Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of his
friends.
Sorry everyone, my last to chapters were not as funny as my first ones. I have not been able to write much.
Inuyasha: Am I going to save Kagome this Chapter? Me: You will have to see. Sesshoumaru: No you can't save her until I fall in love with her! Me: You can't say when she gets saved, I say when she does- I'm the author! Sesshoumaru: but- Jaken: My-lord! I finally found you! Sesshoumaru: I thought I told you to stay with Rin! Jaken: Yes My lord. But Rin tried to kill me! That annoying Human! (Sesshoumaru's eyes turn red!) My lord pleas- (Sesshoumaru Kills Jaken) Me: Even though I love it when you kill Jaken, you need to bring him back so I can write for the readers. Sesshoumaru: Can I take him to the other room and kill him again later? Me: Yes you can but I need to write for my readers first. Sesshoumaru: Yeah! I want to have some fun! Jaken: (Who is now alive) Please Help me. (Sesshoumaru drags the walking wart (Thanks to my friend Mokto for that name) to the other room and you hear a lot of screaming.) Me: That sounds like music to my ears. Inuyasha: Have you forgotten about me? Me: No. But I have one thing to say to you. Inuyasha: Oh No! Me: Siiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehe Ain't I evil? Lets start with the story. (You still hear screams from the other room.) ______________________________Last Chapter_____________________________
Sesshoumaru started to feel like someone was staring at him. He turned around and looked at Kagome. She didn't realize that Sesshoumaru had stopped walking and ended up running right into him.
"AHHHH!" she screamed.
*Oh no! Sesshoumaru's going to kill her now for sure. * Rin thought.
"I will not have you staring at me." Sesshoumaru said as he pinned Kagome to a tree.
"I was not staring at you! I was thinking!" Kagome said, not sounding like she was scared.
"My-lord-"
"Shut up Jaken. I am dealing with something."
"But-" Jaken said as Sesshoumaru disintegrated him. Then Sesshoumaru looked at Kagome with an evil glare.
*He wouldn't dare hurt me! * Kagome thought while sending a death glare at Sesshoumaru.
*What an impressive glare she as!" Sesshoumaru thought. Then he remembered about his dream. *She isn't scared of me is she? Lets see about that. * Sesshoumaru leaned into Kagome and it looked like he was about to kiss her!
*Sesshoumaru don't kiss her please don't! I love you! * Rin thought. *I don't want to lose you to her! I need to do some thing!* But before Rin could do anything Kagome had slapped Sesshoumaru.
"You deserve that you. you. you murder!" Kagome screamed. That really surprised our Sesshoumaru. All he was thinking about now was how he was going to kill her.
"How dare you slap I ,Sesshoumaru."
"Sesshoumaru-sama!" Rin said while running to Sesshoumaru. "Are you ok?"
"Rin, don't get in the middle of this." Kagome said. "He deserved what he got."
"How dare you! It's a privilege to be kissed by the great Sesshoumaru," said Rin. By this time Sesshoumaru had let Kagome go. He was very amused to see two women fighting over him. Well, kinda. Now Kagome and Rin were yelling face-to-face. Neither realized that Sesshoumaru was still standing there with a big smirk on his face.
"I don't care who he is! He doesn't need to try to kiss someone without asking! He is so rude. First he kills Inuyasha! (A/N: He is not dead! I wouldn't do that to my Inu.) Then he takes me away from my friends. Then, as if all this wasn't enough, he tries to kiss me! The nerve! I think that's extremely rude, don't you?" Kagome said trying not to cry.
"I don't care what he did. You do -not- insult my Fluffy!" Rin didn't realize what she said. But Sesshoumaru and Kagome did Fluffy! Haha! Fluffy! Is that what you call him behind his back?" Kagome said. Then both Kagome and Rin realized what they had said and turned around to look at Sesshoumaru. At that point, Sesshoumaru was patting his head.
"Why do think I am fluffy?" Sesshoumaru said trying not to get mad. (A/N: How can he not get mad! They both just insulted him! Ok back to our story) "I don't understand why I am fluffy. Does it have anything to do with the ornament on my shoulder?"
(A/N: lets see what Sesshoumaru does to the two girls after they answer his question. How about that for an ending of the Chapter? Hehe I am evil. I love leaving cliffhangers. Will until next time. Ja ne (bye))
Sorry everyone, my last to chapters were not as funny as my first ones. I have not been able to write much.
Inuyasha: Am I going to save Kagome this Chapter? Me: You will have to see. Sesshoumaru: No you can't save her until I fall in love with her! Me: You can't say when she gets saved, I say when she does- I'm the author! Sesshoumaru: but- Jaken: My-lord! I finally found you! Sesshoumaru: I thought I told you to stay with Rin! Jaken: Yes My lord. But Rin tried to kill me! That annoying Human! (Sesshoumaru's eyes turn red!) My lord pleas- (Sesshoumaru Kills Jaken) Me: Even though I love it when you kill Jaken, you need to bring him back so I can write for the readers. Sesshoumaru: Can I take him to the other room and kill him again later? Me: Yes you can but I need to write for my readers first. Sesshoumaru: Yeah! I want to have some fun! Jaken: (Who is now alive) Please Help me. (Sesshoumaru drags the walking wart (Thanks to my friend Mokto for that name) to the other room and you hear a lot of screaming.) Me: That sounds like music to my ears. Inuyasha: Have you forgotten about me? Me: No. But I have one thing to say to you. Inuyasha: Oh No! Me: Siiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehe Ain't I evil? Lets start with the story. (You still hear screams from the other room.) ______________________________Last Chapter_____________________________
Sesshoumaru started to feel like someone was staring at him. He turned around and looked at Kagome. She didn't realize that Sesshoumaru had stopped walking and ended up running right into him.
"AHHHH!" she screamed.
*Oh no! Sesshoumaru's going to kill her now for sure. * Rin thought.
"I will not have you staring at me." Sesshoumaru said as he pinned Kagome to a tree.
"I was not staring at you! I was thinking!" Kagome said, not sounding like she was scared.
"My-lord-"
"Shut up Jaken. I am dealing with something."
"But-" Jaken said as Sesshoumaru disintegrated him. Then Sesshoumaru looked at Kagome with an evil glare.
*He wouldn't dare hurt me! * Kagome thought while sending a death glare at Sesshoumaru.
*What an impressive glare she as!" Sesshoumaru thought. Then he remembered about his dream. *She isn't scared of me is she? Lets see about that. * Sesshoumaru leaned into Kagome and it looked like he was about to kiss her!
*Sesshoumaru don't kiss her please don't! I love you! * Rin thought. *I don't want to lose you to her! I need to do some thing!* But before Rin could do anything Kagome had slapped Sesshoumaru.
"You deserve that you. you. you murder!" Kagome screamed. That really surprised our Sesshoumaru. All he was thinking about now was how he was going to kill her.
"How dare you slap I ,Sesshoumaru."
"Sesshoumaru-sama!" Rin said while running to Sesshoumaru. "Are you ok?"
"Rin, don't get in the middle of this." Kagome said. "He deserved what he got."
"How dare you! It's a privilege to be kissed by the great Sesshoumaru," said Rin. By this time Sesshoumaru had let Kagome go. He was very amused to see two women fighting over him. Well, kinda. Now Kagome and Rin were yelling face-to-face. Neither realized that Sesshoumaru was still standing there with a big smirk on his face.
"I don't care who he is! He doesn't need to try to kiss someone without asking! He is so rude. First he kills Inuyasha! (A/N: He is not dead! I wouldn't do that to my Inu.) Then he takes me away from my friends. Then, as if all this wasn't enough, he tries to kiss me! The nerve! I think that's extremely rude, don't you?" Kagome said trying not to cry.
"I don't care what he did. You do -not- insult my Fluffy!" Rin didn't realize what she said. But Sesshoumaru and Kagome did Fluffy! Haha! Fluffy! Is that what you call him behind his back?" Kagome said. Then both Kagome and Rin realized what they had said and turned around to look at Sesshoumaru. At that point, Sesshoumaru was patting his head.
"Why do think I am fluffy?" Sesshoumaru said trying not to get mad. (A/N: How can he not get mad! They both just insulted him! Ok back to our story) "I don't understand why I am fluffy. Does it have anything to do with the ornament on my shoulder?"
(A/N: lets see what Sesshoumaru does to the two girls after they answer his question. How about that for an ending of the Chapter? Hehe I am evil. I love leaving cliffhangers. Will until next time. Ja ne (bye))