The True Axis of Evil Take Over the World!
By Hayabusa Will (TheNameIsWill@AOL.Com)
Chapter Six-Smackdown Pt. 1
"Welcome to the Ultimate Wrestling Match for the fate of the world! Hi, I'm Viewtiful Joe"
"And I'm Ganon the Dorf Dragmire" Added Ganondorf. "And we're gonna see the greatest match of all time! We got chosen in a random draw to decide who was going to call the match. Now, we're gonna see who takes control of the world!"
Joe took over. "The current rulers, the True Axis of Evil and their team, which consists of Tidus, Raiden, Pikachu, Crash Bandicoot and Captain Falcon, will be taking on the Just-As-True Allies of Good, which is a hero-oriented team made up of Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, MegaMan, Cloud Strife and Solid Snake"
The theme of Metal Gear Solid began playing and down the ramp came Solid Snake. "And here comes Snake!" Ganondorf announced.
An announcer spoke as Snake came down the ramp. "This match is an elimination team match for the control of the world! Anything goes, and the only way to defeat your opponent is to pin them or make them tap out! First, he is the representative of Konami's heroes and the stealth shooter of The Just-As-True Allies of Good, Solid Snake!"
Snake stepped into the ring and hung against the ropes. Soon after, the theme of MegaMan began playing and the announcer began again. "He is the representative of Capcom power shooter of The Just-As-True Allies of Good, MegaMan!"
MegaMan came down to the ring to a loud amount of cheers. He walked in and high-fived Solid Snake. The two looked down to the ramp and a few seconds later the theme of Final Fantasy 7 played. Girls were heard going absolutely crazy around the arena. Cloud came down the ramp with a smirk, no giant Buster Sword in hand. "Representing Squaresoft, he is the swordsman and power fighter of The Just-As-True Allies of Good, Cloud Strife!" He dashed in and high-fived MegaMan and Snake.
"Hey, how come girls are throwing cloth on the ring?" MegaMan whispered to Snake.
"I'll tell you when you hit robo-puberty" Replied Snake.
Sonic's theme song came blaring next. He came dashing out as nothing to be seen but a blue streak, and faster than the others he was in the ring. "Representing Sega, he is the speedster of The Just-As-True Allies of Good, Sonic the Hedgehog!" Sonic came in and high-fived Cloud, then MegaMan and Snake.
And finally, the crowd went nuts as Mario's theme played. Mario came down in his short-sleeved red shirt. "And finally, he represents Nintendo and is the adventurer and captain of the Just-As-True Allies of Good, MARIO!" Mario walked down and high-fived Sonic, then Cloud, MegaMan and finally Snake.
Next, a catchy beat from the F-Zero series began. "And their opponents. First, he is the power addition of the True Axis of Evil, Captain Falcon!" The crowd booed vigorously as Captain Falcon leapt into the ring, standing on the opposite side as the Allies. It quickly changed to Crash's theme. "And the former Allies member, he is the second addition of the True Axis of Evil, Crash Bandicoot!" Crash came out and gripped Falcon's hand for a handshake.
The theme soon changed to an unfamiliar rock theme. The crowd looked in silence as out came the men themselves. Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu walked out at once, smirking all along. They walked up into the ring and stood, facing the others without giving the others a high five. The stage was set.
"And the stage is set, it's time" Joe said.
The Allies gathered in their corner. "So who's going first?" Asked Snake.
"Let's wait to see who they pick first" Cloud advised.
On the other side, Tidus, Raiden, Pikachu and Captain Falcon stepped behind the ropes as Crash stayed behind, punching the air.
"It looks like the traitor" Snake told them.
"I'll do it" Sonic walked over. "I'm tired of him always being compared to me. I had enough of Crash, it's time I take him down!"
"And it looks like Crash Bandicoot from the Axis team is going against Sonic the Hedgehog from the Allies team" There was a loud 'ding' and the two moved towards each other.
Hero and ex-hero alike moved forward and formed a quick grapple. After a second of struggling, Crash gripped Sonic by the arm and pounded his back with an elbow. He then let go and dashed against the ropes. Sonic quickly dropped and tripped Crash as he came back. The crowd cheered as the hedgehog leapt onto the top ropes and came down, hitting Crash head-on and knocking him down.
"And a high-risk maneuver from Sonic gets the crowd pumping"
"Ah, that overgrown blue rodent won't last the whole match" Ganondorf said.
Crash got to his feet, just as Sonic was bouncing against the ropes. He leapt into the air and did a front-flip, landing on Crash and knocking him down. He went for a quick pin. The referee dashed over and counted. "One...two" Crash kicked out after two. Sonic stepped up and delivered a fast boot to Crash, then went back against the ropes. Crash leapt to his feet and caught Sonic as he came by and threw him into the air. The crowd was gasping all around as Sonic went several feet into the air and came down on his stomach with a loud thud on the mat.
"Oh my lord! That had to hurt!" Joe said. "Sonic was launched several feet into the air and came down hard"
The Bandicoot hero went back against the ropes and stopped, letting himself go for a leg drop. Sonic leapt away, causing Crash to fall and hurt himself. Sonic took a few steps over to the turnbuckle and leapt on the top rope, then back-flipped back for another maneuver to his Crash. He went for another cover, but Crash pushed Sonic away before the referee could even make a count. Sonic pulled Crash up and began to kick at his stomach. He raised his foot for a second kick when Crash caught Sonic's foot and smashed him into the ground. Crash brought Sonic to his knees and began to punch and kick at Sonic, who was too far to reach his partners on the other side of the ring.
Sonic struggled as Crash continued to beat at Sonic with his arms. However, Sonic looked on as the crowd cheered his name. "SO-NIC! SO-NIC! SO-NIC!" He could feel them encouraging him. He could do this! Sonic thrust an elbow at Crash's midsection and ran against the ropes, leaping off them to air-tackle Crash. He then gave a thumbs up, to signal he was going to finish Crash. Most fans seemed to get the message, cheering louder as Sonic went up to the top rope.
Crash started to get to his feet, but looked as Sonic was already on the top rope, about to crush him. Sonic was facing away from Crash, and leapt backwards for a back flip. Crash caught Sonic while he was upside down and facing Crash. Crash held him upside down and fiercely dropped to his knees, which very badly banged Sonic's head against the ground. Sonic fell on his back as Crash went for the leg-hook pin.
"Shouldn't we interrupt the pin?" Asked MegaMan.
Cloud shook his head. "Nah, people never lose this early in the--"
"Three!"
"D'oh" Cloud growled.
"SONIC THE HEDGEHOG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!"
"And Crash has eliminated Sonic somewhat easily to start the match" Joe announced. Crash picked up Sonic by the hair on his head and hurled him out of the ring, leaving the hedgehog half-conscious and hurting.
MegaMan stepped into the ring and held up his buster. "I'm gonna tear you a new one!"
"And MegaMan seems threatening with that buster arm but in truth there are no powers allowed in this match" Joe announced.
"Sucks for him, ha ha!"
Crash ran right at MegaMan, who quickly threw an arm for a clothesline. Crash ducked underneath and hit the other ropes, then came running back. MegaMan prepared for impact, and ended up failing to prepare enough as Crash threw his full stretched body at MegaMan, throwing him into the ropes and sending both fighters out of the ring.
"And both Crash and MegaMan gone to the outside" Ganondorf announced. "Oh wait, what's this?!"
Mario, Snake and Cloud, who were nearby, leapt off the side of the ring and began slamming Crash with a rain of fists, joining MegaMan. The four-on-one attack continued as Crash was thrown into the steps and stamped by them. Sonic, who was still outside, got up and joined the attack all five stomped him, though Sonic looked very weary and was half-heartedly stomping at Crash. However, the cavalry soon arrived as Tidus, Raiden, Pikachu and Captain Falcon came dashing down at the opposing team, knocking them over. Raiden began hitting Snake with fists, while Falcon used his Falcon Punch on Cloud. Mario had his hands full with Pikachu, and Tidus was hitting the still-hurting Sonic. MegaMan raised an arm for a hit to Crash, who kicked at MegaMan's face and then tackled him down to the ground.
"Okay, break it up, break it up!" The referee said, stepping out of the ring and between the teams. The two teams went back to the corners, except for MegaMan and Crash, who were still duking it out.
Crash threw MegaMan into the post in the ring, then reached for a steel chair. He walked over with a grin to MegaMan, who kicked Crash in the face, slamming the chair into his large nose. MegaMan then tucked Crash's head under his arm and fell backwards for a DDT, slamming Crash's face into the chair. The crowd cheered wildly as MegaMan stood up in triumph, Crash laying pained on the ground. MegaMan grabbed Crash by the arm and rolled him into the ring, apparently for a pin.
MegaMan took a step back and made the tag to Cloud as Crash lay hurting. MegaMan lifted up Crash and Cloud struck a foot to Crash's stomach. Crash punched Cloud, only to have it blocked and returned much harder than the worn out Crash could've done. Crash hit the floor and Cloud went for the pin.
"1...2..."
He was then kicked on the back as Raiden came running into the ring. Raiden threw a punch at Cloud, who caught Raiden and lifted him up for a body slam. As this happened, Crash reached the other side of the ring and made a tag to Captain Falcon. Falcon came running in and thrust at arm out across Cloud's chest, knocking him to the ground. He reached the other side of the ring, where Mario leapt onto a high rope and grabbed Falcon, leaving MegaMan and Snake a chance to beat Falcon while MegaMan distracted the referee. Mario climbed down and Falcon took two steps forward before falling on his face. Cloud went for the cover.
"1...2..." C.Falcon kicked out, somehow. Cloud grabbed Falcon by the neck and dragged him back to his corner, making the tag to Solid Snake. Snake came in and kicked Falcon in the chest, then beat him towards the middle of the ring with hard punches.
The two tall men continued in the middle of the ring, hitting each other with fists. Snake finally landed one that caused the crowd to 'Ooh', the impact sounding around the arena. Snake dashed against the ropes and came back, just as Falcon took a step back. "Fal-cone...PUNCH!" Captain Falcon thrust a fiery punch at Snake's stomach, knocking him right to the ground. The crowd booed as Falcon grinned menacingly, stepping back as Solid Snake struggled to get up, completely in pain. Falcon ran against the ropes at Snake, who, somehow, thrust a kick at Captain Falcon's midsection and turned around, putting arms around Falcon's neck and jumping down for the Stone Cold Stunner.
"Stunner! Stunner! Stunner on Falcon! Somehow after that vicious Falcon Punch, Snake uses the Stone Cold Stunner on Falcon!"
Snake staggered back, still hurting and woozy from the Falcon Punch a moment earlier. Unfortunatley, he staggered into the wrong corner. Raiden angrily thrust a kick, slamming Snake in the head. The impact of Raiden's boot on the back of Snake's head sounded around the arena, bringing a hush. Snake stumbled forward from the harsh kick and collapsed, landing on Captain Falcon in the process. The referee ran over and counted. "1... 2... 3!"
"CAPTAIN FALCON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!"
"He did it! I don't believe it! After getting Falcon Punched and kicked in the head by Raiden, Solid Snake manages to win!" Ganondorf yelled.
"But he doesn't have much left. He didn't even move off of Falcon"
Raiden saw this as the opportunity he wanted since Snake kicked him out of FOXHOUND. He walked over to the half-conscious Snake and kicked him in the head, then lifted him up. Ignoring loud boos from the crowd, Raiden punched and kicked at Snake, who was too worn out to do anything but remain on his knees. Raiden ran against the ropes and tackled Snake to the ground, then went for a leg-hook. The referee began the count as MegaMan dashed in, but was intercepted by Crash Bandicoot.
"1...2...3!"
"SOLID SNAKE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!"
"Look at this, Captain Falcon and Solid Snake are both motionless in the ring" Joe observed as Raiden stood triumphant. He kicked Snake, who was having trouble staying conscious at this point. "Oh man, Raiden's just continuing to beat the crap out of Snake. He's mad about what happened. For those who don't know, Snake kicked Raiden out of FOXHOUND for--"
"They know, they know!" Ganondorf interrupted. "And it looks like Mario's gonna step in at this point"
Mario came in and ran at Raiden, who quickly slipped out of the ring. Crash leapt into the ring and knocked Mario down with a running lariat.
"Wait, there's Sonic! Sonic is still up!"
Sonic came running into the ring at Crash, who booted him in the face. Mario punched Crash, and soon Sonic came in. Mario and Sonic continually kicked Crash into the corner until Tidus and Pikachu interrupted. Pikachu tackled Mario and smashed him with his hands and tail, while Tidus threw Sonic out of the ring and leapt after him. As Crash and Pikachu double-teamed Mario, Tidus threw Sonic at the pole, smashing his elbow.
"Oh dear God, Sonic has got to be hurting"
Tidus reached for a chair and smashed Sonic over the head with it, causing the hedgehog to fall to the ground. Raiden came in and began stomping at him. All the meanwhile, MegaMan and Cloud came into the ring and helped out Mario, the three now having the advantage on Pikachu and Crash and beating the crap out of them quite easily. Captain Falcon was back on his feet and tackled Cloud into the ring, smashing his head on the top of the pole. Mario was still hitting Pikachu hard, while Crash and MegaMan went at it.
Back outside, Tidus and Raiden were still double-teaming the already hurt Sonic. As Tidus beat at Sonic with his fists and kicks, Raiden reached for the steps and brought them over, smashing the huge metal steps over Sonic's back. Sonic was screaming in pain at this, trying to clench his back only to have his hand torn away by Tidus, who pulled on Sonic's arm and put extreme pressure on it. Being held in place, Sonic had no way to defend himself as Raiden kicked at Sonic's face and body.
"Oh this isn't right!" Yelled Joe. "Tidus and Raiden double-teaming Sonic, who got beaten already by Crash, and he's been hit with all kinds of metal, this isn't right!"
Tidus picked up Sonic and threw him into the guardrail, which hit Sonic's neck onto the rail. Sonic fell onto the ground again, gripping his neck in pain and coughing. Raiden came back with the steps and slammed them into Sonic's face hard, leaving him too hurt to even yell, blood coming from his nose and mouth at this point. Raiden stepped back and left the stairs on Sonic's face as Tidus came back with the chair and slammed it hard onto the steps, which hurt Sonic even worse.
"Ha ha! Sonic's getting what's coming too him?"
"Dear Jesus, is he even ALIVE anymore?!" Gasped Joe. "Come on Sonic, you gotta use that speed to get out of here!"
"I don't think he's going anywhere" Ganondorf chuckled.
Raiden put his arms around Sonic's neck, putting his hands together and choking Sonic while Tidus mercilessly kicked Sonic in the head. Sonic was almost passed out from the pain. Tidus stepped back and Raiden let Sonic go, then smashed his right elbow onto the hedgehog's back, knocking him down onto the floor. Tidus and Raiden walked over to Sonic and each grabbed an arm, throwing him full-force at the steps. Sonic collided with the steps with a massive crunch, and he fell over on his face, not even so much as moving. Tidus picked up Sonic and brought him up over his head, and proceeded to throw him. Raiden caught Sonic and smashed him head-first into metal pole. Sonic fell several feet to the ground again, and Raiden went on kicking at Sonic's fallen self.
Tidus took a few steps towards the ring apron as Raiden pulled Sonic up as Tidus set up a wooden table nearby. Raiden grinned and ran towards the table, throwing Sonic into the air and catching his lower body. Tidus gripped Sonic's upper body and the two slammed through the table, putting Sonic through it and leaving him a bloody, unconscious mess as they went back into the ring.
"And Sonic...is just decimated" Joe announced, stunned.
"Even I think that was pushing it" Ganondorf added, just as shocked as Joe.
Captain Falcon slid out of the ring as well, leaving a four-on-three as Tidus, Raiden, Pikachu and Crash went head-on with Mario, MegaMan and Cloud. Pikachu and Crash double-teamed Mario while Tidus went at it with Cloud and Raiden fought MegaMan. The referee ran forward and broke things up, sending Pikachu, Tidus and Crash back to their corner, and Mario and Cloud back to the other. MegaMan threw a punch at Raiden, who ducked and tagged in Crash. MegaMan did similarly and tagged Cloud's hand, the sword-wielder running in. Crash ran at Cloud, who hit him with a clothesline and then went into a sleeper hold, gripping Crash tightly and cutting off his air.
Watching this, Tidus leapt off the ring and grabbed the metal chair. At this point, Sonic was struggling to get back onto his feet to walk away, as Solid Snake had a few moments earlier. Tidus smashed Sonic in the head with it, knocking him back down in a familiar scene. The crowd watched, devastated, as Sonic lay hurt beyond imagination. Tidus rushed into the ring with the chair and came running at Cloud. Cloud quickly threw Crash towards Tidus as Tidus swung the chair, leaving the Blitzball player to accidentally strike his own teammate. Cloud ran at Tidus and hit him with a clothesline, then went for a leg-hook pin on Crash.
"1...2...3!"
"CRASH BANDICOOT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!"
"Crash is out!" Joe announced. "That means the three members of the True Axis of Evil will take on the remaining members of the Just-As-True Allies of Good, Mario, MegaMan and Cloud for the rest of the match!"
"We'll be back after this commercial break!" Ganondorf said, as the match faded to commercial.
-------
PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER
If you thought that was insane, you haven't seen anything yet! Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu are gonna go against Mario, Cloud and MegaMan for the remainder of the match, and believe me, if you thought what Tidus and Raiden did to Sonic was bad, wait to see what the remaining three members of each team will do to each other! Well, it won't be THAT bad, but it's gonna be insane! You gotta see it to believe it, and the winners will control the world!
By Hayabusa Will (TheNameIsWill@AOL.Com)
Chapter Six-Smackdown Pt. 1
"Welcome to the Ultimate Wrestling Match for the fate of the world! Hi, I'm Viewtiful Joe"
"And I'm Ganon the Dorf Dragmire" Added Ganondorf. "And we're gonna see the greatest match of all time! We got chosen in a random draw to decide who was going to call the match. Now, we're gonna see who takes control of the world!"
Joe took over. "The current rulers, the True Axis of Evil and their team, which consists of Tidus, Raiden, Pikachu, Crash Bandicoot and Captain Falcon, will be taking on the Just-As-True Allies of Good, which is a hero-oriented team made up of Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, MegaMan, Cloud Strife and Solid Snake"
The theme of Metal Gear Solid began playing and down the ramp came Solid Snake. "And here comes Snake!" Ganondorf announced.
An announcer spoke as Snake came down the ramp. "This match is an elimination team match for the control of the world! Anything goes, and the only way to defeat your opponent is to pin them or make them tap out! First, he is the representative of Konami's heroes and the stealth shooter of The Just-As-True Allies of Good, Solid Snake!"
Snake stepped into the ring and hung against the ropes. Soon after, the theme of MegaMan began playing and the announcer began again. "He is the representative of Capcom power shooter of The Just-As-True Allies of Good, MegaMan!"
MegaMan came down to the ring to a loud amount of cheers. He walked in and high-fived Solid Snake. The two looked down to the ramp and a few seconds later the theme of Final Fantasy 7 played. Girls were heard going absolutely crazy around the arena. Cloud came down the ramp with a smirk, no giant Buster Sword in hand. "Representing Squaresoft, he is the swordsman and power fighter of The Just-As-True Allies of Good, Cloud Strife!" He dashed in and high-fived MegaMan and Snake.
"Hey, how come girls are throwing cloth on the ring?" MegaMan whispered to Snake.
"I'll tell you when you hit robo-puberty" Replied Snake.
Sonic's theme song came blaring next. He came dashing out as nothing to be seen but a blue streak, and faster than the others he was in the ring. "Representing Sega, he is the speedster of The Just-As-True Allies of Good, Sonic the Hedgehog!" Sonic came in and high-fived Cloud, then MegaMan and Snake.
And finally, the crowd went nuts as Mario's theme played. Mario came down in his short-sleeved red shirt. "And finally, he represents Nintendo and is the adventurer and captain of the Just-As-True Allies of Good, MARIO!" Mario walked down and high-fived Sonic, then Cloud, MegaMan and finally Snake.
Next, a catchy beat from the F-Zero series began. "And their opponents. First, he is the power addition of the True Axis of Evil, Captain Falcon!" The crowd booed vigorously as Captain Falcon leapt into the ring, standing on the opposite side as the Allies. It quickly changed to Crash's theme. "And the former Allies member, he is the second addition of the True Axis of Evil, Crash Bandicoot!" Crash came out and gripped Falcon's hand for a handshake.
The theme soon changed to an unfamiliar rock theme. The crowd looked in silence as out came the men themselves. Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu walked out at once, smirking all along. They walked up into the ring and stood, facing the others without giving the others a high five. The stage was set.
"And the stage is set, it's time" Joe said.
The Allies gathered in their corner. "So who's going first?" Asked Snake.
"Let's wait to see who they pick first" Cloud advised.
On the other side, Tidus, Raiden, Pikachu and Captain Falcon stepped behind the ropes as Crash stayed behind, punching the air.
"It looks like the traitor" Snake told them.
"I'll do it" Sonic walked over. "I'm tired of him always being compared to me. I had enough of Crash, it's time I take him down!"
"And it looks like Crash Bandicoot from the Axis team is going against Sonic the Hedgehog from the Allies team" There was a loud 'ding' and the two moved towards each other.
Hero and ex-hero alike moved forward and formed a quick grapple. After a second of struggling, Crash gripped Sonic by the arm and pounded his back with an elbow. He then let go and dashed against the ropes. Sonic quickly dropped and tripped Crash as he came back. The crowd cheered as the hedgehog leapt onto the top ropes and came down, hitting Crash head-on and knocking him down.
"And a high-risk maneuver from Sonic gets the crowd pumping"
"Ah, that overgrown blue rodent won't last the whole match" Ganondorf said.
Crash got to his feet, just as Sonic was bouncing against the ropes. He leapt into the air and did a front-flip, landing on Crash and knocking him down. He went for a quick pin. The referee dashed over and counted. "One...two" Crash kicked out after two. Sonic stepped up and delivered a fast boot to Crash, then went back against the ropes. Crash leapt to his feet and caught Sonic as he came by and threw him into the air. The crowd was gasping all around as Sonic went several feet into the air and came down on his stomach with a loud thud on the mat.
"Oh my lord! That had to hurt!" Joe said. "Sonic was launched several feet into the air and came down hard"
The Bandicoot hero went back against the ropes and stopped, letting himself go for a leg drop. Sonic leapt away, causing Crash to fall and hurt himself. Sonic took a few steps over to the turnbuckle and leapt on the top rope, then back-flipped back for another maneuver to his Crash. He went for another cover, but Crash pushed Sonic away before the referee could even make a count. Sonic pulled Crash up and began to kick at his stomach. He raised his foot for a second kick when Crash caught Sonic's foot and smashed him into the ground. Crash brought Sonic to his knees and began to punch and kick at Sonic, who was too far to reach his partners on the other side of the ring.
Sonic struggled as Crash continued to beat at Sonic with his arms. However, Sonic looked on as the crowd cheered his name. "SO-NIC! SO-NIC! SO-NIC!" He could feel them encouraging him. He could do this! Sonic thrust an elbow at Crash's midsection and ran against the ropes, leaping off them to air-tackle Crash. He then gave a thumbs up, to signal he was going to finish Crash. Most fans seemed to get the message, cheering louder as Sonic went up to the top rope.
Crash started to get to his feet, but looked as Sonic was already on the top rope, about to crush him. Sonic was facing away from Crash, and leapt backwards for a back flip. Crash caught Sonic while he was upside down and facing Crash. Crash held him upside down and fiercely dropped to his knees, which very badly banged Sonic's head against the ground. Sonic fell on his back as Crash went for the leg-hook pin.
"Shouldn't we interrupt the pin?" Asked MegaMan.
Cloud shook his head. "Nah, people never lose this early in the--"
"Three!"
"D'oh" Cloud growled.
"SONIC THE HEDGEHOG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!"
"And Crash has eliminated Sonic somewhat easily to start the match" Joe announced. Crash picked up Sonic by the hair on his head and hurled him out of the ring, leaving the hedgehog half-conscious and hurting.
MegaMan stepped into the ring and held up his buster. "I'm gonna tear you a new one!"
"And MegaMan seems threatening with that buster arm but in truth there are no powers allowed in this match" Joe announced.
"Sucks for him, ha ha!"
Crash ran right at MegaMan, who quickly threw an arm for a clothesline. Crash ducked underneath and hit the other ropes, then came running back. MegaMan prepared for impact, and ended up failing to prepare enough as Crash threw his full stretched body at MegaMan, throwing him into the ropes and sending both fighters out of the ring.
"And both Crash and MegaMan gone to the outside" Ganondorf announced. "Oh wait, what's this?!"
Mario, Snake and Cloud, who were nearby, leapt off the side of the ring and began slamming Crash with a rain of fists, joining MegaMan. The four-on-one attack continued as Crash was thrown into the steps and stamped by them. Sonic, who was still outside, got up and joined the attack all five stomped him, though Sonic looked very weary and was half-heartedly stomping at Crash. However, the cavalry soon arrived as Tidus, Raiden, Pikachu and Captain Falcon came dashing down at the opposing team, knocking them over. Raiden began hitting Snake with fists, while Falcon used his Falcon Punch on Cloud. Mario had his hands full with Pikachu, and Tidus was hitting the still-hurting Sonic. MegaMan raised an arm for a hit to Crash, who kicked at MegaMan's face and then tackled him down to the ground.
"Okay, break it up, break it up!" The referee said, stepping out of the ring and between the teams. The two teams went back to the corners, except for MegaMan and Crash, who were still duking it out.
Crash threw MegaMan into the post in the ring, then reached for a steel chair. He walked over with a grin to MegaMan, who kicked Crash in the face, slamming the chair into his large nose. MegaMan then tucked Crash's head under his arm and fell backwards for a DDT, slamming Crash's face into the chair. The crowd cheered wildly as MegaMan stood up in triumph, Crash laying pained on the ground. MegaMan grabbed Crash by the arm and rolled him into the ring, apparently for a pin.
MegaMan took a step back and made the tag to Cloud as Crash lay hurting. MegaMan lifted up Crash and Cloud struck a foot to Crash's stomach. Crash punched Cloud, only to have it blocked and returned much harder than the worn out Crash could've done. Crash hit the floor and Cloud went for the pin.
"1...2..."
He was then kicked on the back as Raiden came running into the ring. Raiden threw a punch at Cloud, who caught Raiden and lifted him up for a body slam. As this happened, Crash reached the other side of the ring and made a tag to Captain Falcon. Falcon came running in and thrust at arm out across Cloud's chest, knocking him to the ground. He reached the other side of the ring, where Mario leapt onto a high rope and grabbed Falcon, leaving MegaMan and Snake a chance to beat Falcon while MegaMan distracted the referee. Mario climbed down and Falcon took two steps forward before falling on his face. Cloud went for the cover.
"1...2..." C.Falcon kicked out, somehow. Cloud grabbed Falcon by the neck and dragged him back to his corner, making the tag to Solid Snake. Snake came in and kicked Falcon in the chest, then beat him towards the middle of the ring with hard punches.
The two tall men continued in the middle of the ring, hitting each other with fists. Snake finally landed one that caused the crowd to 'Ooh', the impact sounding around the arena. Snake dashed against the ropes and came back, just as Falcon took a step back. "Fal-cone...PUNCH!" Captain Falcon thrust a fiery punch at Snake's stomach, knocking him right to the ground. The crowd booed as Falcon grinned menacingly, stepping back as Solid Snake struggled to get up, completely in pain. Falcon ran against the ropes at Snake, who, somehow, thrust a kick at Captain Falcon's midsection and turned around, putting arms around Falcon's neck and jumping down for the Stone Cold Stunner.
"Stunner! Stunner! Stunner on Falcon! Somehow after that vicious Falcon Punch, Snake uses the Stone Cold Stunner on Falcon!"
Snake staggered back, still hurting and woozy from the Falcon Punch a moment earlier. Unfortunatley, he staggered into the wrong corner. Raiden angrily thrust a kick, slamming Snake in the head. The impact of Raiden's boot on the back of Snake's head sounded around the arena, bringing a hush. Snake stumbled forward from the harsh kick and collapsed, landing on Captain Falcon in the process. The referee ran over and counted. "1... 2... 3!"
"CAPTAIN FALCON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!"
"He did it! I don't believe it! After getting Falcon Punched and kicked in the head by Raiden, Solid Snake manages to win!" Ganondorf yelled.
"But he doesn't have much left. He didn't even move off of Falcon"
Raiden saw this as the opportunity he wanted since Snake kicked him out of FOXHOUND. He walked over to the half-conscious Snake and kicked him in the head, then lifted him up. Ignoring loud boos from the crowd, Raiden punched and kicked at Snake, who was too worn out to do anything but remain on his knees. Raiden ran against the ropes and tackled Snake to the ground, then went for a leg-hook. The referee began the count as MegaMan dashed in, but was intercepted by Crash Bandicoot.
"1...2...3!"
"SOLID SNAKE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!"
"Look at this, Captain Falcon and Solid Snake are both motionless in the ring" Joe observed as Raiden stood triumphant. He kicked Snake, who was having trouble staying conscious at this point. "Oh man, Raiden's just continuing to beat the crap out of Snake. He's mad about what happened. For those who don't know, Snake kicked Raiden out of FOXHOUND for--"
"They know, they know!" Ganondorf interrupted. "And it looks like Mario's gonna step in at this point"
Mario came in and ran at Raiden, who quickly slipped out of the ring. Crash leapt into the ring and knocked Mario down with a running lariat.
"Wait, there's Sonic! Sonic is still up!"
Sonic came running into the ring at Crash, who booted him in the face. Mario punched Crash, and soon Sonic came in. Mario and Sonic continually kicked Crash into the corner until Tidus and Pikachu interrupted. Pikachu tackled Mario and smashed him with his hands and tail, while Tidus threw Sonic out of the ring and leapt after him. As Crash and Pikachu double-teamed Mario, Tidus threw Sonic at the pole, smashing his elbow.
"Oh dear God, Sonic has got to be hurting"
Tidus reached for a chair and smashed Sonic over the head with it, causing the hedgehog to fall to the ground. Raiden came in and began stomping at him. All the meanwhile, MegaMan and Cloud came into the ring and helped out Mario, the three now having the advantage on Pikachu and Crash and beating the crap out of them quite easily. Captain Falcon was back on his feet and tackled Cloud into the ring, smashing his head on the top of the pole. Mario was still hitting Pikachu hard, while Crash and MegaMan went at it.
Back outside, Tidus and Raiden were still double-teaming the already hurt Sonic. As Tidus beat at Sonic with his fists and kicks, Raiden reached for the steps and brought them over, smashing the huge metal steps over Sonic's back. Sonic was screaming in pain at this, trying to clench his back only to have his hand torn away by Tidus, who pulled on Sonic's arm and put extreme pressure on it. Being held in place, Sonic had no way to defend himself as Raiden kicked at Sonic's face and body.
"Oh this isn't right!" Yelled Joe. "Tidus and Raiden double-teaming Sonic, who got beaten already by Crash, and he's been hit with all kinds of metal, this isn't right!"
Tidus picked up Sonic and threw him into the guardrail, which hit Sonic's neck onto the rail. Sonic fell onto the ground again, gripping his neck in pain and coughing. Raiden came back with the steps and slammed them into Sonic's face hard, leaving him too hurt to even yell, blood coming from his nose and mouth at this point. Raiden stepped back and left the stairs on Sonic's face as Tidus came back with the chair and slammed it hard onto the steps, which hurt Sonic even worse.
"Ha ha! Sonic's getting what's coming too him?"
"Dear Jesus, is he even ALIVE anymore?!" Gasped Joe. "Come on Sonic, you gotta use that speed to get out of here!"
"I don't think he's going anywhere" Ganondorf chuckled.
Raiden put his arms around Sonic's neck, putting his hands together and choking Sonic while Tidus mercilessly kicked Sonic in the head. Sonic was almost passed out from the pain. Tidus stepped back and Raiden let Sonic go, then smashed his right elbow onto the hedgehog's back, knocking him down onto the floor. Tidus and Raiden walked over to Sonic and each grabbed an arm, throwing him full-force at the steps. Sonic collided with the steps with a massive crunch, and he fell over on his face, not even so much as moving. Tidus picked up Sonic and brought him up over his head, and proceeded to throw him. Raiden caught Sonic and smashed him head-first into metal pole. Sonic fell several feet to the ground again, and Raiden went on kicking at Sonic's fallen self.
Tidus took a few steps towards the ring apron as Raiden pulled Sonic up as Tidus set up a wooden table nearby. Raiden grinned and ran towards the table, throwing Sonic into the air and catching his lower body. Tidus gripped Sonic's upper body and the two slammed through the table, putting Sonic through it and leaving him a bloody, unconscious mess as they went back into the ring.
"And Sonic...is just decimated" Joe announced, stunned.
"Even I think that was pushing it" Ganondorf added, just as shocked as Joe.
Captain Falcon slid out of the ring as well, leaving a four-on-three as Tidus, Raiden, Pikachu and Crash went head-on with Mario, MegaMan and Cloud. Pikachu and Crash double-teamed Mario while Tidus went at it with Cloud and Raiden fought MegaMan. The referee ran forward and broke things up, sending Pikachu, Tidus and Crash back to their corner, and Mario and Cloud back to the other. MegaMan threw a punch at Raiden, who ducked and tagged in Crash. MegaMan did similarly and tagged Cloud's hand, the sword-wielder running in. Crash ran at Cloud, who hit him with a clothesline and then went into a sleeper hold, gripping Crash tightly and cutting off his air.
Watching this, Tidus leapt off the ring and grabbed the metal chair. At this point, Sonic was struggling to get back onto his feet to walk away, as Solid Snake had a few moments earlier. Tidus smashed Sonic in the head with it, knocking him back down in a familiar scene. The crowd watched, devastated, as Sonic lay hurt beyond imagination. Tidus rushed into the ring with the chair and came running at Cloud. Cloud quickly threw Crash towards Tidus as Tidus swung the chair, leaving the Blitzball player to accidentally strike his own teammate. Cloud ran at Tidus and hit him with a clothesline, then went for a leg-hook pin on Crash.
"1...2...3!"
"CRASH BANDICOOT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!"
"Crash is out!" Joe announced. "That means the three members of the True Axis of Evil will take on the remaining members of the Just-As-True Allies of Good, Mario, MegaMan and Cloud for the rest of the match!"
"We'll be back after this commercial break!" Ganondorf said, as the match faded to commercial.
-------
PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER
If you thought that was insane, you haven't seen anything yet! Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu are gonna go against Mario, Cloud and MegaMan for the remainder of the match, and believe me, if you thought what Tidus and Raiden did to Sonic was bad, wait to see what the remaining three members of each team will do to each other! Well, it won't be THAT bad, but it's gonna be insane! You gotta see it to believe it, and the winners will control the world!