The Adventures of the Pied Pietts!
Chapter/Episode/Article/et cetera #3!!
"Hey, Migali, what's with all the corny exclamation points?" asked Lilem!!!
"I happen to like exclamation points," replied Migali!!!
"Yeah, well, CUT IT OUT!" yelled Piett, using the exclamation point correctly. He reached behind him and pulled out his Writer's Block.
Migali turned white as a sheet. "Hey, consider what you're doing," he objected, waving his hands in front of him. "You don't want to regret any actions in the future!"
"Oh, I'm sure I won't regret this!" Piett growled angrily as the Writer's Block began to grow.
"H--hey! But I'm in charge of the stor--"
There was silence. Blissful silence. Piett and Lilem sat down at their table and began to sip not-coffee and tea.
"Well done, Admiral," congratulated Lilem.
"Why, thank you. I did do that rather well, didn't I?"
"Beautifully."
They sipped and smiled. Steam rose up from their cups and the room was almost heavenly.
Almost, except there was a large purple not-dinosaur standing in the center of it.
"Ahhh!" shrieked Lilem, spraying tea everywhere.
"Ahhh!" shrieked Piett, spraying not-coffee everywhere.
"Hullo there!" Barney giggled, waving his stumpy not-dinosaur arms around.
Lilem sat up from where she had fallen over and looked at Piett, who had similarly fallen over. "I thought it was Blarney?"
"Er, I thought that might be a bad idea, after the Baby Poop incident and all."
"I love you!" grinned Barney with his unmoving mouth.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" screamed Piett and Lilem, louder than before. They scrambled out of the room and into the hallway, but instead found themselves on Barney's set.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Piett grabbed Lilem. Lilem grabbed Piett. They stood there, hugging each other and screaming.
"Quick, back to the cafeteria!" yelled Piett, and they turned back to the door--
--Only there was no more door!
"YYIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" they bellowed, creating the loudest scream ever heard. Barney appeared in the center of the room.
"What's the problem, guys?" he asked playfully, waving his stupid arms and nodding his stupid head.
"I'LL tell you what's the problem," replied Piett, regaining his control and letting go of Lilem, who did not let go of him.
"What are you trying to do?" she hissed as Piett attempted to extract himself from Lilem's grasp.
"Get off me," he hissed back.
"It's Barney! Be the hero, stupid! Save me!!"
"No. Save yourself," Piett hissed, gritting his teeth together.
"Hey, there, little buddies," interrupted Barney. "Whaddaya say we sing a song?"
As impossible as this seems, Piett and Lilem broke the sound barrier with their next scream.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"PIETT, SAVE ME!" added Lilem in a more normal screaming voice.
"SAVE ME!!!" he screamed back, also back to normal.
Piett grabbed Lilem's arm, but Lilem clawed at him to try and get him off her. In the confusion, Lilem ended up with Piett's blaster and Piett ended up with the producer's dentures. He quickly threw them away.
"Take this, Barney!" yelled Lilem, pointing the blaster and firing. The blast hit Barney in the stomach, and he sizzled into nothingness.
They stood and stared.
"We did it," Lilem finally gasped, grinning. Then they turned around to face the live studio audience.
"Uh, Lilem?" asked Piett very slowly.
"Yes, Piett?" she replied nervously.
"You did it!" he yelped and ran off the stage.
A small child in the front row started to cry, and soon every other child in the room was crying. The mothers ran in to comfort their children, but then a mother stepped up to Lilem.
"What have you done!? Now we'll never get out kids to be quiet!" she barked.
"Stay back," warned Lilem, swinging the blaster-which-was-now-a-lightsaber around in the air. The blade hummed as it sliced through the air.
"Noooo!!" the enraged mothers cried simultaneously, charging forward.
Then, from the side of the stage, Piett rushed forward with a lightsaber of his own.
"I've gotten control of the story back!" he called to Lilem.
"Yes!" she cheered, and was suddenly outfitted with a lightsaber in either hand and shields on her arms. Piett came roaring back with a shield in one hand and a giant sword in the other.
"I've always wanted to do this!" he informed Lilem happily.
"DOWN WITH BARNEY!" they cried, slicing at the hordes of people around them. As soon as one of the mothers was hit, she disappeared. Within minutes the crowd had disappeared. Unfortunately, Piett and Lilem were left with a lot of crying children...
THE TEMPORARY END
"Piett! What do we do!?"
"Deal with it next week!"
"That's not going to solve anything!"
"Yeah, well at least I don't have to deal with this now!"
NEXT TIME: Piett and Lilem are forced to do the unthinkable! Kill children or change diapers? Er, we can't very well kill innocent children, so... Oh, drat. Baby Poop returns.
Chapter/Episode/Article/et cetera #3!!
"Hey, Migali, what's with all the corny exclamation points?" asked Lilem!!!
"I happen to like exclamation points," replied Migali!!!
"Yeah, well, CUT IT OUT!" yelled Piett, using the exclamation point correctly. He reached behind him and pulled out his Writer's Block.
Migali turned white as a sheet. "Hey, consider what you're doing," he objected, waving his hands in front of him. "You don't want to regret any actions in the future!"
"Oh, I'm sure I won't regret this!" Piett growled angrily as the Writer's Block began to grow.
"H--hey! But I'm in charge of the stor--"
There was silence. Blissful silence. Piett and Lilem sat down at their table and began to sip not-coffee and tea.
"Well done, Admiral," congratulated Lilem.
"Why, thank you. I did do that rather well, didn't I?"
"Beautifully."
They sipped and smiled. Steam rose up from their cups and the room was almost heavenly.
Almost, except there was a large purple not-dinosaur standing in the center of it.
"Ahhh!" shrieked Lilem, spraying tea everywhere.
"Ahhh!" shrieked Piett, spraying not-coffee everywhere.
"Hullo there!" Barney giggled, waving his stumpy not-dinosaur arms around.
Lilem sat up from where she had fallen over and looked at Piett, who had similarly fallen over. "I thought it was Blarney?"
"Er, I thought that might be a bad idea, after the Baby Poop incident and all."
"I love you!" grinned Barney with his unmoving mouth.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" screamed Piett and Lilem, louder than before. They scrambled out of the room and into the hallway, but instead found themselves on Barney's set.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Piett grabbed Lilem. Lilem grabbed Piett. They stood there, hugging each other and screaming.
"Quick, back to the cafeteria!" yelled Piett, and they turned back to the door--
--Only there was no more door!
"YYIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" they bellowed, creating the loudest scream ever heard. Barney appeared in the center of the room.
"What's the problem, guys?" he asked playfully, waving his stupid arms and nodding his stupid head.
"I'LL tell you what's the problem," replied Piett, regaining his control and letting go of Lilem, who did not let go of him.
"What are you trying to do?" she hissed as Piett attempted to extract himself from Lilem's grasp.
"Get off me," he hissed back.
"It's Barney! Be the hero, stupid! Save me!!"
"No. Save yourself," Piett hissed, gritting his teeth together.
"Hey, there, little buddies," interrupted Barney. "Whaddaya say we sing a song?"
As impossible as this seems, Piett and Lilem broke the sound barrier with their next scream.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"PIETT, SAVE ME!" added Lilem in a more normal screaming voice.
"SAVE ME!!!" he screamed back, also back to normal.
Piett grabbed Lilem's arm, but Lilem clawed at him to try and get him off her. In the confusion, Lilem ended up with Piett's blaster and Piett ended up with the producer's dentures. He quickly threw them away.
"Take this, Barney!" yelled Lilem, pointing the blaster and firing. The blast hit Barney in the stomach, and he sizzled into nothingness.
They stood and stared.
"We did it," Lilem finally gasped, grinning. Then they turned around to face the live studio audience.
"Uh, Lilem?" asked Piett very slowly.
"Yes, Piett?" she replied nervously.
"You did it!" he yelped and ran off the stage.
A small child in the front row started to cry, and soon every other child in the room was crying. The mothers ran in to comfort their children, but then a mother stepped up to Lilem.
"What have you done!? Now we'll never get out kids to be quiet!" she barked.
"Stay back," warned Lilem, swinging the blaster-which-was-now-a-lightsaber around in the air. The blade hummed as it sliced through the air.
"Noooo!!" the enraged mothers cried simultaneously, charging forward.
Then, from the side of the stage, Piett rushed forward with a lightsaber of his own.
"I've gotten control of the story back!" he called to Lilem.
"Yes!" she cheered, and was suddenly outfitted with a lightsaber in either hand and shields on her arms. Piett came roaring back with a shield in one hand and a giant sword in the other.
"I've always wanted to do this!" he informed Lilem happily.
"DOWN WITH BARNEY!" they cried, slicing at the hordes of people around them. As soon as one of the mothers was hit, she disappeared. Within minutes the crowd had disappeared. Unfortunately, Piett and Lilem were left with a lot of crying children...
THE TEMPORARY END
"Piett! What do we do!?"
"Deal with it next week!"
"That's not going to solve anything!"
"Yeah, well at least I don't have to deal with this now!"
NEXT TIME: Piett and Lilem are forced to do the unthinkable! Kill children or change diapers? Er, we can't very well kill innocent children, so... Oh, drat. Baby Poop returns.