Story: Shuiichi One Half
Warning: female urges, insults to Kurama's manhood
Second chappie! I only got 2 reviews so far, but I want to keep on writing!
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Chapter Two: Shopping
Kurama's POV
Koenma grinned at me. "I see you've had a little incident."
I flushed. Why did they find teasing so fun? He continued, serious, "Well, as you won't continue this case until we find the monster, the first priority right now is to get you some . . . necessary accessories."
"Botan and Keiko will escort you to the mall," he finished, his eyes twinkling.
I stammered, "Accessories . . .?"
Botan grinned, coming in. "He means bras and panties, Kurama! You'll learn!"
I turned redder. Yusuke butted in, laughing. He said cheerfully, "And in the meantime, we'll make Hiei try wearing something other than the same old black outfit."
I protested in that utterly girlish voice I had currently, "Do I have to?"
He smiled. "Yes."
Before I could say any more, Yusuke's girlfriend (they're still rather in denial, but I think of then like that) Keiko came in and dragged me off to the mall. This is going to be a long day.
*~*~*~*~ Mall ~*~*~*~*
YAAH!!! The horror! I've been to the girls section to get stuff for my mother, but not for me! It wasn't nearly as embarrassing. The lady at the bra counter (*choke*) smiled, asking what we would like. Keiko muttered something about going to the bathroom while Botan said cheerfully (*sarcastically* good old Botan. Why is she so bubbly and outgoing?) , "We would like to try on some bras for Kurama. Hi- I mean, her mother was a bit lazy, you see."
I resisted the urge to glare at her. The lady smiled, saying, "Oh, I understand."
She then asked, "Do you know her size?"
I choked, while Botan laughed nervously. "N-no."
The lady said, "This will only take a second . . ."
Yow!!! She had no respect for privacy, damn it!!! You know what she did? She cupped her hands around my breasts and measured the size!!!! Did all girls have to suffer this? She then clicked her tongue in a reproving manner, went into a crowd of clothes, and came back with a handful of bras to try on.
Botan grabbed them and pushed me into the changing room. She said in a severe manner, "Now, try them on. We're not leaving until you do."
I sighed, my face still red as hell. This was gonna take a while . . .
*~*~*~*~ Some other part of the Mall ~*~*~*~*
Hiei's POV
"I REFUSE!!! I will not try on some stupid human clothes!!!" Aargh!!! The detective and the idiot (A/N Guess who they are . . .?) were beginning to tie me to the chair. How like a human. If I didn't respect Yusuke so much, I would have roasted him with my Dragon already.
He took out a black, sleeveless shirt. He said to me, grinning, "You'd better behave, Hiei, or else I'll make you wear pink."
I gulped. Oh well. I liked black anyways. I tried it on. What sort of texture was this . . . It felt like demon hide. It was probably a form of clothing humans called "leather".
Kuwabara then handed me a dozen belts, and said, "Pick three of them. You have to wear all of them at once."
I gulped again. To touch clothing tainted by the oil of the stupid human's hand . . . I shivered. This was torture. The only reason I came was because the two morons told me I was going to the zoo to kill the animals. Turns out they lied. I'm gonna kill them when I'm through with this.
*~*~*~*~ Kurama's portion of the Mall ~*~*~*~*
Kurama's POV (obviously)
I had to keep a bra on. After we paid for them, Keiko rejoined us, talking about "a long line in the bathroom." Botan walked us to another portion of the mall, where they sold clothing.
After buying me a couple of girls' clothing, we bumped into Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei. Hiei . . .
He looked absurdly, magnificently cool. He was wearing a sleeveless black leather top, surrounded by three plain but perfect belts. His hair was as plain as before, and his dragon tattoo was plain without his bandages. He didn't look too different from his normal self, but I thought he was hot.
NOO!! I thought he was HOT?!! I muttered to myself, "Girls' hormones, girls' hormones . . ." He suddenly looked at me straight in the eye, his Jagan wide open. I sweat-dropped.
While he started smirking, I leaned over and whispered in his ear, "You'd better keep your eye closed, people are starting to stare."
He closed his Jagan, but his smirk grew. "Probably because they think that I'm HOT."
I turned red again. Damn Hiei and his telepathy! I narrowed my eyes, telling him, "You'd better not hold this against me, it's this girls' body."
He stuffed his hands in his pockets. His cocky grin remained. He said coolly, "I might, fox."
Ignoring him, I turned to the others. "So. Where to next?"
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Nothing on Kurama, of course. The girl Kurama likes Hiei, the guy Kurama's not gay (sweat-drop).
Dedicated to Jenny Lee, as an apology for making this a yaoi fic.
Review!!!
Warning: female urges, insults to Kurama's manhood
Second chappie! I only got 2 reviews so far, but I want to keep on writing!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chapter Two: Shopping
Kurama's POV
Koenma grinned at me. "I see you've had a little incident."
I flushed. Why did they find teasing so fun? He continued, serious, "Well, as you won't continue this case until we find the monster, the first priority right now is to get you some . . . necessary accessories."
"Botan and Keiko will escort you to the mall," he finished, his eyes twinkling.
I stammered, "Accessories . . .?"
Botan grinned, coming in. "He means bras and panties, Kurama! You'll learn!"
I turned redder. Yusuke butted in, laughing. He said cheerfully, "And in the meantime, we'll make Hiei try wearing something other than the same old black outfit."
I protested in that utterly girlish voice I had currently, "Do I have to?"
He smiled. "Yes."
Before I could say any more, Yusuke's girlfriend (they're still rather in denial, but I think of then like that) Keiko came in and dragged me off to the mall. This is going to be a long day.
*~*~*~*~ Mall ~*~*~*~*
YAAH!!! The horror! I've been to the girls section to get stuff for my mother, but not for me! It wasn't nearly as embarrassing. The lady at the bra counter (*choke*) smiled, asking what we would like. Keiko muttered something about going to the bathroom while Botan said cheerfully (*sarcastically* good old Botan. Why is she so bubbly and outgoing?) , "We would like to try on some bras for Kurama. Hi- I mean, her mother was a bit lazy, you see."
I resisted the urge to glare at her. The lady smiled, saying, "Oh, I understand."
She then asked, "Do you know her size?"
I choked, while Botan laughed nervously. "N-no."
The lady said, "This will only take a second . . ."
Yow!!! She had no respect for privacy, damn it!!! You know what she did? She cupped her hands around my breasts and measured the size!!!! Did all girls have to suffer this? She then clicked her tongue in a reproving manner, went into a crowd of clothes, and came back with a handful of bras to try on.
Botan grabbed them and pushed me into the changing room. She said in a severe manner, "Now, try them on. We're not leaving until you do."
I sighed, my face still red as hell. This was gonna take a while . . .
*~*~*~*~ Some other part of the Mall ~*~*~*~*
Hiei's POV
"I REFUSE!!! I will not try on some stupid human clothes!!!" Aargh!!! The detective and the idiot (A/N Guess who they are . . .?) were beginning to tie me to the chair. How like a human. If I didn't respect Yusuke so much, I would have roasted him with my Dragon already.
He took out a black, sleeveless shirt. He said to me, grinning, "You'd better behave, Hiei, or else I'll make you wear pink."
I gulped. Oh well. I liked black anyways. I tried it on. What sort of texture was this . . . It felt like demon hide. It was probably a form of clothing humans called "leather".
Kuwabara then handed me a dozen belts, and said, "Pick three of them. You have to wear all of them at once."
I gulped again. To touch clothing tainted by the oil of the stupid human's hand . . . I shivered. This was torture. The only reason I came was because the two morons told me I was going to the zoo to kill the animals. Turns out they lied. I'm gonna kill them when I'm through with this.
*~*~*~*~ Kurama's portion of the Mall ~*~*~*~*
Kurama's POV (obviously)
I had to keep a bra on. After we paid for them, Keiko rejoined us, talking about "a long line in the bathroom." Botan walked us to another portion of the mall, where they sold clothing.
After buying me a couple of girls' clothing, we bumped into Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei. Hiei . . .
He looked absurdly, magnificently cool. He was wearing a sleeveless black leather top, surrounded by three plain but perfect belts. His hair was as plain as before, and his dragon tattoo was plain without his bandages. He didn't look too different from his normal self, but I thought he was hot.
NOO!! I thought he was HOT?!! I muttered to myself, "Girls' hormones, girls' hormones . . ." He suddenly looked at me straight in the eye, his Jagan wide open. I sweat-dropped.
While he started smirking, I leaned over and whispered in his ear, "You'd better keep your eye closed, people are starting to stare."
He closed his Jagan, but his smirk grew. "Probably because they think that I'm HOT."
I turned red again. Damn Hiei and his telepathy! I narrowed my eyes, telling him, "You'd better not hold this against me, it's this girls' body."
He stuffed his hands in his pockets. His cocky grin remained. He said coolly, "I might, fox."
Ignoring him, I turned to the others. "So. Where to next?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Nothing on Kurama, of course. The girl Kurama likes Hiei, the guy Kurama's not gay (sweat-drop).
Dedicated to Jenny Lee, as an apology for making this a yaoi fic.
Review!!!