And now for the award: the only person who got the math problem right in the first chapter was Kurama-Freak so, yea *hands elmo's head to her* and now on with the second chapter!


Even though I only got 6 reviews for my last chapter *sniffle sniffle* I am continuing! It seemed like people wanted Teletubies so here it goes! I am not feeling very well right now so I'll just make the thing that made me sick do the disclaimer.


School Lunch: Fan Fan does not own YuYu Hakusho! But I own you all! Muhahahaha!


Big Bird: *pointing to the YYH gang* "You ruined this show forever! You'll all pay!"


Director of teletubies: (let's just call him DOT from now on) "All of our cast members are sick! We need four people to...*spies Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabara* Hey...you four have about the same characteristics...how would you like to be on the teletubies?


All: "No way!"


DOT: "Not even for...one dollar?"


All: "No."


DOT: "Two dollars?"


All: "No."


DOT: "Three?"


All: "NO!"


5 hours later


DOT: "$5000 per hour, a health program for each of you, and a JCPENNY gift card?"


Kurama: "We'll have to compromise some of the minor detail...but okay."


DOT: "All right! Here's your costumes, Hiei, you get to be Po because you're the shortest."


Hiei: "Puts red costume on* "Hn."

Everyone: "Awwwwww. How cute."


DOT: "Err yea...Kurama, you're the girliest so you get to be Lala."


Kurama: *puts on yellow outfit* "I'm not that girly am I?"


Fan fan: "Ummm...Hey Look! Gullible's written on the ceiling!"


Kuwabara: *looks up* "Where? I don't see it!"


Hiei and Kurama: *laughing hysterically*


DOT: "Yusuke, you can be Dipsy because he's green and your outfit is green and yea..."


Yusuke: *puts on green costume* "Humph. I'm only doing this for the JCPenny gift card."


DOT: "And Kuwabara, you can be Tinky Winky."


Kuwabara: *still looking at the ceiling* "Where is it? I still don't see the word gullible written anywhere on this damn ceiling."


DOT: "Kuwabara will make a perfect Tinky Winky." -_-'


Kuwabara: *finally gives up on finding the word gullible written on the ceiling and puts on the purple outfit* "I...am SO HOT!"


DOT: "Good. Here's your lines." *hands script to all* "And action!"


Kurama: "Eh-oh? I apoligize...what is the correct pronunciation for this word?"


DOT: "Cut! Kurama, I don't want you making a conflivt out of this...just say the line from now on. And action!"


Yusuke: "Oo-oh...what the hell?! What kind of fuckin' word is this?"


DOT: "WATCH YOUR SHITTY LANGUAGE YOU MOTHER FUCKING DAMN TEENAGER!"


Yusuke: "...that was harsh..."


DOT: *starting to regret hiring the four* "Let's just move on to the next scene ok? Rolling, action!"


Hiei: *standing there glaring at the screen*


DOT: "Hiei? What are you doing? Say your line!"


Hiei: "Still staring at the screen and beginning to chant something."


Kurama: "AHHH! Cover your ears Yusuke!"


Yusuke: *does so*


DOT: "What are you doing Hiei?"


Hiei: *stops and smirks* "Oh, just sending subliminal messages to millions of viewers everywhere."


Yusuke: "Phef...who would fall for that trick?"


Kuwabara: *staring blankly "...must...kill..."

DOT: "AHH! CUT! AGK! This is your last chance or your all fired!"


Yusuke: *gasp* "But then that means...no JCPenny gift card! Kuwabara! If you mess this up then your head is mine!"


DOT: "Action."


Kuwabara: *babbles like the idiot that he is*


DOT: *wipes tear from eye* "that was..BEAUTIFUL! I've never seen such great acting talent in my life!"


Kuwabara: "What can I say? The camera loves me." *blows kiss at camera.


Camera: *breaks*


Kurama: "So when can we expect to get paid?"


DOT: "Hmmm...when am I gonna pay you...let's see...I'll pay you when Kuwabara finds the word gullible written on the ceiling."


Yusuke: "That's easy!" *writes the word gullible in huge letters on the ceiling*


Kuwabara: ".....I still don't see it...."

THE END!

Kurama: "It's not really over is it?"


Fanfan: "No, I just said that so people think it's over and are sad." ^___^


Hiei: "That's not very nice."


Fanfan: "Well uh you know, it was just a joke! As in Ha Ha."


Kurama: "Well it wasn't a very good one I'm afraid."


Fanfan: "Hmph...well I better end this chapter now since every second that their reading this their losing less time of their live...WAIT?! DOES THAT MEAN I'M KILLING PEOPLE! AHH!!! EVERYONE STOP READING MY STORIES! But...then I'll stop getting reviews...and that's not good sooo...ok nevermind...keep reading my stories! Just exercise more and remember: five a day for better health! What is meant by that. I do not know."