Chapter 1: The Breaking of the Wall
"I decided to stir up some trouble." Nintendo Rules All declared as he opened a new field. His orange cloak was drawn about him, and his eyes peered out. A hyperlink lay floating on the field before him: it was an iridescent globe hovering above the grass, distorting images of what lay beyond. Any who touched it would be linked to where ever it led them. Written across its surface in scrolling text was its address.
Shivan appeared in a flash of red. Curiosity filled him as he stepped into the hyperlink. Nintendo watched with pride as Shivan did so, but his pride was shattered once the YSBer sprang from the gate in anger.
"Close that topic! NOW!" he called. His eyes were aglow, and his face was reddened. It was a mixture of boiling wrath and blistering fear.
"What's wrong with it?" asked Nintendo innocently.
Another user walked out. He was a man himself, with a green cloak, its hem striped with black and gold. In his face showed plain a grand sense of mischief.
"FAILURE~!" he spat, eyeing Nintendo.
"Burgess." Shivan said, "I wouldn't count that as failure."
"I would," Burgess said.
***
"Why don't you come to the YSB?" Nintendo taunted the WWESB. He was in a different plane now, and the fields were nearly empty, save for a few lost souls. "Oh yeah. You don't have the link."
"They do now!" teased Sniper. He wore no cloak. Clothing him was a black tunic. He drew his ID card from a pouch at his side and held it before him. Pressing a button, another hyperlink appeared: inscribed upon it was the address of the Vale - in the YSB.
"ZING~!" Burgess said.
***
Anger welled upon slowly from within the YSB. Shivan was in a rage. Standing with him was the unfortunate Nintendo Rules All.
"Someone will post the link," he was saying, "and then the n00bs at the WWESB will come here freely."
The YSB was a sealed plane: that is, no hyperlinks on the main page of Gamefaqs led to it. It was in no board listing. The only way to reach it was to obtain its address from somewhere and direct your browser to its location.
Sniper emerged from the link.
"Looks like we've got a problem," he taunted. "It seems they really do have a link. Want me to show you?"
Shivan's face drained of blood. Nintendo thought for a moment. "Ouch," realized Nintendo. "But it wasn't my fault, it was -"
"If Sniper hadn't done it," Burgess said, "I would've, out of spite."
"The time is short then," Shivan said.
"It's like a soap opera from hell then," Sniper said.
".Nah," Burgess commented. Shivan glared at them.
"I was making a speech here, people."
"Oh yes, continue," Burgess said.
Shivan resumed. "We must find a way to KILL Saddam and -"
"Aren't we talking about my topic?" Nintendo corrected.
"Oh yeah, right," Shivan acknowledged. "As I was saying. We must defend the YSB!"
"To the Batmobile~!" Burgess cried.
"I decided to stir up some trouble." Nintendo Rules All declared as he opened a new field. His orange cloak was drawn about him, and his eyes peered out. A hyperlink lay floating on the field before him: it was an iridescent globe hovering above the grass, distorting images of what lay beyond. Any who touched it would be linked to where ever it led them. Written across its surface in scrolling text was its address.
Shivan appeared in a flash of red. Curiosity filled him as he stepped into the hyperlink. Nintendo watched with pride as Shivan did so, but his pride was shattered once the YSBer sprang from the gate in anger.
"Close that topic! NOW!" he called. His eyes were aglow, and his face was reddened. It was a mixture of boiling wrath and blistering fear.
"What's wrong with it?" asked Nintendo innocently.
Another user walked out. He was a man himself, with a green cloak, its hem striped with black and gold. In his face showed plain a grand sense of mischief.
"FAILURE~!" he spat, eyeing Nintendo.
"Burgess." Shivan said, "I wouldn't count that as failure."
"I would," Burgess said.
***
"Why don't you come to the YSB?" Nintendo taunted the WWESB. He was in a different plane now, and the fields were nearly empty, save for a few lost souls. "Oh yeah. You don't have the link."
"They do now!" teased Sniper. He wore no cloak. Clothing him was a black tunic. He drew his ID card from a pouch at his side and held it before him. Pressing a button, another hyperlink appeared: inscribed upon it was the address of the Vale - in the YSB.
"ZING~!" Burgess said.
***
Anger welled upon slowly from within the YSB. Shivan was in a rage. Standing with him was the unfortunate Nintendo Rules All.
"Someone will post the link," he was saying, "and then the n00bs at the WWESB will come here freely."
The YSB was a sealed plane: that is, no hyperlinks on the main page of Gamefaqs led to it. It was in no board listing. The only way to reach it was to obtain its address from somewhere and direct your browser to its location.
Sniper emerged from the link.
"Looks like we've got a problem," he taunted. "It seems they really do have a link. Want me to show you?"
Shivan's face drained of blood. Nintendo thought for a moment. "Ouch," realized Nintendo. "But it wasn't my fault, it was -"
"If Sniper hadn't done it," Burgess said, "I would've, out of spite."
"The time is short then," Shivan said.
"It's like a soap opera from hell then," Sniper said.
".Nah," Burgess commented. Shivan glared at them.
"I was making a speech here, people."
"Oh yes, continue," Burgess said.
Shivan resumed. "We must find a way to KILL Saddam and -"
"Aren't we talking about my topic?" Nintendo corrected.
"Oh yeah, right," Shivan acknowledged. "As I was saying. We must defend the YSB!"
"To the Batmobile~!" Burgess cried.