Dexter vs. Howdy
All the ham-hams are in the clubhouse. Dexter and Howdy have just arrived, and they have just spotted Pashmina.
Both: Pashmina! (Heart-shaped eyes)
Both hamsters turn to face each other and start fighting.
Dexter: She's mine!!
Howdy: No, she's mine!!
Dexter: MINE!!
Howdy: MINE!!
Pashmina: Stop it! Boys! Boys!
Dexter and Howdy: We're not boys! We're Ham-Hams!
Pashmina: Oh, that's right. My mistake. But please stop fighting!
Bijou: Zat's right. You two had better stop fighting.
Pashmina: You both are behaving like children! I'm ashamed of you!
Dexter: Howdy, look at what you've done! You've made Pashmina angry.
Howdy: Me? You were shouting too!
Dexter: How dare you anger my sweet Pashmina!
Howdy: Like I said, you were shouting too!
Dexter: I don't care! This is your entire fault!
Howdy: I am NEVER talking to you again!
Pashmina: See? You're fighting again! Stop being immature!
Dexter (didn't hear Pashmina): I am never talking to you again too!
Pashmina: If you two fight some more, I'll never talk to you again!
Dexter and Howdy: We promise not to fight anymore (both have waterfall tears running down their faces)
Hamtaro: Good. Now you two should apologize to each other and be friends once again.
Dexter and Howdy shake hands and apologize to each other. When everyone went back to whatever they had been doing…
Dexter: It's not over yet, Howdy old pal!