CHAPTER III - Present Time Fuck-Ups Part I
BRM (Big Red Mewtwo): Hello, it's moi again. A little note that Mewtwo is the vulgar of the two and Celebi is the nice voiced of the two.
Mewtwo: She's right, she owns ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING BUT THIS STORY!!!!!!!! Now, can we get onto the damn story, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Celebi: Yeah, please, Ms. Mewtwo?
BRM: Sure.
Another A/N: The chapter with the first time humans arrive is a little later.
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Mewtwo: (*phew!*) Um, Celebi, where the hell are we?
Celebi: -.-U Oh no... we're in the present! 2004 AD!
Mewtwo: What's so damn bad about it?
Celebi: Take a look to your left.
***Shows a weird shrine that the text says: "So Sir Mewdeux saved Princesse Celebii from the evil Triterritops and lived happily ever after."***
Mewtwo: (*stomach turns, about to vomit*) BLEACH! Celebi, we're not fucking gay, aren't we?
Celebi: (*puzzled*) No?
Mewtwo: Good. (*vomits on the snow*)
***A mob of people is running towards Mewtwo and Celebi***
Woman #1: Mewduex! He's back! And his time-travelling wife, Celebii!!!
Woman #2: Worship the Goddess of Time!
Woman #3: No! Worship the God of Destruction!!
***All people bow before Mewtwo and Celebi***
Mewtwo: Celebi, this is one FUCKED UP meaning of respect!
Celebi: You are so right! (*shudders*)
***Mewtwo's holding his stomach, he is not feeling well.***
All worshippers: (*gasps*) You two needs to have a good meal! Go, to the castle!
***At the castle...***
Boy #1: Oh, your highnesses, I am Ash, trainer of Pallet. Can you help me with your advise, please?
Mewtwo: (*with a mouthful of Dodrio meat, eyes fraring up in anger*) NO, but, what is your starter Pokemon?
Ash: Pikachu.
Mewtwo: HELL NO!!!!!!!!!
Woman #3: Don't mind the boy, he is one spoiled pest. Worst off, he and his Pikachu are serious gay lovers.
Mewtwo: Ick, that's very fucking disgusting!
***Hours pased through, and Mewtwo and Celebi are getting a little ticked...***
Mewtwo: Celebi, I forgot something when we're in the prehistoric times.
Celebi: What?
Mewtwo: AMNESIA!
Celebi: D'OH!
Mewtwo: I think we'd go back so I'd apply the move to the creatures there?
Celebi: Yeah... good idea.
Mewtwo: Thanks, I owe ya one.
Celebi: No, we're even, again. Due to the Amnesia you're about to apply.
Mewtwo: Yeah, let's go.
***Moments later, back to the present after Mewtwo applied Amnesia....***
***At Purity River***
Mewtwo: We're back! Whoo-hoo, normalness!
Celebi: Yeah, but Ash is still famous...
Mewtwo: Aw FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, Ch. III is done! Please R/R. I'll update again!
BRM (Big Red Mewtwo): Hello, it's moi again. A little note that Mewtwo is the vulgar of the two and Celebi is the nice voiced of the two.
Mewtwo: She's right, she owns ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING BUT THIS STORY!!!!!!!! Now, can we get onto the damn story, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Celebi: Yeah, please, Ms. Mewtwo?
BRM: Sure.
Another A/N: The chapter with the first time humans arrive is a little later.
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Mewtwo: (*phew!*) Um, Celebi, where the hell are we?
Celebi: -.-U Oh no... we're in the present! 2004 AD!
Mewtwo: What's so damn bad about it?
Celebi: Take a look to your left.
***Shows a weird shrine that the text says: "So Sir Mewdeux saved Princesse Celebii from the evil Triterritops and lived happily ever after."***
Mewtwo: (*stomach turns, about to vomit*) BLEACH! Celebi, we're not fucking gay, aren't we?
Celebi: (*puzzled*) No?
Mewtwo: Good. (*vomits on the snow*)
***A mob of people is running towards Mewtwo and Celebi***
Woman #1: Mewduex! He's back! And his time-travelling wife, Celebii!!!
Woman #2: Worship the Goddess of Time!
Woman #3: No! Worship the God of Destruction!!
***All people bow before Mewtwo and Celebi***
Mewtwo: Celebi, this is one FUCKED UP meaning of respect!
Celebi: You are so right! (*shudders*)
***Mewtwo's holding his stomach, he is not feeling well.***
All worshippers: (*gasps*) You two needs to have a good meal! Go, to the castle!
***At the castle...***
Boy #1: Oh, your highnesses, I am Ash, trainer of Pallet. Can you help me with your advise, please?
Mewtwo: (*with a mouthful of Dodrio meat, eyes fraring up in anger*) NO, but, what is your starter Pokemon?
Ash: Pikachu.
Mewtwo: HELL NO!!!!!!!!!
Woman #3: Don't mind the boy, he is one spoiled pest. Worst off, he and his Pikachu are serious gay lovers.
Mewtwo: Ick, that's very fucking disgusting!
***Hours pased through, and Mewtwo and Celebi are getting a little ticked...***
Mewtwo: Celebi, I forgot something when we're in the prehistoric times.
Celebi: What?
Mewtwo: AMNESIA!
Celebi: D'OH!
Mewtwo: I think we'd go back so I'd apply the move to the creatures there?
Celebi: Yeah... good idea.
Mewtwo: Thanks, I owe ya one.
Celebi: No, we're even, again. Due to the Amnesia you're about to apply.
Mewtwo: Yeah, let's go.
***Moments later, back to the present after Mewtwo applied Amnesia....***
***At Purity River***
Mewtwo: We're back! Whoo-hoo, normalness!
Celebi: Yeah, but Ash is still famous...
Mewtwo: Aw FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, Ch. III is done! Please R/R. I'll update again!