Everybody Wants [or Hates] Seishirou
Written by: rei_chan Edited by: saki00

Chapter Three: Irritation, Aggravation, and Exasperation

Disclaimer: I don't own X nor the any rights to the song. Don't sue. Got no money.

What I wanna say: Hello! It's been quite a while, ne? You must've thought I died already or something. I'm what you call 'bangag' today, a bit disoriented, if ya know what I mean. I'm using the "Seishirou" spelling now instead of the "Seishiro" one. I'll edit the other chaps when I have a little more time. Hope you understand. Hope you like this too. Oh, and yes, the title means the same thing. [kaboing..]
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"I really can't remember anything else after I went to sleep! You see, all those people who wanted their pets examined for no apparent reason at all direly wearied me. Well, it is most likely that they came to get a glimpse of me, to get a chance to speak with me, or to get a whiff of me. And duh, I was asleep, wasn't I?" Seishirou answered wearily, recalling the massive mob collected in front of his office the last morning.

"Come to think of it, you do smell pretty good, Seishirou-san," stated the pretty dimpled girl in glasses, Ryoko.

"Why thank you so, fair shoujo. My, my, you girls really flatter me," Seishirou said with a charming smile, one that complemented his black outfit that magically appeared out of now where. It consisted a pair of fine-grain leather shoes, a choice pair of slacks and a short-sleeved, half buttoned-up polo shirt, and a stylish pair of shades that matched the ensemble.

"So, what are we going to do about you now?" questioned Reiko, appearing rather a bit discouraged, for some reason only Yunagi knew of as of the moment. She gazed into the peculiarly empty basketball court, moving her head from side to side as if she were seeing a live ball game, with the ball being passed from one player to another in an orange blur.

"Tooku de me o hikarasete mezameru monotachi matte iru! Lalalalalalalalalala!" Raei was then seen sitting on the ground, hands on ears, rocking slowly back and forth, back and forth.

"Oi, Raei, daijoubu?" Naoki leaned forward to get a better look of Raei, who was now lying on her back, pointing at the roof and murmuring, 'Twinkle, twinkle, little star.', from where she was sitting in between Reiko and Ryoko. "I think she snapped," mouthed Yunagi. "Poor, little, yaoi fangirl." sniggered Seishiro.

"Hey, was that supposed to be a compliment?" Raei, stimulated in a second, queried. She stared at Seishiro, eyebrows furrowed, pouting in a rather childish sort of way. Seishirou began to laugh a blissful, heart-warming sort of laughter.

"Mou! Sei-chan's laughing at me!"

"I-I'm not la-laughing, fair shoujo! It's, it's just, it's just that y-you remind me of someone. Someone I hold dear, someone l love." Seishirou's face straightened, and then he smiled a real smile, one that made fangirls swoon.

"And who is this someone you are talking so fondly of?" questioned Ryoko, peering into Seishirou's face.

"Yeah. Hmm, let me take a guess. Uh, Subaru?" Yunagi asked.

"No."

"What!? Not Subaru? The one you like to suck?" Naoki stared in disbelief.

"Unfortunately, yes. Not Subaru-kun this time," sighed Seishirou. Seishirou pondered on what Naoki just said while waiting for the next assumption.

"How about Fuuma?" catechized Ryoko, smiling.

"Fuuma? Noooooo!!! That can't be! Fuuma!!!" Naoki suddenly burst out. "Fuuma-who-always-has-his-eyes-on-Kamui-and-never-really-fails-to-make-me- all-squiggly-and-fangirly-whenever-he-has-his-moments-with-Kamui. * sharp intake of breath * Fuuma-who-has-a-wonderful-fashion-sense-and-wonderful- shades-unlike-someone-I-ahem-know-ahem-and-" [1]

"Ne, breathe, Naoki, breathe, you need air, you need to breathe," uttered Reiko, eyes still somewhat downcast. "So, Seishirou-san, was it really Fuuma?" All five girls eyed Seishirou, expecting a rebuttal from the strangely out-of-character Sakurazukamori.

"As a matter of fact, yes, it was," replied Seishirou.

"Eh?"

"Did I hear right?"

"Fuuma!? No!!!"

"Someone he holds dear?"

"Fuuma!? No!!!"

"Someone he loves?"

"Fuuma!? Nooo!!!"

"You're getting a bit monotonous here now."

"Fu- Yeah. I guess that was a bit over the edge, but- Fuuma!? And, and him? Nooo!"

"Stop it!"

"Excuse me?"

"Yes?"

"Could I continue now?"

"No."

"Why?"

"'Cuz I said so."

"What made you say that?"

"Nothing."

"Wheh!"

"Nothing?"

"Yeah."

"Oh really?"

"Well."

"What is it?"

"Spill the beans."

"Just a thought."

"Penny for your thoughts."

"Hmmm? Take a wild guess."

"Why else would we ask if we had an idea?"

"I dunno."

"Excuse me?"

"I give up."

"Excuse me."

"But I won't tell you."

"Excuse me, please?"

"Eh? Why so?"

"Because."

"Excuse me.."

"Because what?"

"'Cuz I don't wanna."

"Ne, boku no kawaii shoujo- tachi, could I continue?"

Seishirou sounded severely exasperated. Just as he was about to say something else, a sweet, tinkling, melody was heard.

"Hold that thought, Sei-chan! I'll be right back!"

"What was that?" Seishirou inquired, a quizzical look on his face.

The four remaining girls eyed each other rather warily and shrugged.

"That," started Naoki. Yunagi sighed inwardly and Ryoko smiled in a please- forgive-my-friend-she-really-is-like-that-and-there-is-absolutely-no-way- you-can-change-her sort of way.

Reiko looked up, stared at the ceiling, and said, "Was the ice cream cart."

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author's note: mou, I'm absolutely brain dead... I fervently wish that you somehow understood that. That dialogue part [if you call that a dialogue, six people were talking there] is a challenge for you: guess who said that line. Okay, lame excuse, tell me that by clicking that wee button there that says "Go". Flame me if you wish, but don't be too harsh. Uber harsh flames should be emailed to me. Thank you so much for reading, now that you're here, please, please review...

Saki00: yo! Here are the translations.

(shoujo) young girl; young woman; young lady

(-san) suffix added to names or surnames it is equivalent of English titles such as 'Mr', 'Mrs' and 'Ms'

(-kun) suffix added to names to form a title. Usually used to address someone of lower ranking e.g.: teacher-student, boss-assistant, etc.

(-chan) suffix added to names to symbolize a liking to that person. Used specially whenever the speaker is talking to a best bud or younger sibling

(daijoubu) used as an inquiry or as a statement. When used as a question, it's usually in the form of "Daijoubu ka?", and the answer would be "Daijoubu desu." if he's okay

Tooku de me o hikarasete mezameru monotachi matte iru: a line in the song Sleepless Beauty, found in the soundtrack of Gravitation. When translated, it means: "I've been charmed by your eyes from far away; wake up and wait for me" I got this translation from

Boku no kawaii shoujo-tachi: I'm not quite sure if it's grammatically correct [rei_chan: yeah! Sorry if it's wrong, correct me if you please!] otherwise it goes something like this: my cute girls [kaboing.. Saki..]

Saki00: thanks for reading, please review!