AN: We're almost done now. Thanks for your patience, everybody. LadyCat and I hope that you enjoyed our story and that it brought some Christmas cheer into your December and – alas – January. We're sorry it took us so long to get to the end, but Real Life has a funny habit of interfering. Thank you for all your encouraging feedback.
December 24 - Part D
There was a marked difference between blowing a person's brains out at point
blank range and killing at a distance with the stroke of a pen, or through a
spell. A thin line - which, to Ethan's great relief, gun-toting lawyer-boy had
pulled back from at the last minute. Apparently young McDonald was not yet
jaded enough to do in cold blood what he wouldn't hesitate to do in the heat of
anger. Some left-over cowboy ethics, no doubt.
It had been a close call, though. Deep inside, Ethan was more shaken than he
cared to admit. For more than a dozen rapid heartbeats, he'd stared death in
the eye, or, more specifically, in the barrel, before his employer had lowered
his gun and stepped aside. "Alright. Bring the house down. Then get the
hell out." And with that Lindsey McDonald had disappeared. Literally.
And now, against all his principles, Ethan was playing cowboy himself, aiming
the gun he'd found in Wyndam-Pryce's desk at the dumbest vampire he'd ever met.
Slowly, Harmony turned around, startled when she recognized him.
"Edgar?"
"Ethan Rayne, my dear. I'd give you my card, but…." He shrugged.
"Ethan, right. Ooops, my bad," Harmony replied, smiling sheepishly,
completely ignoring the gun he was pointing at her. Her attention seemed to
alternate between Ethan and the stacks of presents underneath the tree.
"Say, aren't you supposed to be, you know, like bretzeled up in leg-irons
and thumbscrews or something? I mean that's what they do with evil warlocks,
right?"
"I got bored." Ethan gave her a cold, appraising stare. Shouldn't she
be partying her undead little heart out? Did her presence here mean that Angel
was nearby, working overtime? He'd broken into Wesley's office, but he hadn't
checked Angel's.
"You know I always wanted to thank you. I'm, like, your number one
fan," Harmony confessed, almost bouncing. She certainly had the fangirl
effusiveness down to a tee.
Ethan was slightly taken aback. "Oh? Do tell."
"It's true. I didn't recognize you at first, but you're the one who
created that enchanted candy."
Ethan preened momentarily, then looked confused. "And you remember this. .
."
"Oh, my mom went on an insane shopping spree, buying all these Prada boots
and shoes with matching handbags, only when she was back to acting her real age
she thought they were too daring and gave them all to me." Harmony's face
shone with happiness at the memory. "It was awesome. Better than
Christmas. And I have you to thank for it. And the year before that? Halloween?
I only just found out that it was your spell that turned me into a super-"
"I'm touched." Ethan interrupted. "I'd love to stay and bask in
your admiration, but frankly, I'm on a bit of schedule. Now raise your hands
and get away from that tree, if you please." He made a shooing gestured
with the hand that held the gun. "Now."
"I'm a vampire. You can't kill me with that," Harmony said, not
moving an inch. She did consider vamping out, but decided against it. It always
smudged her lipstick.
"So true," Ethan said smoothly. "That's why I'm aiming at your
pretty face and not your brains."
"What?"
"I'm counting on your desire to stay pretty. Hands, please?"
"Wow, that's really… wow. Smart, I guess," Harmony pondered, nodding
slowly. "And so mean! After what I just told you. I mean, we're both evil,
right? Well kinda. Shouldn't there be something like professional courtesy
between us or something?"
"Absolutely. Note my use of the word 'please.' Now, my dear, if you'd
extend me the same courtesy?"
"Oh, right." She nodded and started to raise her hands, but then she
changed her mind and gestured towards her presents. "It's just, is it okay
if I pick that up first? I think it's from Spike and-"
"Wouldn't dream of getting between you and him," he lied, giving
Harmony's backside a lecherous appraisal when she bent down and swooped up the
little jeweler's box. He nervously waited for Harmony to open the box and
mendaciously admired the silver unicorn pendant - which he found painfully cheesy
but which was greeted with a squeal of happiness. He even allowed vampgirl to
fasten the necklace round her neck, before chaining her to the stairs that led
up to the gallery, using a pair of handcuffs swiped from the incapacitated
security guards in the basement.
Time to concentrate on the summoning. He'd laid the ground work from the moment
Lorne dropped his 'this puppy walks free' comment, performing the main ritual
in his own apartment, far away from scrutiny. All he had to do now was push
open the door to the dark plane and issue an invitation. The final moments were
still the hardest. He was sweating by the time the spell was complete, the slow
gathering of power always more complicated than a quick smash and grab,
especially without a chance to siphon raw power off a party in full swing.
Gradually, slowly, he felt the dark entity draw near. There was no swirly
portal, no flashy sound or ILM effects, only a dull, rumbling groan, as the
dark entity merged with its intended host.
And of course the blaring siren of the security alert, trigged by the
unauthorized spell-casting.
Ethan took in Harmony's expression of shock and smiled, feeling victorious. Oh
yes, he sure hadn't lost his touch. Now the question was: stay and gloat or
high-tail out?
* * *
Eve's unscheduled presence had cast a chill on the festivities and brought all
conversation to a grinding halt. After about ten minutes of awkwardness, Lorne
decreed that every secret Santa gift had to be bought with an amusing story-a
true one-and they were soon laughing in spite of Eve's unwelcome presence.
Fred's slightly too scientific high school anecdote wasn't actually funny, but
the garbled delivery was utterly endearing. Even Angel was charmed,
particularly when she ooed and ahhed over the Mexican cookbook that proclaimed
the best, fastest, and tastiest way to make tacos known to man. It was obvious
from Gunn's smug expression that he was the buyer, though Fred was very careful
to keep her thanks directed at her general 'secret Santa' and not anyone in
particular.
To earn what turned out to be a tastefully wrapped facsimile edition of The
Original Illustrated Strand Sherlock Holmes, Wesley - on his third glass of
wine - told a story about how he once won three demon slave girls at a game of
darts. The lewd teasing that followed made him flush, but the story about returning
the girls - without taking them up on their, ahem, skills- was just as
hilarious and got him over the self-conscious fidgeting quickly. Spike smacked
him on the shoulder before reaching for his own gift, saying, "That's what
you do with three girls? Give'm back? You got a lot to learn, young
Padawan."
"Right," Spike continued when he pulled out a button-down blue
T-shirt. "Got two possible choices for this, and Angel, if you sodding
well bought me clothes. . ." Fred snickered, which immediately pegged her
as the buyer, and Spike imperceptibly softened. "Not wearing it,
mind," he announced at large. "But, well, blue's not a bad color. Not
as good as red, though."
"Pay your fine," Santa Lorne commanded.
"Well, since red is such a good color, gonna tell you about a demon named
Sweet." That very heavily edited account of Sunnydale Sings! bled
into Gunn telling Fred and Spike, since the others knew already, about the
first time Angel had to sing for Lorne.
"That's not a personal story," Angel grumbled, but since he'd already
opened his woolen socks, he figured he was owed the humiliation. Gunn,
meanwhile, crowed over the basketball-hoop-trashcan combo, immediately tagging
Wesley as the buyer and slapping him on the shoulder in thanks.
"This is perfect," he laughed. "Just what I wanted. Thanks,
man!"
Lorne pulled out the final present, a small inexpertly wrapped parcel, and
stared at it in some surprise. "Did we miss someone? Who's this one
for?" Without waiting for an answer, Lorne read the name-tag attached and
did a double-take. "For me? But I'm the Santa!"
"Oh, open the bloody thing already," Spike grumbled, half smug, half
self-conscious, earning himself several surprised looks.
Still slightly shell-shocked, Lorne unwrapped two CD's. The artwork was
obviously amateur, and the CD's, when removed from the case, had been burned on
a home computer, but the way Lorne stared at them belied their unprofessional
appearance. "Are these who I think they are?"
Gunn picked up the second CD. "Want to fill us in?"
"These are two of the hippest and hottest underground bands out
there," Lorne said with mounting enthusiasm. "They-"
A sickeningly familiar siren warbled through the party, a female voice calmly
announcing that a spell was being performed on the fourth floor. Wesley and
Angel barely had enough time to look at each other and say, "Ethan,"
before a subharmonic growling interrupted them.
* * *
The private elevator that connected the penthouse suite with Angel's office
clearly wasn't built for seven people. It took considerable shuffling until
they'd all squeezed in. The ride down lasted only two minutes or so, but it
seemed to take longer, much longer, especially to those with a propensity to
breathe.
"Let's just hope we don't get a power failure," Spike said gleefully,
relishing the way Eve blanched at the thought.
As it happened the elevator did not get stuck but safely delivered them all
into Angel's office, where they were greeted by shrill screaming and loud
thwacking noises. Both sounds emanated from the lobby, but because the windows
were set on opaque, it was impossible to identify their source. However, behind
the milky panes a dark looming shape could be seen, moving. Angel was the first
to rip open the door and storm out into the lobby.
Spike and Wesley weren't far behind, the latter pulling a gun from his jacket
pocket. However, their target looked impervious to bullets:
Instead of Lorne's Christmas tree, a huge and imposing mass of roots and
branches, about four or five times the mass of the former pine tree was
writhing and swaying in the lobby, as if under the effect of a strong breeze.
If it weren't for the ever-burning candles and the red and silver Christmas
decorations - now in disarray - one would never have believed that this could
be the same tree. The trunk was much thicker now and more gnarled. The tree's
roots had grown out of the beautiful terracotta pot, had, in fact, punched
several holes into the vessel, causing black earth to spill on the floor. Dark
and twisted, these roots were moving and crawling across the floor like snakes,
trying to burrow into the ground. They had already managed to worm their way
underneath the wooden parquet and were now busily trying to furrow through
solid concrete - with disconcerting success. Higher up, a twisted tangle of
thick black branches was whipping through the air like tentacles.
The screams were issuing from two different sources. For one thing the tree
seemed to have grown a big maw, which it used to screech loudly. The shriller
screaming, the one that was peppered with insults and curses, came from
Harmony, who was holding on to the handrail of the stairs with both hands,
while a branch that had wrapped itself round one of her feet was trying to pull
her towards the gaping tree-maw.
"Oh bugger," Spike said, voicing what everybody was thinking.
TBC
