Story: Shuiichi One Half
I'm not doing warnings anymore, they give away a lot.
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Chapter Four: Male Kurama Back in School
Kurama's POV
It really feels good to be a guy again: no mess with bras and panties! So far, I've just been relaxing since my mother's last visit. But I find it really funny that she fell into the spring of a fox: I'm never looking at one again before making sure my mother is human.
I've asked her how she coped with cold and hot water. She told me that instead of drinking cold water, she had to make do with hot. Sounds like torture to me.
Hiei walked into my bedroom window. He smirked. He asked innocently, "How does it feel to get your manhood back?"
Flushing, I said, "Why don't I just push you into one of those springs?! You'll see how embarrassing it is."
His smirk widened. "No thanks. But I can't resist seeing you embarrassed."
I had just finished all of my homework. Dimming the lights, I told Hiei, "If you'll excuse me, I have school tomorrow."
His expression turned serious. "Can I sleep in your room today?"
I gaped at him. He looked like he was about to blush, but stiffened. "Please?"
The world is coming to an end! Hiei said, 'please'! I grumbled, "Alright. Why?"
He blushed. "I'm afraid of the cold."
I gaped again. Since when did Hiei tell me the truth without hesitation? I smiled. Hiei was afraid of the cold? That's a nice blackmail product.
Then I warned him, "Don't try anything."
He gave me an adorably innocent face. "Of course not, Kurama!"
I went to sleep.
*~*~*~*~ Morning ~*~*~*~*
Hiei's POV
"Hiei! Where are my books?!" Kurama practically screeched in my ear.
Grumbling, I said, "I don't wanna get up, make Kuwabara find them . . ."
Kurama slapped me awake. Honestly, he acts more and more feminine every day!
I found the books under his bed. Grumbling, I told him, "Remember how I said that you were getting girlier? Well, nothing has happened to change my mind."
He slapped my arm playfully. I stuck out my tongue at him, saying, "See?"
He smiled. "Honestly. Hiei, I don't know what to do with you."
He left for school before I could retort back. Before I could stop myself, I was thinking, /I know a few things you could do with me/
Damn! He was a guy for crying out loud! Well. Not exactly a guy anymore. My mind sent me very disturbing pictures of boy and girl Kurama, naked, and . . . you get the point.
I moaned, "Damn Yusuke for showing me those porn magazines!!!"
*~*~*~*~ Kurama's School ~*~*~*~*
Kurama's POV
I walked the halls in my usual graceful stride. Going to my class, I sensed three humans. Who must be part of my fanclub. Sighing, I greeted them.
They squealed like pigs when I said, "Hi." So unlike Hiei. What?! I'm so happy I didn't say that aloud. I'm literally a guy now! It looks like my girls' hormones haven't gone away.
The leader, with large red acne and short, curly orange hair (think Kuwabara) said, "Oh, Shuiichi, we're sooo glad that you're back in school!"
I stared at them, wide-eyed. (Hey, I didn't ask for this fan club) The second-in-command, a very stylish girl with long black hair and a nose too large for her face, said, "This slut was trying to steal your seat. She claims to be your cousin, but of course she was lying. Her name was Kurama."
I was shocked. Since when was I a slut? I didn't wear loose or tight clothing, I did all my schoolwork, never said bad words, and DID NOT LIKE MEN!!! My thoughts suddenly reverted to Hiei, how hot he looked and how coolly he talked . . .
Darn. Cross out the "did not like men." Well, I'm not exactly 'queer'; I know I didn't feel this way until I fell into the springs and got a compatible organ . . . Yusuke is really rubbing off on me . . .
I realized that I looked close to a goldfish with my eyes wide open like that. I regained my cool, asking them, "Kurama Minamino?"
They nodded. I was about to scream, but instead, regained a cool voice, saying, "She is my cousin."
They looked dazed. The last girl, who looked pretty cute, said, "We're sorry Shuiichi. We didn't know."
They walked away, sobbing. Yeah, you bet you're sorry! Geez, "Kurama" even had my last name! How stupid can a girl get? I walked to class, thinking, /Since when did I think such perverse thoughts?/
*~*~*~*~ After School ~*~*~*~*
Hiei's POV
I was waiting outside the entrance. Finally, FINALLY Kurama came out. His hands were on his face. He said to me, "We have a school talent show next week."
I repeated, "Talent show?"
He nodded. "Only students may enter. You need a partner; you can pick anyone, but . . . I can't pick anyone who'll go with me that I have an idea for, except maybe . . ." He shook his head as though it'll never happen. "As president of the class," I rolled my eyes. "I'm expected to compete."
I thought about it. I closed my eyes. Silently, I apologized to my demon pride as I replied, "I can compete with you."
His eyes were wide open. I was startled to find tears in his gorgeous green eyes. He hugged me. I was really shocked now. I choked out, "Kurama . . . can't . . . breathe . . ."
He let me go, still crying. I thought, /His girl side must be kicking up right now/
I asked him, confused, "Why are you crying?"
He laughed. "I'm crying because I'm happy."
I turned away, because I was about to roll my eyes. I'll never understand these humans . . .
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I like to end with Hiei thinking about how weird humans are ^_^
I'm putting up a song for the talent show that's actually sung by the real actors of Hiei and Kurama (Japanese) It's called "Wild Wind," and personally, I think that it's the coolest ever.
Review!
I'm not doing warnings anymore, they give away a lot.
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Chapter Four: Male Kurama Back in School
Kurama's POV
It really feels good to be a guy again: no mess with bras and panties! So far, I've just been relaxing since my mother's last visit. But I find it really funny that she fell into the spring of a fox: I'm never looking at one again before making sure my mother is human.
I've asked her how she coped with cold and hot water. She told me that instead of drinking cold water, she had to make do with hot. Sounds like torture to me.
Hiei walked into my bedroom window. He smirked. He asked innocently, "How does it feel to get your manhood back?"
Flushing, I said, "Why don't I just push you into one of those springs?! You'll see how embarrassing it is."
His smirk widened. "No thanks. But I can't resist seeing you embarrassed."
I had just finished all of my homework. Dimming the lights, I told Hiei, "If you'll excuse me, I have school tomorrow."
His expression turned serious. "Can I sleep in your room today?"
I gaped at him. He looked like he was about to blush, but stiffened. "Please?"
The world is coming to an end! Hiei said, 'please'! I grumbled, "Alright. Why?"
He blushed. "I'm afraid of the cold."
I gaped again. Since when did Hiei tell me the truth without hesitation? I smiled. Hiei was afraid of the cold? That's a nice blackmail product.
Then I warned him, "Don't try anything."
He gave me an adorably innocent face. "Of course not, Kurama!"
I went to sleep.
*~*~*~*~ Morning ~*~*~*~*
Hiei's POV
"Hiei! Where are my books?!" Kurama practically screeched in my ear.
Grumbling, I said, "I don't wanna get up, make Kuwabara find them . . ."
Kurama slapped me awake. Honestly, he acts more and more feminine every day!
I found the books under his bed. Grumbling, I told him, "Remember how I said that you were getting girlier? Well, nothing has happened to change my mind."
He slapped my arm playfully. I stuck out my tongue at him, saying, "See?"
He smiled. "Honestly. Hiei, I don't know what to do with you."
He left for school before I could retort back. Before I could stop myself, I was thinking, /I know a few things you could do with me/
Damn! He was a guy for crying out loud! Well. Not exactly a guy anymore. My mind sent me very disturbing pictures of boy and girl Kurama, naked, and . . . you get the point.
I moaned, "Damn Yusuke for showing me those porn magazines!!!"
*~*~*~*~ Kurama's School ~*~*~*~*
Kurama's POV
I walked the halls in my usual graceful stride. Going to my class, I sensed three humans. Who must be part of my fanclub. Sighing, I greeted them.
They squealed like pigs when I said, "Hi." So unlike Hiei. What?! I'm so happy I didn't say that aloud. I'm literally a guy now! It looks like my girls' hormones haven't gone away.
The leader, with large red acne and short, curly orange hair (think Kuwabara) said, "Oh, Shuiichi, we're sooo glad that you're back in school!"
I stared at them, wide-eyed. (Hey, I didn't ask for this fan club) The second-in-command, a very stylish girl with long black hair and a nose too large for her face, said, "This slut was trying to steal your seat. She claims to be your cousin, but of course she was lying. Her name was Kurama."
I was shocked. Since when was I a slut? I didn't wear loose or tight clothing, I did all my schoolwork, never said bad words, and DID NOT LIKE MEN!!! My thoughts suddenly reverted to Hiei, how hot he looked and how coolly he talked . . .
Darn. Cross out the "did not like men." Well, I'm not exactly 'queer'; I know I didn't feel this way until I fell into the springs and got a compatible organ . . . Yusuke is really rubbing off on me . . .
I realized that I looked close to a goldfish with my eyes wide open like that. I regained my cool, asking them, "Kurama Minamino?"
They nodded. I was about to scream, but instead, regained a cool voice, saying, "She is my cousin."
They looked dazed. The last girl, who looked pretty cute, said, "We're sorry Shuiichi. We didn't know."
They walked away, sobbing. Yeah, you bet you're sorry! Geez, "Kurama" even had my last name! How stupid can a girl get? I walked to class, thinking, /Since when did I think such perverse thoughts?/
*~*~*~*~ After School ~*~*~*~*
Hiei's POV
I was waiting outside the entrance. Finally, FINALLY Kurama came out. His hands were on his face. He said to me, "We have a school talent show next week."
I repeated, "Talent show?"
He nodded. "Only students may enter. You need a partner; you can pick anyone, but . . . I can't pick anyone who'll go with me that I have an idea for, except maybe . . ." He shook his head as though it'll never happen. "As president of the class," I rolled my eyes. "I'm expected to compete."
I thought about it. I closed my eyes. Silently, I apologized to my demon pride as I replied, "I can compete with you."
His eyes were wide open. I was startled to find tears in his gorgeous green eyes. He hugged me. I was really shocked now. I choked out, "Kurama . . . can't . . . breathe . . ."
He let me go, still crying. I thought, /His girl side must be kicking up right now/
I asked him, confused, "Why are you crying?"
He laughed. "I'm crying because I'm happy."
I turned away, because I was about to roll my eyes. I'll never understand these humans . . .
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I like to end with Hiei thinking about how weird humans are ^_^
I'm putting up a song for the talent show that's actually sung by the real actors of Hiei and Kurama (Japanese) It's called "Wild Wind," and personally, I think that it's the coolest ever.
Review!