You Stupid Pig! Too Bad I Love You...
By: Tomo Kakashi
Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma 1/2.
Warning: This contains HET. Don't like, don't read. Ryouga/Ukyou. ^_^
Who would think that I'd fall in love with a pig-man? A directionless moron at that?
I sure as Hell never thought I would. That stupid Jackass.
He just comes barging into Ucchan's like he owns the place and orders me to show him to the Tendou Dojo. No doubt he wants to give Akane that huge ass statue for a gift and fight Ranchan for Akane-baka's heart. Feh, looks like I'm the only baka here.
Of course I show Ryouga-kun to the Dojo. Hell, I even go in with him, pretending to want to see Ranchan. But when we get to the door, we can hear a conversation taking place between Ranchan and Akane-baka.
"Oh, Ranma, if you really love me you'll stop hanging around Ukyou and Shampoo!" I hear Akane's tomboyish voice. I freeze...Had Ranchan...did he...?
"Anything for you, Akane-chan!" Ranma smiles, and Ryouga and I listen as the two begin making out. I feel my heart break and tears flow freely down my face.
"R-Ranchan..." I whisper, unable to stop the sobs racking my chest.
Ryouga is in shock, himself. Hadn't Ranma and Akane hated each other? He thought Akane loved himself!
But Ryouga stops thinking about Akane when he sees my condition. He hugs me from behind gently, telling me that it's alirght, that I don't need Ranma. And he's right, I realize. Ranchan never loved me, so why should I love him?
I burry my head into Ryouga's manly chest. Why had I not noticed him before? Just because he's such an idiot? A moron? But he's kind, sweet...Sexy...He'd do anything for the one he loves....
I break free from his tight embrace and smile at him. I know he must be hurt, too...After all, he loves Akane, right? But then he smiles back at me.
"Let's go back to Ucchan's, okay?" he asks me. I nod and wipe away my tears. Why cry over a 1/2 man when there's a...well, anotehr 1/2 man here that I'm sure I can get?
Ryouga and I hold hands, walking slowly back to Ucchan's. When we get there, I offer him a room to stay in; Konatsu went to visit his family and his room would be free for a week or more. Ryouga smiles.
"I'd like that...Ukyou-chan." he grins.
"You can call me Ucchan....Ryouga-koi..." I only permitted Ranma to call me that before, but now I think I've found someone new to love...someone better and more deserving.
I love a pig...But he isn't so stupid, after all.
He loves me back.
~Owari~
By: Tomo Kakashi
Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma 1/2.
Warning: This contains HET. Don't like, don't read. Ryouga/Ukyou. ^_^
Who would think that I'd fall in love with a pig-man? A directionless moron at that?
I sure as Hell never thought I would. That stupid Jackass.
He just comes barging into Ucchan's like he owns the place and orders me to show him to the Tendou Dojo. No doubt he wants to give Akane that huge ass statue for a gift and fight Ranchan for Akane-baka's heart. Feh, looks like I'm the only baka here.
Of course I show Ryouga-kun to the Dojo. Hell, I even go in with him, pretending to want to see Ranchan. But when we get to the door, we can hear a conversation taking place between Ranchan and Akane-baka.
"Oh, Ranma, if you really love me you'll stop hanging around Ukyou and Shampoo!" I hear Akane's tomboyish voice. I freeze...Had Ranchan...did he...?
"Anything for you, Akane-chan!" Ranma smiles, and Ryouga and I listen as the two begin making out. I feel my heart break and tears flow freely down my face.
"R-Ranchan..." I whisper, unable to stop the sobs racking my chest.
Ryouga is in shock, himself. Hadn't Ranma and Akane hated each other? He thought Akane loved himself!
But Ryouga stops thinking about Akane when he sees my condition. He hugs me from behind gently, telling me that it's alirght, that I don't need Ranma. And he's right, I realize. Ranchan never loved me, so why should I love him?
I burry my head into Ryouga's manly chest. Why had I not noticed him before? Just because he's such an idiot? A moron? But he's kind, sweet...Sexy...He'd do anything for the one he loves....
I break free from his tight embrace and smile at him. I know he must be hurt, too...After all, he loves Akane, right? But then he smiles back at me.
"Let's go back to Ucchan's, okay?" he asks me. I nod and wipe away my tears. Why cry over a 1/2 man when there's a...well, anotehr 1/2 man here that I'm sure I can get?
Ryouga and I hold hands, walking slowly back to Ucchan's. When we get there, I offer him a room to stay in; Konatsu went to visit his family and his room would be free for a week or more. Ryouga smiles.
"I'd like that...Ukyou-chan." he grins.
"You can call me Ucchan....Ryouga-koi..." I only permitted Ranma to call me that before, but now I think I've found someone new to love...someone better and more deserving.
I love a pig...But he isn't so stupid, after all.
He loves me back.
~Owari~