Okay, I'm not gonna sit here and bore you with excuses about why I haven't updated in so long. Let's just say I'm lazy. I'm working on it, really I am! Anyways, I'm really, REALLY sorry it's been so long and I'll try not to let it happen again! Oh, and Amrun.......THANK YOU! (hugs Linkin Park rock and grins) Thanks a lots! ^____________^ Here's some cookies for you and if you want anything else to happen to Van just let me know.....(wink, evil smile)
Disclaimer: Must I repeat myself again? I don't own Zoids! And I don't own the songs that Reese's and Fiona's fans sing. They belong to their creators, not to a psycho like me.
Chillin' On the Dark Side
CHAPTER 7: World War Blue
They all turned back to Raven once again. The frantic guy was still trying desperately to get past the guards, and they couldn't hold him off much longer. Raven pulled out a little black box that had a big red button on it and held it up in the air, showing it to the masses. "OOOOOOOO, AHHHHHHHH!" the masses chanted as he displayed it. Then he pressed the giant red button(huge letters reading BOOM! flash across the screen in one of those cool spikey bubbles like you always see in comics). There was a huge explosion and a giant cloud of smoke. When it cleared, the place where the guy had been standing was now reduced to a pile of smoldering ash. The masses cheered wildly.
"LET THIS BE AN EXAMPLE TO ALL THOSE WHO TRY TO GET PAST MY GUARDS!" Raven shouted.
"Hey, uh, why didn't you just use that button on Flyheight?" one guy in the crowd called out. "YEAHHHH!" the rest of the ignorant masses agreed.
"BECAUSE IT WAS MORE AMUSING TO WATCH ALL OF YOU COMPLETELY TORCH HIM TO DEATH AND HANG HIM FROM THE CEILING! ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY DECISIONS?!" Raven thundered.
"YEAHHHH!" the ignorant masses shouted, turning to glare at the guy who had called out.
"No, I just thought....um..." the guy struggled to defend himself.
"YOU JUST THOUGHT, EH?! WELL, YOU JUST SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE WHO TRY TO BRING DOWN MY GUARDS, AND NOW HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DEFY MY AUTHORITY!" Raven yelled. He pulled a lever that was next to him and immediately the person who had dared to question him was jettisoned out of the lair. "I'M SORRRRRRYYYYY!" he screamed as he smashed through the ceiling and into a helicopter that was flying overhead. Raven smiled and laughed, hearing a splash as the guy fell into the Pacific Ocean and was devoured by sharks.
"You are like, soooooo cruel and unusual! What's with all this violence? Whatever happened to like, peace-loving people, and some junk?" Thomas screeched. His fans screamed in agreement.
"Hippies went out with the dinosaurs, you insufferable moron!" Raven shouted. The masses cheered once again for no reason.
"Actually, the hippie fashion is making a comeback! Like, don't you read Vogue? You are one fashion-deprived dude, ya know?" Thomas scoffed.
"AND YOU ARE ONE SERIOUSLY DELUDED IMBECILE!" Raven yelled back.
"LIKE, HOW DARE YOU, AND SOME JUNK?! I'M LIKE, A WAY FASHIONABLE SUPER CHICK, GIRLFRIEND!" Thomas shrieked.
"With that hair? Ha, right!" Raven smirked.
"HEY, YOU WANNA LIKE, TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, YO?!" Thomas screamed. (Well it seems like they're gonna be at it for a while, so let's go see what's happening with other fans!)
Fiona had ceased her salt chants and was now leading her fans in song. Unfortunately for her, Reese and her fans had a bit of a problem with what Fiona was singing.
"COME ON! SING IT!" Fiona commanded.
"THINK PINK! CAUSE YOU'RE LIKE A SHOOTING STAR! THINK PINK! JUST BEING WHO YOU ARE! THINK PINK! YOU'LL BE GOING VERY FAR! THINK PINK! LISTEN TO ME, GIRL! THINK PINK!" her fans sang shrilly.
Meanwhile, Reese had realized what was going on and had set out to combat Fiona and her evil pink ways. She led her fans out of the Blue Zone and they stood together under the huge banner. "ALL RIGHT, LET'S SHOW THESE DELUSIONAL MORONS WHAT THE REAL COLOR OF THE WORLD IS!" she screamed.
"I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DYE, DA BA DEE DA BA DYE!" Reese's fans sang as loudly as possible. Their protesting song was heard by Fiona, who immediately stopped singing and turned to glare at them venomously. "LOUDER!" she shrieked, turning back to her fans.
"THINK PINK! THINK PINK!" the fans screamed twice as loud as before.
"Darn she's good." Reese muttered. "But not good enough. COME ON, LET'S SHOW THESE FREAKS!" she shouted at her fans.
"I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DYE, DA BA DEE DA BA DYE!" they shrieked, drowning out Fiona's fans.
"LOUDER!" Fiona screamed.
"COME ON! MORE OBNOXIOUS! MORE DEAFENING!" Reese screeched.
"SING IT! DROWN THEM OUT! SCREAM LOUDER!" Fiona ordered.
"DON'T LET THEM BEAT YOU! MORE FEELING! MORE SPIRIT!" Reese commanded.
All this time, the fans of both Fiona and Reese had been pushing themselves to the limits, each of them trying to sing their signature song louder than the other. Finally they couldn't take it anymore, and they all collapsed.
"OH YEAH! YOUR FANS FELL A MILLISECOND BEFORE MINE DID! I WIN!" Fiona cried victoriously.
"HA! IN YOUR DREAMS, PINKY! MY FANS HELD OUT LONGER THAN YOURS DID AND YOU KNOW IT!" Reese screamed back.
"NO THEY DIDN'T!"
"YES THEY DID!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
Suddenly Fiona's fans began to rise to their feet in exhaustion. "HA! MY FANS ARE GETTING UP AND YOURS ARE STILL DOWN FOR THE COUNT! MY FORCES ARE OBVIOUSLY MUCH STRONGER!" Fiona screeched.
"NO WAY! MINE ARE STILL DOWN BECAUSE THEY HELD OUT LONGER THAN YOURS AND THEY NEED MORE REST!" Reese countered.
"AS IF, YOU LITTLE BLUE WITCH!" Fiona screamed.
"AUGH! HOW DARE YOU, YOU PINK-SKIRTED SCHOOLGIRL!" Reese shrieked. "LAUNCH THE ATTACK!" she cried to her fans who had also finally risen. They held up another giant blue paint gun. "IF YOU CAN'T ADMIT THAT I WON, THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR LOYALTY! BY CHANGING YOUR COLORS!" Reese laughed insanely. Her fans shot the paint gun. It was a direct hit on Fiona, who slumped to the ground with a strangled cry.
Fiona's fans screamed as they watched their leader fall to the dirt. They immediately ran over and dumped a bucket of pink paint on her, covering up every drop of blue. Slowly, Fiona opened her eyes and sat up. "Loyal fans! You saved me! Thanks to your valiant efforts I have been reborn in the color that I and all the world was meant to be! Because of my rebirth, we can rebel and continue the attack!" she screamed. All of her fans were armed with separate pink paint guns and were lined up, ready to rebel against Reese's fans. On the other side, Reese's fans stood with blue paint guns, facing Fiona's fans. Both groups of fans waited for their master's signal.
"ATTACK!" Fiona and Reese shrieked. At the sound of their cry, a huge battle began between the blue and the pink.
The tension rises! The fans will probably be around for the next chapter, but then after that I'm getting rid of them. If anybody has any requests for future chapters, go ahead and email me at KT_07@hotmail.com. Anyways, once again, really sorry I took so long with this chapter and please review! Thanks guys!
Disclaimer: Must I repeat myself again? I don't own Zoids! And I don't own the songs that Reese's and Fiona's fans sing. They belong to their creators, not to a psycho like me.
Chillin' On the Dark Side
CHAPTER 7: World War Blue
They all turned back to Raven once again. The frantic guy was still trying desperately to get past the guards, and they couldn't hold him off much longer. Raven pulled out a little black box that had a big red button on it and held it up in the air, showing it to the masses. "OOOOOOOO, AHHHHHHHH!" the masses chanted as he displayed it. Then he pressed the giant red button(huge letters reading BOOM! flash across the screen in one of those cool spikey bubbles like you always see in comics). There was a huge explosion and a giant cloud of smoke. When it cleared, the place where the guy had been standing was now reduced to a pile of smoldering ash. The masses cheered wildly.
"LET THIS BE AN EXAMPLE TO ALL THOSE WHO TRY TO GET PAST MY GUARDS!" Raven shouted.
"Hey, uh, why didn't you just use that button on Flyheight?" one guy in the crowd called out. "YEAHHHH!" the rest of the ignorant masses agreed.
"BECAUSE IT WAS MORE AMUSING TO WATCH ALL OF YOU COMPLETELY TORCH HIM TO DEATH AND HANG HIM FROM THE CEILING! ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY DECISIONS?!" Raven thundered.
"YEAHHHH!" the ignorant masses shouted, turning to glare at the guy who had called out.
"No, I just thought....um..." the guy struggled to defend himself.
"YOU JUST THOUGHT, EH?! WELL, YOU JUST SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE WHO TRY TO BRING DOWN MY GUARDS, AND NOW HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DEFY MY AUTHORITY!" Raven yelled. He pulled a lever that was next to him and immediately the person who had dared to question him was jettisoned out of the lair. "I'M SORRRRRRYYYYY!" he screamed as he smashed through the ceiling and into a helicopter that was flying overhead. Raven smiled and laughed, hearing a splash as the guy fell into the Pacific Ocean and was devoured by sharks.
"You are like, soooooo cruel and unusual! What's with all this violence? Whatever happened to like, peace-loving people, and some junk?" Thomas screeched. His fans screamed in agreement.
"Hippies went out with the dinosaurs, you insufferable moron!" Raven shouted. The masses cheered once again for no reason.
"Actually, the hippie fashion is making a comeback! Like, don't you read Vogue? You are one fashion-deprived dude, ya know?" Thomas scoffed.
"AND YOU ARE ONE SERIOUSLY DELUDED IMBECILE!" Raven yelled back.
"LIKE, HOW DARE YOU, AND SOME JUNK?! I'M LIKE, A WAY FASHIONABLE SUPER CHICK, GIRLFRIEND!" Thomas shrieked.
"With that hair? Ha, right!" Raven smirked.
"HEY, YOU WANNA LIKE, TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, YO?!" Thomas screamed. (Well it seems like they're gonna be at it for a while, so let's go see what's happening with other fans!)
Fiona had ceased her salt chants and was now leading her fans in song. Unfortunately for her, Reese and her fans had a bit of a problem with what Fiona was singing.
"COME ON! SING IT!" Fiona commanded.
"THINK PINK! CAUSE YOU'RE LIKE A SHOOTING STAR! THINK PINK! JUST BEING WHO YOU ARE! THINK PINK! YOU'LL BE GOING VERY FAR! THINK PINK! LISTEN TO ME, GIRL! THINK PINK!" her fans sang shrilly.
Meanwhile, Reese had realized what was going on and had set out to combat Fiona and her evil pink ways. She led her fans out of the Blue Zone and they stood together under the huge banner. "ALL RIGHT, LET'S SHOW THESE DELUSIONAL MORONS WHAT THE REAL COLOR OF THE WORLD IS!" she screamed.
"I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DYE, DA BA DEE DA BA DYE!" Reese's fans sang as loudly as possible. Their protesting song was heard by Fiona, who immediately stopped singing and turned to glare at them venomously. "LOUDER!" she shrieked, turning back to her fans.
"THINK PINK! THINK PINK!" the fans screamed twice as loud as before.
"Darn she's good." Reese muttered. "But not good enough. COME ON, LET'S SHOW THESE FREAKS!" she shouted at her fans.
"I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DYE, DA BA DEE DA BA DYE!" they shrieked, drowning out Fiona's fans.
"LOUDER!" Fiona screamed.
"COME ON! MORE OBNOXIOUS! MORE DEAFENING!" Reese screeched.
"SING IT! DROWN THEM OUT! SCREAM LOUDER!" Fiona ordered.
"DON'T LET THEM BEAT YOU! MORE FEELING! MORE SPIRIT!" Reese commanded.
All this time, the fans of both Fiona and Reese had been pushing themselves to the limits, each of them trying to sing their signature song louder than the other. Finally they couldn't take it anymore, and they all collapsed.
"OH YEAH! YOUR FANS FELL A MILLISECOND BEFORE MINE DID! I WIN!" Fiona cried victoriously.
"HA! IN YOUR DREAMS, PINKY! MY FANS HELD OUT LONGER THAN YOURS DID AND YOU KNOW IT!" Reese screamed back.
"NO THEY DIDN'T!"
"YES THEY DID!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
Suddenly Fiona's fans began to rise to their feet in exhaustion. "HA! MY FANS ARE GETTING UP AND YOURS ARE STILL DOWN FOR THE COUNT! MY FORCES ARE OBVIOUSLY MUCH STRONGER!" Fiona screeched.
"NO WAY! MINE ARE STILL DOWN BECAUSE THEY HELD OUT LONGER THAN YOURS AND THEY NEED MORE REST!" Reese countered.
"AS IF, YOU LITTLE BLUE WITCH!" Fiona screamed.
"AUGH! HOW DARE YOU, YOU PINK-SKIRTED SCHOOLGIRL!" Reese shrieked. "LAUNCH THE ATTACK!" she cried to her fans who had also finally risen. They held up another giant blue paint gun. "IF YOU CAN'T ADMIT THAT I WON, THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR LOYALTY! BY CHANGING YOUR COLORS!" Reese laughed insanely. Her fans shot the paint gun. It was a direct hit on Fiona, who slumped to the ground with a strangled cry.
Fiona's fans screamed as they watched their leader fall to the dirt. They immediately ran over and dumped a bucket of pink paint on her, covering up every drop of blue. Slowly, Fiona opened her eyes and sat up. "Loyal fans! You saved me! Thanks to your valiant efforts I have been reborn in the color that I and all the world was meant to be! Because of my rebirth, we can rebel and continue the attack!" she screamed. All of her fans were armed with separate pink paint guns and were lined up, ready to rebel against Reese's fans. On the other side, Reese's fans stood with blue paint guns, facing Fiona's fans. Both groups of fans waited for their master's signal.
"ATTACK!" Fiona and Reese shrieked. At the sound of their cry, a huge battle began between the blue and the pink.
The tension rises! The fans will probably be around for the next chapter, but then after that I'm getting rid of them. If anybody has any requests for future chapters, go ahead and email me at KT_07@hotmail.com. Anyways, once again, really sorry I took so long with this chapter and please review! Thanks guys!