IMPORTANT! Read!: Word of the day: DAMN
Wyatt: *tied to chair with electric razor coming nearer and nearer* Caitlin and Amy-
Amy: ahem
Wyatt: *sweat* I mean Neither Amy nor Caitlin own the teen titans, if they did, Amy would be even more perverted and sick than she already-
Amy: HEY!
Wyatt: I mean Amy and Robin would marry and I could date Starfire who is too stupid to know what a jerk I am.
Caitlin: Heads up to Star. He's very dumb, trust me on this, I dated him.
Amy: EW!
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Amy: WHOOHOO!!!!!!
Caitlin: What???
Amy: I am HYPER!!!
Caitlin: After running around outside for half an hour?
Amy: YEP!!!
Caitlin: and jumping on the trampoline?
Amy: YEP!!!
Caitlin: well at least in all this there is some good news.
Amy: what?
Caitlin: I just saved a load of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco
Amy: -_-
Caitlin: I know I'm funny, I am soooooo funny!
Audience: BOO! YOU STINK!
Caitlin: when'd we get an audience?
Amy: They came in to boo you. CELL PHONES ROCK!
Audience: YAY!!!
Caitlin: THE AUDIENCE IS RETARDED!
Audience: YAAA- I mean BOOO!
Caitlin: *kills audience*
Audience: x_x
Amy: Violence, I like violence.
Caitlin: I like the story.
Amy: story? What story?
Caitlin: YOU IDIOT! WHAT DID YOU THINK WE WERE WRITING?
Amy: a thrilling psycho killer novel?
Caitlin: -_-
Amy: what? I thought it was funny.
Audience: YAY AMY!!!
Caitlin: I KILLED YOU ALL!!! DIE AGAIN, EVIL MINIONS OF AMY!!!
Audience: oops. *dies again* x_x
Amy: muahahahahahaha I love my evil minions.
Caitlin: why don't I get evil minions?
Amy: because, unlike you, I am special.
Barney: every one of us is special, we should sing a song about it.
Amy: NO!!!
*Caitlin takes over keyboard*
Caitlin: Muahhha
*Amy gains her rightful control and harms Caitlin physically.*
Barney: Now now, violence is never the answer.
Amy: says who?
Caitlin: yea who? And how did you get in here anyway, don't you know this is a Teen Titan fiction?
Amy: yea, and did you notice that we didn't actually write the chapter yet?
Caitlin: we better kill barney fast!
*Amy and Caitlin get a chain saw and weed wacker and turn barney into a purple, green and red mess.*
Barney: x_x
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Time: 9:00 am
Date: July 6th
Amy and Caitlin awoke to find them on a cold cement floor in an unrecognizable place.
"ARG!!!" Amy screeched, "where the hell are we?"
"HELL!?!?" Caitlin shrieked, "WE'RE IN HELL? NOOOOOOOOO!"
Amy looked at her like she was an idiot. (Amy: and you are!
Caitlin: *smacks Amy*
Amy: ow.) "We are not in hell, we are simply in-" she stopped when she saw Robin, "OO! Hot guy! REALLY HOT GUY! HOT DREAMY GUY! I must be dreaming! Uh- oh, I know how this dream ends! I don't want Caitlin to know how horney I am."
Robin looked at her, "I'm not a dream guy, I'm the maricon, remember? And Horney?"
"Er, I didn't say horney, I said my jokes are corny." Amy said, trying to cover it up.
"uh-huh.." Robin said, not believing her, "anyways, we're the Teen Titans, and that kick you gave me really hurt, so if you don't do what we ask, we're suing you."
"oooh, guys who threaten me with blackmail are hot!" Amy then glanced at Caitlin, and everyone else in the room, "what? They are!"
"what ever, Amy." Caitlin said, annoyed, "You think every thing about the male species is hot!"
"That is SO not true! Wyatt is so NOT HOT!"
"who said Wyatt is of the male species?"
"good point."
Robin cleared his throat, "sorry to interrupt this gossip session, but we have business to deal with."
"What kind of business?" Amy asked, eyeing him.
"Not THAT kind of business, dumbass." Caitlin said.
"damn."
Robin looked at them annoyed, "Why won't they listen to me???" he asked Raven
"Because they're girls, and one of them thinks you're hot, so you better leave the room."
"um, ok.." Robin said, leaving.
"NOO! MARICON! DON'T LEAVE!" Amy yelled after he left.
"you just called him a faggot, you know."
"I thought it meant fairy"
Caitlin sighed, "Fairy means faggot."
"oh, then what are those pretty little creatures with wings that live in fairy tales?"
Caitlin sighed, "Forget it Amy, give up while you're ahead."
"Ahead of what?"
"nevermind."
Raven, meanwhile was extremely annoyed. "I WANT YOU TO STOP JABBERING ABOUT USELESS THINGS!" She yelled.
"Um, ok." Amy said.
"we'll stop." Caitlin retoned.
"Ok, thank you. We are the teen titans."
"Dur." Amy said.
Raven's temple throbbed. "We have selected you to be members of the teen titans."
"And what if we say no?"
"Then we will sue you for beating up Robin, and you'll never learn to use your powers."
Caitlin and Amy jumped up, "WE HAVE POWERS?!?" They both shrieked.
"Yes, you have powers."
"COOLIO!" Amy yelled, "What can I do?"
Raven sighed. "You can shoot heat rays, like starting fires and such, and you have super speed and are in essence a greater acrobat than Robin."
"Those powers suck. I wanna fly." Amy complained.
Well you cant, and you'll have to live with it."
"Damn."
"What powers do I have?" Caitlin asked eagerly.
"You can shoot water rays, freeze people, and talk to animals."
"AWESOME!" Caitlin shouted.
"HEY!" Amy complained, "why does she get three powers?"
"Because I'm special." Caitlin said. (Barney: Everyone is special.
Caitlin: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!"
Barney: Violence is never the answer.
Amy: yes it is. *Hacks barney into pieces*)
Amy snorted. "Fine, be that way."
Caitlin grinned, "I will then."
Amy stuck out her tongue. At that moment, Beastboy walked in the room, yawning sleepily. Caitlin's jaw dropped, and she stared at him drooling.
"What is so-" Amy turned around, "why are you drooling over a green dude?"
"He's a totally hot green dude."
"Why thank you." Beast boy said, popping over Caitlin's Shoulder.
"EEK!" Caitlin screeched, Amy just groaned.
"I'm going off to find Maricon." She said, and left.
"Damn."
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Amy: I love that word. Damn, Damn, Damny damn damn damn.
Caitlin: I happen to like the word fu-
Amy: DON'T SAY IT!
Caitlin: Why?
Amy: Because it's rude. You can have the word "shit"
Caitlin: okeydoke. Shit shit shitty shit shit shat.
Amy: I'm outie.
Caitlin: and I'm shitty!
Amy: and I'm Horn-. aw forget it.
Caitlin: T-t-t-hat's all f-f-f-olks!
Wyatt: *tied to chair with electric razor coming nearer and nearer* Caitlin and Amy-
Amy: ahem
Wyatt: *sweat* I mean Neither Amy nor Caitlin own the teen titans, if they did, Amy would be even more perverted and sick than she already-
Amy: HEY!
Wyatt: I mean Amy and Robin would marry and I could date Starfire who is too stupid to know what a jerk I am.
Caitlin: Heads up to Star. He's very dumb, trust me on this, I dated him.
Amy: EW!
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Amy: WHOOHOO!!!!!!
Caitlin: What???
Amy: I am HYPER!!!
Caitlin: After running around outside for half an hour?
Amy: YEP!!!
Caitlin: and jumping on the trampoline?
Amy: YEP!!!
Caitlin: well at least in all this there is some good news.
Amy: what?
Caitlin: I just saved a load of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco
Amy: -_-
Caitlin: I know I'm funny, I am soooooo funny!
Audience: BOO! YOU STINK!
Caitlin: when'd we get an audience?
Amy: They came in to boo you. CELL PHONES ROCK!
Audience: YAY!!!
Caitlin: THE AUDIENCE IS RETARDED!
Audience: YAAA- I mean BOOO!
Caitlin: *kills audience*
Audience: x_x
Amy: Violence, I like violence.
Caitlin: I like the story.
Amy: story? What story?
Caitlin: YOU IDIOT! WHAT DID YOU THINK WE WERE WRITING?
Amy: a thrilling psycho killer novel?
Caitlin: -_-
Amy: what? I thought it was funny.
Audience: YAY AMY!!!
Caitlin: I KILLED YOU ALL!!! DIE AGAIN, EVIL MINIONS OF AMY!!!
Audience: oops. *dies again* x_x
Amy: muahahahahahaha I love my evil minions.
Caitlin: why don't I get evil minions?
Amy: because, unlike you, I am special.
Barney: every one of us is special, we should sing a song about it.
Amy: NO!!!
*Caitlin takes over keyboard*
Caitlin: Muahhha
*Amy gains her rightful control and harms Caitlin physically.*
Barney: Now now, violence is never the answer.
Amy: says who?
Caitlin: yea who? And how did you get in here anyway, don't you know this is a Teen Titan fiction?
Amy: yea, and did you notice that we didn't actually write the chapter yet?
Caitlin: we better kill barney fast!
*Amy and Caitlin get a chain saw and weed wacker and turn barney into a purple, green and red mess.*
Barney: x_x
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Location: Teen Titan Tower
Time: 9:00 am
Date: July 6th
Amy and Caitlin awoke to find them on a cold cement floor in an unrecognizable place.
"ARG!!!" Amy screeched, "where the hell are we?"
"HELL!?!?" Caitlin shrieked, "WE'RE IN HELL? NOOOOOOOOO!"
Amy looked at her like she was an idiot. (Amy: and you are!
Caitlin: *smacks Amy*
Amy: ow.) "We are not in hell, we are simply in-" she stopped when she saw Robin, "OO! Hot guy! REALLY HOT GUY! HOT DREAMY GUY! I must be dreaming! Uh- oh, I know how this dream ends! I don't want Caitlin to know how horney I am."
Robin looked at her, "I'm not a dream guy, I'm the maricon, remember? And Horney?"
"Er, I didn't say horney, I said my jokes are corny." Amy said, trying to cover it up.
"uh-huh.." Robin said, not believing her, "anyways, we're the Teen Titans, and that kick you gave me really hurt, so if you don't do what we ask, we're suing you."
"oooh, guys who threaten me with blackmail are hot!" Amy then glanced at Caitlin, and everyone else in the room, "what? They are!"
"what ever, Amy." Caitlin said, annoyed, "You think every thing about the male species is hot!"
"That is SO not true! Wyatt is so NOT HOT!"
"who said Wyatt is of the male species?"
"good point."
Robin cleared his throat, "sorry to interrupt this gossip session, but we have business to deal with."
"What kind of business?" Amy asked, eyeing him.
"Not THAT kind of business, dumbass." Caitlin said.
"damn."
Robin looked at them annoyed, "Why won't they listen to me???" he asked Raven
"Because they're girls, and one of them thinks you're hot, so you better leave the room."
"um, ok.." Robin said, leaving.
"NOO! MARICON! DON'T LEAVE!" Amy yelled after he left.
"you just called him a faggot, you know."
"I thought it meant fairy"
Caitlin sighed, "Fairy means faggot."
"oh, then what are those pretty little creatures with wings that live in fairy tales?"
Caitlin sighed, "Forget it Amy, give up while you're ahead."
"Ahead of what?"
"nevermind."
Raven, meanwhile was extremely annoyed. "I WANT YOU TO STOP JABBERING ABOUT USELESS THINGS!" She yelled.
"Um, ok." Amy said.
"we'll stop." Caitlin retoned.
"Ok, thank you. We are the teen titans."
"Dur." Amy said.
Raven's temple throbbed. "We have selected you to be members of the teen titans."
"And what if we say no?"
"Then we will sue you for beating up Robin, and you'll never learn to use your powers."
Caitlin and Amy jumped up, "WE HAVE POWERS?!?" They both shrieked.
"Yes, you have powers."
"COOLIO!" Amy yelled, "What can I do?"
Raven sighed. "You can shoot heat rays, like starting fires and such, and you have super speed and are in essence a greater acrobat than Robin."
"Those powers suck. I wanna fly." Amy complained.
Well you cant, and you'll have to live with it."
"Damn."
"What powers do I have?" Caitlin asked eagerly.
"You can shoot water rays, freeze people, and talk to animals."
"AWESOME!" Caitlin shouted.
"HEY!" Amy complained, "why does she get three powers?"
"Because I'm special." Caitlin said. (Barney: Everyone is special.
Caitlin: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!"
Barney: Violence is never the answer.
Amy: yes it is. *Hacks barney into pieces*)
Amy snorted. "Fine, be that way."
Caitlin grinned, "I will then."
Amy stuck out her tongue. At that moment, Beastboy walked in the room, yawning sleepily. Caitlin's jaw dropped, and she stared at him drooling.
"What is so-" Amy turned around, "why are you drooling over a green dude?"
"He's a totally hot green dude."
"Why thank you." Beast boy said, popping over Caitlin's Shoulder.
"EEK!" Caitlin screeched, Amy just groaned.
"I'm going off to find Maricon." She said, and left.
"Damn."
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Amy: I love that word. Damn, Damn, Damny damn damn damn.
Caitlin: I happen to like the word fu-
Amy: DON'T SAY IT!
Caitlin: Why?
Amy: Because it's rude. You can have the word "shit"
Caitlin: okeydoke. Shit shit shitty shit shit shat.
Amy: I'm outie.
Caitlin: and I'm shitty!
Amy: and I'm Horn-. aw forget it.
Caitlin: T-t-t-hat's all f-f-f-olks!