Disclaimer: Do we really have to have these for every chapter? I'm
running out of ways to say I do not own Lord of the Rings or anything
thereby related.
Note: This is probably the shortest chapter in FanFiction history, hence the name of The Anti-Chapter
6 - The Anti-Chapter
As Blue and Black were talking, several more people in colored cloaks joined their table. They were all drinking and laughing, and having a good time. It was inevitable that they would start singing.
"Blame it all on my roots," Black began as she planted a foot atop the table and raised her mug into the air, "I showed up in boots and ruined your black tie affair."
"What are they singing now?" asked Blue.
"Oh, you'll like it," said Green, "they know all the words to this one. It's a great drinking song."
"The last one to know The last one to show I was the last one You thought you'd see there! And I saw the surprise And the fear in his eyes When I took his glass of champagne And I toasted you Said, honey, we may be through But you'll never hear me complain!"
Then the others around the table joined in.
"'Cause I got friends in low places Where the whisky drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh, I've got friends, in low places!
Well, I guess I was wrong I just don't belong But then, I've been there before Everything's all right I'll just say goodnight And I'll show myself to the door Hey, I didn't mean To cause a big scene Just give me an hour and then Well, I'll be as high As that ivory tower That you're livin' in!
'Cause I got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh, I've got friends, in low places!"
Shouts of woo hoo and yee-haw echoed through the tavern, then someone yelled, 'One more time!'
"'Cause I got friends in low places."
And so they proceeded to sing the chorus another five times before moving on to a new song. They continued to sing well into the night, and didn't go to their room until past midnight.
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That was incredibly short, and for the most part pointless. I had another song written down originally, but I decided it wasn't that important (sorry, Garth Brooks fans!). I do like the song I included here-Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks, and the one I didn't, also by Brooks, called Thunder Rolls. Someone help me! I'm beginning to like country! Ah!!! Hehe.
Note: This is probably the shortest chapter in FanFiction history, hence the name of The Anti-Chapter
6 - The Anti-Chapter
As Blue and Black were talking, several more people in colored cloaks joined their table. They were all drinking and laughing, and having a good time. It was inevitable that they would start singing.
"Blame it all on my roots," Black began as she planted a foot atop the table and raised her mug into the air, "I showed up in boots and ruined your black tie affair."
"What are they singing now?" asked Blue.
"Oh, you'll like it," said Green, "they know all the words to this one. It's a great drinking song."
"The last one to know The last one to show I was the last one You thought you'd see there! And I saw the surprise And the fear in his eyes When I took his glass of champagne And I toasted you Said, honey, we may be through But you'll never hear me complain!"
Then the others around the table joined in.
"'Cause I got friends in low places Where the whisky drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh, I've got friends, in low places!
Well, I guess I was wrong I just don't belong But then, I've been there before Everything's all right I'll just say goodnight And I'll show myself to the door Hey, I didn't mean To cause a big scene Just give me an hour and then Well, I'll be as high As that ivory tower That you're livin' in!
'Cause I got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh, I've got friends, in low places!"
Shouts of woo hoo and yee-haw echoed through the tavern, then someone yelled, 'One more time!'
"'Cause I got friends in low places."
And so they proceeded to sing the chorus another five times before moving on to a new song. They continued to sing well into the night, and didn't go to their room until past midnight.
- - - - - - -
That was incredibly short, and for the most part pointless. I had another song written down originally, but I decided it wasn't that important (sorry, Garth Brooks fans!). I do like the song I included here-Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks, and the one I didn't, also by Brooks, called Thunder Rolls. Someone help me! I'm beginning to like country! Ah!!! Hehe.