A/N: Yes, I know I'm lacking humor in the last chapter, and probably this one too. But after this one there will be a return of humor! And pie. Mostly humor. But I tried to fit some humor into this one.
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The True Axis of Evil Take Over the World!
By Hayabusa Will (TheNameIsWill@AOL.Com)
Chapter Nine-Final Shodown
Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu were sitting around on their thrones, watching their big-screen TVs.
"We now return to Babe Gets What's Coming To Him" The TV announcer said as the image of a pig getting chased by a bunch of farmers with pitchforks and torches.
"Hey Mr. Tiduson, Mr. Raidiens and Mr. Uh...Chu, your game is too unbalanced" Complained Shadow, walking up to them. "Your characters are too cheap"
"Well, we ARE a reflection of the author in this FanFic, and he's into super cheap" Replied Raiden. "His ex-girlfriend would know that"
"Well, I don't like your game" Shadow complained. "I should've been in it"
"Yes..." An annoyed Tidus groaned. "Any other business?"
"Yes, your pizza's done" Shadow handed them a plate with a fresh-looking pizza on it.
"Ooh" The three looked over the pizza.
"Hey wait" Pikachu stood up. "You invited a delivery boy to our castle?!"
Shadow quickly began to panic. "No, it's not delivery! It's Digiorno!"
"Guards, take him to the brig" Yelled Tidus.
"Wait...no...no...NOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Shadow as Ganondorf's pig guards dragged him away.
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"NOW!" Yelled Mario, kicking down a door. The Just-As-True Allies of Good leapt in.
"Time to die!" Yelled Snake.
"AH!" Screamed a guy in a dress. "Who are you and what do you want?!"
"Oh, sorry, wrong house" Apologized Sonic before they all left.
They went over to the next house and Mario kicked down the door. "Time to die!" Yelled Snake again, pointing his gun.
"Allies?!" Growled Tidus. "Bring it on!"
Raiden smirked, confident as the Allies had already been beaten once. "It's a beautiful day...to kick your ass!"
"Well, we have a foolproof plan to beat you..." Cloud stated. "So I'd suggest you give up now because...we know"
The three stopped dead in their tracks. "Y-you...know?" Gasped Pikachu, shocked.
"Yes" Grinned MegaMan. "And we shall use it to our advantage!"
"Not so fast!" Tidus growled. "Let's go, guys!"
Wakka, Crash and Captain Falcon dashed up, grinning. "Let's see ya take THIS!" Wakka heaved a Blitzball at them. The five took a jump away and came running up.
"I'll beat you again, Sonic!" Crash leapt at Sonic, grabbing the top of his head and swinging around to come back and hit Falcon, sending him flying into Wakka. The two smashed into the wall and fell over.
"Crash, what's wrong with you?!" Growled Tidus. "That was the worst move I've ever seen!"
Mario smirked. "Crash was-a never on-a your team. He went-a undercover and gave us what we needed to beat you once and for all!"
"What?!" Gasped Raiden. "You...tricked us?!"
"Sure did" Crash grinned. He stood with the other five members of his team. "And now, reunited with my team, I shall fight for truth, justice and all that jazz!"
"Villains!" Yelled Tidus.
Bowser, Ganondorf, Dr. Eggman and Sephiroth came in through the roof on ropes. Dr. Cortex floated in afterwards with his hovering machine thingy, and Liquid Snake joined so Solid Snake would have an opponent as well.
(A/N: For reference purposes, Solid Snake will just be Snake and Liquid Snake will be Liquid from this point on)
"Fighting villains is what we do, fools!" Mario grinned. "You better get ready, this shouldn't take long!"
"Oh yeah, I'd like to see you do anything to u--" Bowser was interrupted as Mario punched him in the head, pelted him with a fireball and leapt through the air with his Super Jump Punch combo. Mario grabbed Bowser by the tail and threw him into the others.
"That's nothing! Bowser is weak! TAKE THIS!" Dr. Eggman sent missiles flying in every direction.
Dr. Cortex joined him with his lasers from the air. "YOU SHALL LOSE!"
Sonic and Crash came dashing up towards them. Sonic nodded to Crash, who began spinning. Sonic ran towards Crash and picked him up, running at Eggman. The combined power of Crash's spinning and Sonic's built-up speed crushed Eggman's Egg-Walker in one shot. Sonic took a quick jump, which allowed Crash to gain altitude. Crash used his Super Body Slam, crushing Dr. Cortex as he came down towards the ground.
Cloud and Sephiroth meanwhile faced off, holding their swords towards each other, not moving. We'll come back to that fight. Liquid Snake began shooting at Solid Snake. Snake took a jump to the left as Liquid came after him. Snake took out his gun and shot at Liquid, who ducked. MegaMan shot Liquid from behind, which gave Snake a change to choke Liquid and leave him choking on the ground.
Ganondorf grinned. "Hey, look, you're not my enemy, and I'm not yours. We shouldn't be fighting. Let's call it a stalemate and end the fight now"
"You're right" MegaMan nodded.
"Really?" Ganondorf asked, shocked.
"NO!" Yelled MegaMan, shooting a small device at Ganondorf. It exploded and sent him flying through the roof, Ganondorf becoming a star in the distance.
"So..." Began Cloud.
"So..."
"You're a power hungry jerk, and I'm here to slay you, blah blah blah" Cloud began.
"You're weak, blah blah blah" Sephiroth muttered.
The two ran at each other, but before Sephiroth could do anything else, Mario, Sonic, Crash, Snake and MegaMan leapt on him. Cloud shrugged and lifted his sword into the air. "FORE!" He yelled, whacking Sephiroth through the area where the kicked-down door was.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Sephiroth as he was sent flying into a yard marked 'WARNING: RABID HAMSTERS'. He let out a blood-curling scream as he was mauled by the hamsters.
The six members of the Allies smirked as they approached the three members of the Axis. "It's-a time for you to go down" Mario stated.
Tidus picked up his blade. "The wrestling match was close because I didn't have my sword! Not the one that matters, anyway"
"Ditto with me" Raiden added, picking up his gun.
"My electricty can handle you" Pikachu stood up, sparks coming from his cheeks. Tidus next to him, and Raiden next to Tidus, the three walked towards the opposing Allies.
"NOW LET'S GO!" Yelled MegaMan. "OUR ULTIMATE PLAN!"
"What?!" Yelled the three in unison.
"Crash told us your three fears once you let them out!" Cloud announced. "Now we'll take you down with them!"
"OH NO!" Gasped the Axis.
"I choose you, Spinarak and Ariados!" Yelled Solid Snake, throwing six Pokéballs into the air. Out of them came four Ariados and two Spinarak, the giant spiders approaching the Axis.
"And these!" Added Mario, opening up a chest. Several of the Skullwallta that Ganondorf once had but were beaten down by Link and caputred emerged, forming webs on the wall and climbing down towards the Axis as the spider Pokémon did.
"And we also got rights to Eight-Legged Freaks!" Added Cloud. Half a dozen giant spiders came bursting into the castle.
"Ah! SPIDERS!" Yelled the Axis.
"And meet our friends" Mario grinned, pointing to the space where the door was. In entered a pink-wearing princess. "This is-a Peach"
"And my friend, Amy" Sonic pointed to Amy, who had barely made a getaway with the other members of the Resistance.
"And meet Roll" Added MegaMan. In entered a blonde robot, smaller than MegaMan.
"And these are Aeris Gainsborough, Tifa Lockhart and Yuffie Kisarangi" Cloud smirked as three women from his party walked in. The girl in a pink dress, Aeris, complete with staff. A girl with revealing clothing, Tifa, and the oddest-looking ninja girl ever, Yuffie.
"Ah! WOMEN!" Gasped the Axis, cowering in fear.
"And, with Polymerization, we fused a spider with some women" Added Cloud as two women came in in skin-tight spider suits. And I mean skin tight. Emphasis on tight. Yeah, you get the point. But they were spider-ish. "They're actually Paine and Rikku from Final Fantasy X-2. Creepy, huh?"
"AH! SPIDER-WOMEN!" Yelled the Axis.
Tidus let out a girly scream. The spiders, women and spider-women approached them. Tidus looked horrified at this sight. "This is...like a nightmare...nightmare...nightmare...before I go, I shall yell...DAVE MATTHEWS BAND ROCKS!...rocks!...rocks!...rocks!..."
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"Tidus? Tidus?" Asked Raiden.
Tidus opened his eyes. "Wha...it all just was a dream?"
"No, it wasn't" Pikachu shook his head.
"So then everything that happened...was real?" Asked Tidus wearily.
Raiden nodded. "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band does not rock" He said as Pikachu shook his head to concur.
"We're still cornered, you know!" Pikachu pointed out as the three found themselves against the wall, with their fears cornering them.
"Save us, Jebus!" Raiden cried, curling into the fetal position.
Pikachu shook his head. "No, there's onle one man who can help us now. And that man is...CATS!" Yelled Pikachu. "CATS, help!"
"All this are belong to your problem which are belong to you!" Yelled CATS as he ran past this scene out the door with a suitcase in hand.
"Well, we're boned" Pikachu said, as the three backed against the wall.
"Mario!" Yelled a voice. An old Italian woman came in.
Everyone in the room looked over to her. Mario quickly spoke up. "Mommy! We're-a kind of-a busy!" He stammered.
"Don't-a you-a take-a that tone-a with-a me!" Yelled Mario's mom. "I came-a over to invite you and your dimwitted friends over for-a spaghetti dinner"
"We're not-a hung--" Mario's stomach growled loudly. "Alright, let's-a go guys" Mario walked out with his mom, the rest of the Axis, the spiders, women and the deformed Rikku and Paine right after.
The Axis blinked a few times, just to believe their eyes. "Wow, that sure was anti-climactic" Pikachu took note of.
Sephiroth came straddling in, his clothes torn, skin scratched and hair badly ripped apart. He looked angrily at them, a dribble of blood trailing from his lip as he did. "I am going to kick...your...ass..." He fell over.
Pretending this was nothing, the Axis looked away from Sephiroth and nodded. Tidus smirked. "Well, it's safe to say that they won't change their mind and come ba--"
"YAHH!" Yelled the Allies, dashing back in. The Axis gasped as Mario, Sonic, Crash, MegaMan, Snake and Cloud leapt on them and laid the smackdown. Peach, Amy, Roll, Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie joined in quickly after, as well as the stampede of the giant spiders and the FFX-2 Spider-women. And finally, Mario's mom came in and whacked Pikachu in the head with a soup ladle after the Allies' group had them beaten and held to the ground.
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"We're here for the execution of the True Axis of Evil" Announced Troy McClure, who was standing on a stage with Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu, who were tied to stakes. "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such executions as 'Seymour, the Villain Who Was Too Loser-y' and 'Crono Gets What's Coming To Him'. We're here to finish off the True Axis of Evil, who took over the world and disco danced in their boxers at night when they thought nobody could watch"
"Hey, nobody's supposed to know that!" Raiden called. The executioner, Crash, whacked Raiden in the head with a paddle.
"Kill-a them already!" Yelled Mario's mother.
"Wait!" Yelled a voice. Everyone looked over as Yuna came up. "It's not their fault! 33.4% of it was my fault for cheating on Tidus. I shouldn't have now because Squall's an ass. And he's into hentai so I dumped him. But still, I didn't mean to!" She turned to Tidus, looking into his eyes. "Tidus, I made a mistake. Can you forgive me?"
"Yes, Yuna" Tidus nodded. Yuna hugged Tidus and kissed him for a really long time.
The light that usually said 'APPLAUSE' now said 'GO AWW'.
"Aww" The audience said in unison.
"Well, I guess it was sort of our faults" Snake said. "Let's let them go"
"Fine then" MegaMan agreed. "But we TAKE AWAY THEIR MEMORIES! DAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Laughing crazily, MegaMan held out a gun and blasted the three of them, one after the other. "YAHAHAHAHA!"
"You have problems" Snake said.
"Yeah, but shooting them made me feel good..." Sighed MegaMan.
Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu were each hit by a yellow light. They closed their eyes quickly. After a second, they rubbed their eyes and opened them.
They woozily shook their heads. Tidus looked over at Yuna. "Hey...Yuna, what are you doing here in skimpy clothes? And why am I tied up? Are we gonna do it?"
"We are now" Yuna smirked and put Tidus on a wagon, pulling the wagon off.
"Whoa...I have no idea how I got there" Pikachu said. "Or can speak English..."
"Me neither" Raiden replied.
They stood in silence for a moment, until Pikachu had an idea. "Hey, let's get plastic surgery and become a band!"
"Yes, agreed" Raiden nodded and the two walked off away from the scene. "Everyone in Hollywood will know the White Stripes!"
"Well, that's that" Sighed Snake, sitting down with Mario, Sonic, Crash, MegaMan and Cloud backstage of the previously-planned execution.
"You know, not only was that a sucky ending, but we could've had the world, but we didn't" Mario noted.
"Yeah, doesn't seem fair that villains and abused guys gone bad always get control of the world" MegaMan added.
"But Tidus lives in San Fransisco and has brunch every day" Cloud yelled. "Do we want to be like that?"
"No" Sonic shook his head, as did the others. "They probably also suffer from the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS"
"Yeah, but imagine what it'd be like if we DID control the world..." Pondered Crash.
"Hm..." The six of them rubbed their chins.
THE END...
OR IS IT?
Yes, yes it is. Now go home, the Fic's over. I mean it. Go home. Oh that's it, you're dead! *Loud gunshots*
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The True Axis of Evil Take Over the World!
By Hayabusa Will (TheNameIsWill@AOL.Com)
Chapter Nine-Final Shodown
Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu were sitting around on their thrones, watching their big-screen TVs.
"We now return to Babe Gets What's Coming To Him" The TV announcer said as the image of a pig getting chased by a bunch of farmers with pitchforks and torches.
"Hey Mr. Tiduson, Mr. Raidiens and Mr. Uh...Chu, your game is too unbalanced" Complained Shadow, walking up to them. "Your characters are too cheap"
"Well, we ARE a reflection of the author in this FanFic, and he's into super cheap" Replied Raiden. "His ex-girlfriend would know that"
"Well, I don't like your game" Shadow complained. "I should've been in it"
"Yes..." An annoyed Tidus groaned. "Any other business?"
"Yes, your pizza's done" Shadow handed them a plate with a fresh-looking pizza on it.
"Ooh" The three looked over the pizza.
"Hey wait" Pikachu stood up. "You invited a delivery boy to our castle?!"
Shadow quickly began to panic. "No, it's not delivery! It's Digiorno!"
"Guards, take him to the brig" Yelled Tidus.
"Wait...no...no...NOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Shadow as Ganondorf's pig guards dragged him away.
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"NOW!" Yelled Mario, kicking down a door. The Just-As-True Allies of Good leapt in.
"Time to die!" Yelled Snake.
"AH!" Screamed a guy in a dress. "Who are you and what do you want?!"
"Oh, sorry, wrong house" Apologized Sonic before they all left.
They went over to the next house and Mario kicked down the door. "Time to die!" Yelled Snake again, pointing his gun.
"Allies?!" Growled Tidus. "Bring it on!"
Raiden smirked, confident as the Allies had already been beaten once. "It's a beautiful day...to kick your ass!"
"Well, we have a foolproof plan to beat you..." Cloud stated. "So I'd suggest you give up now because...we know"
The three stopped dead in their tracks. "Y-you...know?" Gasped Pikachu, shocked.
"Yes" Grinned MegaMan. "And we shall use it to our advantage!"
"Not so fast!" Tidus growled. "Let's go, guys!"
Wakka, Crash and Captain Falcon dashed up, grinning. "Let's see ya take THIS!" Wakka heaved a Blitzball at them. The five took a jump away and came running up.
"I'll beat you again, Sonic!" Crash leapt at Sonic, grabbing the top of his head and swinging around to come back and hit Falcon, sending him flying into Wakka. The two smashed into the wall and fell over.
"Crash, what's wrong with you?!" Growled Tidus. "That was the worst move I've ever seen!"
Mario smirked. "Crash was-a never on-a your team. He went-a undercover and gave us what we needed to beat you once and for all!"
"What?!" Gasped Raiden. "You...tricked us?!"
"Sure did" Crash grinned. He stood with the other five members of his team. "And now, reunited with my team, I shall fight for truth, justice and all that jazz!"
"Villains!" Yelled Tidus.
Bowser, Ganondorf, Dr. Eggman and Sephiroth came in through the roof on ropes. Dr. Cortex floated in afterwards with his hovering machine thingy, and Liquid Snake joined so Solid Snake would have an opponent as well.
(A/N: For reference purposes, Solid Snake will just be Snake and Liquid Snake will be Liquid from this point on)
"Fighting villains is what we do, fools!" Mario grinned. "You better get ready, this shouldn't take long!"
"Oh yeah, I'd like to see you do anything to u--" Bowser was interrupted as Mario punched him in the head, pelted him with a fireball and leapt through the air with his Super Jump Punch combo. Mario grabbed Bowser by the tail and threw him into the others.
"That's nothing! Bowser is weak! TAKE THIS!" Dr. Eggman sent missiles flying in every direction.
Dr. Cortex joined him with his lasers from the air. "YOU SHALL LOSE!"
Sonic and Crash came dashing up towards them. Sonic nodded to Crash, who began spinning. Sonic ran towards Crash and picked him up, running at Eggman. The combined power of Crash's spinning and Sonic's built-up speed crushed Eggman's Egg-Walker in one shot. Sonic took a quick jump, which allowed Crash to gain altitude. Crash used his Super Body Slam, crushing Dr. Cortex as he came down towards the ground.
Cloud and Sephiroth meanwhile faced off, holding their swords towards each other, not moving. We'll come back to that fight. Liquid Snake began shooting at Solid Snake. Snake took a jump to the left as Liquid came after him. Snake took out his gun and shot at Liquid, who ducked. MegaMan shot Liquid from behind, which gave Snake a change to choke Liquid and leave him choking on the ground.
Ganondorf grinned. "Hey, look, you're not my enemy, and I'm not yours. We shouldn't be fighting. Let's call it a stalemate and end the fight now"
"You're right" MegaMan nodded.
"Really?" Ganondorf asked, shocked.
"NO!" Yelled MegaMan, shooting a small device at Ganondorf. It exploded and sent him flying through the roof, Ganondorf becoming a star in the distance.
"So..." Began Cloud.
"So..."
"You're a power hungry jerk, and I'm here to slay you, blah blah blah" Cloud began.
"You're weak, blah blah blah" Sephiroth muttered.
The two ran at each other, but before Sephiroth could do anything else, Mario, Sonic, Crash, Snake and MegaMan leapt on him. Cloud shrugged and lifted his sword into the air. "FORE!" He yelled, whacking Sephiroth through the area where the kicked-down door was.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Sephiroth as he was sent flying into a yard marked 'WARNING: RABID HAMSTERS'. He let out a blood-curling scream as he was mauled by the hamsters.
The six members of the Allies smirked as they approached the three members of the Axis. "It's-a time for you to go down" Mario stated.
Tidus picked up his blade. "The wrestling match was close because I didn't have my sword! Not the one that matters, anyway"
"Ditto with me" Raiden added, picking up his gun.
"My electricty can handle you" Pikachu stood up, sparks coming from his cheeks. Tidus next to him, and Raiden next to Tidus, the three walked towards the opposing Allies.
"NOW LET'S GO!" Yelled MegaMan. "OUR ULTIMATE PLAN!"
"What?!" Yelled the three in unison.
"Crash told us your three fears once you let them out!" Cloud announced. "Now we'll take you down with them!"
"OH NO!" Gasped the Axis.
"I choose you, Spinarak and Ariados!" Yelled Solid Snake, throwing six Pokéballs into the air. Out of them came four Ariados and two Spinarak, the giant spiders approaching the Axis.
"And these!" Added Mario, opening up a chest. Several of the Skullwallta that Ganondorf once had but were beaten down by Link and caputred emerged, forming webs on the wall and climbing down towards the Axis as the spider Pokémon did.
"And we also got rights to Eight-Legged Freaks!" Added Cloud. Half a dozen giant spiders came bursting into the castle.
"Ah! SPIDERS!" Yelled the Axis.
"And meet our friends" Mario grinned, pointing to the space where the door was. In entered a pink-wearing princess. "This is-a Peach"
"And my friend, Amy" Sonic pointed to Amy, who had barely made a getaway with the other members of the Resistance.
"And meet Roll" Added MegaMan. In entered a blonde robot, smaller than MegaMan.
"And these are Aeris Gainsborough, Tifa Lockhart and Yuffie Kisarangi" Cloud smirked as three women from his party walked in. The girl in a pink dress, Aeris, complete with staff. A girl with revealing clothing, Tifa, and the oddest-looking ninja girl ever, Yuffie.
"Ah! WOMEN!" Gasped the Axis, cowering in fear.
"And, with Polymerization, we fused a spider with some women" Added Cloud as two women came in in skin-tight spider suits. And I mean skin tight. Emphasis on tight. Yeah, you get the point. But they were spider-ish. "They're actually Paine and Rikku from Final Fantasy X-2. Creepy, huh?"
"AH! SPIDER-WOMEN!" Yelled the Axis.
Tidus let out a girly scream. The spiders, women and spider-women approached them. Tidus looked horrified at this sight. "This is...like a nightmare...nightmare...nightmare...before I go, I shall yell...DAVE MATTHEWS BAND ROCKS!...rocks!...rocks!...rocks!..."
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"Tidus? Tidus?" Asked Raiden.
Tidus opened his eyes. "Wha...it all just was a dream?"
"No, it wasn't" Pikachu shook his head.
"So then everything that happened...was real?" Asked Tidus wearily.
Raiden nodded. "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band does not rock" He said as Pikachu shook his head to concur.
"We're still cornered, you know!" Pikachu pointed out as the three found themselves against the wall, with their fears cornering them.
"Save us, Jebus!" Raiden cried, curling into the fetal position.
Pikachu shook his head. "No, there's onle one man who can help us now. And that man is...CATS!" Yelled Pikachu. "CATS, help!"
"All this are belong to your problem which are belong to you!" Yelled CATS as he ran past this scene out the door with a suitcase in hand.
"Well, we're boned" Pikachu said, as the three backed against the wall.
"Mario!" Yelled a voice. An old Italian woman came in.
Everyone in the room looked over to her. Mario quickly spoke up. "Mommy! We're-a kind of-a busy!" He stammered.
"Don't-a you-a take-a that tone-a with-a me!" Yelled Mario's mom. "I came-a over to invite you and your dimwitted friends over for-a spaghetti dinner"
"We're not-a hung--" Mario's stomach growled loudly. "Alright, let's-a go guys" Mario walked out with his mom, the rest of the Axis, the spiders, women and the deformed Rikku and Paine right after.
The Axis blinked a few times, just to believe their eyes. "Wow, that sure was anti-climactic" Pikachu took note of.
Sephiroth came straddling in, his clothes torn, skin scratched and hair badly ripped apart. He looked angrily at them, a dribble of blood trailing from his lip as he did. "I am going to kick...your...ass..." He fell over.
Pretending this was nothing, the Axis looked away from Sephiroth and nodded. Tidus smirked. "Well, it's safe to say that they won't change their mind and come ba--"
"YAHH!" Yelled the Allies, dashing back in. The Axis gasped as Mario, Sonic, Crash, MegaMan, Snake and Cloud leapt on them and laid the smackdown. Peach, Amy, Roll, Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie joined in quickly after, as well as the stampede of the giant spiders and the FFX-2 Spider-women. And finally, Mario's mom came in and whacked Pikachu in the head with a soup ladle after the Allies' group had them beaten and held to the ground.
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"We're here for the execution of the True Axis of Evil" Announced Troy McClure, who was standing on a stage with Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu, who were tied to stakes. "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such executions as 'Seymour, the Villain Who Was Too Loser-y' and 'Crono Gets What's Coming To Him'. We're here to finish off the True Axis of Evil, who took over the world and disco danced in their boxers at night when they thought nobody could watch"
"Hey, nobody's supposed to know that!" Raiden called. The executioner, Crash, whacked Raiden in the head with a paddle.
"Kill-a them already!" Yelled Mario's mother.
"Wait!" Yelled a voice. Everyone looked over as Yuna came up. "It's not their fault! 33.4% of it was my fault for cheating on Tidus. I shouldn't have now because Squall's an ass. And he's into hentai so I dumped him. But still, I didn't mean to!" She turned to Tidus, looking into his eyes. "Tidus, I made a mistake. Can you forgive me?"
"Yes, Yuna" Tidus nodded. Yuna hugged Tidus and kissed him for a really long time.
The light that usually said 'APPLAUSE' now said 'GO AWW'.
"Aww" The audience said in unison.
"Well, I guess it was sort of our faults" Snake said. "Let's let them go"
"Fine then" MegaMan agreed. "But we TAKE AWAY THEIR MEMORIES! DAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Laughing crazily, MegaMan held out a gun and blasted the three of them, one after the other. "YAHAHAHAHA!"
"You have problems" Snake said.
"Yeah, but shooting them made me feel good..." Sighed MegaMan.
Tidus, Raiden and Pikachu were each hit by a yellow light. They closed their eyes quickly. After a second, they rubbed their eyes and opened them.
They woozily shook their heads. Tidus looked over at Yuna. "Hey...Yuna, what are you doing here in skimpy clothes? And why am I tied up? Are we gonna do it?"
"We are now" Yuna smirked and put Tidus on a wagon, pulling the wagon off.
"Whoa...I have no idea how I got there" Pikachu said. "Or can speak English..."
"Me neither" Raiden replied.
They stood in silence for a moment, until Pikachu had an idea. "Hey, let's get plastic surgery and become a band!"
"Yes, agreed" Raiden nodded and the two walked off away from the scene. "Everyone in Hollywood will know the White Stripes!"
"Well, that's that" Sighed Snake, sitting down with Mario, Sonic, Crash, MegaMan and Cloud backstage of the previously-planned execution.
"You know, not only was that a sucky ending, but we could've had the world, but we didn't" Mario noted.
"Yeah, doesn't seem fair that villains and abused guys gone bad always get control of the world" MegaMan added.
"But Tidus lives in San Fransisco and has brunch every day" Cloud yelled. "Do we want to be like that?"
"No" Sonic shook his head, as did the others. "They probably also suffer from the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS"
"Yeah, but imagine what it'd be like if we DID control the world..." Pondered Crash.
"Hm..." The six of them rubbed their chins.
THE END...
OR IS IT?
Yes, yes it is. Now go home, the Fic's over. I mean it. Go home. Oh that's it, you're dead! *Loud gunshots*