The True Axis of Evil Take Over the World!
By Hayabusa Will (TheNameIsWill@AOL.Com)
Chapter Five-Faster World Domination!

"I bring ya...THESE!" Wakka announced, holding up a box.

"Hurray!" The True Axis cheered in unison. They walked over and opened the box. "Bras?!" Asked Raiden annoyedly as he, Pikachu and Tidus took them out of the box.

Pikachu looked at them strangely. "What are we supposed to do with these?!"

"They're not bras, bras are for women" Wakka replied. "I brought ya...the bro. They protect ya man-boobs against opponents!" The True Axis angrily walked off muttering. "I'd like to see ya think of something better! Buncha jerks..."

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"All right then, on the count of three we attack!" Announced the robot known as ProtoMan. Behind him were the partners who joined him, known as Bass and Zero. ProtoMan and Bass pointed their Buster Arms while Zero drew his sabre.

"Wait for us" Announced a voice. A red echidna was the supplier, known as Knuckles. With him were partners, known as friends of Sonic the Hedgehog. They were Miles "Tails" Prower, Amy Rose and Cream the Rabbit with her Chao, Cheese.

"So Sonic isn't here with you guys?" Asked ProtoMan. "Buncha jerks. MegaMan ditched us too"

A panting followed, a female voice speaking through it "Don't worry Crunch, Spyro I have your back" Dashing up came a large orange marsupial with dark blue pants, sneakers and a single white glove on his left hand. Right behind him was a female bandicoot wearing blue pants and a white shirt. She had long blonde hair. And next to her a small purple winged dragon. Along with them was a man in dark clothing with a headband and wild black hair. "You too, Vincent. Thanks for coming with us"

"I was on my way here anyway" Replied the man named Vincent Valentine, drawing a pistol. "I told the girls to stay too, I can't believe Cloud wasn't anywhere to be found"

"That's...like what happened to Crash" Gasped Coco. "You don't think..."

"This is just a little weird" Zero swung his sabre. "Let's show those Axis a thing or two!"

"Hello...ladies" Tidus' chuckling voice smugly chuckled. The three True Axis of Evil leapt out onto the top walls of the castles, in a crouching ninja position and grinning. What's odd was, they were all dressed in ninja costumes.

"Hi!" Replied Amy and Cream cheerfully, waving. The others fell over Anime-style.

"I didn't mean that literally, I meant it as a degrading term to what I thought would be men. I didn't think there'd be actual women" Ninja-Tidus cleared his throat. "Now listen, fools. I've beaten down most of the strongest heroes, what do you think a bunch of NON-STARS can do?"

"BREAK YOU IN HALF!" Bass fired his Buster at them rapidly. The Ninja-Axis leapt off the walls and landed, then dashed into the group of ten fighters as Coco typed at her keyboard to try to get a good strategy for them to work out. This wasn't going to be pretty...

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"All right" Came a voice from a robe. There were six robed figures standing in a circle. The first one had a red 'M' written on the top of his robe. The second one, who was the shortest of the bunch had a blue 'S' on his. The third person had a light blue 'MM' on the hood of his. The fourth and tallest had 'SS' in green on the head of his robe. The fifth had an orange 'CB' on his, and the last one who had just spoken had 'C' written in fancy gold script letters on his head's cloak. "We'll only go in a group of five"

"Why?" Asked the one with the MM on his cloak.

"Because it's the heroic thing to do" Replied the one with the script gold C. "Now, there's six of us, so we're gonna have to decide this the only fair way...we drink bleach and whoever dies first is out. You first, M"

"No, no" Cut in the one with the blue S on his. "There's only one fair way to decide this"

A FEW SECONDS LATER

"Rock, paper, scissors say SHOOT!" They chanted in unison. The one with M had chosen rock. The S guy had rock. The MM, rock. The SS, rock. The C, rock. And the CB guy...scissors. They all looked to him.

"Oh, you can all go to hell!" He growled. He took off his cloak, revealing himself to be Crash Bandicoot. He shot the others an angrily look while throwing his cloak at them. "I don't need your cloak!" With that he stomped off angrily.

"Hey, there's Crash Bandicoot!" Announced Bowser from behind a rock. "Let's get him!"

"Uh...guess I did" Gulped Crash. He attempted a quick getaway before Bowser, Ganondorf, Dr. Eggman and Sephiroth jumped him, but was too late. "AH! HELP! HELP ME! SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! HELP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I'M OUTNUMBERED FOUR TO ONE! I'M BEING PUMMELED! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING, YOU'RE THREE FEET AWAY!"

"I'll take the high road and you take the low road and I'll slaughter helpless sheep befooooore ye!" Sang the other five robed figures as they dashed away.

BACK AT THE AXIS' CASTLE

Ninja-Raiden leapt over the shots of Bass and ProtoMan fairly easily, then returned shots of his own. The two robots yelled and fell over. Spyro came dashing after Ninja-Pika, who quickly blasted the dragon with a Thunderbolt. Spyro yelled and fell over with a slam onto the hard ground. Crunch Bandicoot had come dashing, but tripped over Spyro. Ninja-Tidus leapt at the air and the Jecht's sword went through the air as Tidus swing his hands. Zero held up his own sabre and the two blades collided, the two growling at each other.

"Show them, Cheese!" Yelled Cream. Her Chao came flying at Ninja-Tidus, who turned around and smacked it with a fist. Cheese went flying into Cream, who toppled over. Ninja-Tidus quickly ducked, which allowed Zero's sabre to graze his shoulder. He fought through the pain and drove the sword into Zero's stomach, creating a large hole. Zero gasped and stepped back. Ninja-Tidus grinned and put his hands into the hole he made and physically tore Zero into three pieces by pulling in two seperate directions. He tossed Zero's right upper body and left upper body away, leaving his lower body to fall.

"ZEROOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cried ProtoMan. He dashed over and picked up Zero's right upper body, which had his head intact.

"Bury me at...make-out creek" Zero said weakly before his eyes closed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--" ProtoMan was suddenly stopped as Ninja-Tidus' sword went through his lower stomach. Bass came dashing at Ninja-Tidus, but got no further as Ninja-Raiden shot him several times, putting several tears into Bass' armor. Ninja-Pikachu used a quick electric shock to disable his circuits and finish him off. Bass fell with a thunk beside the torn ProtoMan and what was left of Zero.

Ninja-Pikachu then took a leap to the left as Crunch came back again. Tails and Knuckles were approaching from the right as well. Ninja-Tidus and Ninja-Raiden leapt over Ninja-Pikachu and at Tails and Knuckles, Ninja-Tidus using a sword slash to send Tails flying, while Ninja-Raiden blasted Knuckles with the bullet that fused his own energy it, which exploded on contact with Knuckles and launched him.

Ninja-Raiden suddenly kicked Ninja-Tidus in the head, and then leapt back as his own partner fell. A bullet suddenly struck the approaching Crunch. "Damnit!" Yelled Vincent as Crunch fell, bleeding profusely.

"Bastard! You could've just SAID he was AIMING!" Ninja-Tidus grabbed Ninja-Raiden by the arm and gave him a hard throw, launching him into Vincent. Vincent crashed into the wall, his head smacking hard and beginning to bleed.

"That's the thanks I get for saving your life?! Well, take THIS!" Ninja-Raiden sent his energy into his gun and launched his specialty bullet at Ninja-Tidus. Ninja-Tidus used his suddenly acquired ninja reflexes to jump away, leaving the bullet to hit Coco's computer. Coco yelled and leapt away as the computer exploded into shards of metal.

With a pop, Amy let out a scream and fell from the tree, electrical burns on her clothes and fur and what seemed to be an exploded electronic device in pieces near her. She fell onto Tails, who was getting up. The two still managed to get up and dash back. Ninja-Pikachu came from the same said tree and landed on Tails' back. "Pika...CHUUU!" He yelled, blasting them both with his most powerful Thunder attack. The two fell over. "And that's how you do it" Chuckled Ninja-Pikachu.

"PWNED" The three said in unison.

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Three Team Rocket grunts entered where the True Axis of Evil were sitting on their thrones and resting, having beaten the crap out of a group of resisters. The first was talking along, and the other two were carrying in Crash Bandicoot, who was conscious but seemed too tired to resist.

"We brought you that has-been you wanted, sirs" Reported the first grunt.

"I am NOT a has-been!" Protested Crash.

"Shut up, has-been" Snapped one of the Team Rocket grunts.

"Very well, leave him where he is" Raiden replied. The Grunts dropped Crash and walked off. "If it isn't Crashington J. Bandicoot the Third"

"What do you want?" Crash asked angrily. "The stupid Allies kicked me out..."

"Well, you've been wronged too" Pikachu said. "I've been betrayed by my trainer, Raiden's been betrayed by his teammate and Tidus was betrayed by his girlfriend and his drunken friend. How would YOU like to join us?"

"You mean...be the FOURTH member of the True Axis of Evil?"

"Watch it, would ya?" Snapped Wakka from the corner. "I'm the fourth member of the True Axis"

"No Wakka, you're our secretary of state" Tidus sighed. He turned to Crash. "And you wouldn't be the fourth member, you'd just be a guy. An underclassman. But you'd be one of us"

"Hm...you got yourself a deal!" Crash walked over to the seat Tidus was in and shook his hand.

A panting Team Rocket grunt dashed into the arena, running frantically to the True Axis. "Tidus, Raiden, Pikachu, sirs! We're under attack again!"

Raiden groaned at this. "Again? Weren't we under attack, like, twenty minutes ago?"

"It's serious! They have crocheted letters on their hoods!"

"Gasp!" Uttered the three Axis in unison.

"Let's go" Tidus stood up, as did Raiden and Pikachu. "Come on Crash, you're gonna help"

A few minutes later, Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu came dashing out of the castle, Crash close behind them. They came out to find the five people Crash had been with before, robes and all. "YOU!" Crash yelled, pointing a finger at them as he brought himself up next to Pikachu.

"You know them?" Asked Pikachu.

"Yes" Crash nodded darkly. One by one the figures lowered their hoods as Crash spoke their names. "They are...Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, MegaMan, Solid Snake, and Cloud Strife! Better known as the Just-As-True Allies of Good!"

"So you joined them now, Crash?" Asked Cloud. "I would've expected better from you!"

"Are you kidding?!" Exclaimed Crash. "You kicked me out just so you can have a group of five?!"

"Well, if you're going to be one of them, then we'll just beat you too!" Sonic stated as he dashed towards them. The Axis and Crash leapt off the gate, facing them.

"You-a better give this up!" Mario stated.

"Give up your quickly-gained control of the world!" Demanded MegaMan as he put one hand on his buster arm.

"We'll wrassle ya for it" Chuckled Raiden.

"Oh yeah, you and wha army--oh never mind" Groaned Sonic. "But don't you think it'd be at a 3-on-1 disadvantage for the Axis versus Allies?"

"We'll have two extra partners" Said Tidus. "It will be the Just-As-True Allies of Good, AKA Mario, Sonic, MegaMan, Snake and Cloud, against the True Axis of Evil Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu, along with Crash Bandicoot as the fourth member..."

"Yeah!" Crash said, pointing a finger angrily at them.

Tidus smirked a bit and nodded as he continued. "And our fifth member shall be..."

"Me, Wakka!" Wakka yelled as he leapt down from a window to join them. He landed right on his butt, and got up, only a little shaken.

"No, not you" Tidus replied, pushing Wakka aside. "Our fifth member shall be Captain Falcon, Bowser got him after we beat the Smashers and we thought he'd be good. And we payed him off enough for him to forget being a good guy, much like Raiden, Pikachu and I did, and join our team"

"Show me ya moves!" Said Captain Falcon, dashing up to the others.

"WHAT?!" Wakka yelled, looking frantically at his friends. "But I'm ya secretary of state! How can ya not allow me on!"

"You're not quite fit for wrestling, Wakka" Replied Raiden. "Besides, you don't quite fit in with us"

"You guys suck! I hope ya lose, even if I have to be the one who makes sure of it!" With that, Wakka stomped off angrily.

Tidus, Raiden, Pikachu, Crash and C.Falcon faced away from this and glared at the Allies, who returned the glare. It would be wrestling to decide the fate of the world...
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PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER

Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu, along with Crash Bandicoot and Captain Falcon, are defending their positions as rulers of the world against Mario, Sonic, MegaMan, Solid Snake and Cloud Strife, also known as the Just-As-True Allies of Good! But you already knew that. Tune in next time for the wackiest wrestling match you've ever seen! The scary part is that the winners have control of the world! Will the Axis prove still too much for all heroes, especially with Crash and C.Falcon joining them, or can they be stopped by a group in the form of five of the greatest heroes? Only one team can win!