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Disclaimer: If I owned Zoids, Thomas would be incinerated. Unfortunately, I don't.
Chillin' On the Dark Side
CHAPTER 5: Van & Co. Crash the Party!
"Hey, cruel-hearted, uncaring, villainous evil-doers! How's it hangin'?" Van called out. (Thinking of Gohan! ^_^)
Fiona popped out from behind him. "HELLO!" she called out in her usual annoyingly happy way.
"Looks like the village idiots have arrived." Raven muttered.
"WHAT?!?! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU MORONS DOING IN MY EVIL DOMAIN?!?!" the Dark Kaiser yelled in anger and astonishment.
"What, are we crashing a holiday party or somethin'?" Irvine asked with a casual shrug.
"How kind of you to take time out from your idiot's convention to come and visit us!" Dark Kaiser commented, trying to regain his composure.
"Ain't it? We aren't interrupting yours though, are we?" Irvine asked with a smile.
"Har har." Dark Kaiser remarked dryly.
"Hey, you got anything to eat around here? I'm starved!" Van shouted as he rummaged through the fridge. He tossed loaf after loaf of bread out of the way with distaste. "Are you kidding me? Is this all you've got?" he asked desperately.
"HEY! WHO SAID YOU COULD TOUCH MY FOOD?!" the Dark Kaiser yelled.
Van rolled his eyes. "Well, I wouldn't have if I knew that all you had was a bunch of gross bread!" he said with disgust.
"HEY, THAT'S MY MOTHER YOU'RE INSULTING YOU LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL CRETIN!" the Dark Kaiser cried.
Moonbay waved her hand casually. "Hey, cool it old-timer! We just came over to spread a little holiday cheer, man! Is dat, like, cool with ya'll?" she asked.
**WARNING: If you are a fan of Thomas, you should just click back right now, because I guarantee that you WILL NOT like my portrayal of him. You have been warned.**
"Like, totally! What is like, *up* with you dawgs?!" Thomas shrieked.
"I don't remember asking you morons to come throw a stupid holiday party over here!" the Dark Kaiser scoffed.
"Well, yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh! We're like, doing random acts of kindness, and some junk!" Thomas replied in a peppy voice.
"Yeah, well you better get the heck outta here before I obliterate you!" Reese snapped as she finally released her death hold on Raven. Raven laughed at her threat. "Yeah sure Reese! Like you obliterated me, right?" he asked.
"Don't be such a like, jerk, ya know? You're majorly like, destroying the moment!" Thomas told Reese.
Reese sighed in annoyance. "Let me put it in language you'll understand: Get out of my like, home pad before I totally, like, go mental, girlfriend!"
"Girl, you like, need a serious latte break, ya know?" Thomas advised.
"And you need like, a serious brain surgery, ya know?" Reese spat sarcastically.
"So Van," Raven smirked. "Have you come all this way just to be killed?"
"Oh come on Raven, let it go! It's Christmas! Can't we just enjoy it? Ya know, peace..... love....... gingerbread?" Van asked.
"Are you kidding me?" Raven scowled. "I don't believe in peace, love, or *gingerbread*, you moron! Get in your zoid now!"
"Forget it Raven! Hey, who wants to play Christmas Bingo?!" Van shouted.
"Me, I do!" Fiona yelled.
"Oooooo, me, me, pick me!!!" Hiltz yelled excitedly.
"I can't believe this. I'm surrounded. I'm completely surrounded by MORONS! Am I the only sane person here?" Raven yelled as he pulled a picture of Van out of his pocket. "I hate you, you stupid inferior zoid pilot! I HATE YOU, YA HEAR ME?!" he shouted as he ripped the picture into a million pieces.
"Well, I wouldn't exactly say sane." Reese muttered as she watched him tear up the picture. Raven threw the pieces into the air and turned to look at her. "Look Reese! It's snowing!" Raven laughed wildly as the pieces fell to the ground around him. (Raven's losing it! Well, technically he never had it in the first place. ^_^)
"Well, DUH! Of course it's snowing! We're at the North Pole!" Hiltz rolled his eyes as though that fact was painfully obvious. He looked down at the table where he was sitting with Van and Fiona. "I GOT BINGO! KING ME, KING ME!" he screamed excitedly.
Reese surveyed the scene around her. Irvine and Moonbay were sitting in a corner drinking coffee, and Dark Kaiser was hanging out in his orb. Van, Fiona, and Hiltz were playing Christmas Bingo, and the organoids were arguing about who was the coolest. Thomas was busy with the latest issue of Seventeen, and Raven was still watching the pieces of paper swirl around him with a twisted smile on his face.
"In the name of Zi," Reese muttered. "This can't possibly get any worse." Or at least that's what she thought. Suddenly the ground shook under her feet and almost threw her off balance. "WHAT THE-" Reese shrieked. She looked around her to see if anyone else had noticed, and the rumbling grew louder. "Uh...guys?" Reese asked. "Guys? HEY YOU GUYS!!" she screamed as the rumbling grew to a deafening roar. Suddenly a huge mass of people burst through a wall of the Dark Kaiser's lair.
So, is Thomas a pearly pink or a fire engine red? ^_^ Any fans of Thomas out there, don't kill me! I mean, he's just so easy to make fun of! And you *were* forewarned. Anyways, sorry, that was a really short chapter. But the next chapter is really long and it'll be up soon, I promise! As Thomas would say(well *my* Thomas, anyway): "Like, peace out home dawgs!"
Disclaimer: If I owned Zoids, Thomas would be incinerated. Unfortunately, I don't.
Chillin' On the Dark Side
CHAPTER 5: Van & Co. Crash the Party!
"Hey, cruel-hearted, uncaring, villainous evil-doers! How's it hangin'?" Van called out. (Thinking of Gohan! ^_^)
Fiona popped out from behind him. "HELLO!" she called out in her usual annoyingly happy way.
"Looks like the village idiots have arrived." Raven muttered.
"WHAT?!?! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU MORONS DOING IN MY EVIL DOMAIN?!?!" the Dark Kaiser yelled in anger and astonishment.
"What, are we crashing a holiday party or somethin'?" Irvine asked with a casual shrug.
"How kind of you to take time out from your idiot's convention to come and visit us!" Dark Kaiser commented, trying to regain his composure.
"Ain't it? We aren't interrupting yours though, are we?" Irvine asked with a smile.
"Har har." Dark Kaiser remarked dryly.
"Hey, you got anything to eat around here? I'm starved!" Van shouted as he rummaged through the fridge. He tossed loaf after loaf of bread out of the way with distaste. "Are you kidding me? Is this all you've got?" he asked desperately.
"HEY! WHO SAID YOU COULD TOUCH MY FOOD?!" the Dark Kaiser yelled.
Van rolled his eyes. "Well, I wouldn't have if I knew that all you had was a bunch of gross bread!" he said with disgust.
"HEY, THAT'S MY MOTHER YOU'RE INSULTING YOU LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL CRETIN!" the Dark Kaiser cried.
Moonbay waved her hand casually. "Hey, cool it old-timer! We just came over to spread a little holiday cheer, man! Is dat, like, cool with ya'll?" she asked.
**WARNING: If you are a fan of Thomas, you should just click back right now, because I guarantee that you WILL NOT like my portrayal of him. You have been warned.**
"Like, totally! What is like, *up* with you dawgs?!" Thomas shrieked.
"I don't remember asking you morons to come throw a stupid holiday party over here!" the Dark Kaiser scoffed.
"Well, yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh! We're like, doing random acts of kindness, and some junk!" Thomas replied in a peppy voice.
"Yeah, well you better get the heck outta here before I obliterate you!" Reese snapped as she finally released her death hold on Raven. Raven laughed at her threat. "Yeah sure Reese! Like you obliterated me, right?" he asked.
"Don't be such a like, jerk, ya know? You're majorly like, destroying the moment!" Thomas told Reese.
Reese sighed in annoyance. "Let me put it in language you'll understand: Get out of my like, home pad before I totally, like, go mental, girlfriend!"
"Girl, you like, need a serious latte break, ya know?" Thomas advised.
"And you need like, a serious brain surgery, ya know?" Reese spat sarcastically.
"So Van," Raven smirked. "Have you come all this way just to be killed?"
"Oh come on Raven, let it go! It's Christmas! Can't we just enjoy it? Ya know, peace..... love....... gingerbread?" Van asked.
"Are you kidding me?" Raven scowled. "I don't believe in peace, love, or *gingerbread*, you moron! Get in your zoid now!"
"Forget it Raven! Hey, who wants to play Christmas Bingo?!" Van shouted.
"Me, I do!" Fiona yelled.
"Oooooo, me, me, pick me!!!" Hiltz yelled excitedly.
"I can't believe this. I'm surrounded. I'm completely surrounded by MORONS! Am I the only sane person here?" Raven yelled as he pulled a picture of Van out of his pocket. "I hate you, you stupid inferior zoid pilot! I HATE YOU, YA HEAR ME?!" he shouted as he ripped the picture into a million pieces.
"Well, I wouldn't exactly say sane." Reese muttered as she watched him tear up the picture. Raven threw the pieces into the air and turned to look at her. "Look Reese! It's snowing!" Raven laughed wildly as the pieces fell to the ground around him. (Raven's losing it! Well, technically he never had it in the first place. ^_^)
"Well, DUH! Of course it's snowing! We're at the North Pole!" Hiltz rolled his eyes as though that fact was painfully obvious. He looked down at the table where he was sitting with Van and Fiona. "I GOT BINGO! KING ME, KING ME!" he screamed excitedly.
Reese surveyed the scene around her. Irvine and Moonbay were sitting in a corner drinking coffee, and Dark Kaiser was hanging out in his orb. Van, Fiona, and Hiltz were playing Christmas Bingo, and the organoids were arguing about who was the coolest. Thomas was busy with the latest issue of Seventeen, and Raven was still watching the pieces of paper swirl around him with a twisted smile on his face.
"In the name of Zi," Reese muttered. "This can't possibly get any worse." Or at least that's what she thought. Suddenly the ground shook under her feet and almost threw her off balance. "WHAT THE-" Reese shrieked. She looked around her to see if anyone else had noticed, and the rumbling grew louder. "Uh...guys?" Reese asked. "Guys? HEY YOU GUYS!!" she screamed as the rumbling grew to a deafening roar. Suddenly a huge mass of people burst through a wall of the Dark Kaiser's lair.
So, is Thomas a pearly pink or a fire engine red? ^_^ Any fans of Thomas out there, don't kill me! I mean, he's just so easy to make fun of! And you *were* forewarned. Anyways, sorry, that was a really short chapter. But the next chapter is really long and it'll be up soon, I promise! As Thomas would say(well *my* Thomas, anyway): "Like, peace out home dawgs!"