued signed the author"
"Oh for Pete's sake..." Pikachu grumbled as he powered down from the Super Saiyan stage, as did Tidus and Raiden. "What do we do now?"
"Let's go back, and now that we're enraged, KICK THEIR FANNIES!" Raiden yelled, thrusting a finger into the air.
"RIGHT ON!" Tidus and Pikachu yelled. The three ran back to the tournament.
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BACK AT THE TOURNAMENT...
"And the winner is Sephiroth!" The announcement rang through the stadium as Sephiroth stood with sword in hand, Kefka sprawled on the floor nearby.
"DIE!" Several bullets came into the ring. Raiden was the source, he standing on the balcony with Tidus and Pikachu. The three grinned and leapt down, while Raiden continued to shoot.
Kefka was shot down easily, being hurt from his match, but Sephiroth managed to move away and only take a few. Tidus came from behind and choked Sephiroth while Pikachu attacked with a Thunderbolt. Raiden shot at Sephiroth with more accuracy now that he was being held by Tidus. The bullets and electricity hurt Sephiroth badly while he had trouble breathing. Tidus dropped Sephiroth and lifted Jecht's sword into the air, impaling his stomach. Sephiroth fell over and Tidus pulled out his sword.
The three took position in the ring. Tidus pointed his sword and spoke loudly. "Listen up! We may have lost last time, but we're gonna beat you all this time! Now--" He was attacked from behind by Ganondorf, who began pummeling him. The villains poured into the ring and with their numbers, easily overtook the three of them and took an advantage.
"What do we do?!" Raiden gasped while being strangled by King K. Rool.
"Pika...CHUUU!" Pikachu yelled, shooting electricity enough to fry King Dedede, though quickly after hit by a Psychic blast from Mewtwo.
Tidus was fighting his best, holding off Wario, Shadow and Sigma at once with his sword techniques, but not doing much. "We may not win...and we can't power up to Super Saiyan...YAHH!" And, he then went Super Saiyan, as did Raiden and Pikachu. "Hey, we're Super Saiyans again!"
"The author says you can do it just because he can't think of any other way for you guys to win" The telegram guy said.
"Let's get 'em" Tidus said with a grin. The other two nodded and took off.
"EAT THIS!" Screamed Raiden, flying at M.Bison and kicking him in the face. Bison was launched into the martial artist known as Geese Howard, who flew at Majora's mask in front of Ganondorf. They all went flying into a section of the crowd, which collapsed.
"I'll show YOU ALL NOW!" Tidus ran at Wario. Punch! Kick! Punch! Kick! Kick again! Punch kick kick kick punch punch punch kick punch kick...etc. Wario was down on the ground in seconds. Shadow came speeding at Tidus quickly, who shot a blast of energy that launched Shadow into the air. He then turned and kicked Sigma in the face and grabbed him for a Piledriver, in time to smack Wario with a punch and kick Shadow into the air as he came back down.
Pikachu flew at Mewtwo and hit him with a Thunderpunch, then followed it with a kick and a full body slam. Mewtwo hit the ground, and Pikachu picked him up, leapt into the air and tossed him into the ground hard, making a dent. He blasted an electricity-energy mix attack at Bowser, who was running at him, then sent a larger one at Andross.
Raiden held up his gun and charged it with his own energy, blasting the incoming Dr. Neo Cortex and sending him flying, then turned to stomp on Sephiroth's face as he tried to get up. The forces of Luca Blight and Ghaleon came running from behind Raiden. Tidus came in with a slash of his sword to stop them both from doing anything.
One by one, the three of them crushed the villains in their Super Saiyan forms, then powered down. They grinned as they saw the horrified villains, too beat up to do anything, at their mercy.
"Listen up you panty wastes!" Yelled Pikachu. "You're under our control now!"
"Rah!" Added Tidus and Raiden.
"You will do as we say, until we say otherwise!"
"Rah!"
"And you will start by creating an army of robots and koopas and junk!"
"Rah!"
"Yes, sirs!" The villains replied.
The three began to laugh evilly. "We did it" Tidus said. "We beat the villains and now they have no choice but to create a super army. What shall we call ourselves?"
"I'm partial to the Powerpuff Girls" Raiden replied.
The two stared at him until Tidus slapped him in the head. "We need something MANLY...because people don't seem to think so of us"
"We need something DARK...to show how dark we can be!" Pikachu said.
"The Mandarks?" Asked Raiden. "No wait, wait...I got it...THE TRUE AXIS OF EVIL!"
"Right!" Agreed Pikachu and Tidus. The two laughed evilly in their evil victory of evilness. They had become the True Axis of Evil. And now there was nothing to stop them...or was there?
No. There wasn't.
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PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER
Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu, or as they are now known, The True Axis of Evil, have beaten every villain and will soon have a super-army of mindless thingies that plague every game. Can anything stop them from taking over the world? Maybe. And that maybe is a group of HEROES! Nah, not really. See the conquest of The True Axis of Evil next time!