ATT: Finally! Chapter 2!
Disclaimer: J.K. owns all things Harry Potter, Hilary Duff, Spice Girls, a
person, and Play own the songs. MTV owns SW?K I however own Funnyus
White!!
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Round Two
Danielle: Hi. Welcome Back to Say What? Karaoke: Hogwarts Style.
Steven: Now we move on to round two.
Danielle: Our singers are Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Remus Lupin.
Steven: And don't forget our judges are: Albus Dumbledore for accuracy, Minerva McGonagall for vocals, and Severus Snape for overall performance.
Danielle: Our first singer is Hermione Granger, singing 'Little Voice' by Hilary Duff
Hermione: Won't tell you what I'm thinking
Cuz it's not the same thing you're thinking too
You could say I got a best friend
And she's always telling me what to do
She's out of sight, easy to find
She's in the front of my mind
The little voice in my head won't let me forget
The little voice in my head is never mislead
All of this noise is what keeps me from making a mess
The little voice in my head just won't let me get with you
Audience: Woohoo! Go Hermione! Go Hermione! It's your birthday, it's your birthday.
Steven: Well, then. Let's see what our judges have to say.
Albus: Well done, Miss Granger, Well Done. I say, I shall give you a 9.
McG: Oh, Miss Granger, how lovely! 10 it is!
Snape: *sings* At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong.
But I grew strong, and I learned how to get along!
But I grew strong, and I learned how to get along!
And so you're back! From outer space!
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.
I should have changed those stupid locks;
I should have made you leave your key,
If I'd have known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me *stops singing*
Everyone: *laughs until they turn blue in the face*
Snape: Holy Crap! *clears throat* umm... I give you a 10. *walks off stage*
Danielle: *tries not to laugh* That was very...interesting.
Steven: Our next contestant is Remus Lupin singing "Wannabe" by ..the Spice Girls?!?!
Remus: Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigzag ha.
Steven: Right, then. Judges?
Albus: Remus, how could you? *puts head in hands and shakes head* you sang the song of death. Ah well, I suppose a 5 will do.
McG: *cries* hiccup! 4. *cries*
Snape: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Danielle: Severus?
Snape: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Danielle: SEVERUS SAMANTHA SNAPE!
Snape: *gasp* Danielle! I trusted you! *cries and runs off stage*
Everyone: SAMANTHA! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
(3 days, 6 hours, 8 minutes, and 10 seconds later.)
Everyone: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! ha!
Danielle: I guess we'll have to get a new judge.
Snape: Stop! Wait! *rushes to stage* My name is no longer Severus Samantha Snape, it is Funnyus White! *waves papers in everyone's face* hahahahahaha! You can't laugh at me now! Anyways, I give Lupin a 10, because I love the Spice Girls.
Steven: right, then. Next Up we have Harry Potter, singing "I must not chase the boys" by Play.
Harry: Won't someone tell me what is happening' to me why am I so misunderstood
why can't they see
now I'm caught between the devil and the angel that I used to be
they say I'll understand it all in good time
but age ain't nothing but a number in my mind
goin' crazy with this push me, pull me
caught between wrong and right
I wanna give in to the woman in me
I wanna be someone they don't want me to be
the moral of the story is I got no choice
I must not chase the boys
Danielle: *whistes* Woohoo! *claps*
Audience: *blink blink*
Steven: Does anyone hear crickets chirping? Anyways.Judges??
Albus: Difficult, Very Difficult. I say a 9.
McG: Brilliant! Bravo! 10, indeed!
Funnyus White (Snape): How awful! But, I'll give you a 2 for trying.
Danielle: Our scores are now Hermione Granger with 29, Remus Lupin with 19, Harry Potter, with 21.
Steven: The next round will be Harry Potter and Hermione Granger.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ That was chapter 2! I hope ya'll like it. I based Funnyus White on Sirius Black. aliensmile13, that was for you!
Round Two
Danielle: Hi. Welcome Back to Say What? Karaoke: Hogwarts Style.
Steven: Now we move on to round two.
Danielle: Our singers are Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Remus Lupin.
Steven: And don't forget our judges are: Albus Dumbledore for accuracy, Minerva McGonagall for vocals, and Severus Snape for overall performance.
Danielle: Our first singer is Hermione Granger, singing 'Little Voice' by Hilary Duff
Hermione: Won't tell you what I'm thinking
Cuz it's not the same thing you're thinking too
You could say I got a best friend
And she's always telling me what to do
She's out of sight, easy to find
She's in the front of my mind
The little voice in my head won't let me forget
The little voice in my head is never mislead
All of this noise is what keeps me from making a mess
The little voice in my head just won't let me get with you
Audience: Woohoo! Go Hermione! Go Hermione! It's your birthday, it's your birthday.
Steven: Well, then. Let's see what our judges have to say.
Albus: Well done, Miss Granger, Well Done. I say, I shall give you a 9.
McG: Oh, Miss Granger, how lovely! 10 it is!
Snape: *sings* At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong.
But I grew strong, and I learned how to get along!
But I grew strong, and I learned how to get along!
And so you're back! From outer space!
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.
I should have changed those stupid locks;
I should have made you leave your key,
If I'd have known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me *stops singing*
Everyone: *laughs until they turn blue in the face*
Snape: Holy Crap! *clears throat* umm... I give you a 10. *walks off stage*
Danielle: *tries not to laugh* That was very...interesting.
Steven: Our next contestant is Remus Lupin singing "Wannabe" by ..the Spice Girls?!?!
Remus: Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigzag ha.
Steven: Right, then. Judges?
Albus: Remus, how could you? *puts head in hands and shakes head* you sang the song of death. Ah well, I suppose a 5 will do.
McG: *cries* hiccup! 4. *cries*
Snape: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Danielle: Severus?
Snape: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Danielle: SEVERUS SAMANTHA SNAPE!
Snape: *gasp* Danielle! I trusted you! *cries and runs off stage*
Everyone: SAMANTHA! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
(3 days, 6 hours, 8 minutes, and 10 seconds later.)
Everyone: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! ha!
Danielle: I guess we'll have to get a new judge.
Snape: Stop! Wait! *rushes to stage* My name is no longer Severus Samantha Snape, it is Funnyus White! *waves papers in everyone's face* hahahahahaha! You can't laugh at me now! Anyways, I give Lupin a 10, because I love the Spice Girls.
Steven: right, then. Next Up we have Harry Potter, singing "I must not chase the boys" by Play.
Harry: Won't someone tell me what is happening' to me why am I so misunderstood
why can't they see
now I'm caught between the devil and the angel that I used to be
they say I'll understand it all in good time
but age ain't nothing but a number in my mind
goin' crazy with this push me, pull me
caught between wrong and right
I wanna give in to the woman in me
I wanna be someone they don't want me to be
the moral of the story is I got no choice
I must not chase the boys
Danielle: *whistes* Woohoo! *claps*
Audience: *blink blink*
Steven: Does anyone hear crickets chirping? Anyways.Judges??
Albus: Difficult, Very Difficult. I say a 9.
McG: Brilliant! Bravo! 10, indeed!
Funnyus White (Snape): How awful! But, I'll give you a 2 for trying.
Danielle: Our scores are now Hermione Granger with 29, Remus Lupin with 19, Harry Potter, with 21.
Steven: The next round will be Harry Potter and Hermione Granger.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ That was chapter 2! I hope ya'll like it. I based Funnyus White on Sirius Black. aliensmile13, that was for you!