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7 - A Squirt Gun in Middle-earth?
"Get up!" shouted Black as she stormed into the room where Blue, Green, and Red were sleeping.
"Where have you been?" asked Blue. "I've been up for who-knows-how-long and you were already gone."
"Come on, get up," Black repeated pulling the covers off of Green. "Red," she continued, "get your lazy bum out of bed." She yanked the sheets out from under Red and sent her sprawling to the floor.
"I just love your early morning wake-up calls," mumbled Green as she sat up in bed.
"It's not early!" said Blue.
"Yeah, it's nearly eleven thirty!" agreed Black. "You're approaching noon!"
"Noon isn't that late when you go to bed at four."
"Go to bed earlier then," Black told her.
Black turned to see that Red had pulled the covers to the floor and covered herself back up again.
"For Pete's sake!" Black yelled. "Get up already!" She lightly kicked Red in the back.
"Ugh-mmm," mumbled the half-dead Red.
"Don't make me get the squirt gun," Black warned the red lump on the floor. No answer came and everyone was silent for a moment.
"Look!" Black shouted suddenly. "It's an Elf!"
"Where!" Blue almost screamed, trying to decide whether to run toward the elf or away.
"Huh? What? Where?" Red muttered groggily while rubbing her eyes.
"Yeah, a really hot, tall, blonde one just rode up. He's waiting for you downstairs," she said.
Blue attempted to dash downstairs, but Green held her back, shaking her head.
"Really?" asked Red.
"No."
"Oh." Red rolled back over.
"Somebody do something about her!" Black shouted as she left the room.
"Alright," sighed Green, "come on, Red."
"Uh-uh," mumbled Red.
"Blue, come over here and help me."
"She can get herself up!"
"Blue!" Green warned.
The blue and green women then proceeded in wrestling the covers away from Red. They rolled all over the floor and barely managed to confiscate the blankets. Green put them back on the bed and went to her bags.
Black burst in again, brandishing a new Super-Soaker.
"Red up?" she asked.
"Over there," Green pointed.
Black walked around to the other side of Red's bed, where Red herself was trying to go back to sleep.
"How 'bout a little shower?" asked Black as she pulled the trigger and pelted Red in the face with a jet of ice-cold water.
"Ah!" Red screamed. "Stop it, stop it! I'm up!"
After Red was thoroughly drenched, Black pulled the water gun up and blew across the barrel like they do in James Bond movies.
"I'll bring the wash tubs up," she said, leaving the room again.
"Hehehe," Blue giggled as she caught sight of the dripping Red.
"What are you looking at?" growled Red.
"Nothing," Blue said, holding back more giggles.
"Come here for a sec," said Red with a bob of her head.
"No, that's okay," Blue responded.
"Just come here," Red persisted as she walked toward the Fish.
"What are you doing?" asked Blue nervously.
Red jumped on Blue and squeezed all the water from her hair and hood into Blue's face.
"Ahh!" she screamed. "You'll make my gills come out!"
"Not so funny now, is it?"
"Ah, water," Blue sighed suddenly wanting the water, leaning back and holding out her arms.
Red pushed her on her back. "Ruddy little fish," she grumbled.
"Okay," shouted Black as she entered the room for a third time. "Who wants a bath?" she asked, lugging in three large copper tubs.
"Got anything bigger?" asked Blue.
"These are for bathing, not swimming," Black told her.
"Aw, but--"
She swallowed her reply when faced with Black's most famous glare.
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Based on a true event, actually. Red never does wake up easily. Another pointless chapter, I'm afraid. But please review! If you don't, I will be forced to curse you and your family for eternity!
7 - A Squirt Gun in Middle-earth?
"Get up!" shouted Black as she stormed into the room where Blue, Green, and Red were sleeping.
"Where have you been?" asked Blue. "I've been up for who-knows-how-long and you were already gone."
"Come on, get up," Black repeated pulling the covers off of Green. "Red," she continued, "get your lazy bum out of bed." She yanked the sheets out from under Red and sent her sprawling to the floor.
"I just love your early morning wake-up calls," mumbled Green as she sat up in bed.
"It's not early!" said Blue.
"Yeah, it's nearly eleven thirty!" agreed Black. "You're approaching noon!"
"Noon isn't that late when you go to bed at four."
"Go to bed earlier then," Black told her.
Black turned to see that Red had pulled the covers to the floor and covered herself back up again.
"For Pete's sake!" Black yelled. "Get up already!" She lightly kicked Red in the back.
"Ugh-mmm," mumbled the half-dead Red.
"Don't make me get the squirt gun," Black warned the red lump on the floor. No answer came and everyone was silent for a moment.
"Look!" Black shouted suddenly. "It's an Elf!"
"Where!" Blue almost screamed, trying to decide whether to run toward the elf or away.
"Huh? What? Where?" Red muttered groggily while rubbing her eyes.
"Yeah, a really hot, tall, blonde one just rode up. He's waiting for you downstairs," she said.
Blue attempted to dash downstairs, but Green held her back, shaking her head.
"Really?" asked Red.
"No."
"Oh." Red rolled back over.
"Somebody do something about her!" Black shouted as she left the room.
"Alright," sighed Green, "come on, Red."
"Uh-uh," mumbled Red.
"Blue, come over here and help me."
"She can get herself up!"
"Blue!" Green warned.
The blue and green women then proceeded in wrestling the covers away from Red. They rolled all over the floor and barely managed to confiscate the blankets. Green put them back on the bed and went to her bags.
Black burst in again, brandishing a new Super-Soaker.
"Red up?" she asked.
"Over there," Green pointed.
Black walked around to the other side of Red's bed, where Red herself was trying to go back to sleep.
"How 'bout a little shower?" asked Black as she pulled the trigger and pelted Red in the face with a jet of ice-cold water.
"Ah!" Red screamed. "Stop it, stop it! I'm up!"
After Red was thoroughly drenched, Black pulled the water gun up and blew across the barrel like they do in James Bond movies.
"I'll bring the wash tubs up," she said, leaving the room again.
"Hehehe," Blue giggled as she caught sight of the dripping Red.
"What are you looking at?" growled Red.
"Nothing," Blue said, holding back more giggles.
"Come here for a sec," said Red with a bob of her head.
"No, that's okay," Blue responded.
"Just come here," Red persisted as she walked toward the Fish.
"What are you doing?" asked Blue nervously.
Red jumped on Blue and squeezed all the water from her hair and hood into Blue's face.
"Ahh!" she screamed. "You'll make my gills come out!"
"Not so funny now, is it?"
"Ah, water," Blue sighed suddenly wanting the water, leaning back and holding out her arms.
Red pushed her on her back. "Ruddy little fish," she grumbled.
"Okay," shouted Black as she entered the room for a third time. "Who wants a bath?" she asked, lugging in three large copper tubs.
"Got anything bigger?" asked Blue.
"These are for bathing, not swimming," Black told her.
"Aw, but--"
She swallowed her reply when faced with Black's most famous glare.
- - - - - - -
Based on a true event, actually. Red never does wake up easily. Another pointless chapter, I'm afraid. But please review! If you don't, I will be forced to curse you and your family for eternity!