I am writing yet ANOTHER story! Ha Ha! Ok, in this Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara are going to be on multiple childrens shows and their first stop is the classic Sesame Street. *shutters* I haven't seen the show since I was five so I was forced to watch it to find the names of the characters and how they act. I WENT THROUGH SO MUCH TORTURE AND ALL FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT SO YOU BETTER ENJOY! And if you don't then...I'll be sad. Well, here we go.
Disclaimer: I do not own YuYu Hakusho. The closest thing I own to the show is a booster pack of YYH trading cards.
Big Bird: "Good morning kids! Today we're going to learn how to add, draw ponies, and sing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star." And here to help us, please welcome our guest: Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei! YAY!"
Hiei: "Can someone please tell me why we're doing this again?"
Kurama: "Because it's Kuwabara's birthday and he wanted this more then anything."
Yusuke: "This is so embarrassing."
Kurama: "I agree that this is slightly embarrassing but it's for a good cause."
Hiei: "What are you talking about? Just look at the baka."
Kuwabara: *chasing Elmo* "I SIGN MY FACE ELMO!!!"
Elmo: "Someone SAVE me!"
Yusuke: "Spirit Gun!" *blasts Elmo's head off*
Kuwabara: "Yusuke? Why did you do that? Elmo's my hero!" *tearing up*
Yusuke: "I think it was pretty damn obvious that he was an evil demon."
Big Bird: "Uhhh...*kick's Elmo's corpse offstage* Let's get started with adding shall we? Okay, do any of you know what one plus one..."
Kurama: "Two."
Big Bird: "Thank you Kurama, but let's give the kids in the audience a chance to answer too okay? Now, does anyone know what two plus..."
Kurama: "Four."
Big Bird: *becoming slightly irritated* "Well Mr. Kurama, because your so smart why don't you ask the next question?"
Kurama: "Gladly. Now this may me a tiny bit difficult but let's try solving and graphing each inequality in 5x + 13 4 (x + 3) + x."
Big Bird: *major sweatdrop* "Ummm...Kurama? This show is for six years olds. That is way too complicated for them."
Kurama: "Six?! I learned how to do that when I was five!"
Big Bird: "Yea...well...how about we move on eh? That means, *cheesy music starts* It's arts and crafts time! Now everyone needs to get a paper, a box of crayons, and an adult to supervise."
Yusuke: "Why would we need an adult to supervise? What's gonna happen with a box of crayons and paper? Are the crayons gonna attack me?"
Hiei: "No, but the paper will."
Yusuke: "What the Hell are you talking about Hiei? It's just a piece of paper. What's it gonna do?"
Paper: *Eat's Yusuke's face off*
Hiei: "Hn. What did I say?"
Yusuke: "AHHH! Someone help me find my face!"
Big Bird: "Err...let's just move onto singing. I don't think that anyone can get hurt from that."
Hiei: "Hn."
Big Bird: "Well Hiei, since your so ensused, why don't you lead us in singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"?"
Hiei: "No way. I am not going to participate in your stupid human singing."
Big Bird: *losing his sanity* "SING IT HIEI!"
Hiei: *raising an eyebrow* "And what if I don't?"
Big Bird: "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO! DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!" (A/N: Bet you didn't see that coming did ya?"
Hiei: *easily avoids it*
Kuwabara: *not so lucky and is swallowed by the darkness flame*
Kurama: "How did he do that? In order to do that he must possess the jagan..."
Big Bird: *third eye suddenly opens* (A/N: Bet ya didn't see that coming either)
Yusuke: "AHHH! But how did he get it?"
Hiei: "It's simple. He imitated it from our show."
Kurama: "Big Bird? You watch YuYu Hakusho?"
Big Bird: "Well duh. Everyone watches YuYu Hakusho."
Santa Claus: "He's right you know."
Well how was that? Not my best work but...yea. If you have any suggestions on what show I should have them on next then you can put it your review. And if you can solve Kurama's equation ( 5x + 13 4 (x + 3) + x) then I shall give you uhhh...a part of Elmo's head. Please Review!