Here's the next part!
Bijou: AAAAAAHH!!!! *runs in a different direction, and loses Inu Yasha*
Inu Yasha: *stops* JEWEL SHARD! I NEED THE JEWEL SHARD!!! *foaming at the mouth*
Boss: Calm down man! Just take a deep breath, and-
Inu Yasha: *screaming in boss's face* I AM CALM! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M LETTING YOU RIDE ON ME! NOW YOU OFF AND BEAT IT, OR I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF, AND TEAR YOU INTO PIECES!!!
Kilala: o_0; rawr?
Inu Yasha: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?!
Boss:....Your breath stinks! And what kind of insane parallel universe are we in anyways?
Inu Yasha: ?_? What kinda weird demon are you?! You should be afraid of-
Boss: I'M NOT A DEMON, I AM A HAMSTER! NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION, YOU STUPID BAKA! *baka is japanese for 'idiot', for those of you who don't know*
Inu Yasha: I ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE!
Kilala: *backs away slowly, then runs off into the woods with Penelope*
Maxwell: *is deep in the woods* Maybe I should go back, and help rescue my friends. But how do I get back? I'm lost! *looks around* send me a sign! ANYTHING! *Kilala comes running towards Maxwell* AAAAAHHHH!!! FORGET I SAID THAT! *starts running like crazy*
Penelope: Ookwee!
Maxwell: it's Penelope! *Kilala picks Maxwell up, and flings him onto her back* So, she's not bad?
Penelope: Ookwee!
Maxwell: I'll take that as a no.*looks in book* I doesn't say anything about this creature!
*Kilala dashes out of the woods, finding Hamtaro and the others*
Oxnard: HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Shippo: Aaaww! Don't be scared little hamster! I'll take good care of you!
Oxnard: ;_;
Stan: Oh great Miroku Sama! Lord of flirting! I can never catch the women's eye like you can! Show me how to give women 'the eye', and 'the look', *and all the other crappy details to get a women's attention, of which I shall not mention, because, again, I am too lazy to do so.* Please?
Miroku: Sure, but just call me Miroku from now on.
Stan: Yes! Anything master!
Sango: Miroku, have you been lying to the hamster thingy?
Miroku: Well no...not really...
Sango: Not really? What did you tell him, monk?
Miroku: My name's Miroku, not monk!
Stan: Am I doing it right? *Stan is seen with one of his eyes closed, and his teeth showing, and his tounge sticking out the side of his mouth*
Miroku: Ya! You're doin' great! *Miroku doesn't even look at Stan * I only told him that I...uuummm...
Stan: *is still smiling freakily* He's Miroku Sama! Lord of catching women's attention!
Sandy: 0_0;
Sando: YOU TOLD HIM THAT YOU WERE A FLIRTING GOD?!?!
Miroku: well no....not really....yea....
Sango: ......... ; MIROKU!!!!!!!!!!*the whole ground shakes and eveyone falls over*
Miroku: Next time, not so loud.
*Kilala returns with Maxwell and Penelope*
Pashmina: Penelope! You're not supposed to leave without my permission!
Penelope: sorry...
Pashmina: 00; did you just say sorry?!
Hamtaro: She just said her first words!
Penelope: Ya, of couse I can talk you bakas! I've always been able to talk ever since- *everyone is staring at her* uuuhh....I mean....uuuhh...Ookwee! ^^;
Oxnard: Well, that was unexpected
Sango: Bad kitty! You're not supposed to run off like that! Especially when we have guests! *whacks Kilala with a news paper*
Kilala: o0; MEYOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
*farther back near the forest, Inu Yasha and Boss are still screaming at each other*
Boss: *cough* my voice hurts
Inu Yasha: aw, shutup!
Boss: You shutup!
Inu Yasha: No, you shutup!
Boss: NO, YOU SHUTUP!!!
Inu Yasha: NO, YOU- *hears rustling* What was that?
Boss: NO, YOU SHUT-*Inu Yahsa grabs Boss*
Inu Yahsa: Put a sock in it for one minute! *something zips by* Oh cr@p! *then six things zip by, and then they all jump out infront of Boss and Inu Yasha*
Leader of the six things: We are the demons, who say NI! *I take no credit for that, because that quote is full property of the creators of the wonderful insane world of Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
Boss: okaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *six creatures who look like humans with antlers and horns sticking out of their head and long skinny tails, and are wearing brown paper bags on their heads with eye holes cut out, stand infront of them*
Inu Yasha: 0__0;
Leader: NI! *the six followers do the same* NI! NI! NI! NI! NI!
Inu Yasha: AAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!!
Boss: It's just a word!
Inu Yasha: The legends say that those who come across the 'Demons of Ni', shall never return alive. Their evil chanting cause their brains to melt, their eyeballs to pop out, their ears to steam, THEIR NOSTRILS TO PLUG! THEIR KNEE CAPS TO SLIT! THEIR STOMACHS TO BURST! AND THEIR BRONCHI TO SPLIT, AND-
Boss: That's just gross.
Inu Yasha: There is one word that the 'Demons of Ni' all dread though.
Boss: What word is that?
Inu Yasha: *in a dying voice* The word is....the word is....is...
Boss: Cut the dramtics, and just tell me the d@mn word!
Inu Yasha: .....I forget what the word is.
Boss: KUSO! ($hit!)
*back 2 Hamtaro and others*
Kagome: Where's Inu Yasha?* she's STILL rubbing Hamtaro to her cheek*
Hamtaro: This is starting to hurt!
Stan: Not now, i'm busy. So you were saying?
Miroku: Just raise an eyebrow, stick out you chest, and look at the girl to impress her!
Sango: *grabs Miroku by the ear* That's enough lies for today!
Miroku: Leggo! That hurts!
Stan: Lies?! Those were lies?!
Miroku: NO! Sango's just jelouse!
Shippo: *is still hugging Oxnard like crazy*
Sango: I'm gonna go look for Inu Yasha *hops on Kilala, who transforms*and you're coming with me!
Miroku: fine. *Miroku calls out for the name of his racoon buddy who wears all the clothes and has a leaf on his head, and of whom I do not know the name of, so I shall call him...Racoon Dude.*
Racoon Dude: You called for me Master Miroku?
Miroku: I need transportation
Racoon Dude: Right Master! *transforms into that weird huge flying slug thing (I don't know what the hell it is!) anyhoo, he transforms, as I said earlier, into a giant slug thing, of which I do not know of, but he transforms anyways, and I do not know what he is, but he transforms into the ginat yellow flying thingy, and he- *gets pulled away by Kohaku, A.K.A. Sango's little brother, and gets shoved in a closet and locked up*
Kohaku: You may now, return to what you were doing.
*goes back to 'Demons of Ni' scene*
Inu Yasha:......I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA THROW UP, AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!
Kohaku: *switches remote control on pause* Now, in case of emergancies, stick your head between your legs, and kiss you @$$ goodbye. And barfbags are located on the right side of the computer. You may now return to your program. *switches romote back to play*
Boss: What was that about?
Inu Yasha: I don't know...I DON'T KNOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boss: Chill out
Inu yasha: NO! YOU CHILL OUT! YOU IMPOSSIBLE, INSANE, IGNORANT, RODENT!!!
Demons of Ni: NI!!! NI!! NI!!! NI!! NI!!! NI!!
Inu Yahsa: IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWIN' YA!!
Boss: It's just a word
Will the 'Demons of 'Ni' prevail, making Inu Yasha perish? Or will Inu Yasha survive? More insanity coming soon!
Bijou: AAAAAAHH!!!! *runs in a different direction, and loses Inu Yasha*
Inu Yasha: *stops* JEWEL SHARD! I NEED THE JEWEL SHARD!!! *foaming at the mouth*
Boss: Calm down man! Just take a deep breath, and-
Inu Yasha: *screaming in boss's face* I AM CALM! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M LETTING YOU RIDE ON ME! NOW YOU OFF AND BEAT IT, OR I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF, AND TEAR YOU INTO PIECES!!!
Kilala: o_0; rawr?
Inu Yasha: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?!
Boss:....Your breath stinks! And what kind of insane parallel universe are we in anyways?
Inu Yasha: ?_? What kinda weird demon are you?! You should be afraid of-
Boss: I'M NOT A DEMON, I AM A HAMSTER! NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION, YOU STUPID BAKA! *baka is japanese for 'idiot', for those of you who don't know*
Inu Yasha: I ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE!
Kilala: *backs away slowly, then runs off into the woods with Penelope*
Maxwell: *is deep in the woods* Maybe I should go back, and help rescue my friends. But how do I get back? I'm lost! *looks around* send me a sign! ANYTHING! *Kilala comes running towards Maxwell* AAAAAHHHH!!! FORGET I SAID THAT! *starts running like crazy*
Penelope: Ookwee!
Maxwell: it's Penelope! *Kilala picks Maxwell up, and flings him onto her back* So, she's not bad?
Penelope: Ookwee!
Maxwell: I'll take that as a no.*looks in book* I doesn't say anything about this creature!
*Kilala dashes out of the woods, finding Hamtaro and the others*
Oxnard: HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Shippo: Aaaww! Don't be scared little hamster! I'll take good care of you!
Oxnard: ;_;
Stan: Oh great Miroku Sama! Lord of flirting! I can never catch the women's eye like you can! Show me how to give women 'the eye', and 'the look', *and all the other crappy details to get a women's attention, of which I shall not mention, because, again, I am too lazy to do so.* Please?
Miroku: Sure, but just call me Miroku from now on.
Stan: Yes! Anything master!
Sango: Miroku, have you been lying to the hamster thingy?
Miroku: Well no...not really...
Sango: Not really? What did you tell him, monk?
Miroku: My name's Miroku, not monk!
Stan: Am I doing it right? *Stan is seen with one of his eyes closed, and his teeth showing, and his tounge sticking out the side of his mouth*
Miroku: Ya! You're doin' great! *Miroku doesn't even look at Stan * I only told him that I...uuummm...
Stan: *is still smiling freakily* He's Miroku Sama! Lord of catching women's attention!
Sandy: 0_0;
Sando: YOU TOLD HIM THAT YOU WERE A FLIRTING GOD?!?!
Miroku: well no....not really....yea....
Sango: ......... ; MIROKU!!!!!!!!!!*the whole ground shakes and eveyone falls over*
Miroku: Next time, not so loud.
*Kilala returns with Maxwell and Penelope*
Pashmina: Penelope! You're not supposed to leave without my permission!
Penelope: sorry...
Pashmina: 00; did you just say sorry?!
Hamtaro: She just said her first words!
Penelope: Ya, of couse I can talk you bakas! I've always been able to talk ever since- *everyone is staring at her* uuuhh....I mean....uuuhh...Ookwee! ^^;
Oxnard: Well, that was unexpected
Sango: Bad kitty! You're not supposed to run off like that! Especially when we have guests! *whacks Kilala with a news paper*
Kilala: o0; MEYOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
*farther back near the forest, Inu Yasha and Boss are still screaming at each other*
Boss: *cough* my voice hurts
Inu Yasha: aw, shutup!
Boss: You shutup!
Inu Yasha: No, you shutup!
Boss: NO, YOU SHUTUP!!!
Inu Yasha: NO, YOU- *hears rustling* What was that?
Boss: NO, YOU SHUT-*Inu Yahsa grabs Boss*
Inu Yahsa: Put a sock in it for one minute! *something zips by* Oh cr@p! *then six things zip by, and then they all jump out infront of Boss and Inu Yasha*
Leader of the six things: We are the demons, who say NI! *I take no credit for that, because that quote is full property of the creators of the wonderful insane world of Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
Boss: okaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *six creatures who look like humans with antlers and horns sticking out of their head and long skinny tails, and are wearing brown paper bags on their heads with eye holes cut out, stand infront of them*
Inu Yasha: 0__0;
Leader: NI! *the six followers do the same* NI! NI! NI! NI! NI!
Inu Yasha: AAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!!
Boss: It's just a word!
Inu Yasha: The legends say that those who come across the 'Demons of Ni', shall never return alive. Their evil chanting cause their brains to melt, their eyeballs to pop out, their ears to steam, THEIR NOSTRILS TO PLUG! THEIR KNEE CAPS TO SLIT! THEIR STOMACHS TO BURST! AND THEIR BRONCHI TO SPLIT, AND-
Boss: That's just gross.
Inu Yasha: There is one word that the 'Demons of Ni' all dread though.
Boss: What word is that?
Inu Yasha: *in a dying voice* The word is....the word is....is...
Boss: Cut the dramtics, and just tell me the d@mn word!
Inu Yasha: .....I forget what the word is.
Boss: KUSO! ($hit!)
*back 2 Hamtaro and others*
Kagome: Where's Inu Yasha?* she's STILL rubbing Hamtaro to her cheek*
Hamtaro: This is starting to hurt!
Stan: Not now, i'm busy. So you were saying?
Miroku: Just raise an eyebrow, stick out you chest, and look at the girl to impress her!
Sango: *grabs Miroku by the ear* That's enough lies for today!
Miroku: Leggo! That hurts!
Stan: Lies?! Those were lies?!
Miroku: NO! Sango's just jelouse!
Shippo: *is still hugging Oxnard like crazy*
Sango: I'm gonna go look for Inu Yasha *hops on Kilala, who transforms*and you're coming with me!
Miroku: fine. *Miroku calls out for the name of his racoon buddy who wears all the clothes and has a leaf on his head, and of whom I do not know the name of, so I shall call him...Racoon Dude.*
Racoon Dude: You called for me Master Miroku?
Miroku: I need transportation
Racoon Dude: Right Master! *transforms into that weird huge flying slug thing (I don't know what the hell it is!) anyhoo, he transforms, as I said earlier, into a giant slug thing, of which I do not know of, but he transforms anyways, and I do not know what he is, but he transforms into the ginat yellow flying thingy, and he- *gets pulled away by Kohaku, A.K.A. Sango's little brother, and gets shoved in a closet and locked up*
Kohaku: You may now, return to what you were doing.
*goes back to 'Demons of Ni' scene*
Inu Yasha:......I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA THROW UP, AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!
Kohaku: *switches remote control on pause* Now, in case of emergancies, stick your head between your legs, and kiss you @$$ goodbye. And barfbags are located on the right side of the computer. You may now return to your program. *switches romote back to play*
Boss: What was that about?
Inu Yasha: I don't know...I DON'T KNOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boss: Chill out
Inu yasha: NO! YOU CHILL OUT! YOU IMPOSSIBLE, INSANE, IGNORANT, RODENT!!!
Demons of Ni: NI!!! NI!! NI!!! NI!! NI!!! NI!!
Inu Yahsa: IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWIN' YA!!
Boss: It's just a word
Will the 'Demons of 'Ni' prevail, making Inu Yasha perish? Or will Inu Yasha survive? More insanity coming soon!