Disclaimer: hurray! Chapter 5! I think.

Vegeta: yes, this is chapter 5.remind me, why am I in a black robe? It's absurd!

Disclaimer: I hate when you use proper words.it's your uniform.

Vegeta: for what?

Disclaimer: Hogwarts. Now as I was.don't even think about it! Folks, give me a minute while I teach him some manners.

(cat holding sign) sorry for the inconveince but we are having some difficulties.

Disclaimer: (holding metal bat) sheesh, it's hard to hit this guy.

Vegeta: not.again, tell me.do you.mean.to hit.me there?

Disclaimer: no, not really, you move to fast, I am trying to aim for your head.

Vegeta: that is no comforting.

Disclaimer: oh, if your are wondering, yes, I wacked him in the balls.

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"oww, I hate when we land, hey why are our clothes different, they didn't change in the other worlds." Joey said, examining his clothes.

"excuse me, you three should be in class!" shrieked a teacher.

"hey, that's Mcgonagall" whispered Joey. "I read the books not o long ago."

"no wonder you still remember it." Vegeta said.

"come come, before I take points from Gryffindor!"

"what's Gryffindor?" Vegeta asked.

"trying to be funny are we? You know perfectly well."

"might as well blend in." Goku said.

"but, I'm a muggle!" Joey said.

"don't be ridiculos!" she said.

She then shoved them into the greenhouse and took off. All three look at each other then sneak off into the castle again.

"now what? How are we going to escape?" Joey asked.

"by going in there!" Vegeta said, pointing to the forest in not to far from Hogwarts.

That's the forbidden forest! We can't go in there!" Joey said.

"you should really be careful if you are to enter that forest, but it is the way to get home." Said a old man with a long beard.

"how do you now we do not belong here?" Vegeta asked.

"it's quite obvious, I know every student here, that and I know you two are saiyans, and you my young blonde friend, are a muggle." He said, "and I am Dumbledore."

"what are we going to find in the woods?" Goku asked.

"many magical creatures, I will send Lupin to go with you, now listen to what he says." He walked off, but soon came back with another, Lupin.

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Disclaimer: short, I know, but time is against me.

Vegeta: yeah right.

Disclaimer: tis true, I am using the libraries computer, and I have 1 hour and 7 minutes right now.

Vegeta: that sound like a lot of time.

Disclaimer: me need to check neopets.

Vegeta: can I have some ice? Now I doubt they will work.

Disclaimer: too much information, don't forget, I'm female!

Vegeta: yes, but you are also 16! So your not a virgin!

Disclaimer: oh yes I am! I had to take sex ED so that's why I know what I know, and that isn't a lot!

Vegeta: you need to know, it's not normal for your age not to know.

Disclaimer: why don't you teach me!

Vegeta: then I will!

Disclaimer: don't ask how we got onto the sex subject.