The True Axis of Evil Take Over the World!
By Hayabusa Will (TheNameIsWill@AOL.Com)
Chapter Four-World Domination!
BESAID
"In what can only be described as a 15-year old gamer's imagination gone awry, common enemies often used by such fiends as Bowser, Dr. Eggman, Dr. Neo Cortex, Ganondorf, Sephiroth and Dr. Wily among others have stormed into towns, followed by the villains themselves" Reported the reporter to the camera. "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such doom reports as 'Holy Crap, Bowser's Gone Mad!' and 'Holy Crap, Bowser's Gone Mad! Part 2'"
"Run, peasants, run!" Laughed Dr. Eggman as he shot down everything in sight. An army of robots came marching in after him, smashing everything in sight. People went running everywhere. "Fear!"
"Reports claim that all the villains came together, something that they should be smart enough to do more often, under the supervision of a trio called The True Axis of Evil. They are claimed to be: The star Blitzball player of the Zanarkand Abes, Tidus; one of the top FOXHOUND agents Raiden; and the highest-leveled Pokémon belonging to Red Ketchum the Kanto Champion, Pikachu. However, this is speculation and there is no true proof of this yet..."
"Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu are your new masters! You will learn to appreciate soon enough!" Yelled Eggman, shooting more blasts.
"So, until anyone affiliated with these three yellow-haired people can tell us anything..."
"I'm affiliated with Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu, the True Axis of Evil! I am conquering for them!" Yelled Eggman as he and robots continued to blow apart the city.
"We have nothing to go by but rumors. Until then, I'm Troy McClure--AH!" He leapt out of the way as a robot came shooting.
"Squall, you've got to do something!" Cried Yuna, holding onto Squall.
"Whatever" Shrugged Squall, picking up his Gunblade. He dashed into action immediately, slashing robots in half and shooting some other ones down. "What now, punks?!" Squall turned around quickly to cut another approaching robot in half. Another robot made a quick shot on Squall's side, causing him to fall to one knee in pain. He raised his Gunblade and shot the robot down.
"If it isn't the Final Fantasy non-X twerp" Chucked Dr. Eggman, bringing his Egg Walker over. "Tidus offered a big reward for bringing you in alive...or DEAD! HAHAHAHA!"
"That instruction was not dead" A robot reported. Eggman annoyedly turned his walker over the robot and shot it down.
"You can't beat me, Eggman!" Squall yelled. "Yuna cheated on Tidus with me, and I'm from an earlier Final Fantasy! And I have this!" He held up a shield. "I stole it from a bum. I had to watch him twitch and cry for a half hour, but it was worth it! HAAA!" He dashed at Eggman.
Dr. Eggman let out a growl and began shooting furiously at Squall. Squall moved his shield around to block each attack. He took to the air and raised his sword, coming down. "TAAAAAAAAKE...THI--" He suddenly froze in mid-air. His movement stopped as he was struck...by a boxing glove. A boxing glove had come out of Eggman's walker and his Squall in the face. Squall fell over suddenly, and more robots dashed over to pick him up and take him away.
"Squall!" Gasped Yuna. She turned and began to run. A net dropped over her and she was carried off by several members in black with red 'R's on their shirt. The Team Rocket members dragged her off, the robots following with Squall.
AT A BIG, CREEPY BLACK CASTLE ON TOP OF A HILL WITH THUNDER EFFECTS IN THE NIGHT SKY EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY 2:30...
Music began playing. A strange kind of beat, with lights coming with it. Tidus and Raiden dashed up, microphones in hand "You know us as the Axis and we fight for what is wrong! We're don't yet have a motto so we thought we'd try a song!"
"Tidus!"
"Raiden!"
"Pikaaaaa! That's riiiight!"
"I am the handsome ooooooone!" Sang Tidus.
"I am the awesome oooooooone!" Added Raiden.
"Looking good is lots of fun! We get some things wrong but we keep rolling along!" They both continued. Pikachu joined in at this. "We hope to take over the world and we hope to do it quick. And you we'll do it 'cause we're the stars of this...FanFiiiiiiiiiiiic!"
"Incoming message from Bowser" A voice announced. The three looked over to the TV-phone with a blinking message. Raiden walked over and took it off the hook. "Yeah?"
"Raiden, it's Bowser!" Bowser's panicked face appeared on the television. Behind him Koopa Shells were flung everywhere, as were flattened Goombas and Shy Guys. "We have a few troublemakers holding some kind of 'Resistance for Peace' or some crap like that..."
The green-clothed Link leapt up and continued shooting arrows and bombs at the oncoming army of Koopa Troopas, knocking them down. Samus Aran and Fox McCloud dashed up from behind him, shooting blasts from their guns, Samus using missiles and Fox using his laser blasts. Kirby was in the line as well, inhaling several of them while the huge Donkey Kong pounded at the ground to stop them from coming further. Luigi was shooting green fireballs to hold them back while Yoshi shot green eggs. The Koopas, Goombas and Shy Guys continued to advance, though they were falling by the hundreds.
"Can't you get in there and fight?" Asked Tidus.
"No, I can't!" Replied Bowser. "Help me. Bowser out" He turned to the fighting.
Link was running into the Koopas, ripping through them with his sword and projectiles. He leapt over one, tossing his boomerang at it. As he came down, he tossed a bomb to the left to blow several Goombas sky-high, and landed to catch the boomerang, which hit a Goomba and Shy Guy on their way back. Samus was next to Link still, blasting her Missiles to blow them away. However, it seemed that for every enemy they beat, two more would take their place.
"P.K. FIRE!" Yelled the red-hatted PSI kid Ness, shooting fire at them. The projectile bounced off the Koopa's shells.
"That was pathetic, and I'm a Koopa!" Said the Koopa Troopa. He grabbed Ness and kneed him in the gut, causing Ness to fall to the ground crying in pain. His Super Smash Bros. comerades continued fighting, but lost ground as they did. Soon, the Koopas had crushed Ness just by walking over him in large numbers.
Flying Paratroopas came over in the air, dropping more Goombas on the heroes, who were able to, for the most part, get rid of them. Shy Guys were firing down on them, but it was nothing that Fox couldn't block with his lightning-fast laser blaster, keeping them from hindering the others. Kirby was also airborne, sucking in the Shy Guys by the handful. Though there seemed to be thousands of Bowser's forces, the Smashers were breaking them in half easily.
Luigi was karate-chopping away several more Koopa Troopas, when a red hand grabbed him. Luigi gasped, feeling the life being sucked out of him. D.K. rushed over and punched it, sending it flying before it had any time to cause any damage. However, the damage was just beginning, as the Smashers looked over and gasped. Ganondorf Dragmire had arrived to help Bowser, with an army of Redeads and Octorks., his pig guards leading the front lines, some with spears, others wheeling in the massive green Like Likes.
To add insult to injury, what seemed to be red and white bombs fell. Out of them came bursts of red light, forming into monsters. They were PokéBalls, being thrown by the Team Rocket members that had arrived. Out of them came huge, four-winged purple bats, three-headed purple things and large purple globs among things.
"Crobat, Aerial Ace!" Commanded several of them. The huge bats flew down at the Nintendo heroes, shooting slicing winds at them. They yelled as they were attacked by these new attacks in addition to the advancing other forces of Bowser and Ganondorf. The three-headed purple Weezing were flying into them and exploding to cause massive damage, while the purple glob-like Muk began throwing poisons.
All the enemies within thirty feet of the Smashers were suddenly blown away as an Arwing flew by. Falco waved to them and leapt out, followed by Captain Falcon, the Ice Climbers, Princess Zelda, Mr. Game & Watch, Jigglypuff, Pichu, Marth and Roy. The heroes ran forth and continued the fight, assisting those who had already came.
"Nice of you to join" Fox said to Falco as the two rapidly shot their Blasters at Ganondorf's section of Redeads.
After a red shot connected with a Redead and collapsed it, Falco launched a forward kick at a nearby Octork and sent it flying. "I was gathering up everyone else, it was bound to take a while"
"Full power!" Yelled Bowser. His forces seemed to double, as the Koopas marched at double speed, seemingly from an endless supply of them. The Goombas came as well, the Paratroopas and Shy Guys flew in faster as well, attacking from the air.
"Go!" Yelled Ganondorf. The pig guards went from a walk to a fast dash, throwing their spears at the heroes and launching the Like Likes at them. Their screams were heard as the Like Likes sucked them in and bit at them before spitting them out forcefully. The Octorks split to the left and shot faster, as did the Shy Guys of Bowser. The Redeads ran forward as Ganondorf's other forces moved away, leaving them to suck the lives out of the heroes.
The Team Rocket members yelled the names of their Pokémon as their forces expanded. Several more of the Crobat, Weezing and Muk appeared, as well as the giant cobra Arbok in large numbers. The normal-type Raticate also came in large numbers, as did the Pokémon that resembled giant shrews known as Sandslash. And finally, what would appear to be a tiger-sized house cat, Persian, ran forward as well. Hundreds of all these Pokémon belonging to the Team Rocket grunts ran forward, attacking them all.
"We stand no chance!" Gasped Captain Falcon as he was attacked by a Raticate. "Falcon PUNCH!" He screamed, sending it flying.
"BANZAI!" Screamed Bowser, flying through the air. Troops and heroes ran away as Bowser came flying down for his Bowser Bomb.
"AHHH!" Screamed Ness, who had gotten up. He ran around in circles until Bowser crashed down onto him with a 'Splut' sound.
"Ew, I fell in something squishy..." Bowser got up and faced them all. "Listen up, either surrender now or you'll have to go down the hard way!"
Link stared Bowser in the eye. "We're not giving--" He fell over on his face, the poison attacks of Team Rocket's Pokémon finally sinking into his system. Ganondorf's guards rushed forward and seized the worn out heroes, bringing them into custody.
Just like that, the rampage continued. One by one, towns, cities, countries fell to the villains. Dozens of heroes were crushed and killed easily. However, many heroes, including Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Solid Snake, Cloud Strife and MegaMan, had gone missing. Some had said they had run away in fear, but others said that they wouldn't desert them.
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"I'd say that's taken care of" Raiden said as he turned to Tidus and Pikachu. The two were still staring at the TV screen, amazed that now the Nintendo heroes had been overcome so easily by Bowser, Ganondorf and Team Rocket's troops. "I'm a FOXHOUND agents, I can do these things well"
"Sir!" A Team Rocket grunt ran in, behind him a few more of them dragging in Squall and Yuna in their seperate nets. "We've gotten the ones you've requested"
"Excellent" Chuckled Tidus.
"Sir!" Reported a uniformed guard. "We have report that a group of anti-Axis rogues have entered the area and are planning to enter"
"Well-done, sir" Tidus said.
"Tidus" Tidus turned his head to the speaking Raiden. He looked concerned. "The author said we can't use the Super Saiyan thing. We have no chance to survive make our time!"
"That's where he comes in" Tidus pointed over to Wakka. "Secretary of State Wakka, how's it coming?"
Pikachu tilted his head a bit. "Wakka? How's he gonna help?"
"I'm the superviser, don't ya know?" Wakka chuckled. "I'm supervising Dr. Wily and Dr. Cortex. They're building what I said to build"
Pikachu still didn't looked so convinced of Wakka. "And what do you do?"
"I sit donuts and tell them what to do, got it?" Wakka chuckled. "Ah, shut up"
Tidus grinned. "Wakka has a special project involved...a project that will help us conquer anyone. And since we've already taken over the world, we have no risk using it"
"What does it do?" Asked Raiden.
"Well..." Began Wakka. "I'd tell you now, but the author is a mean guy and is making you wait until chapter five to find out!
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PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER
Using their troops of villains and their enemies, the True Axis of Evil have now taken over control of the world. Well, Wakka's team of mechanics has obviously made SOMETHING that will give Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu power. But what will it be, and how strong will it make the three? And more importantly, who are the group of rogues challenging them on the front lawn, and can the True Axis of Evil take them out?
By Hayabusa Will (TheNameIsWill@AOL.Com)
Chapter Four-World Domination!
BESAID
"In what can only be described as a 15-year old gamer's imagination gone awry, common enemies often used by such fiends as Bowser, Dr. Eggman, Dr. Neo Cortex, Ganondorf, Sephiroth and Dr. Wily among others have stormed into towns, followed by the villains themselves" Reported the reporter to the camera. "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such doom reports as 'Holy Crap, Bowser's Gone Mad!' and 'Holy Crap, Bowser's Gone Mad! Part 2'"
"Run, peasants, run!" Laughed Dr. Eggman as he shot down everything in sight. An army of robots came marching in after him, smashing everything in sight. People went running everywhere. "Fear!"
"Reports claim that all the villains came together, something that they should be smart enough to do more often, under the supervision of a trio called The True Axis of Evil. They are claimed to be: The star Blitzball player of the Zanarkand Abes, Tidus; one of the top FOXHOUND agents Raiden; and the highest-leveled Pokémon belonging to Red Ketchum the Kanto Champion, Pikachu. However, this is speculation and there is no true proof of this yet..."
"Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu are your new masters! You will learn to appreciate soon enough!" Yelled Eggman, shooting more blasts.
"So, until anyone affiliated with these three yellow-haired people can tell us anything..."
"I'm affiliated with Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu, the True Axis of Evil! I am conquering for them!" Yelled Eggman as he and robots continued to blow apart the city.
"We have nothing to go by but rumors. Until then, I'm Troy McClure--AH!" He leapt out of the way as a robot came shooting.
"Squall, you've got to do something!" Cried Yuna, holding onto Squall.
"Whatever" Shrugged Squall, picking up his Gunblade. He dashed into action immediately, slashing robots in half and shooting some other ones down. "What now, punks?!" Squall turned around quickly to cut another approaching robot in half. Another robot made a quick shot on Squall's side, causing him to fall to one knee in pain. He raised his Gunblade and shot the robot down.
"If it isn't the Final Fantasy non-X twerp" Chucked Dr. Eggman, bringing his Egg Walker over. "Tidus offered a big reward for bringing you in alive...or DEAD! HAHAHAHA!"
"That instruction was not dead" A robot reported. Eggman annoyedly turned his walker over the robot and shot it down.
"You can't beat me, Eggman!" Squall yelled. "Yuna cheated on Tidus with me, and I'm from an earlier Final Fantasy! And I have this!" He held up a shield. "I stole it from a bum. I had to watch him twitch and cry for a half hour, but it was worth it! HAAA!" He dashed at Eggman.
Dr. Eggman let out a growl and began shooting furiously at Squall. Squall moved his shield around to block each attack. He took to the air and raised his sword, coming down. "TAAAAAAAAKE...THI--" He suddenly froze in mid-air. His movement stopped as he was struck...by a boxing glove. A boxing glove had come out of Eggman's walker and his Squall in the face. Squall fell over suddenly, and more robots dashed over to pick him up and take him away.
"Squall!" Gasped Yuna. She turned and began to run. A net dropped over her and she was carried off by several members in black with red 'R's on their shirt. The Team Rocket members dragged her off, the robots following with Squall.
AT A BIG, CREEPY BLACK CASTLE ON TOP OF A HILL WITH THUNDER EFFECTS IN THE NIGHT SKY EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY 2:30...
Music began playing. A strange kind of beat, with lights coming with it. Tidus and Raiden dashed up, microphones in hand "You know us as the Axis and we fight for what is wrong! We're don't yet have a motto so we thought we'd try a song!"
"Tidus!"
"Raiden!"
"Pikaaaaa! That's riiiight!"
"I am the handsome ooooooone!" Sang Tidus.
"I am the awesome oooooooone!" Added Raiden.
"Looking good is lots of fun! We get some things wrong but we keep rolling along!" They both continued. Pikachu joined in at this. "We hope to take over the world and we hope to do it quick. And you we'll do it 'cause we're the stars of this...FanFiiiiiiiiiiiic!"
"Incoming message from Bowser" A voice announced. The three looked over to the TV-phone with a blinking message. Raiden walked over and took it off the hook. "Yeah?"
"Raiden, it's Bowser!" Bowser's panicked face appeared on the television. Behind him Koopa Shells were flung everywhere, as were flattened Goombas and Shy Guys. "We have a few troublemakers holding some kind of 'Resistance for Peace' or some crap like that..."
The green-clothed Link leapt up and continued shooting arrows and bombs at the oncoming army of Koopa Troopas, knocking them down. Samus Aran and Fox McCloud dashed up from behind him, shooting blasts from their guns, Samus using missiles and Fox using his laser blasts. Kirby was in the line as well, inhaling several of them while the huge Donkey Kong pounded at the ground to stop them from coming further. Luigi was shooting green fireballs to hold them back while Yoshi shot green eggs. The Koopas, Goombas and Shy Guys continued to advance, though they were falling by the hundreds.
"Can't you get in there and fight?" Asked Tidus.
"No, I can't!" Replied Bowser. "Help me. Bowser out" He turned to the fighting.
Link was running into the Koopas, ripping through them with his sword and projectiles. He leapt over one, tossing his boomerang at it. As he came down, he tossed a bomb to the left to blow several Goombas sky-high, and landed to catch the boomerang, which hit a Goomba and Shy Guy on their way back. Samus was next to Link still, blasting her Missiles to blow them away. However, it seemed that for every enemy they beat, two more would take their place.
"P.K. FIRE!" Yelled the red-hatted PSI kid Ness, shooting fire at them. The projectile bounced off the Koopa's shells.
"That was pathetic, and I'm a Koopa!" Said the Koopa Troopa. He grabbed Ness and kneed him in the gut, causing Ness to fall to the ground crying in pain. His Super Smash Bros. comerades continued fighting, but lost ground as they did. Soon, the Koopas had crushed Ness just by walking over him in large numbers.
Flying Paratroopas came over in the air, dropping more Goombas on the heroes, who were able to, for the most part, get rid of them. Shy Guys were firing down on them, but it was nothing that Fox couldn't block with his lightning-fast laser blaster, keeping them from hindering the others. Kirby was also airborne, sucking in the Shy Guys by the handful. Though there seemed to be thousands of Bowser's forces, the Smashers were breaking them in half easily.
Luigi was karate-chopping away several more Koopa Troopas, when a red hand grabbed him. Luigi gasped, feeling the life being sucked out of him. D.K. rushed over and punched it, sending it flying before it had any time to cause any damage. However, the damage was just beginning, as the Smashers looked over and gasped. Ganondorf Dragmire had arrived to help Bowser, with an army of Redeads and Octorks., his pig guards leading the front lines, some with spears, others wheeling in the massive green Like Likes.
To add insult to injury, what seemed to be red and white bombs fell. Out of them came bursts of red light, forming into monsters. They were PokéBalls, being thrown by the Team Rocket members that had arrived. Out of them came huge, four-winged purple bats, three-headed purple things and large purple globs among things.
"Crobat, Aerial Ace!" Commanded several of them. The huge bats flew down at the Nintendo heroes, shooting slicing winds at them. They yelled as they were attacked by these new attacks in addition to the advancing other forces of Bowser and Ganondorf. The three-headed purple Weezing were flying into them and exploding to cause massive damage, while the purple glob-like Muk began throwing poisons.
All the enemies within thirty feet of the Smashers were suddenly blown away as an Arwing flew by. Falco waved to them and leapt out, followed by Captain Falcon, the Ice Climbers, Princess Zelda, Mr. Game & Watch, Jigglypuff, Pichu, Marth and Roy. The heroes ran forth and continued the fight, assisting those who had already came.
"Nice of you to join" Fox said to Falco as the two rapidly shot their Blasters at Ganondorf's section of Redeads.
After a red shot connected with a Redead and collapsed it, Falco launched a forward kick at a nearby Octork and sent it flying. "I was gathering up everyone else, it was bound to take a while"
"Full power!" Yelled Bowser. His forces seemed to double, as the Koopas marched at double speed, seemingly from an endless supply of them. The Goombas came as well, the Paratroopas and Shy Guys flew in faster as well, attacking from the air.
"Go!" Yelled Ganondorf. The pig guards went from a walk to a fast dash, throwing their spears at the heroes and launching the Like Likes at them. Their screams were heard as the Like Likes sucked them in and bit at them before spitting them out forcefully. The Octorks split to the left and shot faster, as did the Shy Guys of Bowser. The Redeads ran forward as Ganondorf's other forces moved away, leaving them to suck the lives out of the heroes.
The Team Rocket members yelled the names of their Pokémon as their forces expanded. Several more of the Crobat, Weezing and Muk appeared, as well as the giant cobra Arbok in large numbers. The normal-type Raticate also came in large numbers, as did the Pokémon that resembled giant shrews known as Sandslash. And finally, what would appear to be a tiger-sized house cat, Persian, ran forward as well. Hundreds of all these Pokémon belonging to the Team Rocket grunts ran forward, attacking them all.
"We stand no chance!" Gasped Captain Falcon as he was attacked by a Raticate. "Falcon PUNCH!" He screamed, sending it flying.
"BANZAI!" Screamed Bowser, flying through the air. Troops and heroes ran away as Bowser came flying down for his Bowser Bomb.
"AHHH!" Screamed Ness, who had gotten up. He ran around in circles until Bowser crashed down onto him with a 'Splut' sound.
"Ew, I fell in something squishy..." Bowser got up and faced them all. "Listen up, either surrender now or you'll have to go down the hard way!"
Link stared Bowser in the eye. "We're not giving--" He fell over on his face, the poison attacks of Team Rocket's Pokémon finally sinking into his system. Ganondorf's guards rushed forward and seized the worn out heroes, bringing them into custody.
Just like that, the rampage continued. One by one, towns, cities, countries fell to the villains. Dozens of heroes were crushed and killed easily. However, many heroes, including Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Solid Snake, Cloud Strife and MegaMan, had gone missing. Some had said they had run away in fear, but others said that they wouldn't desert them.
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"I'd say that's taken care of" Raiden said as he turned to Tidus and Pikachu. The two were still staring at the TV screen, amazed that now the Nintendo heroes had been overcome so easily by Bowser, Ganondorf and Team Rocket's troops. "I'm a FOXHOUND agents, I can do these things well"
"Sir!" A Team Rocket grunt ran in, behind him a few more of them dragging in Squall and Yuna in their seperate nets. "We've gotten the ones you've requested"
"Excellent" Chuckled Tidus.
"Sir!" Reported a uniformed guard. "We have report that a group of anti-Axis rogues have entered the area and are planning to enter"
"Well-done, sir" Tidus said.
"Tidus" Tidus turned his head to the speaking Raiden. He looked concerned. "The author said we can't use the Super Saiyan thing. We have no chance to survive make our time!"
"That's where he comes in" Tidus pointed over to Wakka. "Secretary of State Wakka, how's it coming?"
Pikachu tilted his head a bit. "Wakka? How's he gonna help?"
"I'm the superviser, don't ya know?" Wakka chuckled. "I'm supervising Dr. Wily and Dr. Cortex. They're building what I said to build"
Pikachu still didn't looked so convinced of Wakka. "And what do you do?"
"I sit donuts and tell them what to do, got it?" Wakka chuckled. "Ah, shut up"
Tidus grinned. "Wakka has a special project involved...a project that will help us conquer anyone. And since we've already taken over the world, we have no risk using it"
"What does it do?" Asked Raiden.
"Well..." Began Wakka. "I'd tell you now, but the author is a mean guy and is making you wait until chapter five to find out!
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PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER
Using their troops of villains and their enemies, the True Axis of Evil have now taken over control of the world. Well, Wakka's team of mechanics has obviously made SOMETHING that will give Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu power. But what will it be, and how strong will it make the three? And more importantly, who are the group of rogues challenging them on the front lawn, and can the True Axis of Evil take them out?