Hyper: WHEEEEEHEEEEEEHEEEEE! I AM THE DISCLAIMER TODAY!!!!!! Please note
that neither Amy (obsessive) nor Caitlin owns the Teen Titans, which is
fortunate for the Titans. This chapter will have a nasty version of the
"F.U.N. song" from spongebob squarepants, and Amy kicking Robin in the you-
know-where and calling him a "Maricon" (that's Spanish for 'fairy' or the
ruder version of the word "gay")
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Caitlin: HI! And welcome back to CRAZY HYPERNESS!
Amy: HEY! That's my part!
Caitlin: Not anymore!
Amy: Says who?
Caitlin: SAYS ME!
Amy: oh yea?
Caitlin: YEA!
Amy: well, then, LET'S GET IT ON!!!
Caitlin: Get what on?
Amy: -_- I give up.
Caitlin: Give up what? Your boyfriend? Oh wait, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Amy: *bonks Caitlin* Neither do you.
Caitlin: oh yea..
Amy: idiot.
Caitlin: :(
Amy: Let's sing the nasty version of the fun song!
Caitlin: the one you made up at lunch?
Amy: YUP!
Caitlin: YAY!!!
Amy: "F" is for friends who DO STUFF together.
Caitlin: "U" is for u and me.
Amy: "C" is for caring.
Caitlin: "K" if for knowing.
Both: Beneath the bed covering!
Amy: that was fun.
Caitlin: Story time!
Random person: STORIES! YAY! *runs away*
Amy: Riiiiiiiiiiight.
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Location: Temporary Teen Titan Headquarters
Time: 5:13
Date: July 5th
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"Don't EVER make me go there again!" Beastboy shouted, "that dog is VICIOUS!"
Raven looked at him like he was crazy. "The dog is the size of a loaf of bread." She said, annoyed, "he wouldn't hurt a fly."
"A VICIOUS LOAF OF BREAD!" Beast boy thundered in Raven's ear. Raven's eyes lit up red, and she hissed at him. ::gulp:: "sorry..." he said, meekly.
Robin sighed, "yea, so they have an 'evil, vicious' dog, but what about THEM????"
"Don't you mean THEY? THEY is a scary movie."
"Shut up. The Girls, which one would be the best for the Titans?" Robin asked.
"hmmmmmmm..." Beastboy looked thoughtful. "I can't choose."
"Just when I thought he was using his brain." Cyborg whispered.
"What brain?" Raven Replied.
"DUDES! I HAVE A BRAIN!!!!"
"Beastboy, just choose." Robin said, annoyed.
"I already told you, I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!"
"You know their powers, I could sense them, now which personality would be better?"
"Ray, I know that. I. JUST. CAN'T. CHOOSE!" He said loudly and slowly.
"We can't choose both." Raven said."
"Why not?" Starfire asked.
"Yea, little lady, why not?" Cyborg chimed in.
Raven remained quiet.
"So it is decided!" Starfire shrieked, "we will have two new friends!!!!"
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Location: Caitlin's house
Time: 9:30
Date: July 5th
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"Caitlin!" called Amy while digging through Caitlin's freezer, "Where's the ice-cream?"
"You ate it all." Caitlin said, painting her nails at the table.
"No I didn't," Amy replied, tossing a bag of frozen peas over her shoulder, "You had two gallons."
"Then you ate all two gallons. How you stay thin is beyond me." Caitlin said, absent-mindedly.
"I have a fast metabolism."
"Ooo, big word."
"Shaddup." Amy continued to tear through the kitchen. She went off into one of the cabinets and returned with a bag of chips. "Roger seems nervous tonight." She remarked through a mouthful of chips.
"Could you stop eating for two seconds?" Caitlin asked.
Amy threw a chip at her. "Let's watch Finding Nemo." She suggested.
"Another movie?"
"Yea, it can be a double feature. I'll get the popcorn."
"I'll get the movie ready." Caitlin replied happily. Both girls went their separate ways. Perhaps five minutes later, they were sitting on the couch, fighting over the popcorn, entranced by the movie. (Amy: We're going to take this window of opportunity to-
Caitlin: EMBARRASS AMY! *Turns on TV*
TV Amy: *kissing picture of Robin* ROBIN! Oh robin! ROBIN!!!!!!!
Real Amy: EEP! *Turns off TV* Keep this up, and you won't be in "No matter where you go I will find you."
Caitlin: I don't care. :P
Amy: Good. *Turns on TV*
TV Caitlin: *counting zits singing* It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini, that she wore for the first time today, an itsy bitsy teeny weeny-
Real Caitlin: EEP! *Turns off TV* *bonks Amy with pillow*
Amy: *bonks Caitlin with videotape*
Caitlin: *grabs Video tape, reads* EMBARASSING MOMENTS OF WYATT.
Amy: Oh yea, I forgot about that.
TV Wyatt: *dancing in white short shorts and pink tank-top* I'm a slaaaaaaaaave, forever, I'm not trying to hide it, I will not deny that I'm a slaaaaaaaaaaaave-
A&C: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Amy: WAIT!
Caitlin: what?
Amy: we have to finish Ch.2!
Caitlin: Oh, yea!)
After the movie at 10:50, and Amy and Caitlin had decided to take an early night. Well, actually, her dad wanted them to shut up, so they did.
"It's not that bad," Caitlin remarked as the two of them trekked towards the bathroom to brush their teeth.
"Yea," Amy replied, "we could be attacked by five weird super heroes while we're trying to sleep."
"What? That's not what I meant."
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Location: Caitlin's bedroom
Time: 10:50
Date: DUH!
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"SHHHH!" Robin hissed, "I think they're coming!!!" Robin was underneath the bed, really close to where Amy was sleeping. Raven was in the closet, and Beastboy, who had transformed himself into a mealworm, was behind Caitlin's mirror. (Caitlin: a mealworm?
Amy: POWER TO THE MEALWORMS!!!!!
Caitlin: Mealworms are stupid!
Amy: NO! They are kewl!!!
Caitlin: STUPID!
Amy: KEWL
CAITLIN: STUPID!!!
AMY: STUPID!
Caitlin: KEWL!
Amy: hahahaha.
Caitlin: freak.)
Robin listened carefully, 'yup,' he thought, 'they're coming!' He glanced around, everyone was well hidden, he couldn't even see Starfire of Cyborg, who were lurking outside the window.
The footsteps were even louder, and he heard the door creak open, and the sound of muffled footsteps on the carpet. He heard the bedsprings creak above his head, and saw Amy lying on the floor. He waited until they were asleep and signled the others, then very carefully, they all crept out of their hiding places.
"let's do Caitlin first" Beastboy suggested.
"why?" asked Robin.
"I dunno."
Robin leaned over Caitlin, injecting something in her arm.
"DON'T YOU DARE!!!" Came a shriek from behind him, there Amy stood, glaring menecingly, her hair wild about her face. "TAKE THAT!" She shrieked, and kicked him in the you-know-where.
"ooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!" Robin doubled over.
"Maricon." She hissed, when beastboy lept up behind her and ingected something in her arm, she slumped over.
"That little-" Robin swore luridly.
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Amy:hahahaha that was fun.
Caitlin: yea, 4 you. I got stuck with a needle.
Amy: so?
Caitlin: good point.
Amy: so, what will happen next, will anything spark between the two .... er... what's the word I'm looking for?
Caitlin: between Amy or Robin.
Amy: GOOD! And will they get the two girls to the tower with out being hurt?
Caitlin: and will the titans survive after they give Amy and Caitlin credit cards?
Amy: WHO KNOWS????
A&C: WE LOVE YOU! BYE!!!
Hyper: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!, or face my wrath!!!
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Caitlin: HI! And welcome back to CRAZY HYPERNESS!
Amy: HEY! That's my part!
Caitlin: Not anymore!
Amy: Says who?
Caitlin: SAYS ME!
Amy: oh yea?
Caitlin: YEA!
Amy: well, then, LET'S GET IT ON!!!
Caitlin: Get what on?
Amy: -_- I give up.
Caitlin: Give up what? Your boyfriend? Oh wait, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Amy: *bonks Caitlin* Neither do you.
Caitlin: oh yea..
Amy: idiot.
Caitlin: :(
Amy: Let's sing the nasty version of the fun song!
Caitlin: the one you made up at lunch?
Amy: YUP!
Caitlin: YAY!!!
Amy: "F" is for friends who DO STUFF together.
Caitlin: "U" is for u and me.
Amy: "C" is for caring.
Caitlin: "K" if for knowing.
Both: Beneath the bed covering!
Amy: that was fun.
Caitlin: Story time!
Random person: STORIES! YAY! *runs away*
Amy: Riiiiiiiiiiight.
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Location: Temporary Teen Titan Headquarters
Time: 5:13
Date: July 5th
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"Don't EVER make me go there again!" Beastboy shouted, "that dog is VICIOUS!"
Raven looked at him like he was crazy. "The dog is the size of a loaf of bread." She said, annoyed, "he wouldn't hurt a fly."
"A VICIOUS LOAF OF BREAD!" Beast boy thundered in Raven's ear. Raven's eyes lit up red, and she hissed at him. ::gulp:: "sorry..." he said, meekly.
Robin sighed, "yea, so they have an 'evil, vicious' dog, but what about THEM????"
"Don't you mean THEY? THEY is a scary movie."
"Shut up. The Girls, which one would be the best for the Titans?" Robin asked.
"hmmmmmmm..." Beastboy looked thoughtful. "I can't choose."
"Just when I thought he was using his brain." Cyborg whispered.
"What brain?" Raven Replied.
"DUDES! I HAVE A BRAIN!!!!"
"Beastboy, just choose." Robin said, annoyed.
"I already told you, I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!"
"You know their powers, I could sense them, now which personality would be better?"
"Ray, I know that. I. JUST. CAN'T. CHOOSE!" He said loudly and slowly.
"We can't choose both." Raven said."
"Why not?" Starfire asked.
"Yea, little lady, why not?" Cyborg chimed in.
Raven remained quiet.
"So it is decided!" Starfire shrieked, "we will have two new friends!!!!"
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Location: Caitlin's house
Time: 9:30
Date: July 5th
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"Caitlin!" called Amy while digging through Caitlin's freezer, "Where's the ice-cream?"
"You ate it all." Caitlin said, painting her nails at the table.
"No I didn't," Amy replied, tossing a bag of frozen peas over her shoulder, "You had two gallons."
"Then you ate all two gallons. How you stay thin is beyond me." Caitlin said, absent-mindedly.
"I have a fast metabolism."
"Ooo, big word."
"Shaddup." Amy continued to tear through the kitchen. She went off into one of the cabinets and returned with a bag of chips. "Roger seems nervous tonight." She remarked through a mouthful of chips.
"Could you stop eating for two seconds?" Caitlin asked.
Amy threw a chip at her. "Let's watch Finding Nemo." She suggested.
"Another movie?"
"Yea, it can be a double feature. I'll get the popcorn."
"I'll get the movie ready." Caitlin replied happily. Both girls went their separate ways. Perhaps five minutes later, they were sitting on the couch, fighting over the popcorn, entranced by the movie. (Amy: We're going to take this window of opportunity to-
Caitlin: EMBARRASS AMY! *Turns on TV*
TV Amy: *kissing picture of Robin* ROBIN! Oh robin! ROBIN!!!!!!!
Real Amy: EEP! *Turns off TV* Keep this up, and you won't be in "No matter where you go I will find you."
Caitlin: I don't care. :P
Amy: Good. *Turns on TV*
TV Caitlin: *counting zits singing* It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini, that she wore for the first time today, an itsy bitsy teeny weeny-
Real Caitlin: EEP! *Turns off TV* *bonks Amy with pillow*
Amy: *bonks Caitlin with videotape*
Caitlin: *grabs Video tape, reads* EMBARASSING MOMENTS OF WYATT.
Amy: Oh yea, I forgot about that.
TV Wyatt: *dancing in white short shorts and pink tank-top* I'm a slaaaaaaaaave, forever, I'm not trying to hide it, I will not deny that I'm a slaaaaaaaaaaaave-
A&C: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Amy: WAIT!
Caitlin: what?
Amy: we have to finish Ch.2!
Caitlin: Oh, yea!)
After the movie at 10:50, and Amy and Caitlin had decided to take an early night. Well, actually, her dad wanted them to shut up, so they did.
"It's not that bad," Caitlin remarked as the two of them trekked towards the bathroom to brush their teeth.
"Yea," Amy replied, "we could be attacked by five weird super heroes while we're trying to sleep."
"What? That's not what I meant."
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Location: Caitlin's bedroom
Time: 10:50
Date: DUH!
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"SHHHH!" Robin hissed, "I think they're coming!!!" Robin was underneath the bed, really close to where Amy was sleeping. Raven was in the closet, and Beastboy, who had transformed himself into a mealworm, was behind Caitlin's mirror. (Caitlin: a mealworm?
Amy: POWER TO THE MEALWORMS!!!!!
Caitlin: Mealworms are stupid!
Amy: NO! They are kewl!!!
Caitlin: STUPID!
Amy: KEWL
CAITLIN: STUPID!!!
AMY: STUPID!
Caitlin: KEWL!
Amy: hahahaha.
Caitlin: freak.)
Robin listened carefully, 'yup,' he thought, 'they're coming!' He glanced around, everyone was well hidden, he couldn't even see Starfire of Cyborg, who were lurking outside the window.
The footsteps were even louder, and he heard the door creak open, and the sound of muffled footsteps on the carpet. He heard the bedsprings creak above his head, and saw Amy lying on the floor. He waited until they were asleep and signled the others, then very carefully, they all crept out of their hiding places.
"let's do Caitlin first" Beastboy suggested.
"why?" asked Robin.
"I dunno."
Robin leaned over Caitlin, injecting something in her arm.
"DON'T YOU DARE!!!" Came a shriek from behind him, there Amy stood, glaring menecingly, her hair wild about her face. "TAKE THAT!" She shrieked, and kicked him in the you-know-where.
"ooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!" Robin doubled over.
"Maricon." She hissed, when beastboy lept up behind her and ingected something in her arm, she slumped over.
"That little-" Robin swore luridly.
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Amy:hahahaha that was fun.
Caitlin: yea, 4 you. I got stuck with a needle.
Amy: so?
Caitlin: good point.
Amy: so, what will happen next, will anything spark between the two .... er... what's the word I'm looking for?
Caitlin: between Amy or Robin.
Amy: GOOD! And will they get the two girls to the tower with out being hurt?
Caitlin: and will the titans survive after they give Amy and Caitlin credit cards?
Amy: WHO KNOWS????
A&C: WE LOVE YOU! BYE!!!
Hyper: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!, or face my wrath!!!