From Behind the Veil
By: Sailoranime
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Disclaimer: I think you know. OF COURSE, I'm J.K. in disguise.
AN: Er... no comment. I have no excuse for continuing this.
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Number 12, Grimmauld place was quiet. Well, as quiet as it could be with Mrs. Black screaming at Tonks, Mundungus, Moody, and the Weasley's to get up from the couch and get out. In a sudden flash of light, which actually came from lightning from the ceiling where Pikachu was sitting on a chandelier, Harry, Sirius, Lupin, and Dumbledore appeared. The former three looking very raggedy and bloody, and Dumbledore looking... well... Dumbledorish. Everyone jumped off the couch and ran to the other three.
" What happened?" Mrs. Weasley was asking while frantically examining Dumbledore, the only one who wasn't injured.
" You left over a week ago to get Harry, and you just didn't come back!" Tonks exclaimed. Lupin sighed heavily.
" It involves the Sahara dessert." he said simply.
" And portkeys." Harry put in.
" Well, what happened????" Mrs. Weasley almost screamed. Dumbledore was strangely silent.
" Well," Harry began, " They went to go get me and Professor Dumbledore-" Sirius kicked him.
" Harry! You're not supposed to say! This is like the night your parents died, it will forever be sorrounded by speculation and shrouded in mystery." Sirius told him wisely.
" Well, that's stupid." Harry retorted, but shrugged and did not insist on asking questions. After all, he's the boy who never wonders about his parents birthdays and never thinks about what they did for a living when they were... you know, living.
" Well, we're glad you're all here!" Mrs. Weasley said, turning to give Dumbledore a nasty look. Dumbledore, however, had vanished. Hedwig, though, was sitting the dresser Dumbledore had been leaning on. They all shrugged and Molly ran to the kitchen to make dinner for everyone. Ron walked over to Harry.
" So what REALLY happened?"
No answer.
" Harry, you're not going to keep secrets from me, are you? You ARE going to tell me what happened, right?"
" No."
" Well, FINE THEN! HERMIONE AND I HAVE BEEN DATING SECRETELY SINCE LAST SO SUMMER, SO HA!" Harry was shocked. He had believed all their whispering and mettings that didn't include him had been because they were admiring his very athletic body that had come from 4 years of playing quidditch. Oh, what a blow it was.
" WELL... WELL... um... YOU'RE A SUCKY KEEPER!" And with that, Harry stormed upstairs. After all, he hadn't brooded over Hermione's death properly yet.
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Harry heard knocking on his door.
" Come in!" he said, after sticking a time turner under his pillow. Lupin came in slowly.
" Hey, I heard about your fight with Ron." he said softly. Harry looked confused.
" I think everyone heard. I've been waiting for Sirius to come up to comfort me for at least an hour."
" Well, he's a little busy arguing with Dumbledore. Apparently, he expected his revival to be a little more complicated and he said he thought it would include a time turner. He says he wants a do-over."
" Oh. Well, see, I think I'm just subconsciously hostile towards Ron because I'm afraid he'll become team captain instead of me next year. That's be hard to cope with, you know, Remus?" Lupin looked shocked.
" Who told you that you should call me Remus?" Lupin demanded. Sirius bounced into the room.
" Loosen up, Remmy." Sirius answered in that slightly slashy or brotherly way that is the basis for so many RL/SB stories.
" But Sirius-"
" He calls me Sirius, why can't he call you Remus?"
" I was his teacher for-"
" Oh, who cares, really. I'm the father figure, you're just backup, you know." Lupin glared at Sirius and turned to Harry.
" I'm not your teacher anymore, Harry," Lupin said softly, but then his tone changed to a firm military style one. " But that means nothing. You will call me 'sir' at all times. And you will refer to me as Mr. Remus Lupin when speaking to other people, understood?" Harry looked aghast, but nodded. Lupin gave a curt nod and walked out the door, giving Sirius a very Malfoy'ish grin on his way out. Sirius swooned. Lupin smirked again. He still had the ol' Marauder charm. He, of course, didn't know Sirius had just seen one of Tonks's playgirls open itself up. Sirius regained consciousness and walked over to it, swatting cautiously at the air. His hand made contact with something. The force of the blow was barely enough to reveal a girl with black hair and pale eyes under an invisibility cloak, which had slid off.
" Mommy! Mommy! Daddy hit me!" she cried as she ran out of the room. The door to the attic was slammed and Sirius paled slightly.
" So... Harry..."
" Crap. That girl was ugly." Harry said with a shake of his head. Sirius nodded.
" That's what you get when you combine me with a Mary Sue. We just don't get along... Just ignore the not-so-higher-power's experiment." Harry, apparently not finding it odd that Sirius had his family hidden in the attic, sighed.
" You know, I think you coming back will make it almost impossible for me to bond with Mr. Remus Lupin because now I don't need to use him as a replacement."
" Well, you're not missing much. He snores and he's always bitchy in the morning. Come on. We have to go kill Ron... Er... fill. I meant fill! fill Ron...." Sirius corrected himself quickly. Harry gladly ignored the fact that the last statement made no sense.
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Oh, lord. That just made very little sense. I swear I'm not on a sugar high, but it just... died. I write this mostly when I feel like it, so I might not continue it anymore. I mean, does anyone really want me to write the whole sixth year as a parody? I didn't think so. This story has been great for getting rid of my writer's block. Oh, wow, did you know 'rid' looses all meaning after you say it like 10 times? ^_^ Hm... cliches in this one... and things I made fun of:
The 'Dumbledore is Harry's owl' theory.
Mary Sues. ( But I hope Mary doesn't really sue. Lame one, I know! ^_^)
"Please call me Remus, Harry."
Harry falling in love with Sirius's daughter.
The night Lily and James died.
Hermione and Ron secretely dating. (I'm kinda against H/R shipping...)
Sirius/Remus slash. ( I might poke fun at Harry/Sirius slash, which I don't agree with, in another chapter if I continue this story.)
There were a few things in there... you know. Just things that weren't really made fun of, but were mentioned. Btw, I'm the not-so-higher power. Anyway, please try to take time to review because I took time to write. ^_^ Don't you just love being able to use that line on your readers, fellow authors?!?!
By: Sailoranime
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Disclaimer: I think you know. OF COURSE, I'm J.K. in disguise.
AN: Er... no comment. I have no excuse for continuing this.
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Number 12, Grimmauld place was quiet. Well, as quiet as it could be with Mrs. Black screaming at Tonks, Mundungus, Moody, and the Weasley's to get up from the couch and get out. In a sudden flash of light, which actually came from lightning from the ceiling where Pikachu was sitting on a chandelier, Harry, Sirius, Lupin, and Dumbledore appeared. The former three looking very raggedy and bloody, and Dumbledore looking... well... Dumbledorish. Everyone jumped off the couch and ran to the other three.
" What happened?" Mrs. Weasley was asking while frantically examining Dumbledore, the only one who wasn't injured.
" You left over a week ago to get Harry, and you just didn't come back!" Tonks exclaimed. Lupin sighed heavily.
" It involves the Sahara dessert." he said simply.
" And portkeys." Harry put in.
" Well, what happened????" Mrs. Weasley almost screamed. Dumbledore was strangely silent.
" Well," Harry began, " They went to go get me and Professor Dumbledore-" Sirius kicked him.
" Harry! You're not supposed to say! This is like the night your parents died, it will forever be sorrounded by speculation and shrouded in mystery." Sirius told him wisely.
" Well, that's stupid." Harry retorted, but shrugged and did not insist on asking questions. After all, he's the boy who never wonders about his parents birthdays and never thinks about what they did for a living when they were... you know, living.
" Well, we're glad you're all here!" Mrs. Weasley said, turning to give Dumbledore a nasty look. Dumbledore, however, had vanished. Hedwig, though, was sitting the dresser Dumbledore had been leaning on. They all shrugged and Molly ran to the kitchen to make dinner for everyone. Ron walked over to Harry.
" So what REALLY happened?"
No answer.
" Harry, you're not going to keep secrets from me, are you? You ARE going to tell me what happened, right?"
" No."
" Well, FINE THEN! HERMIONE AND I HAVE BEEN DATING SECRETELY SINCE LAST SO SUMMER, SO HA!" Harry was shocked. He had believed all their whispering and mettings that didn't include him had been because they were admiring his very athletic body that had come from 4 years of playing quidditch. Oh, what a blow it was.
" WELL... WELL... um... YOU'RE A SUCKY KEEPER!" And with that, Harry stormed upstairs. After all, he hadn't brooded over Hermione's death properly yet.
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Harry heard knocking on his door.
" Come in!" he said, after sticking a time turner under his pillow. Lupin came in slowly.
" Hey, I heard about your fight with Ron." he said softly. Harry looked confused.
" I think everyone heard. I've been waiting for Sirius to come up to comfort me for at least an hour."
" Well, he's a little busy arguing with Dumbledore. Apparently, he expected his revival to be a little more complicated and he said he thought it would include a time turner. He says he wants a do-over."
" Oh. Well, see, I think I'm just subconsciously hostile towards Ron because I'm afraid he'll become team captain instead of me next year. That's be hard to cope with, you know, Remus?" Lupin looked shocked.
" Who told you that you should call me Remus?" Lupin demanded. Sirius bounced into the room.
" Loosen up, Remmy." Sirius answered in that slightly slashy or brotherly way that is the basis for so many RL/SB stories.
" But Sirius-"
" He calls me Sirius, why can't he call you Remus?"
" I was his teacher for-"
" Oh, who cares, really. I'm the father figure, you're just backup, you know." Lupin glared at Sirius and turned to Harry.
" I'm not your teacher anymore, Harry," Lupin said softly, but then his tone changed to a firm military style one. " But that means nothing. You will call me 'sir' at all times. And you will refer to me as Mr. Remus Lupin when speaking to other people, understood?" Harry looked aghast, but nodded. Lupin gave a curt nod and walked out the door, giving Sirius a very Malfoy'ish grin on his way out. Sirius swooned. Lupin smirked again. He still had the ol' Marauder charm. He, of course, didn't know Sirius had just seen one of Tonks's playgirls open itself up. Sirius regained consciousness and walked over to it, swatting cautiously at the air. His hand made contact with something. The force of the blow was barely enough to reveal a girl with black hair and pale eyes under an invisibility cloak, which had slid off.
" Mommy! Mommy! Daddy hit me!" she cried as she ran out of the room. The door to the attic was slammed and Sirius paled slightly.
" So... Harry..."
" Crap. That girl was ugly." Harry said with a shake of his head. Sirius nodded.
" That's what you get when you combine me with a Mary Sue. We just don't get along... Just ignore the not-so-higher-power's experiment." Harry, apparently not finding it odd that Sirius had his family hidden in the attic, sighed.
" You know, I think you coming back will make it almost impossible for me to bond with Mr. Remus Lupin because now I don't need to use him as a replacement."
" Well, you're not missing much. He snores and he's always bitchy in the morning. Come on. We have to go kill Ron... Er... fill. I meant fill! fill Ron...." Sirius corrected himself quickly. Harry gladly ignored the fact that the last statement made no sense.
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Oh, lord. That just made very little sense. I swear I'm not on a sugar high, but it just... died. I write this mostly when I feel like it, so I might not continue it anymore. I mean, does anyone really want me to write the whole sixth year as a parody? I didn't think so. This story has been great for getting rid of my writer's block. Oh, wow, did you know 'rid' looses all meaning after you say it like 10 times? ^_^ Hm... cliches in this one... and things I made fun of:
The 'Dumbledore is Harry's owl' theory.
Mary Sues. ( But I hope Mary doesn't really sue. Lame one, I know! ^_^)
"Please call me Remus, Harry."
Harry falling in love with Sirius's daughter.
The night Lily and James died.
Hermione and Ron secretely dating. (I'm kinda against H/R shipping...)
Sirius/Remus slash. ( I might poke fun at Harry/Sirius slash, which I don't agree with, in another chapter if I continue this story.)
There were a few things in there... you know. Just things that weren't really made fun of, but were mentioned. Btw, I'm the not-so-higher power. Anyway, please try to take time to review because I took time to write. ^_^ Don't you just love being able to use that line on your readers, fellow authors?!?!