What If LOTR Went Horribly Wrong?
Part 3
Hi again! It's Penguin Girl with the latest chapter of what just may be the
most retarded fanfic ever written. I want to take a moment to thank all of
my 6 reviewers and post some comments on (long pause) uh, their comments.
Here goes.
Lady Riven- Thank you.
LegosGrl- Yes, I did know that. That was not, for the record, what I meant,
but it would make sense if it was interpreted that way.
hehe- Glad to hear it.
Terriah- Ok, I will.
Jessy-J05- Yes, it is quite discombobulated, isn't it?
lotrfan4ever- I can't find a word for it either.
We're still at Amon Hen, aren't we? ---12:50 PM
Gimli: You left the East Wind to me, but I can't think of anything to say.
Oh well.
Aragorn: That is as it should be. In Minas Tirith they endure the East
Wind, but they do not ask it for tidings.
Legolas: Do they ask ANY wind for tidings?
Aragorn: Yes.
Legolas: Really?
Aragorn: Yes.
Legolas: Really really?
Aragorn: Yes.
Legolas: Really really really?
Aragorn: Yes, they do.
Legolas: Oh.
(5 minutes later)
Legolas: REALLY REALLY REALLY?
Aragorn: Yes, elfboy, they do.
(later)
Aragorn: No orcs. Not sure about the hobbits.
Gimli: So what does that mean?
Legolas: It means they took a boat.
Aragorn: How do you know?
Legolas: I read the books.
Gimli: Can't beat that logic.
(later)
Legolas: They are far, far away. Far. REAL far. And when I say far, I mean-
Aragorn: Okay, I get it. Dwarf! Come! We must go. The scent is growing
cold.
Gimli: I thought Wolverine was the one with the superior sense of smell?
And besides, it's dark and I'm scared and I WANT MY MOMMY!
(Aragorn lies on the ground and stays there for about 5 minutes)
Gimli: Is he dead yet?
Legolas: No, that's not until the-oh! Can't reveal the plot!
Peter Jackson: No, you can't. Shut up or you'll be fired. Leonardo DiCaprio
can take your place. For that matter, Johnny Depp can replace Viggo.
Viggo & Orlando: Ok, ok, we'll be good.
Peter: Ok, I'll THINK about it.
(Viggo beheads him)
Viggo: That'll take care of that.
Part 3
Hi again! It's Penguin Girl with the latest chapter of what just may be the
most retarded fanfic ever written. I want to take a moment to thank all of
my 6 reviewers and post some comments on (long pause) uh, their comments.
Here goes.
Lady Riven- Thank you.
LegosGrl- Yes, I did know that. That was not, for the record, what I meant,
but it would make sense if it was interpreted that way.
hehe- Glad to hear it.
Terriah- Ok, I will.
Jessy-J05- Yes, it is quite discombobulated, isn't it?
lotrfan4ever- I can't find a word for it either.
We're still at Amon Hen, aren't we? ---12:50 PM
Gimli: You left the East Wind to me, but I can't think of anything to say.
Oh well.
Aragorn: That is as it should be. In Minas Tirith they endure the East
Wind, but they do not ask it for tidings.
Legolas: Do they ask ANY wind for tidings?
Aragorn: Yes.
Legolas: Really?
Aragorn: Yes.
Legolas: Really really?
Aragorn: Yes.
Legolas: Really really really?
Aragorn: Yes, they do.
Legolas: Oh.
(5 minutes later)
Legolas: REALLY REALLY REALLY?
Aragorn: Yes, elfboy, they do.
(later)
Aragorn: No orcs. Not sure about the hobbits.
Gimli: So what does that mean?
Legolas: It means they took a boat.
Aragorn: How do you know?
Legolas: I read the books.
Gimli: Can't beat that logic.
(later)
Legolas: They are far, far away. Far. REAL far. And when I say far, I mean-
Aragorn: Okay, I get it. Dwarf! Come! We must go. The scent is growing
cold.
Gimli: I thought Wolverine was the one with the superior sense of smell?
And besides, it's dark and I'm scared and I WANT MY MOMMY!
(Aragorn lies on the ground and stays there for about 5 minutes)
Gimli: Is he dead yet?
Legolas: No, that's not until the-oh! Can't reveal the plot!
Peter Jackson: No, you can't. Shut up or you'll be fired. Leonardo DiCaprio
can take your place. For that matter, Johnny Depp can replace Viggo.
Viggo & Orlando: Ok, ok, we'll be good.
Peter: Ok, I'll THINK about it.
(Viggo beheads him)
Viggo: That'll take care of that.