TAKE MY QUIZ! It's at:
http://quizilla.com/users/kiukirilya/quizzes/Which Tekken Character Are you? (you don't need to know what Tekken is for this!)
...and yes, include the spaces AND brackets! (when I took it myself I got Jin! Yay! Lia's favourite Tekken Characters: Jin, Jun, Unknown.)
ON WITH DA STORY!
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Acara: Hey! You took that from the Neopets site!
Aisha: I KNOW! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Acara: Put it back!
Aisha: Okay. *puts advertisement back* Now this advertisement's boring!
Acara: It always was!
Aisha: Not until now, cos you told me to put it back!
Acara: *sigh* Let's just talk about Neopets -
Aisha: I'm NOT taking orders from you again!
Acara: Fine! *fold arms and turns back on the Aisha*
Aisha: Fine! *does the same*
Christie: Hello and, like, welcome to CHRISTIE'S SEEING EYE! YOu call in and, like, ask me some questions about you, and I'll, like, answer them! Like, how cool is that! Let me give you a demonstration...*phone rings, she picks it up* LIke, hello? WHo, like, is this?
Jin: It's Jin Kazama.
Christie: Like, HI Jin!
Jin: I need your help! I'm being chased by my grandfather's Tekken Force as we speak! *muffled gunshots are heard in the background* What do I do?
CHristie: Like, I am NOT a psychiatrician! Like, please consult your lawyer!
Jin: well, can you TELL me if I'm going to get shot?
CHristie: Yes. You are going to get shot.
Jin: Holy - AH!!!! I'M SHOT!!! *dead phone line sound*
CHristie: *smiling* So call 131166 and ask for Christie! Bye-bye!
*~At SOTT~*
Lia: Hi guys and welcome back to the show! I've just received a message telling me that this show will go on for another extended hour! How cool is that?
Contestants: *groan*
Audience: *snigger*
Lia: Anyway -
Steve: Uh, excuse me, ma'am?
Lia: Yes?
Steve: COuld I, er...go home now?
Lia: NO!!!
Steve: O...k-k-kay...*trembles like a rabbit*
Lia: *to the audience only* Isn't he just so cute when he does that!
Nina: Hey! You're hitting on my son!
Lia: *pulls out her control and presses the button. Nina flumps to the floor again* Shall we get a move on, now?
Hwoarang: Yesh...*swallows last piece of celery* Oh no! I ran out of celery!
Lia: WHatever. *hands Hwoarang a bag of celery*
Hwoarang: Yay!
Lia: Anyway, let's have Question 1 on Round 4, which is -
Voice from backstage: Hey! You forgot to introduce this round's new contestants!
Forrest: How many contestants are you going to have?!
Lia: Depends. *shoots Forresr a warning glare*
Forrest: Oh. Okay.
Lia: Anyway, ladies and gentleman...meet Evelyn Sandra Nickel!
Evy(walking onstage): Hi!!!!
Lia: And now we have the star of the Demonbound Trilogy (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1638491) and third possessor of the Devil Gene, Mikaela Everest!
Mikaela: THANK YOU for not mentioning my middle name!
Lia: *chanting* MIKAELA YVONNE EVEREST! MIKAELA YVONNE EVEREST! MIKAELA -
Mikaela: YOu can STOP now!
Lia: Okay.*does what she's told*
MIkaela: *Sees Jin* JINNY!! *runs up and hugs him*
Evy: Xiaoyu isn't going to be happy.
Lia: *points to corpse* She DEAD, you idiot!
Evy: Oh.
Jin: Uh...you can let go now...*brushes Mikaela off*
Mikaela: Yes, anything you want. *smile*
Audience: GET A ROOM!
Mikaela: SHUT UP!!! Lia, start asking the questions NOW!!!!!! *cracks whip*
Kazuya: *muttering* She's worse than Lia...
MIkaela: I HEARD THAT! *whips Kazuya, crowd whinces* Ask the questions NOW!
Lia: Question 1 - Who saved Bryan Fury after the King of Iron Fist TOurnament 4?
*ding-a-ling*
Forrest: Doctor...Doctor Abel?
Lia: WRONG! IT was Doctor Bosconovitch!
Forrest: Holy whack! I always get my doctors mixed up! *gets robbed*
Mikaela: *punches Lia* YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!
Lia: *nervously*I-it's the rules of the game!
Mikaela: Whatever. NEXT QUESTION! NOW!
Lia: Okay - Paul, what are you doing?
Paul(in the audience): *holds up a packet of crack* A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
LIa: *rolls eyes*
Mikaela: You still haven't asked the question...*gets ready to whip*
Lia: Okay okay! Question two -
Julia: *whispering to Michelle* Man, that Mikaela chick's ruining the show!
Mikaela: I HEARD THAT! *whips Julia, who falls off, again revealing her blue lace undies. Security charges on and slaps her on the face with a trout*
Jin: Uh - Mikaela?
MIkaela: Yes Jin?
Jin: COuld you...calm down a bit? And put down that whip. You're scaring me.
MIkaela: Of course! *does as she is told*
Lia: Hmm....*thinking* Mikaela doesn't listen to me, but she listens to Jin...and Jin listens to me...*quickly jots something down on a piece of paper and passes it to Jin*
MIkaela: NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!
Lia: Question 2 - Who created Combot?
*ding-a-ling*
Lia: Yes MIkaela?
Mikaela: Was it...Tee?
Lia: Sorry, that's wrong...*security robs MIkaela*
Mikaela: Hey! That's not fair! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
Lia: Sorry, but -
Mikaela: NOW! *eyes glow red*
Lia: Okay okay okay! *Security hands back Mikaela's money*
Jin: *reading off piece of paper, sounding like a robot* Mikaela could you be nicer and listen to Lia or I will not lick...LIKE...you anymore.
MIkaela: Okay - hey...what's that? *snatches paper out of Jin's hand and reads aloud to the audience* "Jin please say this to Mikaela and if she does it I will give you 500 points". GASP! How could you? *glares at Lia and Jin* I'm not listening to either of you! Never, never, NEVER!
Lia: Okay, extreme times call for extreme measures! *pulls out rubber and piece of paper* I'm going to rub you out, Mikaela!
Mikaela: NOO! You can't do that! You created me! You ca
Lia: *watches MIkaela disappear* Well, that's better now.
*everyone sighs, relieved. Security comes and kicks Evy off stage*
Lia: So much for original characters!
*everyone applauds, contestants and audience*
Lia: I know you all love me, don't ya? But now it's back to the good ol' Lia!
COntestants: *groan*
Audience: *sniggers*
Lia: Anyway, Question 3 - In Tekken Forever, what does Paul call himself?
*ding-a-ling*
Hwoarang: Fatty boom batty. I was THERE!
Lia: Correct!
Jin: How come you ask a lot of questions about Paul?
Lia: Because, in case you haven't noticed, this is a retarded fic, and we only ask retarded questions about retarded people. Get it?
Jin: Whatever.
Lia: I like dissing Tekken Forever, so...Question 4 - What were Nina and Wang doing in one particular scene? *coughcough*
*ding-a-ling*
Kazuya: GETTIN' IT DOWN!!
Lia: Wrong. And wipe that smile off your face, Kazuya. *grins as Kazuya is whacked around by a pole* Anyway, they were "steering" at eachother. Oh, and Wang was trying to hit on Nina.
Wang(from the audience): Oh yeah!! *belly dances*
Lia: *rolls her eyes* Oh, puh-lease...now it's time for a Who Am I?.
Christie: Like, cool!
Lia: Fantastic. Here we go: I was conceived by in-vitro fertilisation. I was born in Britain. I have a secret crush on Christie (eww...). I am...?
*ding-a-ling*
Jun: Steve Fox?
Lia: Correct!
Jin: Well done, mom! You're a Who Am I? whiz!
Jun: Thanks Jinny.
Steve: Excuse me, I'd like to say something.
Lia: Fire away.
Steve: Well, I do NOT like Christie!
CHristie: *all teary* You...you don't?
Lia: Every one, new rule! If Steve lies he is to be covered in make-up and get a girly hair-do! *turns to Steve* What were you saying?
Steve: Um...I don't like Christie.
Lia: Ha! Liar! I can read your mind!
Steve: Dang!
Lia: SECURITY!
*security covers Steve in lipstick and ties his hair up in pig-tails*
Lia: Haha! Good thig you're hair's so long!
Steve: I HATE this!
Lia: Told you you'd regret it! BUt not you are eternally bound to my wrath! MWUHAHAHAHAHA! *lightning crashes* Anyway, that's it for Round 4! Stay tuned next time! Buh-bye! Oh...and by the way, I hope you learnt your lesson from this chapter - original characters suck! Well, not mine, but this was just a demo. =D
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FINALLY this chapter is over! Review me with ideas, please! The next chapter will be a tally of things (ie. how many times Kazuya's been hit). Thanks for reading...good bye!
http://quizilla.com/users/kiukirilya/quizzes/Which Tekken Character Are you? (you don't need to know what Tekken is for this!)
...and yes, include the spaces AND brackets! (when I took it myself I got Jin! Yay! Lia's favourite Tekken Characters: Jin, Jun, Unknown.)
ON WITH DA STORY!
_____________________________________________________________
*~Advertisements~*
Aisha: Neopets® is the greatest Virtual Pet Site on the Internet. With your help, we have built a community of over 60 million virtual pet owners across the world! Neopets has many things to offer including over 140 games, trading, auctions, greetings, messaging, and much much more. Best of all, it's completely FREE!
Acara: Hey! You took that from the Neopets site!
Aisha: I KNOW! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Acara: Put it back!
Aisha: Okay. *puts advertisement back* Now this advertisement's boring!
Acara: It always was!
Aisha: Not until now, cos you told me to put it back!
Acara: *sigh* Let's just talk about Neopets -
Aisha: I'm NOT taking orders from you again!
Acara: Fine! *fold arms and turns back on the Aisha*
Aisha: Fine! *does the same*
Christie: Hello and, like, welcome to CHRISTIE'S SEEING EYE! YOu call in and, like, ask me some questions about you, and I'll, like, answer them! Like, how cool is that! Let me give you a demonstration...*phone rings, she picks it up* LIke, hello? WHo, like, is this?
Jin: It's Jin Kazama.
Christie: Like, HI Jin!
Jin: I need your help! I'm being chased by my grandfather's Tekken Force as we speak! *muffled gunshots are heard in the background* What do I do?
CHristie: Like, I am NOT a psychiatrician! Like, please consult your lawyer!
Jin: well, can you TELL me if I'm going to get shot?
CHristie: Yes. You are going to get shot.
Jin: Holy - AH!!!! I'M SHOT!!! *dead phone line sound*
CHristie: *smiling* So call 131166 and ask for Christie! Bye-bye!
*~At SOTT~*
Lia: Hi guys and welcome back to the show! I've just received a message telling me that this show will go on for another extended hour! How cool is that?
Contestants: *groan*
Audience: *snigger*
Lia: Anyway -
Steve: Uh, excuse me, ma'am?
Lia: Yes?
Steve: COuld I, er...go home now?
Lia: NO!!!
Steve: O...k-k-kay...*trembles like a rabbit*
Lia: *to the audience only* Isn't he just so cute when he does that!
Nina: Hey! You're hitting on my son!
Lia: *pulls out her control and presses the button. Nina flumps to the floor again* Shall we get a move on, now?
Hwoarang: Yesh...*swallows last piece of celery* Oh no! I ran out of celery!
Lia: WHatever. *hands Hwoarang a bag of celery*
Hwoarang: Yay!
Lia: Anyway, let's have Question 1 on Round 4, which is -
Voice from backstage: Hey! You forgot to introduce this round's new contestants!
Forrest: How many contestants are you going to have?!
Lia: Depends. *shoots Forresr a warning glare*
Forrest: Oh. Okay.
Lia: Anyway, ladies and gentleman...meet Evelyn Sandra Nickel!
Evy(walking onstage): Hi!!!!
Lia: And now we have the star of the Demonbound Trilogy (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1638491) and third possessor of the Devil Gene, Mikaela Everest!
Mikaela: THANK YOU for not mentioning my middle name!
Lia: *chanting* MIKAELA YVONNE EVEREST! MIKAELA YVONNE EVEREST! MIKAELA -
Mikaela: YOu can STOP now!
Lia: Okay.*does what she's told*
MIkaela: *Sees Jin* JINNY!! *runs up and hugs him*
Evy: Xiaoyu isn't going to be happy.
Lia: *points to corpse* She DEAD, you idiot!
Evy: Oh.
Jin: Uh...you can let go now...*brushes Mikaela off*
Mikaela: Yes, anything you want. *smile*
Audience: GET A ROOM!
Mikaela: SHUT UP!!! Lia, start asking the questions NOW!!!!!! *cracks whip*
Kazuya: *muttering* She's worse than Lia...
MIkaela: I HEARD THAT! *whips Kazuya, crowd whinces* Ask the questions NOW!
Lia: Question 1 - Who saved Bryan Fury after the King of Iron Fist TOurnament 4?
*ding-a-ling*
Forrest: Doctor...Doctor Abel?
Lia: WRONG! IT was Doctor Bosconovitch!
Forrest: Holy whack! I always get my doctors mixed up! *gets robbed*
Mikaela: *punches Lia* YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!
Lia: *nervously*I-it's the rules of the game!
Mikaela: Whatever. NEXT QUESTION! NOW!
Lia: Okay - Paul, what are you doing?
Paul(in the audience): *holds up a packet of crack* A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
LIa: *rolls eyes*
Mikaela: You still haven't asked the question...*gets ready to whip*
Lia: Okay okay! Question two -
Julia: *whispering to Michelle* Man, that Mikaela chick's ruining the show!
Mikaela: I HEARD THAT! *whips Julia, who falls off, again revealing her blue lace undies. Security charges on and slaps her on the face with a trout*
Jin: Uh - Mikaela?
MIkaela: Yes Jin?
Jin: COuld you...calm down a bit? And put down that whip. You're scaring me.
MIkaela: Of course! *does as she is told*
Lia: Hmm....*thinking* Mikaela doesn't listen to me, but she listens to Jin...and Jin listens to me...*quickly jots something down on a piece of paper and passes it to Jin*
MIkaela: NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!
Lia: Question 2 - Who created Combot?
*ding-a-ling*
Lia: Yes MIkaela?
Mikaela: Was it...Tee?
Lia: Sorry, that's wrong...*security robs MIkaela*
Mikaela: Hey! That's not fair! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
Lia: Sorry, but -
Mikaela: NOW! *eyes glow red*
Lia: Okay okay okay! *Security hands back Mikaela's money*
Jin: *reading off piece of paper, sounding like a robot* Mikaela could you be nicer and listen to Lia or I will not lick...LIKE...you anymore.
MIkaela: Okay - hey...what's that? *snatches paper out of Jin's hand and reads aloud to the audience* "Jin please say this to Mikaela and if she does it I will give you 500 points". GASP! How could you? *glares at Lia and Jin* I'm not listening to either of you! Never, never, NEVER!
Lia: Okay, extreme times call for extreme measures! *pulls out rubber and piece of paper* I'm going to rub you out, Mikaela!
Mikaela: NOO! You can't do that! You created me! You ca
Lia: *watches MIkaela disappear* Well, that's better now.
*everyone sighs, relieved. Security comes and kicks Evy off stage*
Lia: So much for original characters!
*everyone applauds, contestants and audience*
Lia: I know you all love me, don't ya? But now it's back to the good ol' Lia!
COntestants: *groan*
Audience: *sniggers*
Lia: Anyway, Question 3 - In Tekken Forever, what does Paul call himself?
*ding-a-ling*
Hwoarang: Fatty boom batty. I was THERE!
Lia: Correct!
Jin: How come you ask a lot of questions about Paul?
Lia: Because, in case you haven't noticed, this is a retarded fic, and we only ask retarded questions about retarded people. Get it?
Jin: Whatever.
Lia: I like dissing Tekken Forever, so...Question 4 - What were Nina and Wang doing in one particular scene? *coughcough*
*ding-a-ling*
Kazuya: GETTIN' IT DOWN!!
Lia: Wrong. And wipe that smile off your face, Kazuya. *grins as Kazuya is whacked around by a pole* Anyway, they were "steering" at eachother. Oh, and Wang was trying to hit on Nina.
Wang(from the audience): Oh yeah!! *belly dances*
Lia: *rolls her eyes* Oh, puh-lease...now it's time for a Who Am I?.
Christie: Like, cool!
Lia: Fantastic. Here we go: I was conceived by in-vitro fertilisation. I was born in Britain. I have a secret crush on Christie (eww...). I am...?
*ding-a-ling*
Jun: Steve Fox?
Lia: Correct!
Jin: Well done, mom! You're a Who Am I? whiz!
Jun: Thanks Jinny.
Steve: Excuse me, I'd like to say something.
Lia: Fire away.
Steve: Well, I do NOT like Christie!
CHristie: *all teary* You...you don't?
Lia: Every one, new rule! If Steve lies he is to be covered in make-up and get a girly hair-do! *turns to Steve* What were you saying?
Steve: Um...I don't like Christie.
Lia: Ha! Liar! I can read your mind!
Steve: Dang!
Lia: SECURITY!
*security covers Steve in lipstick and ties his hair up in pig-tails*
Lia: Haha! Good thig you're hair's so long!
Steve: I HATE this!
Lia: Told you you'd regret it! BUt not you are eternally bound to my wrath! MWUHAHAHAHAHA! *lightning crashes* Anyway, that's it for Round 4! Stay tuned next time! Buh-bye! Oh...and by the way, I hope you learnt your lesson from this chapter - original characters suck! Well, not mine, but this was just a demo. =D
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FINALLY this chapter is over! Review me with ideas, please! The next chapter will be a tally of things (ie. how many times Kazuya's been hit). Thanks for reading...good bye!