Me Or Him?
When we first landed here
You didn't know what was what
But when Ralph came along
And tooted his little song
You all followed him like mutts
He said we could be the hunters
He said we could get the meat
He let us all stay together
We all thought he couldn't be beat
Then one day, his precious fire
Blew out and so the little rat
Went and cried "Shame, you're all to blame."
Now come on; who really believes that?
You've got to choose your leader
Now who's it going to be?
This flame-happy, pity-me pacifist
Or courageous, warrior me?
If you choose him, you'll wish you hadn't
You'll die in a matter of days
If you waste time following all of his rules
Instead, you'll just waste away
We need a man for our leader
Not someone who thinks like a girl
So let's all stand up for our freedom
And tell Ralph to go flick his curls
I'll decide what we eat, I'll decide where we sleep
No more of this voting stuff
All of your choices won't be necessary
What I say is good enough
So say goodbye to that wimp of a guy
Unless you're like him, in which case I'll say bye
You must choose who you want to be
A baby like him or brave like me
Who will you follow when times get tough?
When the night is too long and the sand is too rough?
Make your decision, there's no turning back
Go his direction, you're all going to crack.
When we first landed here
You didn't know what was what
But when Ralph came along
And tooted his little song
You all followed him like mutts
He said we could be the hunters
He said we could get the meat
He let us all stay together
We all thought he couldn't be beat
Then one day, his precious fire
Blew out and so the little rat
Went and cried "Shame, you're all to blame."
Now come on; who really believes that?
You've got to choose your leader
Now who's it going to be?
This flame-happy, pity-me pacifist
Or courageous, warrior me?
If you choose him, you'll wish you hadn't
You'll die in a matter of days
If you waste time following all of his rules
Instead, you'll just waste away
We need a man for our leader
Not someone who thinks like a girl
So let's all stand up for our freedom
And tell Ralph to go flick his curls
I'll decide what we eat, I'll decide where we sleep
No more of this voting stuff
All of your choices won't be necessary
What I say is good enough
So say goodbye to that wimp of a guy
Unless you're like him, in which case I'll say bye
You must choose who you want to be
A baby like him or brave like me
Who will you follow when times get tough?
When the night is too long and the sand is too rough?
Make your decision, there's no turning back
Go his direction, you're all going to crack.