Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any of his friends. I don't even
own Sesshoumaru. *Cries * I wish I owned fluffy!
Inuyasha: Where is Sesshoumaru? Me: I don't know. (You hear something that sounds like screams from the other room.) I know now where he is .He is still killing Jaken. Sesshoumaru: (From the other room) AHHH!!!! Me: Something changed quick, fast and in a hurry! Sesshoumaru: (while running in the room.) Rin don't! What did I do? Rin's Voice: You tried to kiss Kagome! Sesshoumaru: That is only in the story! (Talking to me) You did this! I will kill you for this! Me: Haha! I guess I don't have to tell you that I told Rin about you kissing Kagome! You know you could kill Rin and bring her back to life. That would teach her not to fool with you. Sesshoumaru: I know! I don't want to kill her! Me: She can't hurt you! You are a demon! Sesshoumaru: You don't know how women get when they get mad! Me: SO! You are telling me that I am not a WOMAN! Sesshoumaru: Oh! Now I am in the Dog House! (Hehe I love Puns) Me: you will find out what happens to our little dog next chapter!
____________________Last Chapter____________________________ "Why do think I am fluffy?" Sesshoumaru said trying not to get mad. (A/N: How can he not get mad! They both just insulted him! Ok back to our story) "I don't understand why I am fluffy. Does it have anything to do with the ornament on my shoulder?"
"Umm. Uh. Hmmm. " Rin said trying to pick here next words carefully. "Yes Sesshoumaru-sama. I am not trying to insult you. I think it looks cute." (A/N Can you tell Rin is trying to slide herself right out of trouble!)
"Alright I will let this slide! For this time only! But it will not happen again!" Sesshoumaru said. *Great I am getting soft! *
"Yes Sesshoumaru-sama" said Rin *Great and I really liked the nickname for him! *
" What about you? I don't want that name spoken ever again!" Sesshoumaru said hoping she would not say that name ever again.
"I won't call you fluffy." Said Kagome with and attitude.
"You better not get an attitude with me Woman!" Said Sesshoumaru now really mad.
"I'll have an attitude with whoever I want!" Kagome said walking away. "Fluffy!" By this time Sesshoumaru was really really mad! His eyes were red and he started to transform. "Down boy!" *I wish he was like Inuyasha! When I say Sit he would fall to the ground but those days are over! * I am walking away so we can cool down. I will be back in a couple of minutes. Rin come with me."
"You have no say on what I do."
"I know I don't. I just don't want Sesshoumaru to think I am running away." Kagome said trying to clam herself down. "Please I need to think and I can't do it with him standing here yelling at me."
"You don't need to go anywhere!" Sesshoumaru said while he was turning back into his human form. (A/N: I don't know why he stopped transforming. It was up to him. Oh! Yeah Jaken is still dead and stinking up the forest.)
Kagome turned around and looked into Sesshoumaru's eyes. *Oh he is so hot. What am I saying! He tried to kill me then he tried to kiss me! * "I will not run away! You have already killed Inuyasha I have nothing to run for!"
"Fine! Rin go with her!"
"But Sesshoumaru-sama!" Rin said wanting to stay with Sesshoumaru. She gave him a PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE FACE!
"No buts!" Sesshoumaru said with on emotion in his voice. (A/N: Weird how he changes his emotion from anger to none! He is way to good at that!)
"Yes Sesshoumaru-sama" Both Rin and Kagome left Sesshoumaru alone.
*Why do I take this! I should have left her with my bother! But what did that dream mean? Was it just one of the dreams that don't make any since? I don't know. I will not be the one to be fooled. Gods why are you doing this? Ah! I need to bring Jaken back to life before I do anything. Oh! Am I getting soft? Years ago I would have left him dead. * Sesshoumaru thought trying to make since of everything. Sesshoumaru turned around and bought Jaken back to life. "Jaken don't say anything I don't want to kill you again tonight!" Jaken nodded showing that he understood. *I am getting soft I wouldn't have to tell him that. I would have just given him a look! Great I need to go find the Women. We need to get back to my castle so I can relax in my hot spring. * Sesshoumaru turned to the direction that Kagome and Rin went.
Kagome and Rin
*Why did he try to kiss me? I can't believe this! Wait one second. The Shikon Jewel! Rin took it that is why I am here in the western land! OH! * "Rin do you have the Shikon Jewel fragment?
*Damn I thought she forgot about that. * Yes! I won't give it back.
"You might want to demons come after anyone who have the Shikon Jewel and I don't want you to get hurt."
"I don't care Sesshoumaru would protect me if anything happens!" With that a demon that looked like a rat and a pig at the same time came at the to fighting women. (A/N: I don't know. I made it up! Please humor me.)
"I want the Shikon Jewel give it to me!" The demon said.
"No! I won't let you have it!" Kagome said motioning for Rin to run.
"Then you will die!" The demon went strait towards Kagome. Then something white flash threw the sky. The rat/pig demon was cut in half.
"Are you ok?" This young man said.
"Yes we are. Thank you!" Kagome said. "Who are you?"
"I am the Lord of the Northern Lands. I was on my way to see my old friend of the Western Lands Sesshoumaru."
"Great another Lord to fight with." Kagome said rolling her eyes.
"What do you mean?" The young Lord asked very confused.
"You old friend as Kidnapped me!" Said Kagome
"No he didn't you were almost dead he saved your life!" Rin said.
"Oh! Rin-can I didn't see you there." The young Lord said.
" Yes Corri-sama. I am sorry I didn't give you the respect you deserve. This women and me were fighting cause she hit Sesshoumaru-sama." Rin said bowing to Corri the lord of the Northern Lands.
"You hit Sesshoumaru that take guts!" Corri said laughing. "I even wouldn't do that. Only someone with a death wish would do that."
"I don't care!" Kagome said.
"You are a little brave aren't you? When I first saw you, you didn't run from a demon that would have killed you if I hadn't come along. Then I hear of you slapping the most feared Demon in these lands. Haha." Corri said.
Sesshoumaru walked though the trees about this time. "Old friend what are you doing here? I though you won't be coming for another year."
"I have something we need to talk about. But we need to do it in privacy." Corri said while walking towards Sesshoumaru.
"Ok? (Talking to Kagome and Rin) Come and we will talk about your behavior when I am done talking business with Corri."
"Yes Sesshoumaru-sama." Rin said. *I don't want to disrespect him in front of Corri-sama. Sesshoumaru would kill me if I do. *
"I don't have to do anything you say! I am not one of you slaves!" Kegome said * I will win this war no matter what happens. *
"Isn't she feisty?" Corri said with a smirk on his face. "Sesshoumaru why didn't you kill her when she hit you?"
"Yeah she is feisty, and the reason that I didn't kill her was because I want to take here feistiness out of her." Sesshoumaru said just loud enough for his friend to hear. That made a big grin on the Lord of the Northern Lands.
(A/N: Hehe you know what? I am tried of keeping this PG Next chapter will turn into rated PG-13 for something you got to see. I love the Sesshoumaru and Kagome fic's but this will turn into an S/K and I/R now that is very unexpected isn't it? I will make this as funny as it can be. )
Inuyasha: Where is Sesshoumaru? Me: I don't know. (You hear something that sounds like screams from the other room.) I know now where he is .He is still killing Jaken. Sesshoumaru: (From the other room) AHHH!!!! Me: Something changed quick, fast and in a hurry! Sesshoumaru: (while running in the room.) Rin don't! What did I do? Rin's Voice: You tried to kiss Kagome! Sesshoumaru: That is only in the story! (Talking to me) You did this! I will kill you for this! Me: Haha! I guess I don't have to tell you that I told Rin about you kissing Kagome! You know you could kill Rin and bring her back to life. That would teach her not to fool with you. Sesshoumaru: I know! I don't want to kill her! Me: She can't hurt you! You are a demon! Sesshoumaru: You don't know how women get when they get mad! Me: SO! You are telling me that I am not a WOMAN! Sesshoumaru: Oh! Now I am in the Dog House! (Hehe I love Puns) Me: you will find out what happens to our little dog next chapter!
____________________Last Chapter____________________________ "Why do think I am fluffy?" Sesshoumaru said trying not to get mad. (A/N: How can he not get mad! They both just insulted him! Ok back to our story) "I don't understand why I am fluffy. Does it have anything to do with the ornament on my shoulder?"
"Umm. Uh. Hmmm. " Rin said trying to pick here next words carefully. "Yes Sesshoumaru-sama. I am not trying to insult you. I think it looks cute." (A/N Can you tell Rin is trying to slide herself right out of trouble!)
"Alright I will let this slide! For this time only! But it will not happen again!" Sesshoumaru said. *Great I am getting soft! *
"Yes Sesshoumaru-sama" said Rin *Great and I really liked the nickname for him! *
" What about you? I don't want that name spoken ever again!" Sesshoumaru said hoping she would not say that name ever again.
"I won't call you fluffy." Said Kagome with and attitude.
"You better not get an attitude with me Woman!" Said Sesshoumaru now really mad.
"I'll have an attitude with whoever I want!" Kagome said walking away. "Fluffy!" By this time Sesshoumaru was really really mad! His eyes were red and he started to transform. "Down boy!" *I wish he was like Inuyasha! When I say Sit he would fall to the ground but those days are over! * I am walking away so we can cool down. I will be back in a couple of minutes. Rin come with me."
"You have no say on what I do."
"I know I don't. I just don't want Sesshoumaru to think I am running away." Kagome said trying to clam herself down. "Please I need to think and I can't do it with him standing here yelling at me."
"You don't need to go anywhere!" Sesshoumaru said while he was turning back into his human form. (A/N: I don't know why he stopped transforming. It was up to him. Oh! Yeah Jaken is still dead and stinking up the forest.)
Kagome turned around and looked into Sesshoumaru's eyes. *Oh he is so hot. What am I saying! He tried to kill me then he tried to kiss me! * "I will not run away! You have already killed Inuyasha I have nothing to run for!"
"Fine! Rin go with her!"
"But Sesshoumaru-sama!" Rin said wanting to stay with Sesshoumaru. She gave him a PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE FACE!
"No buts!" Sesshoumaru said with on emotion in his voice. (A/N: Weird how he changes his emotion from anger to none! He is way to good at that!)
"Yes Sesshoumaru-sama" Both Rin and Kagome left Sesshoumaru alone.
*Why do I take this! I should have left her with my bother! But what did that dream mean? Was it just one of the dreams that don't make any since? I don't know. I will not be the one to be fooled. Gods why are you doing this? Ah! I need to bring Jaken back to life before I do anything. Oh! Am I getting soft? Years ago I would have left him dead. * Sesshoumaru thought trying to make since of everything. Sesshoumaru turned around and bought Jaken back to life. "Jaken don't say anything I don't want to kill you again tonight!" Jaken nodded showing that he understood. *I am getting soft I wouldn't have to tell him that. I would have just given him a look! Great I need to go find the Women. We need to get back to my castle so I can relax in my hot spring. * Sesshoumaru turned to the direction that Kagome and Rin went.
Kagome and Rin
*Why did he try to kiss me? I can't believe this! Wait one second. The Shikon Jewel! Rin took it that is why I am here in the western land! OH! * "Rin do you have the Shikon Jewel fragment?
*Damn I thought she forgot about that. * Yes! I won't give it back.
"You might want to demons come after anyone who have the Shikon Jewel and I don't want you to get hurt."
"I don't care Sesshoumaru would protect me if anything happens!" With that a demon that looked like a rat and a pig at the same time came at the to fighting women. (A/N: I don't know. I made it up! Please humor me.)
"I want the Shikon Jewel give it to me!" The demon said.
"No! I won't let you have it!" Kagome said motioning for Rin to run.
"Then you will die!" The demon went strait towards Kagome. Then something white flash threw the sky. The rat/pig demon was cut in half.
"Are you ok?" This young man said.
"Yes we are. Thank you!" Kagome said. "Who are you?"
"I am the Lord of the Northern Lands. I was on my way to see my old friend of the Western Lands Sesshoumaru."
"Great another Lord to fight with." Kagome said rolling her eyes.
"What do you mean?" The young Lord asked very confused.
"You old friend as Kidnapped me!" Said Kagome
"No he didn't you were almost dead he saved your life!" Rin said.
"Oh! Rin-can I didn't see you there." The young Lord said.
" Yes Corri-sama. I am sorry I didn't give you the respect you deserve. This women and me were fighting cause she hit Sesshoumaru-sama." Rin said bowing to Corri the lord of the Northern Lands.
"You hit Sesshoumaru that take guts!" Corri said laughing. "I even wouldn't do that. Only someone with a death wish would do that."
"I don't care!" Kagome said.
"You are a little brave aren't you? When I first saw you, you didn't run from a demon that would have killed you if I hadn't come along. Then I hear of you slapping the most feared Demon in these lands. Haha." Corri said.
Sesshoumaru walked though the trees about this time. "Old friend what are you doing here? I though you won't be coming for another year."
"I have something we need to talk about. But we need to do it in privacy." Corri said while walking towards Sesshoumaru.
"Ok? (Talking to Kagome and Rin) Come and we will talk about your behavior when I am done talking business with Corri."
"Yes Sesshoumaru-sama." Rin said. *I don't want to disrespect him in front of Corri-sama. Sesshoumaru would kill me if I do. *
"I don't have to do anything you say! I am not one of you slaves!" Kegome said * I will win this war no matter what happens. *
"Isn't she feisty?" Corri said with a smirk on his face. "Sesshoumaru why didn't you kill her when she hit you?"
"Yeah she is feisty, and the reason that I didn't kill her was because I want to take here feistiness out of her." Sesshoumaru said just loud enough for his friend to hear. That made a big grin on the Lord of the Northern Lands.
(A/N: Hehe you know what? I am tried of keeping this PG Next chapter will turn into rated PG-13 for something you got to see. I love the Sesshoumaru and Kagome fic's but this will turn into an S/K and I/R now that is very unexpected isn't it? I will make this as funny as it can be. )
