The Matrix:
Screwed
Trinity: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GEORGE BUSH WON THE ELECTION!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now let's see what I can hack into now.
Random Cop: Freeze chick!
Trinity: Why?
Other Random cop: 'Cause we're loaded and we hope you are too! (Winks)
Trinity: Very funny. (Kicks random cops to Timbuktu)
Random Cop: That's a drug violation! Another! 'Ey u! Wow, you have no idea how much trouble you're getting yourself into! Drug violation, drug violation, drug violation, drug violation, drug violation, drug violation!
Trinity: Are there agents?
Morpheus: Yes
Trinity: Trinity wants Mr. Blankey now.
Morpheus: You can have Mr. Blankey when you get back into never land.
Trinity: YAY!!!!!!!!! NEED MR. BLANKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Morpheus: Agents are closing in; you'll have to get to the phone at 31st and west.
Trinity: I need a wowwypop.
Morpheus: Sooner than later if you get going.
Trinity: (Runs off faster than speed of light)
Agents: Your men are already dead. ( Run after Trinity)
Random Cops: Not yet! We're just being burned at the stake! MMMMMMMMM . .. . .. STEAK!!!! HLAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKK!
Trinity: (Starts running at regular speed) Trinity go boom boom!
Agents: Hey John, now we can actually catch them!
Agent John: Not according to the stupid Wachowski Bros.
Agent: Just keep running.
Trinity: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Jumps over large building gap, falls down stairs, and gets out to phone) OOOOOOOH NICE TRUCKY!!! VROOOM VROOOM!
Phone: RINGRINGRINGRINGrINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING!!!!!!
Trinity: MY CALL!!!
Phone: Ladies first Mr. Truck driver!
Truck Driver: My bad.
Trinity: (Sucked into the real world)
Truck driver: Now?
Phone: Sure
Truck Driver: VROOOOOOOOM!!! (Destroys phone)
Trinity: Ok, dare is off Cipher. I disobeyed Morpheus, and acted like a 3 year old.
Cipher: Fine.
Trinity: Let's make the camera go to Neo now.
Cameraman: WHAT?? IT'S SUCH A ROUGH RIDE HERE ESPECIALLY BEING SUCKED THROUGH THAT STUPID PHONE WITH MY CAMERA!!!!!!!!! Yes, yes, my preeeeeeecioussssssss!!
Neo's messed up computer: WAKE UP NEO!!!
Neo: What the hell?
Neo's computer: *SIGH* FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .. . . . .. . . . . . .. . .. . RABBIT!!! HLAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAKAKKKKKK!!! KNOCK KNOCK IN 54321!!
Door: (Silent)
Neo's Computer: ALAKAZAM!!! ABRA KADABRA!! KNOCK ALREADY!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Door: Knock, knock. (laughs hysterically attempting to limit its noise)
Neo's Weird Customer: YO!!! GIMME THE LAST REMAINING NAPSTER PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!! HERE'S YO 2K!!!!!
Neo: Coming weird customer man! Oh, you're late.
Neo's WC: It's her fault.
Neo's WC's WG: What? You ordered a 10 pound steak!!! I got a salad!
Random Cops: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM STEAK!!!!!! HLAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WE'RE NOT DEAD YET!!!
Neo: Yo; do you have a white rabbit?
Neo's WC's WG: You mean Mr. Rabby? Right here.
Neo: Where are you going? I need to find a girl in a tight outfit who tells me weird stuff.
Neo's WC's WG: A crazy par-tay!! WOOWOO
Neo: A party are you sure?
Neo's WC's gang: PAR-TAY!!!!!!!
Neo: Yeah whatever. I'll come.
*Authors note* Review or I'll stop writing. Tell me how it is BEFORE I start writing chapter 2. Funny stuff coming because this was a pointless chapter. ( I know. YAY POINTLESSNESS!
Trinity: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GEORGE BUSH WON THE ELECTION!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now let's see what I can hack into now.
Random Cop: Freeze chick!
Trinity: Why?
Other Random cop: 'Cause we're loaded and we hope you are too! (Winks)
Trinity: Very funny. (Kicks random cops to Timbuktu)
Random Cop: That's a drug violation! Another! 'Ey u! Wow, you have no idea how much trouble you're getting yourself into! Drug violation, drug violation, drug violation, drug violation, drug violation, drug violation!
Trinity: Are there agents?
Morpheus: Yes
Trinity: Trinity wants Mr. Blankey now.
Morpheus: You can have Mr. Blankey when you get back into never land.
Trinity: YAY!!!!!!!!! NEED MR. BLANKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Morpheus: Agents are closing in; you'll have to get to the phone at 31st and west.
Trinity: I need a wowwypop.
Morpheus: Sooner than later if you get going.
Trinity: (Runs off faster than speed of light)
Agents: Your men are already dead. ( Run after Trinity)
Random Cops: Not yet! We're just being burned at the stake! MMMMMMMMM . .. . .. STEAK!!!! HLAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKK!
Trinity: (Starts running at regular speed) Trinity go boom boom!
Agents: Hey John, now we can actually catch them!
Agent John: Not according to the stupid Wachowski Bros.
Agent: Just keep running.
Trinity: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Jumps over large building gap, falls down stairs, and gets out to phone) OOOOOOOH NICE TRUCKY!!! VROOOM VROOOM!
Phone: RINGRINGRINGRINGrINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING!!!!!!
Trinity: MY CALL!!!
Phone: Ladies first Mr. Truck driver!
Truck Driver: My bad.
Trinity: (Sucked into the real world)
Truck driver: Now?
Phone: Sure
Truck Driver: VROOOOOOOOM!!! (Destroys phone)
Trinity: Ok, dare is off Cipher. I disobeyed Morpheus, and acted like a 3 year old.
Cipher: Fine.
Trinity: Let's make the camera go to Neo now.
Cameraman: WHAT?? IT'S SUCH A ROUGH RIDE HERE ESPECIALLY BEING SUCKED THROUGH THAT STUPID PHONE WITH MY CAMERA!!!!!!!!! Yes, yes, my preeeeeeecioussssssss!!
Neo's messed up computer: WAKE UP NEO!!!
Neo: What the hell?
Neo's computer: *SIGH* FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .. . . . .. . . . . . .. . .. . RABBIT!!! HLAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAKAKKKKKK!!! KNOCK KNOCK IN 54321!!
Door: (Silent)
Neo's Computer: ALAKAZAM!!! ABRA KADABRA!! KNOCK ALREADY!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Door: Knock, knock. (laughs hysterically attempting to limit its noise)
Neo's Weird Customer: YO!!! GIMME THE LAST REMAINING NAPSTER PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!! HERE'S YO 2K!!!!!
Neo: Coming weird customer man! Oh, you're late.
Neo's WC: It's her fault.
Neo's WC's WG: What? You ordered a 10 pound steak!!! I got a salad!
Random Cops: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM STEAK!!!!!! HLAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WE'RE NOT DEAD YET!!!
Neo: Yo; do you have a white rabbit?
Neo's WC's WG: You mean Mr. Rabby? Right here.
Neo: Where are you going? I need to find a girl in a tight outfit who tells me weird stuff.
Neo's WC's WG: A crazy par-tay!! WOOWOO
Neo: A party are you sure?
Neo's WC's gang: PAR-TAY!!!!!!!
Neo: Yeah whatever. I'll come.
*Authors note* Review or I'll stop writing. Tell me how it is BEFORE I start writing chapter 2. Funny stuff coming because this was a pointless chapter. ( I know. YAY POINTLESSNESS!