Story: Shuiichi One Half
Warnings: Perverted-ness, Kuwabara bashing . . .
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Chapter Three: Back to School
Kurama's POV
"What?!! No cure?!" I was screaming at the wide eyed pacifier baby (extreme shock led me to using Yusuke's favorite nickname). I was shaking all over. I didn't want to stay in this girls' body forever!
He looked half amused, half uncomfortable. Yusuke butted in, "Hey Koenma, how will Kurama get to school?"
Kuwabara added, "And who'll tell his mom?"
I covered my face with my newly manicured hands (courtesy of Botan) and let out an exasperated sigh. I said, "I'll enroll as a new, foreign student. My mother doesn't need to know about this incident. Not yet anyways."
It was pretty bad, as the school was flooded with fan-girls I didn't even know. I chuckled. They'll probably be in tears when they find out Shuiichi Minamino is absent. I frowned. And they'll pound me for being such a pretty-girl, a smart aleck, a know-it-all . . .
Koenma cleared his throat and decided, "What Kurama said. But the students may give you trouble, Kurama. I think . . . we should have Hiei escort you. We can't ruin your reputation because of a few catfights, can we?" He smirked.
I glowered at him. Hiei's eyebrows twitched briefly, then he nodded. As he was leaving the room, his shoulder touched mine, and he said telepathically, /Don't try anything, Kurama/
I returned, /I won't/
His cocky grin returned as he left the room.
*~*~*~*~ Kurama's High School ~*~*~*~*
Kurama's POV
As I walked into my old classroom dressed in the girls' uniform, I felt my face turn red. I told myself, /Don't worry, they don't know you're Shuiichi, no need to panic . . ./
The teacher cleared his voice, announcing, "This is our newest student, Kurama Minamino."
Hiei, who was on the roof, said telepathically, /Go for it, fox/ I could practically see his annoying smirk as I walked to my old seat.
Then a few girls from my fanclub (oh shit) said in their snotty voices (don't get me wrong, most of the girls are rather sweet. It just happens so that the leaders are brats), "Excuse me, that's Shuiichi's seat. It's reserved."
I sighed, but due to my instincts, didn't move. I said to them, "I'm Shuiichi's cousin. He won't be in school today."
Some of them gasped, some snorted, and the leader said in that obnoxious voice, "Fine. Sit there. We haven't seen the end of this."
*~*~*~*~ End of School ~*~*~*~*
Kurama's POV
They kept there word. The leader pounded her fists together, saying, "I said, we haven't seen the end of this."
I sighed again, but with exasperation. Why is it that these girls would go to such extreme measures for me, Shuiichi? My hand was at my hair, by instinct, but then Hiei thought to me, /Leave these humans to me/
I blinked. I could barely make out a swift (and I mean SWIFT) black shadow running towards the girls at neck-break speed. Somehow, I managed to stop him before he did some severe damage (Count a few broken bines and bleeding body parts very un-severe for Hiei's standards).
We left them in silence. In a while, I said to Hiei, "You know, you were a bit rash there. What were you thinking? You could've really-"
He fixed his glowing crimson eyes on me. "Really injured them? I was planning to. Who are you, my mother?"
I muttered to myself, "Do you even have one?"
He stopped walking. He smirked. "You're sounding a bit feminine, Kurama. Is it those girl hormones again?"
I flushed. "No, I'm just worried about you." Then I gasped. I really said that aloud?! He was my friend for gods' sakes. I-AM-A-FREAKING-GUY!!! Whoa . . . I never use "freaking," not even in my thoughts. Hiei was right. I did sound a bit feminine.
I took a deep breath. "Let's drop this subject. I'm going to meet my mother. Can you wait outside?"
He looked at my, all annoyance gone. "Yes. How are you going to explain?"
Uh-oh. I gulped. Looking down at my girls' body, I said with the trace of a whimper, "With the truth?"
He snorted. "Always the do-gooder. I'll be outside your apartment window."
With a flash, he was gone. I sat for a while, thinking. Damn, this crush was getting bigger. "I do not like Hiei!!! I'm a guy!" (This went on for a while.)
I cut down a tree with my rose whip. Breathing hard, I looked at the time. Gulping, I muttered, "Time to meet Mother . . ."
*~*~*~*~ Kurama's Apartment ~*~*~*~*
Hiei's POV
I waited outside of Kurama's apartment, like I said I would. Well, on the roof was more exact. Why did he have to be so damned pretty? She, actually. I can't quite get over his turning into a girl.
In a while, his human mother, Shiori, came knocking at his door. He - she was at the door, courteous as usual (If it were me I would have blasted the stupid human to pieces). Kurama was stammering in that beautiful voice of his/hers, "M-mother, I can explain. IsvisitinJusenkysprings,fellinone,andturned into a girl."
I nearly laughed out loud at his senseless blunder. His mother looked at him blankly, before admonishing, "You fell in the Jusenkyo Springs, huh? And turned into a girl? You should've been more careful."
After she went in, I fell off the roof in shock. How in the world did she understand his incomprehensible speech? Must be hereditary. Getting up, I rubbed my head. "I think I'll wait here until my headache cools off . . ."
*~*~*~*~ Kurama's Apartment, after the departure of Shiori ~*~*~*~*
Hiei's POV
Kurama (still in girl form) finally arrived out of apartment, looking shocked and dazed. I asked him coolly, "How did she take it?"
He looked at me with the same dazed look. He replied slowly, "The truth is, she fell into a spring too."
I collapsed to the ground. He kneeled by my side, making it a waste of energy to get up. Staring at me with those brilliant emerald eyes, he continued, "She told me of a temporary cure. Hot water. It will turn me into a male. Cold water will reverse the effect. Which means . . ."
I guessed, "You're dead?"
He gave me a playful glare. "No, you moron. I'm a half-guy half- girl!!!"
I nearly fainted. He pulled me up. Wincing slightly at the touch of his (A/N I don't want to use "her") hand, I accepted his help. He went back into his apartment, saying, "I think I'm going to take a shower."
I stared after him, outside. In a few minutes, I heard a clearly male voice saying something that sounded suspiciously like, "Finally! I got my manhood back!"
I fell to the ground for a third time. How embarrassing it must be to be human . . .
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^_^ I think that's good for now. Dedicated to Jenny, again, in the hopes that she will read more . . .
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Warnings: Perverted-ness, Kuwabara bashing . . .
Thanks for the reviews, I loved them!
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Chapter Three: Back to School
Kurama's POV
"What?!! No cure?!" I was screaming at the wide eyed pacifier baby (extreme shock led me to using Yusuke's favorite nickname). I was shaking all over. I didn't want to stay in this girls' body forever!
He looked half amused, half uncomfortable. Yusuke butted in, "Hey Koenma, how will Kurama get to school?"
Kuwabara added, "And who'll tell his mom?"
I covered my face with my newly manicured hands (courtesy of Botan) and let out an exasperated sigh. I said, "I'll enroll as a new, foreign student. My mother doesn't need to know about this incident. Not yet anyways."
It was pretty bad, as the school was flooded with fan-girls I didn't even know. I chuckled. They'll probably be in tears when they find out Shuiichi Minamino is absent. I frowned. And they'll pound me for being such a pretty-girl, a smart aleck, a know-it-all . . .
Koenma cleared his throat and decided, "What Kurama said. But the students may give you trouble, Kurama. I think . . . we should have Hiei escort you. We can't ruin your reputation because of a few catfights, can we?" He smirked.
I glowered at him. Hiei's eyebrows twitched briefly, then he nodded. As he was leaving the room, his shoulder touched mine, and he said telepathically, /Don't try anything, Kurama/
I returned, /I won't/
His cocky grin returned as he left the room.
*~*~*~*~ Kurama's High School ~*~*~*~*
Kurama's POV
As I walked into my old classroom dressed in the girls' uniform, I felt my face turn red. I told myself, /Don't worry, they don't know you're Shuiichi, no need to panic . . ./
The teacher cleared his voice, announcing, "This is our newest student, Kurama Minamino."
Hiei, who was on the roof, said telepathically, /Go for it, fox/ I could practically see his annoying smirk as I walked to my old seat.
Then a few girls from my fanclub (oh shit) said in their snotty voices (don't get me wrong, most of the girls are rather sweet. It just happens so that the leaders are brats), "Excuse me, that's Shuiichi's seat. It's reserved."
I sighed, but due to my instincts, didn't move. I said to them, "I'm Shuiichi's cousin. He won't be in school today."
Some of them gasped, some snorted, and the leader said in that obnoxious voice, "Fine. Sit there. We haven't seen the end of this."
*~*~*~*~ End of School ~*~*~*~*
Kurama's POV
They kept there word. The leader pounded her fists together, saying, "I said, we haven't seen the end of this."
I sighed again, but with exasperation. Why is it that these girls would go to such extreme measures for me, Shuiichi? My hand was at my hair, by instinct, but then Hiei thought to me, /Leave these humans to me/
I blinked. I could barely make out a swift (and I mean SWIFT) black shadow running towards the girls at neck-break speed. Somehow, I managed to stop him before he did some severe damage (Count a few broken bines and bleeding body parts very un-severe for Hiei's standards).
We left them in silence. In a while, I said to Hiei, "You know, you were a bit rash there. What were you thinking? You could've really-"
He fixed his glowing crimson eyes on me. "Really injured them? I was planning to. Who are you, my mother?"
I muttered to myself, "Do you even have one?"
He stopped walking. He smirked. "You're sounding a bit feminine, Kurama. Is it those girl hormones again?"
I flushed. "No, I'm just worried about you." Then I gasped. I really said that aloud?! He was my friend for gods' sakes. I-AM-A-FREAKING-GUY!!! Whoa . . . I never use "freaking," not even in my thoughts. Hiei was right. I did sound a bit feminine.
I took a deep breath. "Let's drop this subject. I'm going to meet my mother. Can you wait outside?"
He looked at my, all annoyance gone. "Yes. How are you going to explain?"
Uh-oh. I gulped. Looking down at my girls' body, I said with the trace of a whimper, "With the truth?"
He snorted. "Always the do-gooder. I'll be outside your apartment window."
With a flash, he was gone. I sat for a while, thinking. Damn, this crush was getting bigger. "I do not like Hiei!!! I'm a guy!" (This went on for a while.)
I cut down a tree with my rose whip. Breathing hard, I looked at the time. Gulping, I muttered, "Time to meet Mother . . ."
*~*~*~*~ Kurama's Apartment ~*~*~*~*
Hiei's POV
I waited outside of Kurama's apartment, like I said I would. Well, on the roof was more exact. Why did he have to be so damned pretty? She, actually. I can't quite get over his turning into a girl.
In a while, his human mother, Shiori, came knocking at his door. He - she was at the door, courteous as usual (If it were me I would have blasted the stupid human to pieces). Kurama was stammering in that beautiful voice of his/hers, "M-mother, I can explain. IsvisitinJusenkysprings,fellinone,andturned into a girl."
I nearly laughed out loud at his senseless blunder. His mother looked at him blankly, before admonishing, "You fell in the Jusenkyo Springs, huh? And turned into a girl? You should've been more careful."
After she went in, I fell off the roof in shock. How in the world did she understand his incomprehensible speech? Must be hereditary. Getting up, I rubbed my head. "I think I'll wait here until my headache cools off . . ."
*~*~*~*~ Kurama's Apartment, after the departure of Shiori ~*~*~*~*
Hiei's POV
Kurama (still in girl form) finally arrived out of apartment, looking shocked and dazed. I asked him coolly, "How did she take it?"
He looked at me with the same dazed look. He replied slowly, "The truth is, she fell into a spring too."
I collapsed to the ground. He kneeled by my side, making it a waste of energy to get up. Staring at me with those brilliant emerald eyes, he continued, "She told me of a temporary cure. Hot water. It will turn me into a male. Cold water will reverse the effect. Which means . . ."
I guessed, "You're dead?"
He gave me a playful glare. "No, you moron. I'm a half-guy half- girl!!!"
I nearly fainted. He pulled me up. Wincing slightly at the touch of his (A/N I don't want to use "her") hand, I accepted his help. He went back into his apartment, saying, "I think I'm going to take a shower."
I stared after him, outside. In a few minutes, I heard a clearly male voice saying something that sounded suspiciously like, "Finally! I got my manhood back!"
I fell to the ground for a third time. How embarrassing it must be to be human . . .
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^_^ I think that's good for now. Dedicated to Jenny, again, in the hopes that she will read more . . .
Review!