*~Comercials~*
Comercial 1:
Advertiser #1: Ugh, comercials suck.
Advertiser #2: Yuh, I know. Why the hell am I on this damned comercial????!!!!
Advertiser #3: *all drunk* Heh...*hiccup*yah stoopid eeeeeeeeeeediots...go home to ya *hic*mammas you big baffoon...*faints*
Advertiser #4: *moves screen over so that everything disappears except her*This is an anti-alchohol comer-AAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Advertiser #3: *puts a live full grown and exremely venomous tarantula down Advertiser #4's back* Heh...*hiccup*shut da *censored beep* up you *hiccup, double censored beep*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Advertiser #1: I'm goin'.
Advertiser #2: Same. *they both leave*
Advertiser #3: Oi! Wait for*hiccup*me!!!!!*drags Advertiser #4's dead body off stage with Advertiser #1&2...HICCUP!!!*
Comercial 2:
Kylie Minogue: On a night like this...
Nicole Kidman: ...I wanna smash your nose in....
Kylie: AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICOLE KIDMAN!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YA LIVES, PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN, RUN, RUN!!!!!!!
Nicole: Lol...Kylie, I was just kiddin'.
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Nicole: *punches Advertiser in nose*Shut-up you pscychiatric little pervert!
Kylie: YEAH! *Kylie and Nicole start jumping on Advertiser*
Director: CUT!!!!
Photographer: *still recording with headphones on*Hmmm....*starts humming "Rapture"*
Sirector: I said CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Photographer: Huh? Oh, yes, of course, cut, silly me, bang, bang...did I get that in?
Director: *slaps his own face*
Comercial 3:
Huggies Advertiser: Hiya peeps! Taday we 'ave a nyoow guy on 'is comershool...*Heihachi steps into the picture*...an' 'is is 'is costoom fer teekken fffffffffooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....................he bough' i' at 'e soopa muket....looks sssmashin', ain' it?
Heihachi: Hiya kiddies! What are the best nappies in the world?
Kids: Huggies!!!!!!!
Heihachi: An' what do we like to wear?
Kids: Huggies!!!!!!!
Heihachi: What is the thing that rocks?
Kids: HHHUUUUGGGGGGIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Jin: Ugh! I think I'm gonna be sick!*pukes*
*~End Comercials~*
Lia: Back to the show!
Hwoarang: Finally! Er, I was getting a bit bored...
Lia: Good! Question 1 of round two is-
Kazuya: Oi! Already? I'm not ready!
Lia: Ahem...Question 1-
Kazuya: I SAID I'M NOT READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia: *falls off her chair and everyone sees her undies*oops.
Security: *Gets a trout and slaps Julia on the face with it*]
Lia: Ugh. Question 1- When will Nina kill Xiaoyu?
*beep*
Nina: Now! Heehee! *kills Xiaoyu*
Jin: Omigod, you killed Ling! *i mean Xiaoyu*
Kazuya: You ba-*gets slapped in the face by Jun*
Jun: Shame on you, Kazuya!
Xiaoyu: Seeya in heaven.
Nina: Seeya in HELL!!!!!*carriages come and take Xiaoyu's spirit...somewhere. Her corpse flumps to the floor*
Lia: Uh oh. We need a new contestant.
Gon: Grrrrr.....GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lia: Ugh...translation: Heihachi is a fat baby with a nappy attached to his so-called bum.
Lee: Exactly...
Kazuya: SO TRUE!!!
Forest: Huyaw! *flips over and smashs the glass. the stuff inside it bubbles on the floor and Heihachi appears then instantly blows up. Haha! That got rid of the old geezer!*
Lia: DANGIT, FORREST!!!*whacks Forest*
Forrest: What's wrong with that?
Lia: Nothing! Ugh...on with the game....THE GOD DAMNED GAME FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!!!
Hwoarang: Hey.
Lia: What.
Hwaorang: Remember Nina's punishment.
Lia: Oh yeah.
Nina: SHIT!
Lia: *shoots Nina in the head*
Anna: Hey! She was supposed to do that!
Lia: Shut-up bitch.
Nina: Hey! I'm alive! WOOHOO!
Lia: Good for you. Oh yeah and Nina, you got that question right!
Nina: WOOHOO! Double WOOHHO!!
Kazuya: Hey! When did you go to India and get married! HAHA!*laughs because of Nina's appearance of the bullet-hole in the middle of here forehead, like a married woman from India*
Nina: Hey!
Kazuya: Oh, fu-*gets knocked out*
Lia: Uh-uh! *waves finger* Tsk tsk. No swearing.
Kazuya: *stirrs*
Security man #1: *whispers something to security man #2*]
Security man #2: *nodds his head, and gets ready to swing...*
Kazuya: Uh-oh...
BANG!
Jin: I think you killed him.
Kazuya: *holds up a flag like in those Road Runner episodes...you know, when Wile E. gets hurt n stuff...*
Lia: And the challenge goes to Security Man #2.
Security Man #2: Woohoo! Yes! Victory! Oh yeah! Mad! Cool! *does a victory dance*
Lia: *looks at her watch* Oh, shit. We're running out of time.
Julia: But we can't continue without a replacement!
Lia: Oh yeah. From Brazil, we have....
Christie: YYYYYAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!! I'M FFFFFAAAAAMMMMMMMMOOOOOUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Lia: Yikes!
Christie: SO like, what's the question, like?
Lia: Actually we're up to Question 2. If you've seen this show before you should know the rules...
Christie: *nods*
Lia: Yeesh...anyway, Question 2-
Christie: I know!
*beep*
Christie: 99.9%! Yay! Did I get it right, like, yeah?!
LIa: Er...yeah...
Christie: YYYAAAYYYYY!!!! YIPPEEE!!!
Hwoarang: Uhhh...what was the question again?
Lia: How much of-
Christie: ...Paul's brain is damaged because he sniffs gasoline?!!! Am I right, like, yeah??!!!
Lia: *stares at Christie* Weird...
Christie: *watches her score go up to 5* YYYAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! Hey, I don't have a Tekken Name!!!!!!!!!!
Hwoarang: Mine is Blood Talon.
Nina: Mine is silent assassin.
Michelle: Mine is wandering female warrior.
Lee: Mine is silver-haired devil...yeesh...*shudders*
Paul: Mine is...uhhh.......ummmm......
Julia: Yours is-
Lia: Question 3-What is Paul's Tekken name?
*beep*
Julia: I was going to say hotblooded martial artist but-
Lia: Right. *you know the drill*
Christie: *is crying because she doesn't have a Tekken name*
Lia: Don't worry. I'll think one up for you...
Christie: Really? You will??!! YYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!*hugs Lia*
Lia: Ookay...*pulls Christie off* Eep...Question 4-Does everyone hate Heihachi(well, now he's dead, good riddance, that old...old....er....IDIOT!!!)?
*beep*
Kazuya: Um...Um..........I SAID UM!!! No, no!!! I didn't mean that! What I meant was...er....um...hmmm.....er......AYE CARUMBA! I'M NERVOUS! *faints*
Lia: Wrong, but you are already money-less(whatever that means), so you stay were you are! And the answer was-
Hwoarang: Ooh! Ooh! Can I sayit? Please?
Christie: No, me!
Julia: Pick me! Pick me!
Nina: Ooh, pretty please with jam tart and sugar lumps and melted cheese-
Anna: Melted cheese???!!!
Nina: Hey, I made it up! *bang Anna on the head with a saucepan*
Anna: Ouch! My head is on fire! No it's not.
Nina: I wish it was!
Lee: That is so true.
Marshall: Pick me! *everyone puts their hand up*
*beep*
Lia: Well done, Gon. You are the only one smart enough to press the button.
Gon: GGGGrrrr!!!!
Lia: Correct!
Hwoarang: What's 1+1?
Lia: Now for a "Who am I?"!! START!!!!: I have spiky hair. I come from the dead. I hate my dad. Good riddance my dad is dead. HE CHUCKED ME IN A VOLCANO! I married Jun Kazama, my son is Jin Kazama, I'm evil like my dad, Forrest killed my dad, Lia is nutzo. I am drunk, I can't smile, I hate this Goddamn game. I am-
*beep*
Jun: Kazuya Mishima?*score switches from 0 to 10*
Jin: Mum you're smart.
Jun: Thanks Jin.
Lia: Congratulations Jun, you are the first person to get a "Who am !?" right!!!!
Jun: YaY!
Jin: *opens a bottle of alchohol*
Lia: No time for fizzies.
Jin: D'oh!
Jun: Jin, lets celebrate later.
Hwoarang: Mmmm! Cellery!
Lia: *rolls her eyes*
Paul: I havebrain damage.
Lia: *slaps her face* Okay, round two is over....I hate hanging around with you guys....
END OF CHAPTER TWO!
Okay, so you want more. Well, unfortunately we ran out of frozen bacon.
HIGHLIGHTS OF CHAPTER THREE: What the hell is Christie's problem? Why does Hwoarang like cellery? Is Gon a new type of creature that's smarter than us humans? What is 1+1? Will I ever stop talking? Find out in Chapter three, dun, dun, dun....dun?
Comercial 1:
Advertiser #1: Ugh, comercials suck.
Advertiser #2: Yuh, I know. Why the hell am I on this damned comercial????!!!!
Advertiser #3: *all drunk* Heh...*hiccup*yah stoopid eeeeeeeeeeediots...go home to ya *hic*mammas you big baffoon...*faints*
Advertiser #4: *moves screen over so that everything disappears except her*This is an anti-alchohol comer-AAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Advertiser #3: *puts a live full grown and exremely venomous tarantula down Advertiser #4's back* Heh...*hiccup*shut da *censored beep* up you *hiccup, double censored beep*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Advertiser #1: I'm goin'.
Advertiser #2: Same. *they both leave*
Advertiser #3: Oi! Wait for*hiccup*me!!!!!*drags Advertiser #4's dead body off stage with Advertiser #1&2...HICCUP!!!*
Comercial 2:
Kylie Minogue: On a night like this...
Nicole Kidman: ...I wanna smash your nose in....
Kylie: AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICOLE KIDMAN!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YA LIVES, PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN, RUN, RUN!!!!!!!
Nicole: Lol...Kylie, I was just kiddin'.
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Nicole: *punches Advertiser in nose*Shut-up you pscychiatric little pervert!
Kylie: YEAH! *Kylie and Nicole start jumping on Advertiser*
Director: CUT!!!!
Photographer: *still recording with headphones on*Hmmm....*starts humming "Rapture"*
Sirector: I said CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Photographer: Huh? Oh, yes, of course, cut, silly me, bang, bang...did I get that in?
Director: *slaps his own face*
Comercial 3:
Huggies Advertiser: Hiya peeps! Taday we 'ave a nyoow guy on 'is comershool...*Heihachi steps into the picture*...an' 'is is 'is costoom fer teekken fffffffffooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....................he bough' i' at 'e soopa muket....looks sssmashin', ain' it?
Heihachi: Hiya kiddies! What are the best nappies in the world?
Kids: Huggies!!!!!!!
Heihachi: An' what do we like to wear?
Kids: Huggies!!!!!!!
Heihachi: What is the thing that rocks?
Kids: HHHUUUUGGGGGGIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Jin: Ugh! I think I'm gonna be sick!*pukes*
*~End Comercials~*
Lia: Back to the show!
Hwoarang: Finally! Er, I was getting a bit bored...
Lia: Good! Question 1 of round two is-
Kazuya: Oi! Already? I'm not ready!
Lia: Ahem...Question 1-
Kazuya: I SAID I'M NOT READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia: *falls off her chair and everyone sees her undies*oops.
Security: *Gets a trout and slaps Julia on the face with it*]
Lia: Ugh. Question 1- When will Nina kill Xiaoyu?
*beep*
Nina: Now! Heehee! *kills Xiaoyu*
Jin: Omigod, you killed Ling! *i mean Xiaoyu*
Kazuya: You ba-*gets slapped in the face by Jun*
Jun: Shame on you, Kazuya!
Xiaoyu: Seeya in heaven.
Nina: Seeya in HELL!!!!!*carriages come and take Xiaoyu's spirit...somewhere. Her corpse flumps to the floor*
Lia: Uh oh. We need a new contestant.
Gon: Grrrrr.....GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lia: Ugh...translation: Heihachi is a fat baby with a nappy attached to his so-called bum.
Lee: Exactly...
Kazuya: SO TRUE!!!
Forest: Huyaw! *flips over and smashs the glass. the stuff inside it bubbles on the floor and Heihachi appears then instantly blows up. Haha! That got rid of the old geezer!*
Lia: DANGIT, FORREST!!!*whacks Forest*
Forrest: What's wrong with that?
Lia: Nothing! Ugh...on with the game....THE GOD DAMNED GAME FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!!!
Hwoarang: Hey.
Lia: What.
Hwaorang: Remember Nina's punishment.
Lia: Oh yeah.
Nina: SHIT!
Lia: *shoots Nina in the head*
Anna: Hey! She was supposed to do that!
Lia: Shut-up bitch.
Nina: Hey! I'm alive! WOOHOO!
Lia: Good for you. Oh yeah and Nina, you got that question right!
Nina: WOOHOO! Double WOOHHO!!
Kazuya: Hey! When did you go to India and get married! HAHA!*laughs because of Nina's appearance of the bullet-hole in the middle of here forehead, like a married woman from India*
Nina: Hey!
Kazuya: Oh, fu-*gets knocked out*
Lia: Uh-uh! *waves finger* Tsk tsk. No swearing.
Kazuya: *stirrs*
Security man #1: *whispers something to security man #2*]
Security man #2: *nodds his head, and gets ready to swing...*
Kazuya: Uh-oh...
BANG!
Jin: I think you killed him.
Kazuya: *holds up a flag like in those Road Runner episodes...you know, when Wile E. gets hurt n stuff...*
Lia: And the challenge goes to Security Man #2.
Security Man #2: Woohoo! Yes! Victory! Oh yeah! Mad! Cool! *does a victory dance*
Lia: *looks at her watch* Oh, shit. We're running out of time.
Julia: But we can't continue without a replacement!
Lia: Oh yeah. From Brazil, we have....
Christie: YYYYYAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!! I'M FFFFFAAAAAMMMMMMMMOOOOOUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Lia: Yikes!
Christie: SO like, what's the question, like?
Lia: Actually we're up to Question 2. If you've seen this show before you should know the rules...
Christie: *nods*
Lia: Yeesh...anyway, Question 2-
Christie: I know!
*beep*
Christie: 99.9%! Yay! Did I get it right, like, yeah?!
LIa: Er...yeah...
Christie: YYYAAAYYYYY!!!! YIPPEEE!!!
Hwoarang: Uhhh...what was the question again?
Lia: How much of-
Christie: ...Paul's brain is damaged because he sniffs gasoline?!!! Am I right, like, yeah??!!!
Lia: *stares at Christie* Weird...
Christie: *watches her score go up to 5* YYYAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! Hey, I don't have a Tekken Name!!!!!!!!!!
Hwoarang: Mine is Blood Talon.
Nina: Mine is silent assassin.
Michelle: Mine is wandering female warrior.
Lee: Mine is silver-haired devil...yeesh...*shudders*
Paul: Mine is...uhhh.......ummmm......
Julia: Yours is-
Lia: Question 3-What is Paul's Tekken name?
*beep*
Julia: I was going to say hotblooded martial artist but-
Lia: Right. *you know the drill*
Christie: *is crying because she doesn't have a Tekken name*
Lia: Don't worry. I'll think one up for you...
Christie: Really? You will??!! YYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!*hugs Lia*
Lia: Ookay...*pulls Christie off* Eep...Question 4-Does everyone hate Heihachi(well, now he's dead, good riddance, that old...old....er....IDIOT!!!)?
*beep*
Kazuya: Um...Um..........I SAID UM!!! No, no!!! I didn't mean that! What I meant was...er....um...hmmm.....er......AYE CARUMBA! I'M NERVOUS! *faints*
Lia: Wrong, but you are already money-less(whatever that means), so you stay were you are! And the answer was-
Hwoarang: Ooh! Ooh! Can I sayit? Please?
Christie: No, me!
Julia: Pick me! Pick me!
Nina: Ooh, pretty please with jam tart and sugar lumps and melted cheese-
Anna: Melted cheese???!!!
Nina: Hey, I made it up! *bang Anna on the head with a saucepan*
Anna: Ouch! My head is on fire! No it's not.
Nina: I wish it was!
Lee: That is so true.
Marshall: Pick me! *everyone puts their hand up*
*beep*
Lia: Well done, Gon. You are the only one smart enough to press the button.
Gon: GGGGrrrr!!!!
Lia: Correct!
Hwoarang: What's 1+1?
Lia: Now for a "Who am I?"!! START!!!!: I have spiky hair. I come from the dead. I hate my dad. Good riddance my dad is dead. HE CHUCKED ME IN A VOLCANO! I married Jun Kazama, my son is Jin Kazama, I'm evil like my dad, Forrest killed my dad, Lia is nutzo. I am drunk, I can't smile, I hate this Goddamn game. I am-
*beep*
Jun: Kazuya Mishima?*score switches from 0 to 10*
Jin: Mum you're smart.
Jun: Thanks Jin.
Lia: Congratulations Jun, you are the first person to get a "Who am !?" right!!!!
Jun: YaY!
Jin: *opens a bottle of alchohol*
Lia: No time for fizzies.
Jin: D'oh!
Jun: Jin, lets celebrate later.
Hwoarang: Mmmm! Cellery!
Lia: *rolls her eyes*
Paul: I havebrain damage.
Lia: *slaps her face* Okay, round two is over....I hate hanging around with you guys....
END OF CHAPTER TWO!
Okay, so you want more. Well, unfortunately we ran out of frozen bacon.
HIGHLIGHTS OF CHAPTER THREE: What the hell is Christie's problem? Why does Hwoarang like cellery? Is Gon a new type of creature that's smarter than us humans? What is 1+1? Will I ever stop talking? Find out in Chapter three, dun, dun, dun....dun?