From Behind The Veil
By: Sailoranime
Chapter 4- Harry's school things! They talk! (Not really)
Dinner at Number 11, Grimmauld place was a fun affair. Unfortunately, Harry did not live in Number 11, he lived in Number 12 where dinner was about as fun as a tooth-pulling. If you were the person getting the tooth pulled out that is, not the person pulling it, who undoubtedly has a lot of fun. But that's not the point of this, now is it?
But since nothing interesting happened other than the revelation of what happened on the Halloween Harry's parent's died, we'll skip dinner. Harry sat in his room, once again wallowing int he death of Hermione. There was a soft knock at his door.
" Come in." Lupin peeked in.
" You busy, Harry?"
" No. Not really." Lupin cursed under his breath.
" Oh... well, Harry... I have something I need to tell you." Harry looked up, expecting something that would break the monotony. Perhaps another prophecy?
" Oh... well, go ahead." Harry answered tentavely. Lupin opened his mouth to speak when Sirius bounced into the room.
" Harry. Ron got attacked by a big black dog looking-like thing in his room. We don't know how it got into the house, but everyone's still looking for m... er... it."
Harry's eyes widened.
" Is he okay?" he jumped up from the bed and ran to stand in front of Sirius. " Is he really badly hurt?"
" No. He'll be fine, I... er... the thing didn't really have a good chance to get at him. Molly came in and interrup... stopped the attack." Harry looked at Sirius, and his eyes widened.
" Sirius... a big black-" Sirius cut him off. With the expression of someone who had just been cornered, he pointed at Lupin and shouted.
" He's your father, Harry! Remus is your father!" and with that, he ran out of the room. Harry was dumbfounded. You know, his usual state of mind with 'founded' after it. He turned to Remus.
" But I look exactly like my dad-"
" He's lying, Harry-"
" It's imposible! I have his looks exactly-"
" You're Sirius's kid! I'm tired of covering up for him-"
" And we even have the same build-"
" And then he told me. He told me: 'I messed up, Remus. I didn't know the baby spell would summon the stork! I thought it would turn her into a baby!'-"
" And he left me his things and the gold-"
" And I knew I should have told James! But he was so scared-"
" And I look just like him-"
" And I helped him hide it-"
" And besides, I LOOK JUST LIKE HIM!"
" I'm sorry, Harry! I never should have done it!"
Lupin and Harry both looked at each other, confused. "What were you saying?" they both asked at the same time. They shrugged.
" Oh, well, I have to go. Good night, Harry." Harry nodded and fake-yawned.
" Good night, sir." Lupin just nodded curtly and walked out of the room. Harry waited a minute before leaving the room too. He took off to find Sirius and tell him his suspicions about Lupin being able to change into a werewolf at will and attacking Ron.
Harry walked down the stairs. Silence. Sirius's voice pierced the silence.
" Harry, you there?"
" Yeah."
" Okay, great." then his voice turned into a whisper. "Can you still hear me?"
" Yeah." Harry answered.
" Great."
Harry frowned. What had that been about? It didn't take long to figure it out. Whispering soon reached his ears.
" But Dumbledore!"
" I'm sorry, Sirius. It can't be done."
" A time turner? Would that work?"
" Yes, but we're still left with the righeous anger issue."
"Ack! That kid and his righteous anger! Kill off Hagrid, then."
" Madame Maxine will sit on me if I do that."
Harry grinned. Sirius was trying to convince Dumbledore to bring back Hermione. How convenient that he always overheard whole conversations!
" Professor! Professor!" Harry ran down the rest of the stairs. " Professor!" When he reached the bottom he realized there was no one there other than Sirius.
" Where'd Dumbledore go?"
" Dumbledore? Dumbledore's not here."
" But I heard him!"
" You must be hearing things, Harry." Sirius said while scooping up Trevor from an old table and putting him in his pocket.
" Oh. Okay. Sirius! I think Mr. Remus Lupin can become a werewolf at will now, and attacked Ron!"
Sirius's face lit up! " I knew it! Yes, of course, Harry, it's Lupin's fault."
And so Sirius ans Harry walked back up the stairs, happy. And harry's Monster Book of Monster ran by, screaming. " Cookie! Me want cookie! Give Monster cookie!" After all, this IS about Harry's talking school supplies!
Oh, lord. This is just stupid. stupidity has run rampant! I swear, I have some really good ideas for this, but I can't just suddenly skip to that part. Oh. Crap. Wait, I can! This is a parody! *stupid grin* Okay, then if I write a next chapter, I'll just skip straight to that! But for now, review. Flames accepted. What happened to me? Ugh. The reason this took so long, not that you care, is because I forgot I killed off Hermione. I did this whole thing with Hermione in it, and then I had to rewrite it because Hermione is dead. I might bring her back. I don't know, it's going to be kind of hard to write a parody of 6th year without Harry's friends. Ron will live, as I think I mentioned before. So, yep. That's the story.
By: Sailoranime
Chapter 4- Harry's school things! They talk! (Not really)
Dinner at Number 11, Grimmauld place was a fun affair. Unfortunately, Harry did not live in Number 11, he lived in Number 12 where dinner was about as fun as a tooth-pulling. If you were the person getting the tooth pulled out that is, not the person pulling it, who undoubtedly has a lot of fun. But that's not the point of this, now is it?
But since nothing interesting happened other than the revelation of what happened on the Halloween Harry's parent's died, we'll skip dinner. Harry sat in his room, once again wallowing int he death of Hermione. There was a soft knock at his door.
" Come in." Lupin peeked in.
" You busy, Harry?"
" No. Not really." Lupin cursed under his breath.
" Oh... well, Harry... I have something I need to tell you." Harry looked up, expecting something that would break the monotony. Perhaps another prophecy?
" Oh... well, go ahead." Harry answered tentavely. Lupin opened his mouth to speak when Sirius bounced into the room.
" Harry. Ron got attacked by a big black dog looking-like thing in his room. We don't know how it got into the house, but everyone's still looking for m... er... it."
Harry's eyes widened.
" Is he okay?" he jumped up from the bed and ran to stand in front of Sirius. " Is he really badly hurt?"
" No. He'll be fine, I... er... the thing didn't really have a good chance to get at him. Molly came in and interrup... stopped the attack." Harry looked at Sirius, and his eyes widened.
" Sirius... a big black-" Sirius cut him off. With the expression of someone who had just been cornered, he pointed at Lupin and shouted.
" He's your father, Harry! Remus is your father!" and with that, he ran out of the room. Harry was dumbfounded. You know, his usual state of mind with 'founded' after it. He turned to Remus.
" But I look exactly like my dad-"
" He's lying, Harry-"
" It's imposible! I have his looks exactly-"
" You're Sirius's kid! I'm tired of covering up for him-"
" And we even have the same build-"
" And then he told me. He told me: 'I messed up, Remus. I didn't know the baby spell would summon the stork! I thought it would turn her into a baby!'-"
" And he left me his things and the gold-"
" And I knew I should have told James! But he was so scared-"
" And I look just like him-"
" And I helped him hide it-"
" And besides, I LOOK JUST LIKE HIM!"
" I'm sorry, Harry! I never should have done it!"
Lupin and Harry both looked at each other, confused. "What were you saying?" they both asked at the same time. They shrugged.
" Oh, well, I have to go. Good night, Harry." Harry nodded and fake-yawned.
" Good night, sir." Lupin just nodded curtly and walked out of the room. Harry waited a minute before leaving the room too. He took off to find Sirius and tell him his suspicions about Lupin being able to change into a werewolf at will and attacking Ron.
Harry walked down the stairs. Silence. Sirius's voice pierced the silence.
" Harry, you there?"
" Yeah."
" Okay, great." then his voice turned into a whisper. "Can you still hear me?"
" Yeah." Harry answered.
" Great."
Harry frowned. What had that been about? It didn't take long to figure it out. Whispering soon reached his ears.
" But Dumbledore!"
" I'm sorry, Sirius. It can't be done."
" A time turner? Would that work?"
" Yes, but we're still left with the righeous anger issue."
"Ack! That kid and his righteous anger! Kill off Hagrid, then."
" Madame Maxine will sit on me if I do that."
Harry grinned. Sirius was trying to convince Dumbledore to bring back Hermione. How convenient that he always overheard whole conversations!
" Professor! Professor!" Harry ran down the rest of the stairs. " Professor!" When he reached the bottom he realized there was no one there other than Sirius.
" Where'd Dumbledore go?"
" Dumbledore? Dumbledore's not here."
" But I heard him!"
" You must be hearing things, Harry." Sirius said while scooping up Trevor from an old table and putting him in his pocket.
" Oh. Okay. Sirius! I think Mr. Remus Lupin can become a werewolf at will now, and attacked Ron!"
Sirius's face lit up! " I knew it! Yes, of course, Harry, it's Lupin's fault."
And so Sirius ans Harry walked back up the stairs, happy. And harry's Monster Book of Monster ran by, screaming. " Cookie! Me want cookie! Give Monster cookie!" After all, this IS about Harry's talking school supplies!
Oh, lord. This is just stupid. stupidity has run rampant! I swear, I have some really good ideas for this, but I can't just suddenly skip to that part. Oh. Crap. Wait, I can! This is a parody! *stupid grin* Okay, then if I write a next chapter, I'll just skip straight to that! But for now, review. Flames accepted. What happened to me? Ugh. The reason this took so long, not that you care, is because I forgot I killed off Hermione. I did this whole thing with Hermione in it, and then I had to rewrite it because Hermione is dead. I might bring her back. I don't know, it's going to be kind of hard to write a parody of 6th year without Harry's friends. Ron will live, as I think I mentioned before. So, yep. That's the story.