This is the most insane chapter yet! :D Oh man I need help...
Demon of NI: YOU SHALL PERISH!!! NI!!! NI!!! NI!!!
Inu Yasha: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kilala jumps into the scene, and so does the flying racoon slug, scaring off the 'Demons of Ni'*
Inu Yasha: Thank you! *faints*
Bijou: Eez eet safe to come out?
Kagome: Inu yasha's unconcious, so yes.
Bijou: phew! *comes out from behind the bushes*
They all go back to the well, where they were before, which is the well, and which is where they were before, and-*
Dexter: You're just as bad as the author!
Howdy: Ya! And why aren't we in the story?!
Kohaku: Gee, I dunno, why don't you ask the author? *throws howdy and dexter in the closet with the author* *laughs evily*
Dexter: Well, thanks for puttin us in here Howdy! -_-;
Howdy: Sure thing Dex, but author, why didn't you put us in the story?
*Groan*
*back to well scene*
Hamtaro: I think i'm ready to go home now.
Oxnard: Ya, if the fox would let me go!
Shippo: Oh, angelpuss! *cuddles Oxnard*
Oxnard: I miss Kana calling me that. ;_;
Maxwell: I've never read about this place in my books*
Kagome: well, t shouldn't be in your books either.
*Shippo is seen with Oxnard dressed up in a dress, along with some other stuffed animals, sitting around a stump with tea cups and tiny plates*
Shippo: Would you like a cookie miss angelpuss? *holds cookie infront of Oxnard's face*
Boss: Man i'm glad that's not me in that dress!
Oxnard: How insulting! I'm not a girl! But that cookie does look tempting! *eats cookie*
Bijou: Why does the scary person with the dog ears keep chasing me?
Kagome: He's after the jewel shard you're holding *points to jewel shard bijou's holding*
Bijou: So, if I gave eet to him, he would stop chasing me?
Kagome: Exactly! *she rubs Hamtaro against her cheek, so that his fur's almost completely rubbed off*
Hamtaro: Can you please stop doing that?
Inu yasha: *wakes up* JEWEL SHARD! I NEED THE JEWEL SHARD!!!
Boss: I swear, this guy's freakin' insane! He foams at the mouth, freaking out over a tiny little pink sliver of rock, screams in my ear for no good reason, and he's afraid of the simple word, 'Ni'!
Inu Yasha: DON'T SAY THAT! *covers his ears, screaming*
Boss: -_-; see? he's a freak!
Stan: ya, just like you!
Boss: SHUTUP!!!
Kagome: *she FINALLY puts Hamtaro down, and pats inu yasha on the head* Don't worry. It's okay. You can open your ears now.
Maxwell; Ears can't technically open, for you see-
Kagome: ya, I know! Just be quiet!
Sandy: Ya! Zip it, book freak!
Maxwell: 0_0; B-but, Sandy!
Sandy: You heard me!
Maxwell:.......
Bijou: uuummm...*stares up at inu yasha* Monsier Inu Yasha, here is the jewel shard you wanted.
Inu Yasha: hmm? *sees Bijou* oh! uuuhh...thanks! *takes jewel shard* You know, you're not bad for a demon!
Maxwell: For the last time, WE ARE NOT DEMONS! WE ARE HAMSTERS!!!
Inu Yasha: Okay! Okay! Yeesh! Sensitive little guys!
Kagome: Oh, i'm gonna miss you little guy! *tries to pick up Hamtaro*
Hamtaro: 0_0; Stay away from me! You've rubbed enough of my fur off! *runs back to the well*
Stan: Woah! Someone needs a chill pill!
Hamtaro: I DON'T DO DRUGS!!!
Miroku: It's just an expression
Oxnard: Pill? I'm hungry!
Shippo: Here. You can have my last cookie.
Oxnard: Wow! Thanks kid! *eats it* I'm actually gonna kinda miss you!
Shippo: *sniff* G-Goodbye angel p-puss! *hugs him tightly, and starts crying*
Oxnard: GASP! Do you think you cold put me down now? *Shippo puts Oxnard down*
Penelope: *pats Kilala and says goodbye, but she whispers it to Kilala, so everyone can't hear her talking properly, because she's really a secret spy, sent out by, well,...I shouldn't be telling you that, otherwise, I'd be ruining the secret, now wouldn't I? ;)*
Boss: Finally! We're outta he-*Shippo picks up Boss*
Shippo: I'll miss ya Fluffy!
Boss: FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME'S NOT FLUFFY!!!
Sesshomaru: And Fluffy's my name! Not his!
Inu Yasha: GET OUT OF HERE! NO ONE INVITED YOU, BLANKET BOY!
Sesshomaru: Ha! That doesn't hurt me anymore! I'M INVINCEABLE!!! :D
Inu Yasha: Oh crap! uuuuuhhh....NI!!!
Sesshomaru: 0__0;
Inu Yasha: NI! YES! I AM THE DEMON WHO SAYS, NI!!! NI! NI! NI!!!!
Sesshomaru: AAAAAUUUUGH!!! IT BURNS!!!!! *runs off into the woods, covering his ears*
Kagome: That guy's got issues!
Inu Yasha: You just realized that?! *switches remote on pause (again XD)*
Kohaku: Now, when Sesshomaru, erm..I mean, Fluffy or any other threatening creature appears out of no where to kill or torment you, you must learn how to defend yourself properly! So, you look the enemy straight in the eye, take a deep breath, puff out you chest, and shout out NI!!! No, not NU! or NOH! Or NA! NI! Say it with me! NI! No, no, no! You're not doing it correctly! You say, NI! Yes! You got it! Now say it! Say it till the enemies brains melt, their eyeballs to pop out, their ears steam, THEIR NOSTRILS PLUG! THEIR KNEE CAPS TO SLIT! THEIR STOMACHS BURSTS! AND THEIR BRONCHI SPLIT, AND ELBOWS SHIRIVEL, AND LIVER BURNS, AND THEIR BUTT EXPLODES!!!! DO IT TILL THE BLOOD FLOWS AND DRIPS FROM THEIR EYES AND FINGERNAILS, AND TILL THEY SPLIT THEIR THROATS FROM SCREAMING SO LOUD!!! MAKE THEM SUFFER LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!! *starts laughing insanely, falls off the chair, and is carried out by Naraku, throwing him into the closet*
Howdy: So what's your story?
Kohamku: *is still laughing insanely*
Naraku: *grumbles* Bloody bakas! *switches remote to play*
Sandy: Why do they keep doing that?!
Maxwell: Maybe to put some humor into this, you know?
Boss: Personally, I think it's annoying everyone who's reading this! Especially me! *bites Shippo*
Shippo: EEEP! HE BIT ME! BAD HAMSTER!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *cries*
Inu Yasha: *picks him up* You'd better get goin'
Pashmina: Okay! Bye!
Penelope: Ookwee!
Sango: Good bye...little...hamsterish...rabbit things...
Maxwell: -_-; when will they get it right?
*they all go through the well, back to their own world*
Maxwell:........Well that was interesting!
Boss: What a bunch of weirdos! That dog man screamed so loud at me, that I think my ear drums started to bleed!
Oxnard: That fox boy practically squeezed the life out of me!
Hamtaro: She rubbed my fur off! ;_;
Sandy: Yikes! You're right! *looks at Hamtaro who barely has any fur left* You're pink!
Bijou: *sniff* WHAAAAAAH!!! I MISS MY PRETTY ROCK!
Maxwell: Don't worry! We'll find another! *thinking, in his head* Oh god, don't let her find another!
Stan: That monk taought me some good moves there!
Sandy: He was teaching you wrong. Those wern't real proper moves!
Stan: They wern't? You sure?
Sandy: Like, ya
Stan: *cries and sandy drags him home*
*they all go home*
Laura: Hamtaro! What happened to your fur?!
Hamtaro: -_-; don't ask!
The End Naraku: Thank you for reading this...erm....insane retarded fic, and I am sorry you had to put up with my boring voice for the last quarter of this story
Kohaku: Next time, let me voice the story!
Author: And let us out!
Howdy: And next time, author, put me in the story!
*muffled angry shouting is heard*
Naraku: Well, good day, or good night, or whatever the hell the time is over where you live. To make it easy, have a nice life, and we hope you had fun.
.......................................................Now it's 'The End'............................................................
Demon of NI: YOU SHALL PERISH!!! NI!!! NI!!! NI!!!
Inu Yasha: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kilala jumps into the scene, and so does the flying racoon slug, scaring off the 'Demons of Ni'*
Inu Yasha: Thank you! *faints*
Bijou: Eez eet safe to come out?
Kagome: Inu yasha's unconcious, so yes.
Bijou: phew! *comes out from behind the bushes*
They all go back to the well, where they were before, which is the well, and which is where they were before, and-*
Dexter: You're just as bad as the author!
Howdy: Ya! And why aren't we in the story?!
Kohaku: Gee, I dunno, why don't you ask the author? *throws howdy and dexter in the closet with the author* *laughs evily*
Dexter: Well, thanks for puttin us in here Howdy! -_-;
Howdy: Sure thing Dex, but author, why didn't you put us in the story?
*Groan*
*back to well scene*
Hamtaro: I think i'm ready to go home now.
Oxnard: Ya, if the fox would let me go!
Shippo: Oh, angelpuss! *cuddles Oxnard*
Oxnard: I miss Kana calling me that. ;_;
Maxwell: I've never read about this place in my books*
Kagome: well, t shouldn't be in your books either.
*Shippo is seen with Oxnard dressed up in a dress, along with some other stuffed animals, sitting around a stump with tea cups and tiny plates*
Shippo: Would you like a cookie miss angelpuss? *holds cookie infront of Oxnard's face*
Boss: Man i'm glad that's not me in that dress!
Oxnard: How insulting! I'm not a girl! But that cookie does look tempting! *eats cookie*
Bijou: Why does the scary person with the dog ears keep chasing me?
Kagome: He's after the jewel shard you're holding *points to jewel shard bijou's holding*
Bijou: So, if I gave eet to him, he would stop chasing me?
Kagome: Exactly! *she rubs Hamtaro against her cheek, so that his fur's almost completely rubbed off*
Hamtaro: Can you please stop doing that?
Inu yasha: *wakes up* JEWEL SHARD! I NEED THE JEWEL SHARD!!!
Boss: I swear, this guy's freakin' insane! He foams at the mouth, freaking out over a tiny little pink sliver of rock, screams in my ear for no good reason, and he's afraid of the simple word, 'Ni'!
Inu Yasha: DON'T SAY THAT! *covers his ears, screaming*
Boss: -_-; see? he's a freak!
Stan: ya, just like you!
Boss: SHUTUP!!!
Kagome: *she FINALLY puts Hamtaro down, and pats inu yasha on the head* Don't worry. It's okay. You can open your ears now.
Maxwell; Ears can't technically open, for you see-
Kagome: ya, I know! Just be quiet!
Sandy: Ya! Zip it, book freak!
Maxwell: 0_0; B-but, Sandy!
Sandy: You heard me!
Maxwell:.......
Bijou: uuummm...*stares up at inu yasha* Monsier Inu Yasha, here is the jewel shard you wanted.
Inu Yasha: hmm? *sees Bijou* oh! uuuhh...thanks! *takes jewel shard* You know, you're not bad for a demon!
Maxwell: For the last time, WE ARE NOT DEMONS! WE ARE HAMSTERS!!!
Inu Yasha: Okay! Okay! Yeesh! Sensitive little guys!
Kagome: Oh, i'm gonna miss you little guy! *tries to pick up Hamtaro*
Hamtaro: 0_0; Stay away from me! You've rubbed enough of my fur off! *runs back to the well*
Stan: Woah! Someone needs a chill pill!
Hamtaro: I DON'T DO DRUGS!!!
Miroku: It's just an expression
Oxnard: Pill? I'm hungry!
Shippo: Here. You can have my last cookie.
Oxnard: Wow! Thanks kid! *eats it* I'm actually gonna kinda miss you!
Shippo: *sniff* G-Goodbye angel p-puss! *hugs him tightly, and starts crying*
Oxnard: GASP! Do you think you cold put me down now? *Shippo puts Oxnard down*
Penelope: *pats Kilala and says goodbye, but she whispers it to Kilala, so everyone can't hear her talking properly, because she's really a secret spy, sent out by, well,...I shouldn't be telling you that, otherwise, I'd be ruining the secret, now wouldn't I? ;)*
Boss: Finally! We're outta he-*Shippo picks up Boss*
Shippo: I'll miss ya Fluffy!
Boss: FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME'S NOT FLUFFY!!!
Sesshomaru: And Fluffy's my name! Not his!
Inu Yasha: GET OUT OF HERE! NO ONE INVITED YOU, BLANKET BOY!
Sesshomaru: Ha! That doesn't hurt me anymore! I'M INVINCEABLE!!! :D
Inu Yasha: Oh crap! uuuuuhhh....NI!!!
Sesshomaru: 0__0;
Inu Yasha: NI! YES! I AM THE DEMON WHO SAYS, NI!!! NI! NI! NI!!!!
Sesshomaru: AAAAAUUUUGH!!! IT BURNS!!!!! *runs off into the woods, covering his ears*
Kagome: That guy's got issues!
Inu Yasha: You just realized that?! *switches remote on pause (again XD)*
Kohaku: Now, when Sesshomaru, erm..I mean, Fluffy or any other threatening creature appears out of no where to kill or torment you, you must learn how to defend yourself properly! So, you look the enemy straight in the eye, take a deep breath, puff out you chest, and shout out NI!!! No, not NU! or NOH! Or NA! NI! Say it with me! NI! No, no, no! You're not doing it correctly! You say, NI! Yes! You got it! Now say it! Say it till the enemies brains melt, their eyeballs to pop out, their ears steam, THEIR NOSTRILS PLUG! THEIR KNEE CAPS TO SLIT! THEIR STOMACHS BURSTS! AND THEIR BRONCHI SPLIT, AND ELBOWS SHIRIVEL, AND LIVER BURNS, AND THEIR BUTT EXPLODES!!!! DO IT TILL THE BLOOD FLOWS AND DRIPS FROM THEIR EYES AND FINGERNAILS, AND TILL THEY SPLIT THEIR THROATS FROM SCREAMING SO LOUD!!! MAKE THEM SUFFER LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!! *starts laughing insanely, falls off the chair, and is carried out by Naraku, throwing him into the closet*
Howdy: So what's your story?
Kohamku: *is still laughing insanely*
Naraku: *grumbles* Bloody bakas! *switches remote to play*
Sandy: Why do they keep doing that?!
Maxwell: Maybe to put some humor into this, you know?
Boss: Personally, I think it's annoying everyone who's reading this! Especially me! *bites Shippo*
Shippo: EEEP! HE BIT ME! BAD HAMSTER!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *cries*
Inu Yasha: *picks him up* You'd better get goin'
Pashmina: Okay! Bye!
Penelope: Ookwee!
Sango: Good bye...little...hamsterish...rabbit things...
Maxwell: -_-; when will they get it right?
*they all go through the well, back to their own world*
Maxwell:........Well that was interesting!
Boss: What a bunch of weirdos! That dog man screamed so loud at me, that I think my ear drums started to bleed!
Oxnard: That fox boy practically squeezed the life out of me!
Hamtaro: She rubbed my fur off! ;_;
Sandy: Yikes! You're right! *looks at Hamtaro who barely has any fur left* You're pink!
Bijou: *sniff* WHAAAAAAH!!! I MISS MY PRETTY ROCK!
Maxwell: Don't worry! We'll find another! *thinking, in his head* Oh god, don't let her find another!
Stan: That monk taought me some good moves there!
Sandy: He was teaching you wrong. Those wern't real proper moves!
Stan: They wern't? You sure?
Sandy: Like, ya
Stan: *cries and sandy drags him home*
*they all go home*
Laura: Hamtaro! What happened to your fur?!
Hamtaro: -_-; don't ask!
The End Naraku: Thank you for reading this...erm....insane retarded fic, and I am sorry you had to put up with my boring voice for the last quarter of this story
Kohaku: Next time, let me voice the story!
Author: And let us out!
Howdy: And next time, author, put me in the story!
*muffled angry shouting is heard*
Naraku: Well, good day, or good night, or whatever the hell the time is over where you live. To make it easy, have a nice life, and we hope you had fun.
.......................................................Now it's 'The End'............................................................