Slayers isn't mine (how bad ;________;). They're © Hajime Kanzaka and Rui Araizumi.
-is a character talking (d'oh!), * * are actions and [ ] are character thoughts. Have a nice
day.....and pray for Lina doesn't Drag-slave you!
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^~^~^~ An imposible couple ~^~^~^
- Hi there! My name is Preetyme and I loooooove making slayers fanfics. Of any
type!! -^_^-
- Oh no....It's her again!
- Who is she Lina?
- Gourry Baka! * hits Gourry * It's that crazy author again!!
- Ah! Now I remember!!!
- Miss Preetyme, it's not a good thing to do fanfics that create pain in it's characters'
hearts. STOP NOW IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!!!
- * pops out of nowhere * Don't hear Amelia, Pree-chan....please continue bringing
pain to anime characters' hearts. ^_^
- Yay!!!! I've mazoku autorization to continue!!! Yay!! -^_^-
- XELLOS !!!!!!!! how dare you!!!
- What? It's funny to see the look on your faces after reading her fanfics!! Anyway,
Pree-chan, what's the fanfic about?
- I'll tell you when she arrives
- She? (NOTE: Everyone said this)
- * nods* Oh! Here's She.
- Hello Preetyme-san. Sorry for arriving this late... I had problems with finding a
nanny for Val... * realizes that Xellos is here* WHAT IS THAT BAKA
NAMAGOMI DOING HERE?!?!?!?!
- I'm happy to see you too, lizard lips. ^_^*
- WHY YOU...! * Lina, Zelgadis and Amelia grab Filia * LET ME GO!!! I'M
GOING TO KILL HIM!!
- Guys....please calm down.... Dont you wanna know what's the fic about?
- What's about?
- I bet Filia has something to do about this.
- * nods* How did you know?
- You told us to wait for her. (((_-))U
- Ah! Yes...gege... ^^U
- Could you please tell us what's the story about, NOW?
- Calm down miss Lina!!
- Ok...the story is about a couple
- A..a.. COUPLE FANFIC? * everyone but Xellos scared*
- Ah....fear....so good as lunch! ^_^
- SHUT UP NAMAGOMI!!!!! umm.... Preetyme-san....can you tell more about who
are the couple?
- -^_^- Hai! The couple is a total opposite
- Xellos and Filia (Zelgadis Talking)
- Xellos and Filia (Lina Talking)
- Xellos and Filia (Gourry Talking)
- Mister Xellos and Miss Filia (Amelia Talking)
- I'M NOT GOING TO BE IN A FANFIC WITH HIM/HER!!! (Xellos and Filia
talking, at the same time ^^U)* they look at each other * STOP DOING THAT!!! *
sweatdrop* I TOLD YOU TO STOP!! ;__;
- Hohohoho! It's not a canon couple. -^o^-
- Huh? Not a canon?
- Lina...What's a canon?
- I'll tell you later. That means that in this fanfic I have to be a couple with Zel or
Xel..... nooooo ;___;
- What? Do I have anything wrong? Aren't you happy with my Chimera form? Don't
worry Lina, I'll just kill myselfe for being this way!
- Mister Zelgadis!!! Please Dont!!!
- Guys..... Zelgadis and Lina arent total opposites.
- O.O you..you.. made a clever comment Gourry!!!!
- -^_^-
- I think the world is coming to an end ... (((_O))
- Then it's me and mister Xellos? * blink, blink*
- No way....
- Yep, It's imposible to be a couple with Ame-chan...She'd kill me with the "life is
wonderful" song
- You're not even close ^^
- GIVE MORE CLUES FOXY LADY!!! OR I'LL FIRE-BALL YOU!!
- Ok Ok!!! Just dont kill me please ;_______;!!!! I'm too young to die! The couple is
S/M
- S/M.....does anybody remember a character with S?
- * thinks *........ Could it be Sylphiel?
- It's possible.... And who's the M?
- O.O Martina?!?!?!
- Mi-miss Preetyme!! How can you do a yuri between Martina and Sylphiel!!! I
mean....Martina is married!!!
- -_-U I dont like to write yuris......
- Oh....gege...sorry then.
- Could it be Maryou-Garv?
- They've never met each-other (((_-))U
- AHHH!!! THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! I give up. Just tell me.
- Only when everyone gives up.
- * killer stare to all the group* Do you give up guys?
- I give up
- I give up
- I give up, Preetyme-san
- I give up, Miss Preetyme.
- Sore wa himitsu des * Lina starts reciting the Dragon-Slave* I mean yes Pree-chan!
- Ok -^_^- So I'm going to tell you all! The couple is * stands next to Xellos * ....Xel-
kun? Can you lend me your staff?
- Here you have ^_^
- Thanks! Um....Forgive me Filia-san! * grabs mace-sama from under her skirt *
- Kyaaaaaaah!!!! HENTAI!!!
- Yep! -^_^-
- * starts reciting dragon slave *
- I'll Tell!!!! O.O
- Lina Don't!!!
- * continues reciting *
- IT'S THE STAFF AND MACE-SAMA!!
- *Facefault* WHAT?!?!?
- Yes... I was planning making the both go to a date...
- ARE YOU IDIOT?!?!
- Kinda....
- Miss Preetyme...why are they opposites?
- Oh...that. You see...one is made of wood and the other of metal....
- * community sweatdrop * are you serious?
- * nods*
- I'm starting to think that all authors are related to Deep See Dolphin (((_-))U
- Well, I think it's time for them to go to a date -^_^-
- NO WAY!!! MY DEAR MACE ISNT GOING OUT WITH THAT
NAMAGOMI'S STAFF!!! * grabs her mace *
- HA! As if I wanted my Staff going out with a selfish mace like yours * grabs staff
*
- WHO ARE YOU CALLING SELFISH!!
- YOUR MACE, LIZARD LIPS!!!
- I DONT HAVE LIZARD LIPS YOU BAKA!!!
- I think these two will fight forever.....So I'll say one more thing * clears throat *
The End
Yay!!! My first fanfic in English ^_^ I know, crappy. The idea came to me in a night of
Insomia. Lack of sleep makes funny things to my head. Like now @.@ Mary....it's that
you? Where's your lamb? Ohhh!! There it is!!!
-is a character talking (d'oh!), * * are actions and [ ] are character thoughts. Have a nice
day.....and pray for Lina doesn't Drag-slave you!
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________
^~^~^~ An imposible couple ~^~^~^
- Hi there! My name is Preetyme and I loooooove making slayers fanfics. Of any
type!! -^_^-
- Oh no....It's her again!
- Who is she Lina?
- Gourry Baka! * hits Gourry * It's that crazy author again!!
- Ah! Now I remember!!!
- Miss Preetyme, it's not a good thing to do fanfics that create pain in it's characters'
hearts. STOP NOW IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!!!
- * pops out of nowhere * Don't hear Amelia, Pree-chan....please continue bringing
pain to anime characters' hearts. ^_^
- Yay!!!! I've mazoku autorization to continue!!! Yay!! -^_^-
- XELLOS !!!!!!!! how dare you!!!
- What? It's funny to see the look on your faces after reading her fanfics!! Anyway,
Pree-chan, what's the fanfic about?
- I'll tell you when she arrives
- She? (NOTE: Everyone said this)
- * nods* Oh! Here's She.
- Hello Preetyme-san. Sorry for arriving this late... I had problems with finding a
nanny for Val... * realizes that Xellos is here* WHAT IS THAT BAKA
NAMAGOMI DOING HERE?!?!?!?!
- I'm happy to see you too, lizard lips. ^_^*
- WHY YOU...! * Lina, Zelgadis and Amelia grab Filia * LET ME GO!!! I'M
GOING TO KILL HIM!!
- Guys....please calm down.... Dont you wanna know what's the fic about?
- What's about?
- I bet Filia has something to do about this.
- * nods* How did you know?
- You told us to wait for her. (((_-))U
- Ah! Yes...gege... ^^U
- Could you please tell us what's the story about, NOW?
- Calm down miss Lina!!
- Ok...the story is about a couple
- A..a.. COUPLE FANFIC? * everyone but Xellos scared*
- Ah....fear....so good as lunch! ^_^
- SHUT UP NAMAGOMI!!!!! umm.... Preetyme-san....can you tell more about who
are the couple?
- -^_^- Hai! The couple is a total opposite
- Xellos and Filia (Zelgadis Talking)
- Xellos and Filia (Lina Talking)
- Xellos and Filia (Gourry Talking)
- Mister Xellos and Miss Filia (Amelia Talking)
- I'M NOT GOING TO BE IN A FANFIC WITH HIM/HER!!! (Xellos and Filia
talking, at the same time ^^U)* they look at each other * STOP DOING THAT!!! *
sweatdrop* I TOLD YOU TO STOP!! ;__;
- Hohohoho! It's not a canon couple. -^o^-
- Huh? Not a canon?
- Lina...What's a canon?
- I'll tell you later. That means that in this fanfic I have to be a couple with Zel or
Xel..... nooooo ;___;
- What? Do I have anything wrong? Aren't you happy with my Chimera form? Don't
worry Lina, I'll just kill myselfe for being this way!
- Mister Zelgadis!!! Please Dont!!!
- Guys..... Zelgadis and Lina arent total opposites.
- O.O you..you.. made a clever comment Gourry!!!!
- -^_^-
- I think the world is coming to an end ... (((_O))
- Then it's me and mister Xellos? * blink, blink*
- No way....
- Yep, It's imposible to be a couple with Ame-chan...She'd kill me with the "life is
wonderful" song
- You're not even close ^^
- GIVE MORE CLUES FOXY LADY!!! OR I'LL FIRE-BALL YOU!!
- Ok Ok!!! Just dont kill me please ;_______;!!!! I'm too young to die! The couple is
S/M
- S/M.....does anybody remember a character with S?
- * thinks *........ Could it be Sylphiel?
- It's possible.... And who's the M?
- O.O Martina?!?!?!
- Mi-miss Preetyme!! How can you do a yuri between Martina and Sylphiel!!! I
mean....Martina is married!!!
- -_-U I dont like to write yuris......
- Oh....gege...sorry then.
- Could it be Maryou-Garv?
- They've never met each-other (((_-))U
- AHHH!!! THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! I give up. Just tell me.
- Only when everyone gives up.
- * killer stare to all the group* Do you give up guys?
- I give up
- I give up
- I give up, Preetyme-san
- I give up, Miss Preetyme.
- Sore wa himitsu des * Lina starts reciting the Dragon-Slave* I mean yes Pree-chan!
- Ok -^_^- So I'm going to tell you all! The couple is * stands next to Xellos * ....Xel-
kun? Can you lend me your staff?
- Here you have ^_^
- Thanks! Um....Forgive me Filia-san! * grabs mace-sama from under her skirt *
- Kyaaaaaaah!!!! HENTAI!!!
- Yep! -^_^-
- * starts reciting dragon slave *
- I'll Tell!!!! O.O
- Lina Don't!!!
- * continues reciting *
- IT'S THE STAFF AND MACE-SAMA!!
- *Facefault* WHAT?!?!?
- Yes... I was planning making the both go to a date...
- ARE YOU IDIOT?!?!
- Kinda....
- Miss Preetyme...why are they opposites?
- Oh...that. You see...one is made of wood and the other of metal....
- * community sweatdrop * are you serious?
- * nods*
- I'm starting to think that all authors are related to Deep See Dolphin (((_-))U
- Well, I think it's time for them to go to a date -^_^-
- NO WAY!!! MY DEAR MACE ISNT GOING OUT WITH THAT
NAMAGOMI'S STAFF!!! * grabs her mace *
- HA! As if I wanted my Staff going out with a selfish mace like yours * grabs staff
*
- WHO ARE YOU CALLING SELFISH!!
- YOUR MACE, LIZARD LIPS!!!
- I DONT HAVE LIZARD LIPS YOU BAKA!!!
- I think these two will fight forever.....So I'll say one more thing * clears throat *
The End
Yay!!! My first fanfic in English ^_^ I know, crappy. The idea came to me in a night of
Insomia. Lack of sleep makes funny things to my head. Like now @.@ Mary....it's that
you? Where's your lamb? Ohhh!! There it is!!!