Usagi happily wandered over to Mamoru's house after school for a visit. She knocked twice and waited for Mamoru to answer. When he didn't come to the door, Usagi shrugged and entered anyway. Discovering that Mamoru wasn't home yet, she decided to make him dinner. An hour or so later, Mamoru entered the apartment, and became shiney because his apartment smelled like dog poo. Usagi, busy working on her specialty: sushi , hadn't noticed it. As the night went on, Mamoru couldn't stand it because the apartment smelled more and more like dog poo. A little while later, Mamoru's friend, ryou came to visit with his pet boa and nearly gagged at the smell as well. He politely smiled at Usagi and shrugged as his pet boa went wild running to escape the apartment at top speed. Mamoru sighed, and covered his eyes. He knew that he was in trouble when he heard his friend comment FUCK! under his breath. Luna is petrified! What the heck kind of meal is that girl of yours making if my Luna can't even stand the smell of it? Mamoru's friend asked. Mamoru just ran his hand through his hair in an embarrassed nature, shook his head, and went outside to look for Luna . When Mamoru tried to bring Luna back inside, it protested loudly, howling at the top of it's lungs. Just then, Mamoru's neighbor, Inu yasha walked over to see what all the commotion was about. Usagi, just plating her meal invited them all to sit down. The company, seeing there was no escape, grudgingly sat down and looked at the green food, trying to figure out what it was. Luna resigned itself to lay in the corner, under an open window, and wouldn't even go near the table, even when his owner yelled Luna ! Come here! Finally, Mamoru got up the courage to ask Usagi what she had used to make this meal, and she told him it was shit, toilet, and porn Mamoru never quite understood how those three ingredients, when mixed together, could have produced such a repulsive smell that Luna couldn't stand it, but he did know that with Usagi's luck in cooking, anything could happen! Forcing down the side salad, which tasted like shitake mushrooms, Mamoru decided that from now on, he would either eat out or order in. Anything to avoid Usagi's cooking!!!