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"There's A Fine Line Between Love And Hate"

~MyStErIoUs RàMéN*~

"A Pervert Revealed! Sango and Miroku? Hmm Might Have Something There!"

"Kagome I am sorry I doubted you . . it is just well . ." Inuyasha said sadly sitting on his bed with Kagome. It was around Midnight and neither could sleep.

"I Understand Inuyasha . . you don't have to explain . . you went through a lot and I am sorry I rushed you . .."

"You don't have to be sorry for something you didn't do on purpose. ."

"Thank you" she said warmly as she smiled, got up, and began walking away.

"You don't have to go you know . ." he said weekly before she reached the door.

"you don't want me to leave?" she asked thoughtfully.

"well .. it is just . . but . yes! No! I don't know!" he grumpily said trying to hide his blush.

(*back to his old self . .*) she thought as she rolled her eyes and walked up to Inuyasha.

"Okay okay!" She said in mock anger as she jumped into the bed.

"G'night Inuyasha!" she added as she closed her eyes and snuggled up to him. Once again he blushed. He thought he would never be able to get over the fact that a girl was with him.

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The Next Morning

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" They really are cute together" Sango said with this bubbly happy expression.

"Yes they are Sango my lovely." Miroku added on reaching down and for once holding her hand and NOT something ELSE. She slightly twitched at the contact but then blushed realizing she liked the warm feeling his hands had. Too bad they wondered on their own most of the time.

The two were spying on the sleeping couple because well . . they thought that they might finally be relieved of their job of keeping the two from creating World War III.

Miroku looked down at Sango just as she was turning to him to whisper that she thought their job was done. Though little did they know how close they were to each other. Sango had a bright blush and her grin of victory turned to a worried look of embarrassment.

"ummmm" was her simple answer as their noses were almost touching.

"About time" Kagome whispered to Inuyasha, for they, had begun to spy on them.

"what do you me 'about time'?" He asked.

"well don't tell me you didn't see those two. I see my sister look at him every once in a while, and any time you say his name she lightly blushes most of the time." She whispered back. He nodded and they continued to spy.

Sango slowly released her hand from his.

"heh eh . . umm we gotta get to .. breakfast . . ya .." Sango said awkwardly as she zapped out of site and flew down the stairs. Miroku just blinked thinking on what the hell he just did with his sad perverted brain of his where in a world of groping women nothing is illegal.

"You go lover boy!" Kagome giggled as Miroku whirled around.

"you two are supposed to be sleeping!" Miroku said a little panicked.

"aww come n Miroku I know you want her like every other girl you meet according to your past!" Inuyasha said accusingly.

"Oh look who's talking! You wouldn't know how to treat a lady if you weren't being forced to marry one!" Miroku retorted not wanting to let his guard down.

"and you are telling me YOU know how to treat a lady?"

"Guys calm down! Let me translate this for you Miroku. Inuyasha and I are being forced to marry but we can deal because there really is no choice. You obviously like Sango and Inuyasha is just pointing out that you have liked a lot of women in your past. But Sango seems to like you too so I say you should go for her!" Kagome said quickly a little annoyed she had to repeat EVERYTHING when I came to those two in a fight especially about women.

"Oh .. Inuyasha can I talk to you?"

"Umm okay" Inuyasha said as he gave Miroku a weird look and followed him to his room.

"Like . . how do I get Sango to like me?" Miroku asked a little nervous.

"You are actually going to try and make a commitment monk?" Inuyasha asked with his usual airy tone.

"Yes" Miroku said firmly and then looked really pathetic. And then the inevitable and terrible came. Inuyasha gave advice on women. Almost as bad as if Miroku gave it.

Kagome and Sango were downstairs at the breakfast table dealing with the parents on the boys absence.

"You see Miroku and Inuyasha are talking" Sango said simply not really wanting to deal with it.

"Oh all right" Kagome's mother said. "When do you expect they will be down?" as if on cue the two boys came cascading down as neatly as they could. They sat down and the food came out.

( In case you are wondering. . . why is Miroku a Servant/ friend eating with them? Well .. . you see they all insisted one night when they were eating and the parents agreed deciding the younger ones needed someone else to talk to.)

Kagome shot Inuyasha a questioning look but he just replied with a look that clearly told her 'Don't-you-dare-ask-now-or-else-we-could-get-in-a- major-bind'. She took that look seriously and went back to eating her food with everyone else in small conversation and chit-chat.

~~~ Previously in the Other Room With The Boys~~~

"So what do you propose that I actually do Inuyasha?" Miroku questioned blindly.

"Well you could always do what me and Kagome did"

"what you mean try to kill each other?"

"Hey you shut up!"

"Such hostility Inuyasha tsk tsk.."

Inuyasha folded his arms over his chest and looked really smug. "Then I suppose you don't want my help then Miroku?"

"NO NO YES I DO!"

Like giving and then taking candy from a baby until the baby decided to cry and the mother comes and you get arrested for trying to "poison" a kid.

It was going to be hell.... . . . . ~'~End Part 1~'~ . . . . SORRY IT TOOOK SO LONG! You've already heard the news im sure but anyway I am back.slow but staedy..please review.. Do arigato! Mysteriouse Ramen