CHAPTER II -- THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
(riiiiiiiiiiiiiight..............)
Big Red Mewtwo: Mewtwo, may you do the disclaimers, please?
Mewtwo: Sure, BRM owns nothing but this crazy-ass fucking PROFANE fic! Thank you, so, Nintendo and others, please fuck off and don't sue the authoress!
Big Red Mewtwo: Thank you, Mewtwo. Now on with the story.
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Celebi: I'll think that we'll lea... Mewtwo? Mewtwo!? Where are you?!!!
(***The scene shows that Mewtwo's riding on an Aerodactyl!***)
Mewtwo: WHOO-HOO!!! This is fun! Celebi! Where the hell are you?
(***Celebi is floating, tring to find his newfound friend, but landed in a huge mouth of a Pokemon that looks like a Triceritops!!***)
Celebi: Ick! What reeks!? (*looks around*) Wha! Open your mouth you stupid thing! HELP! MEWTWO!!!!!!
Mewtwo: (*senses Celebi, still riding on the same Areodactyl*) Celebi! What in the world you're doing in the Triterritops's mouth?!
(****AUTHORESS'S NOTE [A/N]: Triterritops and Tyrannirex are two Pokemon that I made up. Some others will be mentioned in the story so confusion might be inedivable.****)
Mewtwo: (*mutters*) Fuck it! (*hits the Triterritops's mouth with a Shadow Ball*)
Celebi: (*flys out*) Yay! thanks, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Ah, don't sweat it!
(***Then a Stegamoron [yes it is a moron - ow] -- its big foot approaches Mewtwo -- to squish him!***)
Mewtwo: (*tiredlike*) Dude, this is too early for Armageddon, is it?
Celebi: Mewtwo...
Mewtwo: What leaf boy?
Celebi: You don't want to be a pancake, do you?
Mewtwo: No...
Celebi: Then GET OUTTA OF THE DINO-POKEMON'S WAY!!
Mewtwo: (*looks up*) Oh shit! (*floats off*)
Stegamoron: WHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! MY FOOD FLOATED AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: Let's get the fuck outta here, Celebi!
Celebi: You're right. Then again, it could be worse.
(***Celebi grabbed Mewtwo's left paw and exited the prehistoric world***)
Mewtwo: Now we're even.
Celebi: What do you mean "even"?
Mewtwo: I saved your ass and you saved my ass, that's what.
Celebi: Oh.
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Well, Ch. II is finished. Now readers, on Ch. III, the duo will be in the time humans first develop their... social skills. Now I need is some ideas for what to do for Mewtwo and Celebi. Thank you.
Big Red Mewtwo: Mewtwo, may you do the disclaimers, please?
Mewtwo: Sure, BRM owns nothing but this crazy-ass fucking PROFANE fic! Thank you, so, Nintendo and others, please fuck off and don't sue the authoress!
Big Red Mewtwo: Thank you, Mewtwo. Now on with the story.
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Celebi: I'll think that we'll lea... Mewtwo? Mewtwo!? Where are you?!!!
(***The scene shows that Mewtwo's riding on an Aerodactyl!***)
Mewtwo: WHOO-HOO!!! This is fun! Celebi! Where the hell are you?
(***Celebi is floating, tring to find his newfound friend, but landed in a huge mouth of a Pokemon that looks like a Triceritops!!***)
Celebi: Ick! What reeks!? (*looks around*) Wha! Open your mouth you stupid thing! HELP! MEWTWO!!!!!!
Mewtwo: (*senses Celebi, still riding on the same Areodactyl*) Celebi! What in the world you're doing in the Triterritops's mouth?!
(****AUTHORESS'S NOTE [A/N]: Triterritops and Tyrannirex are two Pokemon that I made up. Some others will be mentioned in the story so confusion might be inedivable.****)
Mewtwo: (*mutters*) Fuck it! (*hits the Triterritops's mouth with a Shadow Ball*)
Celebi: (*flys out*) Yay! thanks, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Ah, don't sweat it!
(***Then a Stegamoron [yes it is a moron - ow] -- its big foot approaches Mewtwo -- to squish him!***)
Mewtwo: (*tiredlike*) Dude, this is too early for Armageddon, is it?
Celebi: Mewtwo...
Mewtwo: What leaf boy?
Celebi: You don't want to be a pancake, do you?
Mewtwo: No...
Celebi: Then GET OUTTA OF THE DINO-POKEMON'S WAY!!
Mewtwo: (*looks up*) Oh shit! (*floats off*)
Stegamoron: WHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! MY FOOD FLOATED AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: Let's get the fuck outta here, Celebi!
Celebi: You're right. Then again, it could be worse.
(***Celebi grabbed Mewtwo's left paw and exited the prehistoric world***)
Mewtwo: Now we're even.
Celebi: What do you mean "even"?
Mewtwo: I saved your ass and you saved my ass, that's what.
Celebi: Oh.
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Well, Ch. II is finished. Now readers, on Ch. III, the duo will be in the time humans first develop their... social skills. Now I need is some ideas for what to do for Mewtwo and Celebi. Thank you.