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"Suuichi, what's going on?" Harry asked quivering in fright. Hiei hadn't turned full demon yet, because Kurama had him rapt in his Rose whips.
"Where did those vines come from?" "Not so many questions like I said before." Kurama had squeezed out, while struggling to keep Hiei contained.
"Fox, let go of me! I'm going to kill him!" Hiei yelled slicing as many Rose vines as he could with his katana.
"That's the reason I am not going to let you go."
Finally Hiei stopped moving, put away his katana, and turned back human. Harry still had no idea of what was going on, and was trying not to faint.
"Kurama now see what you have done to him. If you would have let me kill him, he wouldn't be in this state." Hiei said, make it sound like he hadn't done anything whatsoever.
"For your information, if you wouldn't have gone demon on his ass, he wouldn't be quivering like a beet dog!" Harry stood up and walked over to Kurama.
"Suuichi, please tell me why you and your little, I mean big friend are doing?" Harry murmured in a quiet voice.
"It's complicated, I don't think I can tell you." "Oh yes you can tell me, I'm the one that almost got my head cut off!"
"Alright, but only if Hiei agrees. So Hiei what do you think?"
"Hn, he might pee his pants if we tell him." Hiei said trying not to laugh. "I will not pee my pants! I have faced a lot of perils in my lifetime, I think I can take your "little" secret."
"Oh like what?" Hiei smirked. "I don't know, maybe DEFEAT THE DARK LORD!!!!"
"That can't be too hard. What did you do, poke him with your stick?" Harry's temper was rising.
"Excuse me, but I did not poke him with my stick, I cursed him with my wand!!"
"You two cut it out. We'll tell you Harry." Kurama took a deep breath, and turned to Hiei who nodded, and began.
"Ok Harry, I am not 20 years old. I am 2000." Harry couldn't believe his ears. His older brother was, what, two centuries old!
"What are you talking about Suuichi? 2000 years old!" "Yep, no lie. No one knows how old Hiei is, but that is not all that we haft to tell you. Hiei the pleasure is yours."
"Oh thank you Kurama, I would love to tell him." Hiei replied in an exited voice. "Me and Kurama are Demon's."
I guess you might have expected this Harry fainted. Hiei was laughing so hard; you might have thought that he was having a laugh attack. But that is only because he never laughed.
Kurama had rushed to help him, but he was out cold.
"I told you he wouldn't be able to take it!" Hiei laughed. "I am sorry, ha ha, please forgive my actions, ha ha, But it is sooooo funny!!"
"Shut up Hiei, he might be hurt. I didn't expect this to happen." Kurama had gotten a wet cloth and was dapping it on Harry's forehead.
"He'll be alright, it was the shock that made him faint." Hiei said kneeling down by Kurama. "I know, but when do you think he'll wake up?"
After two hours of watching Harry, he finally woke up. "What..what happened?" Harry asked starring up at Kurama, who looked like a big blur. "I had the weirdest dream. My brother Suuichi came to my house and I almost got killed. Then he said that he was a 2000 year old demon."
"That was no dream Ningen." Hiei stated. Everything was starting to come back into focus. Harry peered into the eyes of Hiei and scram so loud that Hiei and Kurama clasped their hands over their ears.
"Turn down the volume Harry, you might scare someone." Harry was lying on Kurama's bed, which was covered in animal hide.
He jumped off the bed and started to back up as a fast as he could away from Kurama and Hiei.
"Get away from me!!" He screamed picking up his wand. "I'll curse you!" "Relax Harry, we won't hurt you, just because we are demons doesn't mean anything." "But HE was going to kill me with is sword!" Harry said pointing at Hiei.
"You made him mad that's why, and HE is not going to do that again is he." "I won't don't worry, but he better not be a Baka and call me that again."
"He won't, he has learned his lesson."
Harry's POV
"This is all a bad dream, this is all a bad dream. If close my eye's it will all go away." Harry said covering his eyes. "That didn't work in Kindergarten and it won't work now." Kurama said. "Why is it so hard to believe, I mean come on, you aren't normal ether."
Reality was donning on Harry.
"I am not a 12 year-old!" Hiei blurted out of nowhere. "I never called you a 12 year old." Harry replied in confusion.
"Well you where thinking it." "Did you read my mind?" "Yes." Hiei was getting board with the dumbness of Kurama's brother.
"Oh this is great, now I can't even think without you knowing!" "Yes, almost every demon can read minds." Kurama was sitting on a chair reading a book. Listening with one ear.
"Suuichi, why does Hiei call you Kurama?" "It's my name that's why. My mother gave me the name of Suuichi but my real name is Youko Kurama."
"Oh thanks, this is all weird. I can't believe that you are a demon. "My mother couldn't ether. She was so scared to find out that I was a murderer and a demon."
"YOU'RE A MURDERER!!" Harry yelled, coming out of his calm state.
"Opps, I didn't mean to say that. I am not a murderer any more. In my past life I was a thief and a murderer. Then I was killed, as a spirit I joined bodies with Suuichi when he was in his mothers womb. I have changed."
"That's good to know, this is all too weird." "You should get some rest Harry, you've had a hard day." And with that he fell asleep.
Authors Note:
Hope you liked the chapter. I don't know when I'll update next but probably sometime soon. R&R Please.
"Suuichi, what's going on?" Harry asked quivering in fright. Hiei hadn't turned full demon yet, because Kurama had him rapt in his Rose whips.
"Where did those vines come from?" "Not so many questions like I said before." Kurama had squeezed out, while struggling to keep Hiei contained.
"Fox, let go of me! I'm going to kill him!" Hiei yelled slicing as many Rose vines as he could with his katana.
"That's the reason I am not going to let you go."
Finally Hiei stopped moving, put away his katana, and turned back human. Harry still had no idea of what was going on, and was trying not to faint.
"Kurama now see what you have done to him. If you would have let me kill him, he wouldn't be in this state." Hiei said, make it sound like he hadn't done anything whatsoever.
"For your information, if you wouldn't have gone demon on his ass, he wouldn't be quivering like a beet dog!" Harry stood up and walked over to Kurama.
"Suuichi, please tell me why you and your little, I mean big friend are doing?" Harry murmured in a quiet voice.
"It's complicated, I don't think I can tell you." "Oh yes you can tell me, I'm the one that almost got my head cut off!"
"Alright, but only if Hiei agrees. So Hiei what do you think?"
"Hn, he might pee his pants if we tell him." Hiei said trying not to laugh. "I will not pee my pants! I have faced a lot of perils in my lifetime, I think I can take your "little" secret."
"Oh like what?" Hiei smirked. "I don't know, maybe DEFEAT THE DARK LORD!!!!"
"That can't be too hard. What did you do, poke him with your stick?" Harry's temper was rising.
"Excuse me, but I did not poke him with my stick, I cursed him with my wand!!"
"You two cut it out. We'll tell you Harry." Kurama took a deep breath, and turned to Hiei who nodded, and began.
"Ok Harry, I am not 20 years old. I am 2000." Harry couldn't believe his ears. His older brother was, what, two centuries old!
"What are you talking about Suuichi? 2000 years old!" "Yep, no lie. No one knows how old Hiei is, but that is not all that we haft to tell you. Hiei the pleasure is yours."
"Oh thank you Kurama, I would love to tell him." Hiei replied in an exited voice. "Me and Kurama are Demon's."
I guess you might have expected this Harry fainted. Hiei was laughing so hard; you might have thought that he was having a laugh attack. But that is only because he never laughed.
Kurama had rushed to help him, but he was out cold.
"I told you he wouldn't be able to take it!" Hiei laughed. "I am sorry, ha ha, please forgive my actions, ha ha, But it is sooooo funny!!"
"Shut up Hiei, he might be hurt. I didn't expect this to happen." Kurama had gotten a wet cloth and was dapping it on Harry's forehead.
"He'll be alright, it was the shock that made him faint." Hiei said kneeling down by Kurama. "I know, but when do you think he'll wake up?"
After two hours of watching Harry, he finally woke up. "What..what happened?" Harry asked starring up at Kurama, who looked like a big blur. "I had the weirdest dream. My brother Suuichi came to my house and I almost got killed. Then he said that he was a 2000 year old demon."
"That was no dream Ningen." Hiei stated. Everything was starting to come back into focus. Harry peered into the eyes of Hiei and scram so loud that Hiei and Kurama clasped their hands over their ears.
"Turn down the volume Harry, you might scare someone." Harry was lying on Kurama's bed, which was covered in animal hide.
He jumped off the bed and started to back up as a fast as he could away from Kurama and Hiei.
"Get away from me!!" He screamed picking up his wand. "I'll curse you!" "Relax Harry, we won't hurt you, just because we are demons doesn't mean anything." "But HE was going to kill me with is sword!" Harry said pointing at Hiei.
"You made him mad that's why, and HE is not going to do that again is he." "I won't don't worry, but he better not be a Baka and call me that again."
"He won't, he has learned his lesson."
Harry's POV
"This is all a bad dream, this is all a bad dream. If close my eye's it will all go away." Harry said covering his eyes. "That didn't work in Kindergarten and it won't work now." Kurama said. "Why is it so hard to believe, I mean come on, you aren't normal ether."
Reality was donning on Harry.
"I am not a 12 year-old!" Hiei blurted out of nowhere. "I never called you a 12 year old." Harry replied in confusion.
"Well you where thinking it." "Did you read my mind?" "Yes." Hiei was getting board with the dumbness of Kurama's brother.
"Oh this is great, now I can't even think without you knowing!" "Yes, almost every demon can read minds." Kurama was sitting on a chair reading a book. Listening with one ear.
"Suuichi, why does Hiei call you Kurama?" "It's my name that's why. My mother gave me the name of Suuichi but my real name is Youko Kurama."
"Oh thanks, this is all weird. I can't believe that you are a demon. "My mother couldn't ether. She was so scared to find out that I was a murderer and a demon."
"YOU'RE A MURDERER!!" Harry yelled, coming out of his calm state.
"Opps, I didn't mean to say that. I am not a murderer any more. In my past life I was a thief and a murderer. Then I was killed, as a spirit I joined bodies with Suuichi when he was in his mothers womb. I have changed."
"That's good to know, this is all too weird." "You should get some rest Harry, you've had a hard day." And with that he fell asleep.
Authors Note:
Hope you liked the chapter. I don't know when I'll update next but probably sometime soon. R&R Please.