CHAPTER IV: WHAT?
Celebi: Hi, I'm Celebi and you know that the authoress, Big Red Mewtwo don't own Mewtwo or I, Nintendo does. Thus, she does not own any of Stone Cold Steve Austin's tactics. Nor Stone Cold himself. Stone Cold and the WWE does. And finally, she does not own Molson Canadian beer, Molson does. Thank you and enjoy the story. But before the story, the authoress wants to speak a few words...
BRM: Thank you, Celebi. I'm very happy that someone does review my story. Bunny Meatball, thank you for reviewing so far. ZA, Mewtwo's Amore, can you please review more? (***sad puppy-dog eyes***)
Now, as well, if anyone is smart enough to look at my bio, there is a notice of my WWE story, "Tough Enough IV". Can they answer my question from my bio? Thank you in advance and now I'll go to the story.
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(***All of a sudden, Ash Ketchum enters Mount Caina, with his Pikachu and his Pokeballs.***)
Ash: SWEEEEEEEET! A Celebi and Mewtwo, WAZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!?????
Celebi and Mewtwo: @_@
Mewtwo: (*to Celebi*) Idiocy cannot be avoided, eh?
Celebi: No kidding. I'll pause time and get some Molson Canadians.
Mewtwo: What are those "Molson Canadians"?
Celebi: My favourite kind of beer. I'll be back!
Mewtwo: OK.
(***Later...***)
Mewtwo: (***Looking at the beer case [the case has beer BOTTLES]***) That's the Molson Canadians!?
Celebi: Yep, Mewtwo, when it comes to drinking that fine cool beer, you are UNSTOPPABLE!
Mewtwo: Sweet! Are you sure?
Celebi: Yeah I'm sure! (***gives Mewtwo two bottles***)
(***A/N: TIME IS STILL FROZEN!!!***)
Mewtwo: (***wonders***) hmmm... how to open this? The only way I know is how Stone Cold Steve Austin opens it. (***flips caps off***) I hope the bottles are as safe as the cans... (***breaks bottles and tries to chug the beer -- but broken glass shards are stuck in his throat!***) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! GODDAMNITTHATFUCKINGHURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Celebi: (***anime sweat drop***) Mewtwo, you don't know how to drink beer? God, you're one party-pooper! (***whacks Mewtwo on the back, Mewtwo pukes up glass and blood***) Man, I wish Stone Cold was here...
(***Out of nowhere, Stone Cold Steve Austin arrives in front of Celebi.***)
Stone Cold: Well it isn't my little drinking buddy. I heard that you have a problem!
Celebi: Yeah, my friend, Mewtwo (***points to Mewtwo***) has a... problem with beer bottles. _U
Stone Cold: (***walks over to Mewtwo***) You silly son of a bitch! What are you try to do! Commit suicide!?
Mewtwo: No. (***holding his throat in pain***) I never drink beer before! And I found out the hard way that chugging beer with sharred glass are more hazardous than getting shocked by Giovanni's trap-device back in 2001**!
Stone Cold: WHAT!? I cannot believe this! Satan's Cat don't drink beer!? I cannot believe this SHIT!
Mewtwo: (***to Celebi***) SATAN'S CAT?!
Celebi: That's the name I gave you when you opened that huge can of whoop- ass on Ash Ketchum in 1999***! You're the most rad, man!
Mewtwo: I thought you're not vulgar.
Celebi: Ooops, my bad. It's seldom that I'm vulgar. Now, Mewtwo, this is...
Stone Cold: No intros, Celebi! Mewtwo, WRONG WAY TO DRINK BEER! For starters, you FLIP the cap off and just drink it when it comes to bottles! The one you SMASH is the cans!
Mewtwo: (***after he recovers himself***) Ooops.
(***Celebi resumes the time***)
Ash: (***has a Master Ball ready***) Mewtwo, you are mine! GO! Masterball!!!
(***The Master Ball is caught by Stone Cold!***)
Ash: WHAT? Who are you?
Stone Cold: WHAT? I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin you son of a bitch! What are you trying to do -- trying to dress as a slut and attempting to screw the Cat of Hell over?! You're worse than Triple H in that damn Katie Vick angle****!
Ash: ??? (***confused, due to he does not watch wrestling.***)
Pikachu: (***finally speaks***) Pika? ("What?")
Stone Cold: The hell with it! (***gives Ash the Stone Cold Stunner***)
Celebi: Yeah, screw it! (***gives Pikachu the Stone Cold Stunner***)
Ash and Pikachu: @_@
Stone Cold: Now, (***gives Mewtwo two cans of Molson Canadians***) as you can see, Mewtwo, the authoress and a few other fans of yours are Canadians --
Mewtwo: BEER?
Stone Cold: (***chuckles***) No, people of Canada. Anyway, before you interrupted me, you open those damn things up, then you bash 'em up!
(***And then we see Celebi, Mewtwo and Stone Cold drinking beer.***)
Celebi: (***after QUITE A FEW beers...***) So, whaada you thiiiiink, Mewtwoooooooo?
Mewtwo: (***after MORE beers than everyone else***) AWESOME... (***sees a nearby Nurse Joy and starts singing***) JOY TO THE WORLD! THE CHICK HAS CUM...
Stone Cold: Well, and that's the bottom line...
Celebi: ...'cause...
Mewtwo: ...MEWTWO SAYS SO!!! (***starts chasing Nurse Joy!***)
The victim Nurse Joy: HELP!!!
Stone Cold and Celebi: (***looks over at each other***) Naaaaaaaa!
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OK, that totally reeks of randomness! But, there are some pointers to note you.
(If you see the number [or numbers] of asterisks beside a certain of words, it means something.)
* If you cannot understand this "GODDAMNITTHATFUCKINGHURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", it says "God damn it that fucking hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
** "...Giovanni's trap-device back in 2001!" See Mewtwo Returns. You'll understand.
*** "...can of whoop-ass on Ash Ketchum in 1999!" See Mewtwo Strikes Back. In the story, that's Celebi's description of the climax of the battle between Mew and Mewtwo.
**** "...Triple H in that damn Katie Vick angle!" If you watch the WWE programming in October 2002, you'll see what Stone Cold is talking about.
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So, what do you think of this really messed-up chapter? Please review the chaper. NO FLAMES! Flames would be throughly doused with Kanette's AND King Kane's (MY GYARADOS') HYDRO PUMP! Only constructive critism please!
Celebi: Hi, I'm Celebi and you know that the authoress, Big Red Mewtwo don't own Mewtwo or I, Nintendo does. Thus, she does not own any of Stone Cold Steve Austin's tactics. Nor Stone Cold himself. Stone Cold and the WWE does. And finally, she does not own Molson Canadian beer, Molson does. Thank you and enjoy the story. But before the story, the authoress wants to speak a few words...
BRM: Thank you, Celebi. I'm very happy that someone does review my story. Bunny Meatball, thank you for reviewing so far. ZA, Mewtwo's Amore, can you please review more? (***sad puppy-dog eyes***)
Now, as well, if anyone is smart enough to look at my bio, there is a notice of my WWE story, "Tough Enough IV". Can they answer my question from my bio? Thank you in advance and now I'll go to the story.
**********************************************************
(***All of a sudden, Ash Ketchum enters Mount Caina, with his Pikachu and his Pokeballs.***)
Ash: SWEEEEEEEET! A Celebi and Mewtwo, WAZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!?????
Celebi and Mewtwo: @_@
Mewtwo: (*to Celebi*) Idiocy cannot be avoided, eh?
Celebi: No kidding. I'll pause time and get some Molson Canadians.
Mewtwo: What are those "Molson Canadians"?
Celebi: My favourite kind of beer. I'll be back!
Mewtwo: OK.
(***Later...***)
Mewtwo: (***Looking at the beer case [the case has beer BOTTLES]***) That's the Molson Canadians!?
Celebi: Yep, Mewtwo, when it comes to drinking that fine cool beer, you are UNSTOPPABLE!
Mewtwo: Sweet! Are you sure?
Celebi: Yeah I'm sure! (***gives Mewtwo two bottles***)
(***A/N: TIME IS STILL FROZEN!!!***)
Mewtwo: (***wonders***) hmmm... how to open this? The only way I know is how Stone Cold Steve Austin opens it. (***flips caps off***) I hope the bottles are as safe as the cans... (***breaks bottles and tries to chug the beer -- but broken glass shards are stuck in his throat!***) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! GODDAMNITTHATFUCKINGHURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Celebi: (***anime sweat drop***) Mewtwo, you don't know how to drink beer? God, you're one party-pooper! (***whacks Mewtwo on the back, Mewtwo pukes up glass and blood***) Man, I wish Stone Cold was here...
(***Out of nowhere, Stone Cold Steve Austin arrives in front of Celebi.***)
Stone Cold: Well it isn't my little drinking buddy. I heard that you have a problem!
Celebi: Yeah, my friend, Mewtwo (***points to Mewtwo***) has a... problem with beer bottles. _U
Stone Cold: (***walks over to Mewtwo***) You silly son of a bitch! What are you try to do! Commit suicide!?
Mewtwo: No. (***holding his throat in pain***) I never drink beer before! And I found out the hard way that chugging beer with sharred glass are more hazardous than getting shocked by Giovanni's trap-device back in 2001**!
Stone Cold: WHAT!? I cannot believe this! Satan's Cat don't drink beer!? I cannot believe this SHIT!
Mewtwo: (***to Celebi***) SATAN'S CAT?!
Celebi: That's the name I gave you when you opened that huge can of whoop- ass on Ash Ketchum in 1999***! You're the most rad, man!
Mewtwo: I thought you're not vulgar.
Celebi: Ooops, my bad. It's seldom that I'm vulgar. Now, Mewtwo, this is...
Stone Cold: No intros, Celebi! Mewtwo, WRONG WAY TO DRINK BEER! For starters, you FLIP the cap off and just drink it when it comes to bottles! The one you SMASH is the cans!
Mewtwo: (***after he recovers himself***) Ooops.
(***Celebi resumes the time***)
Ash: (***has a Master Ball ready***) Mewtwo, you are mine! GO! Masterball!!!
(***The Master Ball is caught by Stone Cold!***)
Ash: WHAT? Who are you?
Stone Cold: WHAT? I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin you son of a bitch! What are you trying to do -- trying to dress as a slut and attempting to screw the Cat of Hell over?! You're worse than Triple H in that damn Katie Vick angle****!
Ash: ??? (***confused, due to he does not watch wrestling.***)
Pikachu: (***finally speaks***) Pika? ("What?")
Stone Cold: The hell with it! (***gives Ash the Stone Cold Stunner***)
Celebi: Yeah, screw it! (***gives Pikachu the Stone Cold Stunner***)
Ash and Pikachu: @_@
Stone Cold: Now, (***gives Mewtwo two cans of Molson Canadians***) as you can see, Mewtwo, the authoress and a few other fans of yours are Canadians --
Mewtwo: BEER?
Stone Cold: (***chuckles***) No, people of Canada. Anyway, before you interrupted me, you open those damn things up, then you bash 'em up!
(***And then we see Celebi, Mewtwo and Stone Cold drinking beer.***)
Celebi: (***after QUITE A FEW beers...***) So, whaada you thiiiiink, Mewtwoooooooo?
Mewtwo: (***after MORE beers than everyone else***) AWESOME... (***sees a nearby Nurse Joy and starts singing***) JOY TO THE WORLD! THE CHICK HAS CUM...
Stone Cold: Well, and that's the bottom line...
Celebi: ...'cause...
Mewtwo: ...MEWTWO SAYS SO!!! (***starts chasing Nurse Joy!***)
The victim Nurse Joy: HELP!!!
Stone Cold and Celebi: (***looks over at each other***) Naaaaaaaa!
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OK, that totally reeks of randomness! But, there are some pointers to note you.
(If you see the number [or numbers] of asterisks beside a certain of words, it means something.)
* If you cannot understand this "GODDAMNITTHATFUCKINGHURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", it says "God damn it that fucking hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
** "...Giovanni's trap-device back in 2001!" See Mewtwo Returns. You'll understand.
*** "...can of whoop-ass on Ash Ketchum in 1999!" See Mewtwo Strikes Back. In the story, that's Celebi's description of the climax of the battle between Mew and Mewtwo.
**** "...Triple H in that damn Katie Vick angle!" If you watch the WWE programming in October 2002, you'll see what Stone Cold is talking about.
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So, what do you think of this really messed-up chapter? Please review the chaper. NO FLAMES! Flames would be throughly doused with Kanette's AND King Kane's (MY GYARADOS') HYDRO PUMP! Only constructive critism please!