Kath: It's my turn. Who wants some of me now? Well, then, I pick poor
Shawn. You know the drill, dude. Pick your punishment.
Shawn:[shuddering] Doggie dare.
Kath: Sing...the Barney song...
Shawn:[does a perfect tone of all of the Barney kids singing and sings] Now that that's over with, Ash, Truth, dare-
Ash: Doggie Dare!
Cornpuffs: You fool.
Shawn: sing the new theme song!
Ash: [in his best voice sings] Now, your turn 'Puffs.
C.P.: Dare, fool.
Ash: No using big four letter words on me! [Narrator gets attacked by crazy Ash fangirls, led by Rolana(see Zelda story)] Okay, make me a sandwich!
C.P.: What kind?
Ash: A peanut-butter, honey, and banana sandwich, the ones like Elvis ate!
C.P.:[makes Ash into a peanut-butter, honey, and banana sandwich, the ones like Elvis ate] Satisfied?
Ash:[takes a bite of himself] Sure.
C.P.: May, I choose you.
May: Dare!
C.P.: I dare you to make out with Ash in a threesome with Misty in a hot tub!
May: What?
C.P.: Huh?
May: Okay!
[Everyone falls over]
C.P.: Just kidding Yam.
May: Aww, man...
Brad, meanwhile notices the rain has stopped and makes an announcement that it has.
Prolouge:
Brad and the Journey Crew left to go on to a new league. Ash and Co., no longer sane from the terrible ordeal that they had been through, were locked away in the Kanto Mental ward. All that is left of Tracy and Brock are the boxer shorts/ white-tighties on the tree.
~!@#$%^&*()_+
Well, folks, it's been good, but you know, there might just be a sequel or a behind the scenes type thing in the future. Well, have fun, enjoy life, and eat more donuts!
Cornpuffs, signing out!
Shawn:[shuddering] Doggie dare.
Kath: Sing...the Barney song...
Shawn:[does a perfect tone of all of the Barney kids singing and sings] Now that that's over with, Ash, Truth, dare-
Ash: Doggie Dare!
Cornpuffs: You fool.
Shawn: sing the new theme song!
Ash: [in his best voice sings] Now, your turn 'Puffs.
C.P.: Dare, fool.
Ash: No using big four letter words on me! [Narrator gets attacked by crazy Ash fangirls, led by Rolana(see Zelda story)] Okay, make me a sandwich!
C.P.: What kind?
Ash: A peanut-butter, honey, and banana sandwich, the ones like Elvis ate!
C.P.:[makes Ash into a peanut-butter, honey, and banana sandwich, the ones like Elvis ate] Satisfied?
Ash:[takes a bite of himself] Sure.
C.P.: May, I choose you.
May: Dare!
C.P.: I dare you to make out with Ash in a threesome with Misty in a hot tub!
May: What?
C.P.: Huh?
May: Okay!
[Everyone falls over]
C.P.: Just kidding Yam.
May: Aww, man...
Brad, meanwhile notices the rain has stopped and makes an announcement that it has.
Prolouge:
Brad and the Journey Crew left to go on to a new league. Ash and Co., no longer sane from the terrible ordeal that they had been through, were locked away in the Kanto Mental ward. All that is left of Tracy and Brock are the boxer shorts/ white-tighties on the tree.
~!@#$%^&*()_+
Well, folks, it's been good, but you know, there might just be a sequel or a behind the scenes type thing in the future. Well, have fun, enjoy life, and eat more donuts!
Cornpuffs, signing out!
