Hey! Told you I'd start updating every day! Well..pretty soon it might switch off between everyday and every other day because I still have other stories to update, too! I'm slowly working my way up to longer chapters, so. . . yeah. o_o;;;

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""A Sorta Fearie Tale ""

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"There's a Fine Line Between Love And Hate."

~MyStErIoUs RàMéN*~

Chapter 13, "A replay of the past! The Character swap of the dinner date!"

Inuyasha and Miroku were both going through the closet in the monk's humble room, but seemingly having issues with what to wear. . .

"Dammit, Miroku! Is the only colour you wear purple?! You know what that means, right? Are you sure you should be asking a girl out?" Inuyasha huffed in exasperation.

Miroku's eye twitched as he mechanically turned to look at his friend, "Yes! I'm sure, you're the one with the girlishly long hair!" he spat back in annoyance.

"Yeah, well! . . . I don't wear purple!" was the oh so cleverly thought-out retort.

Miroku blinked and shook his head, pulling his hands up in mock surrender. "Oh, Inuyasha, I'm terribly sorry! You're right, you don't wear purple. You're too smart for me, I'm afraid I've lost this fight!"

"No shit, of course I'm smart." His over-confident companion haughtily remarked, converting Miroku's sarcasm into literal terms.

Miroku blinked and disbelief and shook his head. His friend needed some serious though-process training. After several moments, they found the proper outfit, a normal dress shirt, white, NOT purple, and a pair of nice pants. That's right, not the colour purple in sight, (no rhyme intended) and not on long cloak or robe. Just normal pants. . . And a shirt. Shocking, ne?

"I still can't believe he asked you out! And That. Well..You're going!" Kagome squeaked in excitement, fixing her sister's hair and poking and prodding out the creases in Sango's lovely dress.

"What's that supposed to mean? That you can't believe I accepted his request?" Sango scrunched up her nose in annoyance, already on the not-so- bright-side about being poked and picked at in a very uncomfortable, but beautiful, dress.

"It's just. . . You know, he is a pervert, but. . . I'm so proud!!!" The younger girl sniffed and applauded momentarily, earning the odd and unusual looks of her sister.

" Right, Kagome. . ." Sango drawled out, finally swatting away her hands and jumping off the mini pedestal. "I look fine dammit!" Sango finally squeaked in annoyance. "I know you do, I was just making sure you looked *perfect* for your boyfriend.

The only real response after that was an immediate blush and a hissy- fit streak of denial on the 'out-of-place' boyfriend comment. Kagome, sadly, could only stare and hide.

"Nervous?" Inuyasha teased in an annoying way.

"Why would *I* get nervous?" The monk only twitched, speaking as calmly as possible.

"Because you suck." Inuyasha cheered happily and Miroku turned once again to glare. "Take that back!" he hissed, his calm attitude finally coming to a halt with a threatening mental snap.

"Why should I?" Was the smug reply.

"Because. . . I'll. . . I'll kill you!" The older man twitched.

"You, kill, me? Ha ha! Yeah right!"

"You're pushing it, Long hair."

"Shut up, purple!"

"DO'T CALL ME PURPLE!"

"Purple purple purple!!!"

"I sware Inuyasha, don't make me"

"What was that? Huh, huh? Did you say something, Purple?"

This time there was no response, just a tackle and yelp of surprise. Miroku, had indeed, jumped Inuyasha, and was now currently proceeding in trying to kill the other.

Sango and Kagome slowly walked to the dining hall to find the two boys, on top of each other (fighting! Really, that's all XD) in a very provocative position.

"Ow Ow Miroku! STOP IT!"

"Hold still or it'll hurt more!"

"I SAID STOP! I DON'T WANNA! UNCLE UNCLE!"

"Not now! Not when I'm this close.!!!" (Close to winning the fight if any of you are curious to what he meant, lol)

"STOP! PLEASE!"

"YOU PIG!" A female voice screamed through the two male's shouting voices.

"Sango. . .?" Both boys questioned at once.

"Miroku! You're a pig! You asked me out, not Inuyasha! You said you liked me! You aren't nice, you, you meanie! You unfair meanie!" Sango then, proceeded to storm out of the room, with Kagome at

her heals. The two boys looked to each other and blushed, getting off immediately. Um. . . oops?

Hey guys! I know, I know! Another short chapter, but I would have done more if I didn't have a guest coming over, Update tomorrow! Ja!

~Mysteriouse Ramen~